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00:00:23 --> 00:00:25 Hey, everyone. I made the force be with you.
00:00:25 --> 00:00:29 Nikita here with a another entry from our lexicon
00:00:29 --> 00:00:31 of four specs. This is going to be kind of a
00:00:31 --> 00:00:34 follow up on the last one we did. Well, not really
00:00:34 --> 00:00:36 a follow up, but we mentioned Sarlaccs. And so
00:00:36 --> 00:00:38 I kind of wanted to do like a Sarlacc fact since
00:00:38 --> 00:00:40 we were talking about Jawas and stuff. Did you
00:00:40 --> 00:00:43 know that Sarlaccs are technically just like
00:00:43 --> 00:00:46 giant overgrown space mushrooms? So they kind
00:00:46 --> 00:00:48 of like start out as like a spore and they just
00:00:48 --> 00:00:50 be floating and chilling through space. And then
00:00:50 --> 00:00:53 they randomly like land on a planet. And so one
00:00:53 --> 00:00:56 must have just randomly dropped down on Tatooine
00:00:56 --> 00:00:59 and grew somehow. And then it became the giant.
00:00:59 --> 00:01:02 sarlacc that we see in return of the jedi that
00:01:02 --> 00:01:04 basically eats a bunch of people whole and digest
00:01:04 --> 00:01:06 them over a thousand years i think that that
00:01:06 --> 00:01:09 is metal as fuck for a space mushroom what do
00:01:09 --> 00:01:12 you think it even ate to get that big in a freaking
00:01:12 --> 00:01:14 desert like maybe a crate dragon maybe a bunch
00:01:14 --> 00:01:16 of jawas it just be eating jawas they just like
00:01:16 --> 00:01:19 sacrifice one every couple like months to a sarlacc
00:01:19 --> 00:01:23 pit or maybe maybe it was a tuscan raiders to
00:01:23 --> 00:01:27 be uh exploring quite frequently well the reason
00:01:27 --> 00:01:29 like vaporators are so popular on Tatooine is
00:01:29 --> 00:01:31 because they believe that there's a bunch of
00:01:31 --> 00:01:34 water under the surface. And so since the Sarlacc
00:01:34 --> 00:01:38 is deep into the crust of Tatooine, maybe it's
00:01:38 --> 00:01:40 tapped into some water that helped stimulate
00:01:40 --> 00:01:42 its growth. Maybe that's why it's so big. Well,
00:01:42 --> 00:01:44 yeah, you're right. You said it's a mushroom.
00:01:44 --> 00:01:46 So it just photosynthesizes itself into a big
00:01:46 --> 00:01:48 giant tentacle monster. Amazing. It must have
00:01:48 --> 00:01:51 saw that one hentai and was like, yep, I fuck
00:01:51 --> 00:01:53 with that. I was going to say, hentai's got so
00:01:53 --> 00:01:56 many ideas these days. These days, hentai has
00:01:56 --> 00:01:58 always had ideas. Hentai is forever. hentai is
00:01:58 --> 00:02:01 star wars approved because even samuel jackson
00:02:01 --> 00:02:03 likes hentai that was certainly a fun fact that
00:02:03 --> 00:02:07 was yeah that was certainly a fun fact you know
00:02:07 --> 00:02:08 what i'm talking about though have you have you
00:02:08 --> 00:02:10 seen that interview where he's like yeah yeah
00:02:10 --> 00:02:13 i've never seen that before so yeah hentai is
00:02:13 --> 00:02:15 star wars approved obviously all right everyone
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