Force Facts - Brokeback Council

[00:00:38] Facts About The Force, And Star Wars.

[00:00:40] So, did you guys know that technically according to George Lucas, I don't really know how

[00:00:45] much as a ping-a-matte is at this point anymore, but according to George Lucas, the Jedi are

[00:00:49] allowed to have sex.

[00:00:50] He said it in an interview and I quote, Jedi Knights aren't so little.

[00:00:54] The thing that is forbidden is attachments and possessive relationships.

[00:00:57] So, technically there are some Jedi sluts out there and they be fucking.

[00:01:01] Or I choose to believe that at least.

[00:01:03] Thank you George Lucas.

[00:01:04] Yeah, does it carry Mundi have like 51s?

[00:01:06] So, you know he'd be fucking.

[00:01:08] Well yeah, but he has an excuse that his race is going fucking extinct and there's not

[00:01:12] a lot of males so he needs to have a ton of concave ions.

[00:01:16] But like, I'm sure there's some Jedi out there that fuck just to fuck because they like

[00:01:20] fucking.

[00:01:21] Did you just think concave ions?

[00:01:22] Concave ions?

[00:01:24] I thought that's what I said the first time.

[00:01:25] He said concave ions.

[00:01:27] I prefer that I can't cube ions, I like that because it's a concave.

[00:01:31] Of course you're fucking forced fact is why?

[00:01:35] I'm the nasty one.

[00:01:37] So what you're saying is Obi-Wan is a teen should have been hooking up.

[00:01:42] Absolutely they should.

[00:01:43] Do you if Obi-Wan was getting pussy and it could never fall to the dark side?

[00:01:50] Because Obi's like oh yeah, pad me.

[00:01:52] Yeah, I co-side and that shit.

[00:01:54] Go fuck or what?

[00:01:54] Did it like a well-known theory that that one kid is Obi-Wan and Satin's kid?

[00:02:00] What kid?

[00:02:01] Satin's son, his name.

[00:02:03] What's his name?

[00:02:04] Oh I know what you're talking about now.

[00:02:06] I don't know though.

[00:02:07] Korki.

[00:02:09] The nephew.

[00:02:10] He was the nephew.

[00:02:11] Oh so the definitely not right because he's a nephew but.

[00:02:16] But that means he came out of someone else's kuchi oh.

[00:02:18] But it's supposedly her nephew but that would make the mom bokeh tan put that doesn't make sense.

[00:02:25] Oh oh yeah.

[00:02:27] Have we ever had to so fact check the force fact?

[00:02:33] I guess it's not technically a force fact that we're fact checking but.

[00:02:35] Rick creepy.

[00:02:36] You got anything on a on theories about Obi-Wan and Satin possibly having a kid.

[00:02:42] I never heard that theory.

[00:02:43] Wait okay so apparently they had to have had a third sibling because according to

[00:02:50] Wikipedia, Boke-Tan was his other aunt.

[00:02:54] Oh so the one kid marked or something?

[00:02:56] I guess.

[00:02:58] Anyway.

[00:02:59] sibling no info.

[00:03:01] Yeah so Korki is totally Obi-Wan and Satin's kid anyway.

[00:03:04] Well there you have it.

[00:03:05] Obi-Wan was fucking and he still let Anakin fall to the dark side.

[00:03:08] Can't you imagine?

[00:03:10] I mean he never stopped him and had me.

[00:03:13] He was kind of chill with it.

[00:03:14] I mean he mostly was not chill with it.

[00:03:16] He just let it slide because that motherfucker find any reason to make an excuse for Anakin.

[00:03:20] So he was kind of chill with it.

[00:03:22] You know what?

[00:03:22] I'll let you have this when I don't feel like dying on this hill.

[00:03:25] This one seems like a stupid one to die on so you got this one bro.

[00:03:28] How do all the other hills you've died on?

[00:03:29] Hey look, I know my brand of stupid and this is not my brand of stupid right here and I'll

[00:03:34] die on your hill.

[00:03:35] Think you're too stupid to know what your stupid is.

[00:03:38] That's how stupid and I would know.

[00:03:40] What do you think?

[00:03:41] Yes, because I'm stupid.

[00:03:44] Game recognized, game granddad and right now you look kind of unfamiliar.

[00:03:51] Alright everyone.

[00:03:52] Well that has been this week's Force Facts.

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[00:04:07] We don't know at this point when she's kind of kind of dropped the ball on this.

[00:04:11] He dropped the best garb balls on this one so you know catch you guys on the next one.

[00:04:16] Can I get a retort shape me?

[00:04:18] Look my ass.