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What's up guys, welcome back to The Force Unscripted. I'm your host Wenshi. Got another
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force fact for you today about the Cantina scene in New Hope. The blue liquid that was being
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consumed by some of the Cantina goers, some of the aliens in there, was called long life milk with
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blue dye in it. Apparently long life milk is used by campers because it's shelf stable and doesn't
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require refrigeration. Mark Hamill said it made him gag and want to puke every single take.
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And it was oily, warm, and slightly sweet is what he said. Alright, so two things. One, I got some
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long life milk for you if you want it. And two, I love how it's season three and he just comes in
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and he's like, I'm your host Wenshi. Doesn't say hi to me. You're fucking exotic. Or even Brick 3.
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We finally have Brick 3PO with a working voice. This motherfucker's like, I'm your host Wenshi.
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Here's my fucking force fact about sperm milk. You know why? It's because I'm the smallest
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character on the poster. This is my revenge. You'll have to take that up with our graphic designer.
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I find the concept of non-expiring milk or non-messing milk is an interesting consumable
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product. I mean, it did say it was oily so you might be able to like rub it all over yourself.
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It might work for you. Please do not rub sperm milk on my droid brother. He takes oil baths, man.
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Like, what do you mean? It's different from bodily oil. I only need to soak one arm. It's not the
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whole body, I think. You're about to give a hand job to the world's weirdest looking creature.
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Hey, I resent that. Once again, you guys have perverted my good Christian podcast. I mean,
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you're one to talk. I mean, I'm surprised he brought up oil and you didn't bring up a hut.
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Okay, look. That was beautiful. I'm not saying I didn't think of it, but I didn't say it. And
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I feel like you guys don't appreciate that enough. New season, new negata. New season, same me,
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because since when was I the problem? The beginning. You're the only one here from the original cast.
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One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. Well, that's been today's Force Fact.
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Weird that we have at least two disgusting milk occurrences in the Star Wars movie canon, but
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you have it here, folks. And please follow us on all the socials, Instagram, Twitter,
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Sorry, the forceunscripted.com. He made the website, by the way. Yeah, I should know the
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URL. Yeah, we'll see you guys next time. Later. Yeah, and Disney, just know if I ever get put in
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the Star Wars media in any way, I'll make sure the milk occurrences rises to three. May the Force be
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with you, everyone. Do huts produce milk? I sure hope they do. I know it's going to involve a hut.