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In this episode, the boys dive into droids and their role in the Star Wars Universe
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Why you sound like you just woke up?
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Because I did just woke up.
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I'm fucking here at 9am because you're an ass and can only do a fucking recording early today.
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If it could have been avoided, it would have.
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You have me up at 9am on a Sunday.
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I could kick your motherfucking ass.
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I mean, technically it's 10am for you because we lost an hour.
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No, if we lost an hour, it's 9am.
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No, if it was yesterday, it'd be 10am right now for you.
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Okay, that was yesterday.
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Haven't you ever heard that-
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You have an extra hour of sleep.
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Haven't you ever heard that yesterday never happened and tomorrow never comes?
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Because it's always now?
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No.
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Well, there you go.
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Now you have.
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Finally.
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Well, finally this motherfucker shows up.
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Hey, did you enjoy steaming your milk?
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Imagine waking up early on Daylight Savings.
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Bro, that's what I'm saying.
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I'm fucking-
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He's like, technically it's 10am for you.
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I'm like, no, technically it's 9am.
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Time went backwards for a fucking reason.
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I miss you guys, by the way, like for recording.
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Like I actually do enjoy our little Sunday sessions.
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Fucking too bad, we're too bad, literally all of us are hurricane victims.
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Fuck you, global warming.
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Okay, dude.
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Oh God, don't-
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No, please don't start enjoying the hard.
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I can't.
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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of The Force Unscripted.
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I'm joined here with my co-host Exotic and Winchie today.
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We actually got the whole squad back.
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Exotic's no longer suffering from hurricane fallout.
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Actually, are you still suffering from hurricane fallout?
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Not anymore.
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Finally got all the trees and shit cut up from my yard.
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So yeah, we're chilling now.
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And he has access to the internet now too.
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That's great.
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But today's topic, today is my topic.
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I happy.
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Why I big happy?
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So today's topic is droids.
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Basically anything and everything about droids.
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I feel like I'm stealing from Exotic.
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I hate admitting that.
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But I mean, let's start off with like our favorite.
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So I don't know.
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Let's everyone give their like top three droids because I kind of want to see what you guys say.
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Because like my reasons are more along the comical because y'all know me.
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I'm a jokester.
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So like I think my top three are number one definitely has to be like R2D2.
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I love like the books talking about R2 and even R2 in the movies is just fucking that scream.
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God, my sound board every time I join a discord is the R2D2 scream.
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I just love that.
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It's like this like the best it makes me the first time I heard it.
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I remember laughing so hard.
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I pissed myself and I think I was like nine.
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No, when does he when does he first do it?
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It's episode 2.
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Does he do it?
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He doesn't do it episode 1.
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Does he?
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I think he does whenever he's in the net boo fighter with Anakin is he because I can remember brick 3p.
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A fact check does R2D2 does his iconic scream in the in episode 1.
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I think I was like whenever he like first gets them a screen time is whenever he's in the fighter with Anakin.
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Yeah, cuz he gets deployed with other R2 units or just our units and then like the other ones get fucking blown up and he's the only one that can stick and finish the duty.
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No, I'm talking about whenever Anakin gets in like the the Naboo class fighter and they go and try to fucking blockade.
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But before that isn't that the Naboo starfighter repair scene like before they get there, right?
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Yeah, but I don't think he does it there.
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Oh, he doesn't really when he gets shot.
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He doesn't get shot.
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The other ones do I thought he still got hit.
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I thought he just survived it.
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It's been a while since the episode 1 I can't I'm not gonna lie.
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I didn't get to go see it when it fucking replayed in the theaters.
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I was sad about that.
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But but yeah, so I love our 2s antics.
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I also love I believe the book is the shadows of Mendoor from the Legends timeline.
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It's the only book in the Legends timeline if I remember correctly where they show the perspective of our 2 like it's funny because they like it's something along the lines of you know,
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he calculated the whatever trajectory and point zero zero one two seconds like it goes through like our 2s thought process and I think that that's not only unique,
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but it's just great art to just like a art is like the best droid.
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There's so much about our 2 that I just absolutely love.
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Then there's my number 2 which is chopper because that motherfucker is just a bona fide war criminal.
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And again, you know, he's got the comedic aspect to him like and I one thing that I love about, you know, my top 2 is that they're they're you know,
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non vocoder droid so they don't you know, they don't speak they just beep and so I think that that adds to it because you're forced to like let your imagination do some of the work on what they're saying.
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And I especially love that with Chopper because you know,
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there's like that one scene from a soca where they're like flying around and like I think he gets like shot of the ship get shot at.
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He goes and it's like what the fuck and it's like you can you can like further anthropomorphize the droids and it's just it's great.
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And the number three is is going to be K2SO.
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I love Rogue One.
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Rogue One is like probably I think Rogue One is like the best that Star Wars movies has to offer if I'm being completely honest with you.
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I love like the original trilogy is not of the prequel trilogy is but like as a standalone like Rogue One is kind of kind of top tier
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and K2SO I forget what the actors they Alan something but I love his voice and hearing him as K2SO and just K2SO's personality as a like a recommissioned Imperial droid.
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It's so funny.
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And I mean he goes out like a G like doing everything against his programming as a droid to save his friends.
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And I just think that that is that's a cool thing.
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I like I like droids.
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I really like how how Star Wars has always done droids both in physical media and in like, you know printed media.
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So I'm curious as to what you guys favorite droids are.
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You know on the topic of Chopper I was at Galaxy's Edge the other day at Disney and you can build a droid there kind of like they're build a lightsaber thing which is cool.
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And I was building one and you can select like a bunch of different voice chips and the orange voice chip I believe is Chopper's.
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And there was a girl there who's like working there who had like all of the little chips and she would stick them in the droid.
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She was holding and play the sounds for people so they could figure out which ones they wanted.
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And my wife was choosing one because we both built a droid and the girl played the Chopper sound and my wife was like,
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Oh, I don't like that one.
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And I was like, it's okay.
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He's a terrorist.
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And there was this British girl standing next to us also listening to the sounds and the fear and like panic in her eyes when I said that Chopper was a terrorist.
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That's fucking hilarious.
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Holy shit.
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Like she's you know, she's a foreigner.
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She's in America and some dude at Disney's talking about terrorists.
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She was so fucking you could just see the fear.
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He does have a kill count of like over 50.
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So that's what I'm saying.
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Fuck them up with that gravity generator.
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He had to do all that shit.
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He did out of pure joy.
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So I think it was I can't remember.
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Was it for my birthday?
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Was it for Christmas that you got me the Chopper droid birthday?
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Yeah, every time I come into my room, I press the button because it's one of those like it's like the it's like the Star Wars equivalent of a tickle me Elmo.
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Like every time you do something to it every time you press a button, it does like one of like 50 lines or movements and stuff and like moves his hands around.
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It's the it's like my favorite fucking droid.
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I love it.
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I love Chopper.
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I'm not surprised that that Tina doesn't like the chopper voice.
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Yeah, it was it was fun.
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It was fun building them.
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She built a BB model and I built a R model.
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I think I saw you post a picture of one.
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I don't think I saw hers.
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I posted the picture I posted was them together unless you saw the picture of the drum set.
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Yeah, that's the only one I saw.
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Yeah, that's all.
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Well, I got the all I bought literally all of the attachments for the droids.
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Wait, I have a surprise waiting to don't I?
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Yeah.
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Oh fuck.
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Yeah.
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Oh, it looks like we finally got that fact check back.
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Let's see.
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So there's no scream and Phantom Menace other droids scream as they got shot off the ship and the are to okay.
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Are you sure?
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Hmm.
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I'm sorry.
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Remember him talking to Anakin and then screaming whenever they almost get shot out of the sky.
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I'm curious as to what your your top three are when she lay it on us.
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I think I have an idea of what one of yours might be but I could also be wrong.
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I like I like BB-8.
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I think he's cute and cool technologically and I like I like what was that TK whatever's personality.
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You talk about the one from the Karen Travis books.
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Yeah, I knew it.
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I knew you're gonna pick him.
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Fuck what is this is TK01 right?
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That sounds right.
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Shit.
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We need another fact check.
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What was the name of the droid from Karen Travis's Star Wars?
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It's gonna be so hard to find.
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No, just look up look up like droid that works with Cal and Waylon.
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My fact check was correct.
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He does do his first scream and whenever he's in the Nebu fighter with Anakin.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, you're right.
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Our fact checker was wrong.
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Shame on you brick 3PO.
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All right, let's see this 101 timestamp.
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There it is.
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It's a short one though, but it's still the scream.
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I love the scream.
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I see your point, sir.
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What was I about to say?
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Oh, yeah, the one from episode 3 is the best though.
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The hallway scene.
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Yeah, we fucking slam in.
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All right.
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So I think it's I think it's TK01.
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Did you find it?
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I didn't but yeah, TK01 something.
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I knew it was TK01 something.
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I like that one just because he's a dick and what other droid do I like?
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I like I also just like the classic battle droid.
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I expected the middle one.
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I did not expect BB8 and a battle droid like a B1.
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Yeah, B1.
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I can understand the comedic aspect.
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Oh beep.
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Okay, TK0.
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Okay, I was close.
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It's just TK0.
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That's that's the right one.
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We I knew it was TK0.
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I thought that was something afterwards like R2 is cool.
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The R series are cool, but like TK0 talks talks and BB8.
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I just like his personality and then I mean the B1 battle.
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You can't you can't hate the B1 battle droids.
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Okay, hear me out.
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I got I got to defend any and all R2 slander.
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There was no R2 slander.
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I know but you said you said you didn't pick R2 that that's slander enough clearly.
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Yeah, but the droid I built at the Star Wars thing was an R series.
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I didn't even build the BB series.
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All right, fine.
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Okay, fine.
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But no one thing that I do love about R2 though, is that like you got to think about it.
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R2 is like tricked out what like 22 BBY?
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Like after he because after he helps with the Naboo scene, they like upgrade him that motherfucker is relevant in the Star Wars timeline for the following like 60 years like that's incredible.
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Imagine you made a computer in the fucking 90s and come to like 2050.
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It's still fucking out running fucking new computers of the time, but that's crazy.
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I mean, I hear you.
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That's it.
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You just hear me.
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I hear what the words you're saying are and what they mean.
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Fuck off.
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Would she?
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All right, exotic.
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What's your top three?
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I'm gonna take a guess on my first one.
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Why HK?
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Yep.
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HK 47.
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I knew it.
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Yeah, I mean best companion out of all of the night to the old Republic games.
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That was just is every shot calling every human or actual organic being meat bags.
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So it's fucking hilarious.
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Yes, I remember after I played actually, I think I told you about when I started playing night to the Republic for the first time.
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It was like like three years ago.
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I think two years ago and after that I went on like this stint for like three weeks where I just called everyone a fucking meat bag.
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Number two IG 11.
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I mean made his debut in Mandalorian.
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That shit stuck with the fan base.
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Fucking love IG 11 became babysitter droid that still can fucking, you know, shoot his shot whenever he needs it.
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My third one, probably a professor Huyang from the Clone Wars to the Ahsoka series.
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It's just cool as fuck how he teaches pretty much every single Jedi to craft lightsabers and shit like that.
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I know he existed during the Clone Wars, but do they they don't show him in the Clone Wars though, do they?
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Yeah, they do.
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Whenever yep, whenever Yoda and Ahsoka took the younglings to get their kyber crystals.
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He was there.
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Oh shit.
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Oh shit.
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I even think about that.
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You right.
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Oh fuck.
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And he also fucking, you know, taught Master Yoda like motherfucker old.
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Yeah.
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I also have an honorable mention fucking R2KT pretty big backstory behind that.
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Do not know that droid R2KT.
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Yeah, it's the droid that they made in real life first.
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I believe the 501st Legion like the cosplay group built it for a young girl that had brain cancer and that was her make-a-wish.
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And then it went on to appear in the Clone Wars and I think the Force Awakens.
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It's the pink R2 unit.
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I didn't know that.
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That's cute.
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My I guess if I have to pick an honorable mention, I G88.
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I recently read Tales of the Bounty Hunters book by that was edited by Kevin J.
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Anderson who I got to sign my book.
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They revealed that like when I G88 is created like there's other he gains sentient first.
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And then there's other IG units that he puts his own like memories and data into and then they rename themselves like I G88 a I G88 B I G88 C I G88 D.
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What you find out is like during the events of like say Empire Strikes Back where we see I G88 for the first time.
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That's actually I believe that's I G88 C and then I G88 B is outside kind of a way inside of a ship and actually tracks.
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Han Solo after he does a little trash move, but because Boba Fett is just the best bounty hunter ever Boba Fett beats in there and actually like beats I G88 to the quarry on Cloud City.
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But like I G88 was tracking Han Solo to Cloud City Cloud City 2 and that's something that you know, you wouldn't know unless you read the book.
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So like I actually really like that.
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He basically tried to or did take over Mecha 3 which produced like a large portion of the droids for the galaxy in the Legends universe.
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And it was ran by Raynar Thule's uncle, I believe after I G88.
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But basically I G88 had made all the droids with like a special contingency ship chip just kind of like the clones and in the canon timeline that once they got to a certain point that he would flip a switch and like,
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you know 80% of the droids in the galaxy would basically annihilate all humanity and it would be a droid ruled universe.
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And so he was so close to his plan because he didn't need to do the last thing he did to win.
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But he inserted his brain into the chip that was installed into DS2, gained sentience, operated it for you know, I think like a month or two.
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And right when he was about to like flip the switch to take over the galaxy have you know, the Death Star 2 as his body as his be the droid.
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The rebels blew it up after he like his last line was basically fucked like, you know, shit talking humans and then he gets exploded by exploded by them.
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But I thought it was cool that he like in Return of the Jedi, the main computer chip that's controlling the Death Star 2 is I G88.
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So that's my honorable mention to like all the I G units are kind of like the badass of the droid world.
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They'll be doing some wild shit.
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Yeah, I mean, and that's one of the few droids where there's only one run of well like as far as like Legends is concerned,
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they make it seem that way in Canon 2 like there's only one run of I G88 like the I G series.
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Like, you know how you have like R2's, R5's, R3's like you only got I G88 like you got C3PO.
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There's like C4 units like but I G is just I G.
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They made that one set.
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They were super badass that their job with lethal efficiency.
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They never had to make any more.
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Of course, the Empire was dead.
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But you know, they didn't need to make any more.
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Yep, and then most of their heads became decoration and Cantina's.
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I read that book too.
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Tales from Moe's Isley Cantina.
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Star Wars has some really these are so these are earlier books in the timeline.
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Star Wars has some really good background books about the characters that you see in the original trilogy and develop on them.
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I thought was pretty cool.
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Fun fact about TK0 and Gaib or Gabe or whatever his name is.
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They were the ones that Jabba the Hutt hired to find Stinky.
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They were hired to find Nikita?
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What the fuck?
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Why am I catching strays once again for zero reason?
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Uh, Rada or whatever, Rada the Hutt like from the very first Clone Wars like animated.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, they were the ones that were hired to find him in Legends.
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It's not actually stated in like anywhere else, but they were the ones hired for that job.
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Thought that was cool.
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That's interesting.
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I love how there's some there's some really cool lore overlap that doesn't conflict anything because of like the releasing of the the Clone Wars and Disney's acquisition of Star Wars.
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So like I think that's kind of cool.
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I'm trying to think of other other droids of note that I really like.
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There's a bunch of them.
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Oh, what's his name?
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Fucking Lola.
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I love Lola too.
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And BD8 from...
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Oh, Survivor?
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Yeah.
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Last Jedi?
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Both of them.
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Yeah, no, Lola is cool as shit.
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And I thought it was I thought it was cute that like there was like a major droid character in Kenobi that was like relevant because like, you know, you hear Kenobi and you think R2 like if someone asks you about a droid or maybe you think about like the R5.
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I think it was R5 that exploded in the beginning of episode 3.
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But now I associate like I still associate Obi-Wan with R2.
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I'm not gonna lie, but I also think of Lola and I thought the design of Lola as a droid was really good.
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It was really cool to some degree.
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The droid matches the person or the at least the person's personality and I thought that Lola was a very good fit for Leia.
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I was gonna say another one of my favorite droids is FLO the diner the like waitress droid from episode 2.
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And Dexter's diner.
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Yeah.
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Well, we did that fuck Mary kill with Dexter and you've been thinking about that motherfucker cooking for you since I mean he can whip it up to kitchen.
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Obviously, you saw many people were in that diner when Obi-Wan in there.
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He's gonna whip it up in the kitchen and whip it out on you.
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Now, I mean like out of all the fucking restaurants that could be in Coruscant everybody choose to go to that one.
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It's gotta be some good ass food.
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At least that one serves Java juice.
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I like Lola.
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I have the like I got you the chopper one.
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I have the Lola one.
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Yeah, we have the same one.
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I love it.
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I thought oh on the topic of our five because our five was in Mandalorian 2.
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Was he has like a decorated history with the rebellion after the sandcrawler stuff?
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Yeah, I've got he sacrificed himself so that are to we get picked up and then are to put in like a recommendation for him.
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So they like rebuild our five after episode three because then he get his fucking dome tore off by the sabotage different our five different our five.
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Okay, I think that was an hour five from Obi-Wan.
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I have I struggle to it.
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There's too many fucking droid variations on those units.
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I just know it's an astromech unit.
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That's all I can tell you another droid whose design that I really like but you know,
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I don't have any names for are the Imperial probe droids a little floating robot squids.
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What about the Imperial interrogation droids?
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Yeah, and that's like they're like evil little sister.
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Like yeah, absolutely fucking torture devices.
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That's it's so funny that those interrogator droids are so good that Princess Leia still has PTSD about them like 20 years after the fact.
00:20:22
They're called Viper probe droids by the way, Dexy the Imperials honestly had some really good designs for the like the probe droids the interrogator droids the fucking the other house droids.
00:20:35
I mouse droids annoy the shit out of me.
00:20:37
I'm not going to any time and fucking the force unleashed any time I see them on the ground slash force anywhere throw it like a fuck a mouse droid.
00:20:46
I was also going to say the Imperial security droids like the K2 units like the imperials have some good fucking designs for some droids.
00:20:52
I want to read more on the dark droid series if possible.
00:20:55
I need to if virus takes over droids droids take over Galaxy.
00:21:01
Is it an AU?
00:21:02
I don't know.
00:21:03
I thought you read it.
00:21:03
I've read like synopsis.
00:21:06
I got you.
00:21:06
I'm trying to think if there's any other there's got to be other droids of note that I'm just fucking forgetting.
00:21:11
I'm just glad none of us said that we really liked AZ 1 3 or AZ I 3.
00:21:15
Which one's AZ?
00:21:16
Oh from the fucking medical droid bad bad.
00:21:19
Janet glue the one who was a thick comes because his lower half was like fucking wide as shit.
00:21:25
Mm hmm.
00:21:26
That didn't know the fuck out of me.
00:21:27
I thought he was cute or had been destroyed.
00:21:32
Can't remember the name of that guy also annoyed me.
00:21:34
Oh the little one.
00:21:35
Yeah, that's the one that got its leg like cut off and Omega helped to fucking put it back on.
00:21:41
Oh, I also think it's cool kind of how like there are certain laws and legislation in like accordance to droids like that.
00:21:49
There's rules that like they can't harm a human, you know outside of the cases of like, you know,
00:21:55
the IG series that were designed to be assassin droids,
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but I think that it's cool that they have a certain amount of rules that govern them,
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but there's always like the exceptions outside of them.
00:22:05
It's a and then you see droids like, you know, TK zero who said, you know, fuck that, you know,
00:22:12
I'm going to change my subroutine so that I'm not just some fucking subservient piece of metal and circuits
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and he ain't gonna let you forget it either.
00:22:19
And then you also have droids like the one from the Coruscant Knights series.
00:22:26
What's his name?
00:22:27
Oh, I five yq.
00:22:28
You have a case like him where like droids who are, you know, non-organic, you know things you have a droid
00:22:37
that's recognized by his owner through the force like you have these like really cool exceptions to droids
00:22:44
and then like I haven't read Dark Droids, but like a Sith virus in the droids like you have so much room to work
00:22:52
with these droids in this universe like, you know, regardless of the timeline.
00:22:55
And I think that like that versatility is it's awesome.
00:22:59
That's why I wanted to do like a show because the droids like not only do they make the galaxy function,
00:23:05
especially like even in like if you just think about the case of Coruscant a planet with trillions of people
00:23:11
like you got to have joy functionality to you know, fucking just operate and so droids are like crucial to the Star Wars
00:23:20
universe and like to have those outliers is really cool, you know tangents of droids are just fantastic.
00:23:27
Yeah, there's been always been like a well, I don't know about always but for a long time there's been a thing in the
00:23:33
like Star Wars community how there's basically no point in putting like security measures into your stuff
00:23:41
because droids can break into things so fast they've like completely guided like the course of cyber security in Star Wars.
00:23:52
That's kind of cool to think about.
00:23:54
I mean, it's also funny that like, you know, for the most part they have to fuck the opposing computer that they want to control.
00:24:00
Hey Star Wars Outlaws will tell you that it's all a rhythm game.
00:24:03
Oh, oh.
00:24:04
So I mean, it's really just R2 like singing sweet nothings to the fucking Death Star
00:24:10
and it's giving him something back.
00:24:12
I was thinking of a different kind of rhythm, but you know what you right my mind there are no huts were harmed in the filming of this episode.
00:24:20
Yeah, I think we need to like I think we need to make like a bingo card for when people listen like
00:24:25
I'm different squares of what Nikita is going to say like fucking a hut is just one of the squares.
00:24:32
You know what I might I might make one of those actually.
00:24:34
It's funny.
00:24:35
I brought up huts first this session.
00:24:38
It wasn't even you.
00:24:39
Did you?
00:24:39
Stinky.
00:24:40
Oh, that's crazy.
00:24:41
It's also funny because his wife caused me stinky.
00:24:43
Yeah, got to say facts, you know, you know what I smell like and I can't even say shit because you like Sasquatch.
00:24:49
So what am I going to say?
00:24:49
You smell like a mountain breeze like that sounds very enjoyable.
00:24:52
He likes Wookiees too.
00:24:54
So I mean, oh, you know what that makes so much sense.
00:24:58
I never made I never put two and two together.
00:25:00
Is that why you like Wookiees because you look like one then your people I don't like Wookiees.
00:25:04
I like Wookie Jedi.
00:25:06
Okay, is a Wookie Jedi Jedi.
00:25:08
I don't like Wookie.
00:25:09
I'm not I'm not a fan of Chewbacca.
00:25:11
That's not true.
00:25:11
He just likes the ones that are into the freaky stuff.
00:25:14
You gonna try to beat those allegations?
00:25:15
Those allegations are beating him.
00:25:17
Oh, to be honest, I did not hear what you said.
00:25:20
You know what?
00:25:20
We'll take that as a dub.
00:25:22
All right.
00:25:22
You got anything y'all want to add droid wise speak now or forever hold your pizza.
00:25:26
If you like droids definitely hit up the little droid thing at Disney.
00:25:29
If you go it's actually fun and worth it.
00:25:32
But how much do one of those cost?
00:25:33
At the California one, it's 99 bucks.
00:25:36
At the Florida one, it's like 112 or something like that.
00:25:39
Okay, but how much did you spin?
00:25:41
Because you said you bought all the accessories and shit.
00:25:43
Yeah, I bought like three voice chips and I bought the backpack and I bought all the accessories.
00:25:49
I don't actually know how much that was total like $300 maybe.
00:25:54
Yeah, damn.
00:25:55
That's basically what you spend on your fucking blaster pistol, isn't it?
00:25:58
No, my blaster was like two droids.
00:26:00
Damn.
00:26:01
All right guys.
00:26:01
Well, that has been our episode on droids.
00:26:04
I loved getting to talk about droids.
00:26:05
They're just a very integral part of the Star Wars universe and a very integral part of my love for Star Wars.
00:26:12
Like I said, the R2-D2 Scream lives rent-free in my head.
00:26:17
I love the fucking war criminal that is Chopper and just the comedic relief that droids provide,
00:26:23
the companionship that they provide, you know, the plot points.
00:26:27
Everything about them is just fantastic.
00:26:29
You have a lot that you can do with just a very broad idea.
00:26:33
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