Force Facts - Krayt Minds Think Alike

[00:00:00] Welcome back to another episode of The Force Unscripted, Force Facts coming to you from Wenshies Hall of Horrors. Today's Force Fact is coming to you from Legends post anything we've ever talked about on the show.

[00:00:46] Did you know that after Darth Kedas who was Han and Leia's oldest twin son who turned into a Sith who Luke had to fight against, killed Luke's wife, whole big thing.

[00:01:00] After that there was another Sith by the name of Darth Krayt who was a sand person, a Tusken Raider and not only was he a Tusken Raider but he knew Anakin during the Clone Wars and

[00:01:14] knew that he had slain the women and the children, all of them and blamed himself for the fall of the Jedi Order because he never reported Anakin for what he did to the sand people.

[00:01:28] And even more fun stuff, he developed an empire called the One Sith that did manage to take over the galaxy but was ultimately thwarted by none other than Kade Skywalker who is Luke's great grandson I believe.

[00:01:44] And fun fact about Kade Skywalker, he saw Force Ghosts of his dad all the time and he got himself addicted to death sticks so that he didn't have to listen to his dad telling him to go back and be a Jedi and fulfill his responsibilities.

[00:02:00] But a cool thing about Darth Krayt is that he succeeded where Palpatine did not in that he was murdered and was able to restore his body through just the Force and come back to life, making him better than Palpatine because he had an empire, he could bring

[00:02:15] himself back to life but in the end he was still murdered by a Skywalker so one that was addicted to death sticks. He got beat by the Skywalker druggy, I feel like that doesn't make him better than Palpatine. He can bring himself back to life! Come on man!

[00:02:33] Bro he got taken out by a Skywalker crack head! I mean them death sticks do be look tempting sometimes you know? Bro right? Oh yeah he lived a long ass time, oh he was the Padawan of Ki-Adi-Mundi at one point.

[00:02:49] He was a Jarkai user, whole bunch of stuff for Darth Krayt. Cool dude. The original name was Ashurad Het. Imagine getting fucked off by some dude who's just looking for some fucking bump. And not yeah his dad was murdered by Aras Singh.

[00:03:04] He had a whole fucking thing going on man. He's a long ass story, most of it's comics but good stuff. People who know about Darth Krayt tend to like him a lot and think he's a really badass dude.

[00:03:19] I mean obviously except for the fact that he got killed by a druggy. I mean you know what to say about crack head strength right? Bro I don't give a fuck about crack head strength, I want to know what the fuck

[00:03:28] is in the crack that can make a crack head tame any fucking animal. I've seen a crack head with a pet iguana, I've seen a crack head with a pet squirrel, I've seen a crack head with a pet raccoon.

[00:03:40] Every fucking wild woodland creature I can think of, I've seen a crack head have one as a pet. This is his lightsaber by the way. It's kind of similar to Tenal Cause. It's also similar to Tenal Cause. Not the one that Nikita bought but the good one.

[00:03:55] But that's the lore accurate one. The turd? The turd is lore accurate. Oh my gosh. Alright well that has been this week's episode of the Force Facts. Thank you guys for tuning in.

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