Force Facts - Gloved For Her Pleasure
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Force Facts - Gloved For Her Pleasure

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00:00:24 --> 00:00:28 Shut up. It's not even scripted. Yes, it is.
00:00:28 --> 00:00:32 Whatever. Shut up. Hey, everyone, and welcome
00:00:32 --> 00:00:36 back to this week's Forks Facts. Forks. Forks.
00:00:36 --> 00:00:40 This week, this motherfucker has me fucking stuttering.
00:00:41 --> 00:00:44 He just ate dinner, too. Shut up. He's still
00:00:44 --> 00:00:48 thinking about food. Hey, everyone, and welcome
00:00:48 --> 00:00:52 to this week's Forks Facts. From my lexicon with
00:00:52 --> 00:00:55 facts about Star Wars and the Force, my co -host
00:00:55 --> 00:00:58 Winchie here annoying the shit out of me. What's
00:00:58 --> 00:01:01 up? Did you guys know that while the rest of
00:01:01 --> 00:01:04 his armor and suit is made out of like Durasteel
00:01:04 --> 00:01:08 and Plasteel and other materials, Vader's gloves
00:01:08 --> 00:01:12 have Beskar in them for added protection. You
00:01:12 --> 00:01:13 know it's because that motherfucker's afraid
00:01:13 --> 00:01:16 of getting his motherfucking hands cut off again.
00:01:16 --> 00:01:19 He's fucking traumatized. Dooku cut him off.
00:01:19 --> 00:01:23 obi -wan cut him off he's i'm not letting a single
00:01:23 --> 00:01:25 other person cut my damn hand i don't care that
00:01:25 --> 00:01:27 they're made of you know they're robotic nobody's
00:01:27 --> 00:01:30 cutting my damn hands off his gloves go up a
00:01:30 --> 00:01:33 little bit too so he's protecting his wrist but
00:01:33 --> 00:01:34 think about this though technically technically
00:01:34 --> 00:01:37 that means by the time episode five comes around
00:01:37 --> 00:01:41 what like 21 years after the incident on Mustafar
00:01:41 --> 00:01:44 where he lost his hand for the last time. He's
00:01:44 --> 00:01:46 conquered his fear because his first move to
00:01:46 --> 00:01:49 block Han was with his hands. A traumatized motherfucker
00:01:49 --> 00:01:53 not doing that. I mean, with the robotic hands,
00:01:53 --> 00:01:56 he still would have... He don't feel pain in
00:01:56 --> 00:01:59 the hands. That's true, but you've seen droids
00:01:59 --> 00:02:02 get shot all the time. Droids are not impervious
00:02:02 --> 00:02:04 to blaster bolts. That plasteel and durasteel
00:02:04 --> 00:02:07 in his hand... I feel like we've seen... him
00:02:07 --> 00:02:11 like destroy his hand before to like complete
00:02:11 --> 00:02:14 like the the robotic ones we've definitely seen
00:02:14 --> 00:02:17 him just use sack it yeah sack it to complete
00:02:17 --> 00:02:19 you know whatever he was doing but still to say
00:02:19 --> 00:02:21 that his first instinct was to put his hand out
00:02:21 --> 00:02:24 he's also just like maybe like he's a i mean
00:02:24 --> 00:02:26 he's not jedi but i mean he's a force a force
00:02:26 --> 00:02:29 user like that third sense to fucking pull out
00:02:29 --> 00:02:31 your saber and block that was absolutely a flex
00:02:31 --> 00:02:34 like he's conquered his fear or he was just like
00:02:35 --> 00:02:38 Look, we at the dinner table. We're at the dinner
00:02:38 --> 00:02:40 table, bro. I'm not whipping out the lightsaber.
00:02:40 --> 00:02:44 I'm going to float that pear across to you. Nah,
00:02:44 --> 00:02:47 extra ass Anakin Skywalker as Darth Vader is
00:02:47 --> 00:02:50 just flexing. It has nothing to do with decorum.
00:02:51 --> 00:02:54 Yeah, Vader would just totally be flamboyant.
00:02:54 --> 00:02:56 I mean, if he's dramatic enough to fucking move
00:02:56 --> 00:03:00 his cape. We're in space where there's no air.
00:03:00 --> 00:03:04 I went back and watched that, and I still don't
00:03:04 --> 00:03:06 know that that's exactly what was happening.
00:03:06 --> 00:03:10 It's ray shielded. That cruiser is gone. But
00:03:10 --> 00:03:12 the cruiser was pulling out. But it's already
00:03:12 --> 00:03:16 ray shielded. But it was still partially inside.
00:03:16 --> 00:03:19 The air just doesn't stop moving. Okay, but they
00:03:19 --> 00:03:22 even show after it's gone, it's still fucking
00:03:22 --> 00:03:25 going. Anyways, we got a little off topic, but
00:03:25 --> 00:03:27 that is this week's Force Facts, everyone. Thank
00:03:27 --> 00:03:30 you so much for tuning in. Be sure to... Catch
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00:03:52 --> 00:03:54 you may want to. Shit talk about a particular
00:03:54 --> 00:03:56 host. Exotic's not even here. Don't talk shit
00:03:56 --> 00:03:58 about him like that. He died. What do you mean?
00:04:00 --> 00:04:02 I forgot you killed him off but you never brought
00:04:02 --> 00:04:05 him back yeah that's been his ghost this whole
00:04:05 --> 00:04:08 time alright guys we'll catch you on the next
00:04:08 --> 00:04:10 one thank you for tuning in and may the force
00:04:10 --> 00:04:11 be with you peace out