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[00:00:00] Hey everyone, I made the Force B with you. Welcome to this week's Force Fact
[00:00:29] brought to you from my own lexicon of facts about the Force in Star Wars. Did you know that in 2019,
[00:00:38] in France, the Fencing Federation has borrowed an idea from a galaxy far, far away. It has
[00:00:46] recognized lightsaber dueling as an official sports. So it's time for me to finally put these
[00:00:52] 30 plus lightsaber to use. I fucking suck with them. Like, brick and when she tried to show me how
[00:00:58] to do the Obi-Ani and if I had an actual lightsaber, I would have cut off my limbs multiple tires,
[00:01:02] bisected by body. I cannot do lightsaber things with this shit. I probably fight no better than
[00:01:08] like Kylo and Rey swinging randomly in episode 9 and each other that's about as good as I can do.
[00:01:14] Yeah, you watch him spin it like he does like one little spin and then like his wrist breaks
[00:01:18] and he's done. What the fuck? I mean, this is kind of a pop culture reference but I think this is
[00:01:24] Airsoft Fatties time to shine. I don't know if you know who that is but it's a very large content
[00:01:30] creator who got his start by being very fat in lightsaber dueling. You should look him up.
[00:01:35] I think I have to use this dude to shine. You think I could learn a thing or two from him?
[00:01:39] Hell yeah, bro. Oh yeah, I have seen this dude on. Yeah, what's his name?
[00:01:46] They did like a documentary about him. Here we go. Here we go. I got a video. Dude with yellow
[00:01:51] green, hit chucky poor guy. This poor guy. Yeah, I'm telling you he's cuckits. It's time to shine,
[00:01:58] bro. He's got to move to France. He just get fucking out.
[00:02:06] I feel like this means you guys have no faith in me when it comes to me being the world grand champion
[00:02:13] at lightsaber dueling. Oh, okay. Okay, absolutely none. I have no faith for you to block a
[00:02:18] blasser bull. But like maybe if you like spin it half hazardly, you might get a couple points on
[00:02:23] a dude like in a tournament. Yeah, your hair would like fringed off by just the heat of the lightsaber.
[00:02:30] Something like pass above your head and your head's gonna catch on fire or something.
[00:02:35] Oh, he's gonna forget that he's got the afro poof in that day. Yeah.
[00:02:40] Oh yee of little fucking faith. Jesus Christ even brick Drupio said nah no faith at all zero. You'd
[00:02:45] cut yourself. You admitted it. I'll just take him down the stairs, bro. Come on stop
[00:02:52] abusing them. That was we were not expecting. I was not expecting that at all.
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