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00:00:23 --> 00:00:27 everyone and welcome back to the force unscripted
00:00:27 --> 00:00:30 we have another force fact for you this week
00:00:30 --> 00:00:33 from my lexicon of facts about star wars and
00:00:33 --> 00:00:37 the force this fact is a little bit about nomenclature
00:00:37 --> 00:00:41 in the original trilogy did you know that not
00:00:41 --> 00:00:44 only do they never say the word ewok in return
00:00:44 --> 00:00:48 of the jedi but in the entirety of the original
00:00:48 --> 00:00:51 trilogy they never call palpatine by his name
00:00:51 --> 00:00:54 he's always referred to as the emperor sonic
00:00:54 --> 00:00:56 haven't you done that fact about ewoks before
00:00:56 --> 00:00:59 i don't know we only have one other fact that
00:00:59 --> 00:01:02 was called the ewoking dead and i couldn't remember
00:01:02 --> 00:01:04 what it was about i don't think so i think that
00:01:04 --> 00:01:06 was the first one i I think that's the first
00:01:06 --> 00:01:09 one I've done about Endor was the last one that
00:01:09 --> 00:01:11 I did. Either way, it's true. They didn't mention
00:01:11 --> 00:01:13 the Ewok thing until, what, the Christmas special
00:01:13 --> 00:01:16 or something, right? I believe so. Christmas
00:01:16 --> 00:01:18 special with Chewie's family? The Christmas special
00:01:18 --> 00:01:22 that shall not be named. Life day. The one none
00:01:22 --> 00:01:24 of the actors wanted to do? That thing is horrible.
00:01:24 --> 00:01:27 Like, it's so horrible, it's funny. Wait, so
00:01:27 --> 00:01:29 if they never say the word Ewok, what do they
00:01:29 --> 00:01:31 call him? Nothing. They don't call him anything.
00:01:32 --> 00:01:33 They're just a little furry woodland creatures.
00:01:34 --> 00:01:35 I mean, they don't say that either, but... They
00:01:35 --> 00:01:38 don't speak Ewok. C -3PO did. I mean, C -3PO
00:01:38 --> 00:01:40 speaks everything, but nobody else spoke Ewok.
00:01:40 --> 00:01:43 Six million forms of communication. Which is
00:01:43 --> 00:01:45 weird that he would know. ewok language because
00:01:45 --> 00:01:48 who programmed that bitch a kid on kathleen skywalker
00:01:48 --> 00:01:51 yeah i want to know so somebody had to go and
00:01:51 --> 00:01:54 meet the ewoks or c -3po is just that goaded
00:01:54 --> 00:01:57 that he can just pick up a language the first
00:01:57 --> 00:01:58 time he hears it he could have like uploaded
00:01:58 --> 00:02:01 more i guess The Clone Wars went on and everything.
00:02:01 --> 00:02:04 But he started off with six million forms of
00:02:04 --> 00:02:06 communication. Over six million forms of communication.
00:02:06 --> 00:02:08 We don't ever see him get upgraded with that
00:02:08 --> 00:02:10 either. We see him get wiped. Memory wiped. We
00:02:10 --> 00:02:12 never see him get upgraded, though. Yeah, we
00:02:12 --> 00:02:15 do. When he gets the gold chassis. Okay, but
00:02:15 --> 00:02:18 we don't see his software get updated. We see
00:02:18 --> 00:02:20 him physically get some more pieces of his outfit.
00:02:20 --> 00:02:22 I'm pretty sure if they were doing that, they
00:02:22 --> 00:02:24 were probably doing some internal shit, too.
00:02:24 --> 00:02:25 I don't think that that was pure. I mean, his
00:02:25 --> 00:02:28 personality never changed. Oh, God, no, it didn't.
00:02:28 --> 00:02:31 Wasn't it Amidala who upgraded him? Yes. I doubt
00:02:31 --> 00:02:34 she spoke Ewok. The same time that R2 got upgraded,
00:02:34 --> 00:02:37 so did C -3PO, which is why, like, both of them
00:02:37 --> 00:02:40 remain relevant well after their models are just
00:02:40 --> 00:02:42 completely obsolete. I mean, most of the astromechs
00:02:42 --> 00:02:44 remain relevant because they're just goaded at
00:02:44 --> 00:02:48 being space buddies. Calculations. Even Din Djarin
00:02:48 --> 00:02:51 picks up an astromech droid because it's the
00:02:51 --> 00:02:53 best ones of the ones that were available to
00:02:53 --> 00:02:55 him at the time. And there was a BD -8 there.
00:02:55 --> 00:02:57 Yeah, and an astromech. mcwinton snitched on
00:02:57 --> 00:03:00 him started talking about ewoks got to the mandalorian
00:03:00 --> 00:03:04 i love to see our tangents just go on can someone
00:03:04 --> 00:03:07 somehow figure out a way to turn one of our facts
00:03:07 --> 00:03:10 into you know something about winchy's feet we
00:03:10 --> 00:03:12 can get that going that'd be great why have you
00:03:12 --> 00:03:14 seen his feet i wear boots he can only play league
00:03:14 --> 00:03:16 of legends with feet like legitimately i play
00:03:16 --> 00:03:18 every video game with feet that's a weird fact
00:03:18 --> 00:03:22 okay hey a two -for -one special boys All right,
00:03:22 --> 00:03:23 everyone. Well, that's been this week's Force
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00:03:41 --> 00:03:43 time, peace out, Girl Scouts. May the force be
00:03:43 --> 00:03:44 with you, and we'll catch you on the next one.
00:03:44 --> 00:03:46 Swear to God, we're going to get a reveal the
00:03:46 --> 00:03:49 foot cam kind of thing. Somebody's going to comment,
00:03:49 --> 00:03:52 need feet pics, pics, something like that. I
00:03:52 --> 00:03:54 know it. That's wild. Later. 50 bucks a pop.
00:03:55 --> 00:03:57 See you guys. He's still on the fucking feed.
00:03:57 --> 00:04:01 Just say goodbye. I said, see you guys. I didn't
00:04:01 --> 00:04:03 want to say it. You were struggling to do that
00:04:03 --> 00:04:07 last part. Oh, it's because like my, my throat
00:04:07 --> 00:04:09 was filling with phlegm. I was, I didn't want
00:04:09 --> 00:04:12 to just start, you know, talking. So anyway,
00:04:13 --> 00:04:13 fuck you guys.