Force Facts - Falleen in Love

[00:00:03] Hey everyone and may the Force be with you, Nakeda here with my boys Winchy and Exotic for another Force Facts from my lexicon of facts about the Force and Star Wars. So today is a bit of a legends fact actually.

[00:00:39] Did you know that in the Legends timeline Vader's biggest op is a falleen named Prince Shiseur. Shiseur is the leader of Black Sun which is basically a drug cartel like crime ring that

[00:00:54] is all over the galaxy, very present in the core, stretching out all the way to the outer rim has basically kind of influence on most planets for the most part. But Shiseur is trying to curry favor with the Emperor and basically a lot of times a

[00:01:10] butt heads in front of the Emperor and the Emperor has to be like, yo Vader shet yo ass up or Prince Shiseur don't step out of place like they fucking constantly fight back and forth for like the Emperor's love basically.

[00:01:23] They're basically two step children trying to fight for the honor of their father I guess but in the end Vader ends up winning obviously he finds what he's been trying to find dirt to get rid of Shiseur for like years.

[00:01:38] So finally Shiseur slips up and Vader's like, oh my executor is hovering over Coruscant time to blast your sky hook out of the fucking air with an orbital bombardment from a superstar destroyer and basically Vader just fucking Vader always takes out his ops I'm not

[00:01:55] gonna lie he he he come for blood and he get it. So does Maul lead the Black Sun in Legends? No. No. Maul's dead in Legends. Maul died died in Phantom Menace in Legends. Yeah like actually yeah he don't he don't get no reprieve.

[00:02:10] One thing that's cool about so you learn that like most of the Fallen are they're kind of split so like half of them are with Shiseur and like part of the crime league but the

[00:02:20] other half are like trying to fight for the reputation of the Fallen and for those of you Fallen are kind of like half lizard half they're like lizard humanoid people but they have this really cool power where they can like secrete like pheromones that

[00:02:33] make people feel a certain type of way around them or whatever feeling that the Fallen wants them to feel. So like Fallen men are really good at getting women of various other humanoid races which I mean it just adds to their sex appeal.

[00:02:48] At some point like Shiseur even tries to like get Leia and Leia is like in a fucking cold sweat trying to like like she's like why do I want to fuck this man so bad like he's just so sexy and just like ah Fallen gotta resist those pheromones.

[00:03:03] I mean that's not surprising to me. I mean obviously Vader's just gonna fuck everybody up so. I mean he kind of went crazy like taking out your ops is one thing fucking blasting them from space as a whole fucking other. I mean we've been new Vader's Pettie.

[00:03:18] Sometimes you gotta pull a covenant and glass of planet like that's just how it is. You know what you write as hell Vader is the king of Pettie and Extra so it fits. But yeah that's been this week's Force Facts everyone thank you so much for tuning

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[00:03:56] But until next time may the Force be with you everyone thank you so much for tuning in and we'll catch you on the next one. Those Folline pheromones been tripping him up. Fuck you bitch.