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00:00:23 --> 00:00:26 All right, what up, dude? What's up? How do?
00:00:26 --> 00:00:30 Ugh, doobie doobie moo. God, life's been kicking
00:00:30 --> 00:00:36 my ass. Look at you, working class man. Hey,
00:00:36 --> 00:00:41 it's pretty nice. I can't complain. Bothering
00:00:41 --> 00:00:43 you while I'm at work is probably one of the
00:00:43 --> 00:00:47 best parts. I'm going to continue to speak in
00:00:47 --> 00:00:50 Mandoa in our work messages, so you're going
00:00:50 --> 00:00:52 to have to start fucking learning. You know what?
00:00:52 --> 00:00:54 I'm actually really okay with that because I
00:00:54 --> 00:00:57 was actually going to get your Mando cards and
00:00:57 --> 00:00:59 download them so I can have them on one of my
00:00:59 --> 00:01:02 monitors while I'm working. I can do that. Well,
00:01:02 --> 00:01:05 actually, I think they're pinned in the language
00:01:05 --> 00:01:07 guide in my K -E -Share. Yeah, but I got to figure
00:01:07 --> 00:01:10 out how to get them on my work computer. It's
00:01:10 --> 00:01:16 been a journey. Actually, it's kept life kind
00:01:16 --> 00:01:18 of interesting. I kind of feel bad, though, that
00:01:18 --> 00:01:20 we haven't been able to. you know get everyone
00:01:20 --> 00:01:24 together to record as much well i mean lots lots
00:01:24 --> 00:01:28 of us have had health issues and or our significant
00:01:28 --> 00:01:30 others or family have had health issues so we've
00:01:30 --> 00:01:33 all just been in and out of availability god
00:01:33 --> 00:01:35 my health has been giving me the fucking hands
00:01:35 --> 00:01:40 can't handle it but luckily i have insurance
00:01:40 --> 00:01:45 now time to go to that doctor thing yeah but
00:01:45 --> 00:01:49 you know i'm i'm I'm okay with how the season's
00:01:49 --> 00:01:52 been going, honestly. Part of it feels a lot
00:01:52 --> 00:01:54 more unscripted. I know that's always kind of
00:01:54 --> 00:01:57 been like the namesake, but it actually, with
00:01:57 --> 00:02:00 how we've set up the main episodes being kind
00:02:00 --> 00:02:02 of chosen at random by Brick and then having
00:02:02 --> 00:02:05 the shit with like verses, like where we have
00:02:05 --> 00:02:08 all those categories and, you know, it's cool
00:02:08 --> 00:02:12 to come into it not knowing it was going to go
00:02:12 --> 00:02:16 down in the recording. We have no clue what even,
00:02:16 --> 00:02:19 you know, the topic is going to be. So, I mean,
00:02:19 --> 00:02:21 you know, before we're like, oh, we're going
00:02:21 --> 00:02:23 to talk about Luke next week and Legends. And
00:02:23 --> 00:02:25 I'm like, oh, cool. I'll refresh my knowledge
00:02:25 --> 00:02:27 on Luke from Legends. Now I show up and it's
00:02:27 --> 00:02:29 like, hey, who's your favorite bounty hunter?
00:02:30 --> 00:02:33 And I'm like, that one guy with the, oh, the
00:02:33 --> 00:02:37 headscarf got the Dingard, right? Hey, at least
00:02:37 --> 00:02:40 Brick3PO gets good use of his new body. Oh, he
00:02:40 --> 00:02:44 has to fact check the shit out of us. I love
00:02:44 --> 00:02:48 making him fact check. It's like mid -conversation,
00:02:48 --> 00:02:51 fact check, brick 3PO, and then he has to go
00:02:51 --> 00:02:56 through the protocol. I think what we'll do,
00:02:56 --> 00:03:00 basically, we'll stick to kind of keeping days
00:03:00 --> 00:03:06 to things. We'll do the main episodes on a Monday
00:03:06 --> 00:03:09 each month and then have the bonus episode come
00:03:09 --> 00:03:13 on a following Monday. Or the following Monday,
00:03:13 --> 00:03:16 rather. And then, yeah, at least you guys will
00:03:16 --> 00:03:20 know that you're getting at least one. When you'll
00:03:20 --> 00:03:22 get it, well, it's going to be one of them. So
00:03:22 --> 00:03:26 definitely unscripted. But we'll still be doing
00:03:26 --> 00:03:29 the regular Force Facts on Tuesdays. And we'll
00:03:29 --> 00:03:32 be doing two verses every month as well. So you'll
00:03:32 --> 00:03:36 have four episodes from us a month of actual
00:03:36 --> 00:03:38 content. And then our Force Facts, which are
00:03:38 --> 00:03:41 little short snippets. Yeah, those will keep
00:03:41 --> 00:03:44 coming on Tuesdays. We love Force Facts Tuesdays.
00:03:44 --> 00:03:46 I bet that guy in the ocean loves Force Facts
00:03:46 --> 00:03:49 Tuesdays. Guys, okay, so we have a story for
00:03:49 --> 00:03:52 you. So we track the analytics of the show, like,
00:03:52 --> 00:03:56 you know, at least like once a week, maybe like
00:03:56 --> 00:03:58 five to six times a month, like we'll check.
00:03:58 --> 00:04:01 And there is one viewer out there or listener
00:04:01 --> 00:04:04 or viewer, listener, whatever, a fan. I'm calling
00:04:04 --> 00:04:09 you a fan. And they stay. In the Atlantic, you
00:04:09 --> 00:04:11 know, they go anywhere between like the Mediterranean,
00:04:12 --> 00:04:15 the coast of Portugal, and then like... All out
00:04:15 --> 00:04:18 in the ocean. And we see the little islands off
00:04:18 --> 00:04:22 Portugal. And we're not trying to like dox them.
00:04:22 --> 00:04:24 Or like give away the location. Like that's a
00:04:24 --> 00:04:27 big range anyway. But like we watch their dot
00:04:27 --> 00:04:29 move. Because they listen to us. I guess while
00:04:29 --> 00:04:32 they're on their boat or whatever. We love you
00:04:32 --> 00:04:34 by the way. If you listen to this we love you.
00:04:35 --> 00:04:38 We see you out there. Thank you dear dedicated
00:04:38 --> 00:04:42 fan. Every new dot that pops up on the mat. map
00:04:42 --> 00:04:45 no matter where it is in the world this motherfucker
00:04:45 --> 00:04:48 knows it's a new dot so if you're a new listener
00:04:48 --> 00:04:51 i guarantee you he knows that you're listening
00:04:51 --> 00:04:54 now oh yeah no i watch the i watch the map like
00:04:54 --> 00:04:56 crazy like someone in a fucking red there's one
00:04:56 --> 00:05:00 city that we keep there it's like one or two
00:05:00 --> 00:05:03 people but it's called peoria i have no idea
00:05:03 --> 00:05:05 where it is or if i'm saying it right p -e -o
00:05:05 --> 00:05:08 -r -i -a it's somewhere in the states i don't
00:05:08 --> 00:05:10 even know which point it is but it always pops
00:05:10 --> 00:05:14 up i watch If you want a new location, possibly
00:05:14 --> 00:05:17 shout it out. Keep watching. We used to play
00:05:17 --> 00:05:19 the game, you know, Plague Inc. in high school.
00:05:19 --> 00:05:22 So we're trying to get that world domination,
00:05:22 --> 00:05:25 hit every continent and landmass, you know, kind
00:05:25 --> 00:05:29 of vibe. So if you're in Iceland, maybe sometime,
00:05:29 --> 00:05:31 give us a listen while you're there so we can
00:05:31 --> 00:05:34 get that dot. We would love to conquer the world
00:05:34 --> 00:05:37 with our viewership. Actually, I think we did
00:05:37 --> 00:05:39 have a dot in Iceland at some point. Or Greenland,
00:05:39 --> 00:05:43 one of those. We have one of them, but not the
00:05:43 --> 00:05:45 other. Dude, we had one in fucking Madagascar.
00:05:45 --> 00:05:48 Do you know how hard it is to get Madagascar
00:05:48 --> 00:05:53 in any game? I was so shocked. Not only did we
00:05:53 --> 00:05:57 get Madagascar, but it was super early on. They
00:05:57 --> 00:05:59 were one of the first listeners that we got.
00:05:59 --> 00:06:03 At least since I joined. Actually, we've touched
00:06:03 --> 00:06:06 every continent except for Antarctica. I think
00:06:06 --> 00:06:08 that's kind of cool. Well, somebody go on a research
00:06:08 --> 00:06:11 mission, like go cuddle with some penguins and
00:06:11 --> 00:06:14 listen to our podcast and pretend like pretend
00:06:14 --> 00:06:17 it's a puffin or what? Yeah. Are they puffins?
00:06:17 --> 00:06:20 Puffles? Puffles? Rick would be so disappointed.
00:06:20 --> 00:06:23 Porgs. God damn it. They're porgs. Jesus. I've
00:06:23 --> 00:06:26 been playing too much Pokemon. All right. There's
00:06:26 --> 00:06:28 a card called Buddy Buddy Poffin. I'm thinking
00:06:28 --> 00:06:31 about Poffins. At least this is better than the
00:06:31 --> 00:06:33 last time we talked about Porgs. I'm saying,
00:06:34 --> 00:06:37 cuddle some Porgs. Maybe listen to an episode
00:06:37 --> 00:06:43 or two. Not gonna name names. Actually, PSA,
00:06:43 --> 00:06:46 don't cuddle the penguins either. Because they're
00:06:46 --> 00:06:48 known to do some fucking atrocities. I can't
00:06:48 --> 00:06:51 even get into the intricacies of how fucked up
00:06:51 --> 00:06:54 penguins are. Oh boy. In fact, they are so fucked
00:06:54 --> 00:06:57 up, like, they make my love for huts look normal.
00:06:57 --> 00:06:59 And I'm not even joking. That's the sad part.
00:06:59 --> 00:07:02 Like, penguins are so fucked up, an entire team
00:07:02 --> 00:07:05 of people who once did a, like, documentary on
00:07:05 --> 00:07:08 penguins will no longer study penguins. If you
00:07:08 --> 00:07:09 want an idea, like, I'm not going to say anything
00:07:09 --> 00:07:11 because it's actually fucking vile, but please
00:07:11 --> 00:07:14 go look up what penguins really do. Or don't.
00:07:15 --> 00:07:18 No, do. Do it. do it and then come back and say
00:07:18 --> 00:07:22 nikita why would you ever suggest such a thing
00:07:22 --> 00:07:24 i didn't i told you not to no you you definitely
00:07:24 --> 00:07:29 told you know we record right don't don't just
00:07:29 --> 00:07:32 don't don't say be quiet they don't know that
00:07:32 --> 00:07:35 oh you know what also another thing that we got
00:07:35 --> 00:07:37 for y 'all we got some uh so our artist is fucking
00:07:37 --> 00:07:40 badass by the way all of them actually so we've
00:07:40 --> 00:07:43 got on the art end our artist jason did some
00:07:43 --> 00:07:46 fucking amazing holiday stuff for us so like
00:07:46 --> 00:07:49 your basic holidays like thanksgiving christmas
00:07:49 --> 00:07:50 fourth of july that kind of stuff but we also
00:07:50 --> 00:07:54 got like some our own like special force unscripted
00:07:54 --> 00:07:57 holidays too one of them which is my favorite
00:07:57 --> 00:08:01 is bunta eve because it's mama when she's birthday
00:08:01 --> 00:08:04 that day september 5th and it's the day before
00:08:04 --> 00:08:07 my birthday so that means my birthday is bunta
00:08:07 --> 00:08:10 whatever that is but bunta eve september 5th
00:08:10 --> 00:08:12 so be on the lookout for that one what other
00:08:12 --> 00:08:15 ones we got when she we have some i believe they're
00:08:15 --> 00:08:18 official dates uh empire day and republic day
00:08:18 --> 00:08:21 but those fall uh towards the end of may and
00:08:21 --> 00:08:24 we we do have some pretty cool art for those
00:08:24 --> 00:08:25 those are my favorite i think the the empire
00:08:25 --> 00:08:29 day is my favorite one that's may 20th right
00:08:29 --> 00:08:35 oh sorry uh Why did you put Marth? Anyway, yeah.
00:08:35 --> 00:08:38 Yeah, we have May 20th for Empire Day. And then
00:08:38 --> 00:08:42 Republic Day is, it's in a month on the 19th.
00:08:42 --> 00:08:46 And maybe Final Fantasy month. No, not Final
00:08:46 --> 00:08:48 Fantasy. Fire Emblem. Fire Emblem month, right?
00:08:48 --> 00:08:51 That was the character Marth from Smash Bros.
00:08:51 --> 00:08:53 It's March, not Marth. Shut up. Don't make fun
00:08:53 --> 00:08:57 of my titles. Anyway, March 19th for Republic
00:08:57 --> 00:08:59 Day. So that's coming up soon. I hope you have
00:08:59 --> 00:09:01 something planned, Nikita. I mean, I'm going
00:09:01 --> 00:09:05 to say for the Republic, but it's unscripted,
00:09:05 --> 00:09:08 bro. We don't know what we're doing yet. I hope
00:09:08 --> 00:09:10 you're going to have something to put out that
00:09:10 --> 00:09:13 day. Hopefully that's the day of the month. What
00:09:13 --> 00:09:18 day is the 19th? Oh, it's a Wednesday. Oh, yeah.
00:09:18 --> 00:09:19 Speaking of, I almost forgot about Wednesday,
00:09:20 --> 00:09:23 too. We got Let's Talk Legends. like with bill
00:09:23 --> 00:09:25 and then we have a we have one coming up too
00:09:25 --> 00:09:28 with uh with oh well okay so you guys may know
00:09:28 --> 00:09:32 him from earlier in season two but rampage reviews
00:09:32 --> 00:09:36 he's now force feed we call him john but uh he's
00:09:36 --> 00:09:39 uh he's going to be on too and so let's talk
00:09:39 --> 00:09:41 legends will be a monthly reoccurring segment
00:09:41 --> 00:09:44 you'll get one of those at least one wednesday
00:09:44 --> 00:09:47 so that's something to look forward to I really
00:09:47 --> 00:09:49 like talking about legends where my, my expertise
00:09:49 --> 00:09:51 is. And that's where a lot of the content that
00:09:51 --> 00:09:54 when she knows is also. So it's nice to talk
00:09:54 --> 00:09:57 to, like, I hope y 'all know, like Bill ain't
00:09:57 --> 00:09:59 some, ain't some famous guy, but he's just some
00:09:59 --> 00:10:01 old dude we talked to. It's kind of cool though.
00:10:02 --> 00:10:04 I like him. He's a cool old dude. He is a cool
00:10:04 --> 00:10:08 old dude, but yeah. Um, you know, we really came
00:10:08 --> 00:10:10 just to kind of have a talk with each other and
00:10:10 --> 00:10:12 talk with you. We really enjoy getting to do
00:10:12 --> 00:10:15 this for you guys. And the feedback that we get
00:10:15 --> 00:10:17 is amazing, whether it be on the website, through
00:10:17 --> 00:10:19 the questions you guys submit, the interactions
00:10:19 --> 00:10:22 on Twitter formerly known as X, or just the people
00:10:22 --> 00:10:25 who come and DM me on my personal accounts and
00:10:25 --> 00:10:27 let me know that they enjoy the show. It's really
00:10:27 --> 00:10:30 awesome. So we wanted to have you guys here for
00:10:30 --> 00:10:32 this conversation just so you guys know that
00:10:32 --> 00:10:34 y 'all part of the family too. Y 'all the fandom
00:10:34 --> 00:10:37 menace, but we still love y 'all. Except you
00:10:37 --> 00:10:39 on the boat. You're not a fandom menace. You're
00:10:39 --> 00:10:42 just a fan. You're just a fan. Would you blow
00:10:42 --> 00:10:48 us? Can I ask that? No. No. Absolutely not. I
00:10:48 --> 00:10:51 would ask a hud to blow me, but I think we know
00:10:51 --> 00:10:55 that. I mean, anyway. It can't be Nikita content
00:10:55 --> 00:10:59 without fucking a hud. Man, my father just asked
00:10:59 --> 00:11:02 me to send a link to the podcast to one of his.
00:11:02 --> 00:11:07 You're lying. No. Oh, God. No. I hope I never
00:11:07 --> 00:11:11 have to meet them. Let's just say that. I said
00:11:11 --> 00:11:13 they're welcome to listen to the debauchery,
00:11:13 --> 00:11:16 and then I sent the link. And maybe he'll think
00:11:16 --> 00:11:19 it's a joke, and then he'll say it out loud,
00:11:19 --> 00:11:24 and they'll know I wasn't joking. Oh, no. I'm
00:11:24 --> 00:11:28 playing 3D chess right now. I'm trying to not...
00:11:29 --> 00:11:32 not have them listen to it on a speaker with
00:11:32 --> 00:11:36 my father around he's playing 3d chess and i'm
00:11:36 --> 00:11:38 playing figure out how to flush the toilet i
00:11:38 --> 00:11:40 mean there's a little there's a little lever
00:11:40 --> 00:11:43 and you push it down sometimes you have to pull
00:11:43 --> 00:11:45 it up or it's a button and you have to push it
00:11:45 --> 00:11:49 and if there's a two look don't don't don't spoil
00:11:49 --> 00:11:52 it that's for shit don't spoil it for me i haven't
00:11:52 --> 00:11:54 played through the tutorial yet like i'm still
00:11:54 --> 00:11:58 learning shut up sometimes there's a bidet No.
00:11:58 --> 00:12:02 Nope. I can't do bidets. Nope. You're not shooting
00:12:02 --> 00:12:05 shit up my ass. Nope. I don't care if it's water.
00:12:05 --> 00:12:08 I know. And I'll never fucking use it. And my
00:12:08 --> 00:12:10 brother -in -law tried it for the first time.
00:12:10 --> 00:12:14 And I heard him yelp from downstairs. But now,
00:12:14 --> 00:12:16 every time he comes over, he's like, I'm gonna
00:12:16 --> 00:12:19 go take a shit. See, I do that, but I don't use
00:12:19 --> 00:12:22 the bidet. Yeah, I'm asking politely if maybe
00:12:22 --> 00:12:25 you'll one time try it. No. I've tried it. That's
00:12:25 --> 00:12:28 how I know I don't like it. No, I'm messing with
00:12:28 --> 00:12:31 you. You're good. Better be. Yeah. So thank you
00:12:31 --> 00:12:34 guys for chatting with us and look forward to
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00:12:36 --> 00:12:39 So be on the lookout for those and our force
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00:13:21 --> 00:13:23 Catch y 'all later. I wonder if he knows that
00:13:23 --> 00:13:26 he did, like, the whole socials thing twice.
00:13:26 --> 00:13:29 No, I didn't. Yes, yes, you did. I didn't. You
00:13:29 --> 00:13:32 totally did, and then you were like, you mentioned
00:13:32 --> 00:13:34 the fandom menace, and I said, except you, boat
00:13:34 --> 00:13:37 guy. But I didn't plug the socials. No, I didn't
00:13:37 --> 00:13:39 plug the socials. Yeah, you did, right before.
00:13:39 --> 00:13:42 Wanna bet? Wanna bet? I swear I heard you say
00:13:42 --> 00:13:44 Twitter formerly known as X before that shit.
00:13:44 --> 00:13:47 Hey, you know we record, right? Okay. I said
00:13:47 --> 00:13:49 I enjoyed interacting with them on Twitter. Is
00:13:49 --> 00:13:52 that what the fuck you said? Oh, yeah. Oh, guys,
00:13:52 --> 00:13:54 be ready for the next apology episode coming
00:13:54 --> 00:13:57 from when she gets shit on you, nerd. Goodbye,
00:13:58 --> 00:14:01 everyone. You know, sometimes I just tune the
00:14:01 --> 00:14:03 tone of your voice out. Fuck off.