Force Facts - Saving Private Jawa
The Force UnscriptedJanuary 30, 202400:03:042.81 MB

Force Facts - Saving Private Jawa

Join us for another installment of Force Facts with Wen'shi's "Holocron of Horrors" this week.


00:00:24 --> 00:00:27 Howdy, guys. Welcome back to this week's episode
00:00:27 --> 00:00:31 of the Holocron of Horrors from The Force Unscripted.
00:00:31 --> 00:00:33 It's probably not even going to be scary. Well,
00:00:33 --> 00:00:36 it could have been, okay? Mm -hmm. So, during
00:00:36 --> 00:00:40 the... shooting of the A New Hope movie, Lucas
00:00:40 --> 00:00:42 found the perfect setting in Tunisia, and Tunisia
00:00:42 --> 00:00:46 borders Libya. And the Tunisian government actually
00:00:46 --> 00:00:49 got threats from the Libyan government at the
00:00:49 --> 00:00:51 time, telling them that they needed to remove
00:00:51 --> 00:00:54 their military vehicle from the border. That
00:00:54 --> 00:00:56 vehicle in question turned out to be the Jawa
00:00:56 --> 00:01:00 Sandcrawler. And Lucas promptly moved the vehicle.
00:01:00 --> 00:01:03 But you know, just for the record, the Jawas
00:01:03 --> 00:01:05 almost started a war in real life. I feel like
00:01:05 --> 00:01:07 the Jawas were probably most likely to start
00:01:07 --> 00:01:09 a war from star wars anyway they just be they
00:01:09 --> 00:01:11 literally just go around stealing shit like they
00:01:11 --> 00:01:13 are every intrusive thought i've ever had when
00:01:13 --> 00:01:15 i've walked into a micro center they steal your
00:01:15 --> 00:01:17 shit and then sell it back to you they just like
00:01:17 --> 00:01:19 me for real yeah i mean that's like just like
00:01:19 --> 00:01:21 based behavior in my opinion it's still funny
00:01:21 --> 00:01:23 that to think like little like two and a half
00:01:23 --> 00:01:26 foot sand vertically challenged people almost
00:01:26 --> 00:01:30 started a war what else is they fuzzy Are they
00:01:30 --> 00:01:34 fuzzy, though? Yes. What's her face? Pelly? Whatever
00:01:34 --> 00:01:36 from The Mandalorian. She said she dated one,
00:01:36 --> 00:01:40 and she said they are very fuzzy. Oh. That's
00:01:40 --> 00:01:43 also a fun fact, I guess. Oh, we got a twofer
00:01:43 --> 00:01:46 special here. Jawas are very furry. Probably
00:01:46 --> 00:01:48 in all the places you wish they weren't. Are
00:01:48 --> 00:01:51 you telling me that Jawas are furries? What's
00:01:51 --> 00:01:54 their fursona? Is it like a Sarlacc? A Krayt
00:01:54 --> 00:01:57 Dragon? The fursona of a Jawa. That's a great
00:01:57 --> 00:02:00 question. So the Jawa fursona... Would definitely
00:02:00 --> 00:02:03 be a Minoc, in my opinion, because the Minocs,
00:02:03 --> 00:02:05 like, eat all the electrical components from
00:02:05 --> 00:02:08 your spaceship. They would be. But a Minoc doesn't
00:02:08 --> 00:02:10 have any fur. I mean, neither does a Sarlacc,
00:02:10 --> 00:02:13 for that matter. True. But they're already furry.
00:02:13 --> 00:02:17 So, like, is their fursona furry or is it unfurred?
00:02:17 --> 00:02:19 Well, maybe they have a skinsona. Like, they
00:02:19 --> 00:02:24 cosplay as humans. Anyway, that has been this
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