Force Facts - How To Get Away With Furder
The Force UnscriptedMay 07, 202400:03:062.84 MB

Force Facts - How To Get Away With Furder

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[00:00:03] Back everybody to this week's episode of The Force Unscripted with another Force Vact coming to you from my

[00:00:29] holocron of horrors. Oh, he's back to the fucking horrors, huh? Hey, it was kind of horrible and a little bit, you know,

[00:00:36] disgusting and I mean I wouldn't want to be in that situation so this would be a horse fact. Yeah, it kind of is right.

[00:00:42] So during the the trash compactor, the filming of the trash compactor scene in a new hope, they used real garbage

[00:00:48] and the stench was so terrible that Mark Hamill, bus of a blood vessel holding his breath trying to escape from the smell

[00:00:57] and they had to film the rest of the scene away from his perspective so that you didn't see his burst blood vessel

[00:01:03] and the costume for Chewbacca smelled in perpetuity? That's the word, right? It smelled forever.

[00:01:11] It never stopped smelling the rest of filming horribly. Probably still smelled better than a Cata.

[00:01:15] Well, damn. Like for no reason. Like I'm just sitting here in mind of my own black business and this white boy comes for no reason whatsoever

[00:01:25] to just ruin my peace. There's plenty of reason. This is why we can't have nice things. This is why like systemic inequality exists.

[00:01:32] It's because of you. Anyways, I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now

[00:01:36] and it's because of that motherfucker over there who thinks he's hot shit because he has a deep voice

[00:01:41] and a cool fucking avatar. Your piece of shit, Exotic. You're the one who's...

[00:01:44] No, that belongs to me.

[00:01:46] Yeah, it belongs to me and your little piece of shit and you smell like beef. Don't you come for me?

[00:01:50] I smell good. I smell like fucking lilacs and rainbows.

[00:01:54] I disagree.

[00:01:55] You can disagree with the fact. It's still a fucking fact.

[00:01:58] No, no, because it's just your opinion.

[00:02:00] Exotic kindly eat my pussy from the back. Shut up. Thank you everyone for coming. This is even my force fact.

[00:02:04] Go fuck it. Yeah, good fuck.

[00:02:06] Close your fucking force fact. Good fuck.

[00:02:08] The motherfucker's pissing me off.

[00:02:10] Thank you everybody for joining us for another fact from the holocron of horrors.

[00:02:14] The fact of course was not that Nikita smells although that might also be in the holocron. You don't know.

[00:02:20] I am persecuting in my time.

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[00:02:32] Instagram, the website's not up. I hate you guys doing this on purpose though.

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[00:02:40] Later.

[00:02:42] Eat a dick all of you except bonk bonk. He's my only friend.

[00:02:46] Your little pussy belongs to me.

[00:02:48] Oh my god.

[00:02:50] Nikita, what a sight.