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Alright, hello and welcome to another week of Exotics Encyclopedia Force Facts.
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This week the fact is that in episode 1 Phantom Menace we see a long-necked motherfucker named
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Yarel Pouf I believe sitting on the Jedi Council.
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But he's missing from episode 2 whenever you see any of the council chambers in those
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scenes and that is because George Lucas did not want people confusing him with the newly
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introduced species the Kaminoans.
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You know what that makes sense because he do look like an ugly ass Kaminoan.
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So they kind of kept all of his story to a minimum and just kind of click control or
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delete on his ass from the council.
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Look at this guy.
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Geez.
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That long-necked ass bitch god damn.
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Yeah ugly.
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Yeah I'm kind of glad they went the Kaminoan route you know.
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Bro he a throat goat.
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I don't care what you say.
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He's Quormian.
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He's a Quormian Jedi Master.
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I've never even heard of that race before.
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Yeah they're from the planet Quormian.
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Wow never would have guessed that from the name.
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You got me on that one.
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We're in depth you know.
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Which apparently he was just like a great master of Jedi mind tricks and illusions but
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we'll never know.
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Oh he lived a long ass time too.
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Like a couple hundred years.
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Yeah I believe he appeared in some comics and stuff like that but other than that we never
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saw him after episode one.
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Yeah he goes against what Nihil?
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He died saving Coruscant too.
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Kind of cool.
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Yeah.
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One of the more peculiar looking motherfuckers on the Jedi Council.
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His lightsaber looks really cool too because it's like a two-handed, it's not like a staff
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but it's like a well it kind of is like a staff.
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You know what's even better?
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He got replaced on the Jedi Council by a Jedi named
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Coleman Trebor and in episode two Coleman Trebor is the dinosaur looking motherfucker
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that Jango like two taps right when he tries to go after Dooku.
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The parasaur looking motherfucker.
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Yeah yeah literally a Jedi master just got two, I didn't even know that dude was a master.
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Just gets two tapped by Jango damn.
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Wasn't every Jedi that got dropped in the arena a master?
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No.
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No way.
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Are you sure?
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I don't know I feel like that would take a lot of fact checking.
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Yeah probably.
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I feel like most of them were like at least upper knights right?
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Let's see.
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Cause they were all masters some of them kind of just like got got way too easily.
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I mean they were outnumbered.
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Not all of them.
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Like 300 to 1.
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They were Padawans, they were regular Jedi.
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Oh okay.
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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That was an amalgamation of weaklings.
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Amalgamation of these nuts.
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I don't know.
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Still never forget the iconic Kit Fisto smile.
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Kit Fisto looks so ugly in the prequel movies.
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Like Kit Fisto in the Clone Wars?
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That's that good shit.
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Kit Fisto in the fucking prequels looks like a fucking wacky inflatable arm flailing tube
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man.
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If it's those lightsaber from fucking what's it called?
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The mini series?
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Clone Wars?
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Banger.
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I have Kit Fisto's lightsaber.
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I love it.
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his own force facts are mid.
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Goodbye everyone.