Force Facts - Me Hoy Pinoy

[00:00:03] Hey everyone and may the force be with you. Welcome to this week's force fact from my

[00:00:28] lexicon of facts involving Star Wars and the force. So this week's fun fact is that did

[00:00:35] you know that in return of the Jedi in the Ewok scenes, some of the scenes, the actors

[00:00:42] for the Ewoks are actually speaking Tagalog, which is the Filipino language. And so just

[00:00:48] to like give you guys a little bit of Nikita lore in high school, I was friends with a

[00:00:52] bunch of Filipino people and they gave me a nickname. The nickname was Bakla and they

[00:00:58] told me it meant awesome. And so like for the greater part of two years, I thought

[00:01:03] that this name meant awesome. And so like there was one time one of my friends was

[00:01:07] having like a party for Pacquiao, like it was a Pacquiao fight. And I like met

[00:01:12] one of their uncles and they were like, Oh, nice to meet you. And I was like,

[00:01:15] Oh, yeah, my name is LeVonte. But you know, my friends call me Bakla. And he started laughing

[00:01:19] and I was like, Yeah, it means awesome, right? Isn't that cool? And he was like,

[00:01:22] No, no, no son. Bakla means gay. And so goes to show you I've been getting shit on

[00:01:26] since high school when she would know.

[00:01:28] Yeah, see, I was the one that used to get shit on because I was I was short and

[00:01:32] I had like a really squeaky like high pitched voice. So LeVonte would always give

[00:01:36] me shit for being small and squeaky and whatnot. So this man graduates and what is

[00:01:42] it like a year later, you came back or two and I had grown a foot. I was taller than

[00:01:47] this man. He was so shooketh. He's just been on a downhill slope since then. I

[00:01:51] can give him all the shit now.

[00:01:52] I think that's when I finally started just being upset all the time was like

[00:01:56] this motherfucker grew a foot in a year.

[00:01:59] See, he used to like beg me for my like venison jerky that I would bring to

[00:02:03] school like every day that you know, it was really good.

[00:02:05] It was like crack. It's still like crack.

[00:02:07] He would he would go like feral for the stuff. And I will still go feral

[00:02:12] for wanting. He does still go feral for it.

[00:02:14] This is valid. I mean, he still begs for food, but like it's not the same

[00:02:18] anymore because he knows I could beat him up.

[00:02:20] Yeah. Not that I would because he would cry and he doesn't like getting

[00:02:23] hurt, but I could beat him up.

[00:02:25] He he absolutely could, which was not the case in high school.

[00:02:27] I could have curb stomped your shit in backwards.

[00:02:31] Absolutely. Anybody could have.

[00:02:34] I was just a little like smurf man.

[00:02:37] Yeah, dude, I think I'm just food is like my prime motivator.

[00:02:42] You can get me to do anything with food, anything.

[00:02:45] Hint, hint, wink, wink.

[00:02:46] I have never asked for any special favors from him in exchange for food.

[00:02:52] You can't prove that on record.

[00:02:54] No, he can't prove that in a court of law.

[00:02:57] He has no get this stenographer up in this bitch.

[00:02:59] They're typing that shit right now.

[00:03:01] It's lies. It's lies.

[00:03:03] Catch the full story in my soon to release autobiography.

[00:03:06] But that has been this week's force facts.

[00:03:08] We kind of got a little off track, but you know that that tends to go

[00:03:12] with an unscripted show.

[00:03:13] Yeah, I should be a rapper.

[00:03:14] I should be an unscripted rapper.

[00:03:16] OK, anyway, that has been this week's force fact.

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[00:03:39] Peace out, y'all.