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[00:00:03] Hello and welcome to a...
[00:00:26] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it was a prank
[00:00:30] Action
[00:00:32] Bro he said there's only so much I can handle in my current state
[00:00:36] And you fucking interrupt him right as he starts, right after he told you
[00:00:40] Okay, to be fair, to be fair, to be fair
[00:00:44] It was actually just bad timing, I was calling JP gay, not him
[00:00:48] And it just happened to be while he was talking
[00:00:52] Sure
[00:00:54] Alright, cut the chatter
[00:00:56] Thank you, thank you Brick
[00:00:58] Cheese, Louise
[00:01:00] Alright Exotic, take it away
[00:01:02] And bring it back
[00:01:04] Hey and welcome to another week of Exotics Encyclopedia of Force Facts
[00:01:06] This week the fact is, the reason we see General Grievous coughing in episode 3
[00:01:10] As he's ransacking Coruscant
[00:01:12] Is because in the little animated series of the Clone Wars from 2005
[00:01:16] The old one, Mace Windu is actually seen crushing his chest with the Force
[00:01:20] That's your fact?
[00:01:22] Yes, it is a fact
[00:01:24] It is a fact
[00:01:26] Yeah, it's just them covering all the shit that happened in that little mini episode
[00:01:30] Because it's also the same reason Anakin got his scar was from Ventress in that same series
[00:01:34] You know they say once you go black you end up in a wheelchair
[00:01:36] But I'm okay with the reality of once you go black you end up in a fucking cyborg armor with a cough
[00:01:42] Sounds kinda cool, what a way to go
[00:01:44] I know what you're referencing with that fucking wheelchair thing
[00:01:48] I know exactly what you're referencing with the fucking wheelchair
[00:01:54] Fucking love white chicks dude, it's like my favorite movie
[00:01:56] You know what, I'd let Mace choke me like that too
[00:01:58] Come on
[00:02:00] What a beautiful chocolate man oh ha ha ha
[00:02:02] Well he didn't really choke, it was more of like a gentle squeeze you know
[00:02:06] Super gentle, leaves you with a permanent cough yeah
[00:02:10] Little bit of force pneumonia for ya
[00:02:12] And Sidious just said yeah fuck you I'm not fixing that
[00:02:14] Force whooping cough, there was like a joke
[00:02:16] I think it was Team Force star
[00:02:18] It's like call me whooping cough because I'm about to devastate your children or something like that
[00:02:22] Fuck them kids
[00:02:24] Wow that was a very caustic ADHD tangent I'm so sorry
[00:02:28] Yeah, that was quite peculiar
[00:02:32] It went tangent and then left
[00:02:34] It's just
[00:02:36] Anytime I can say fuck them kids I'm gonna, I'm sorry
[00:02:38] Alright well thank you all for tuning in to another week of Exotic Encyclopedia of Force Facts
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