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00:00:23 --> 00:00:25 hey everyone and may the force be with you nikita
00:00:25 --> 00:00:27 here with my boys winchy exotic and brick 3po
00:00:27 --> 00:00:30 here for another week of force facts today i'm
00:00:30 --> 00:00:33 going to be providing you a fact out of my lexicon
00:00:33 --> 00:00:35 of facts about star wars and the force did you
00:00:35 --> 00:00:38 guys know that when darth vader died in return
00:00:38 --> 00:00:42 of the jedi he was 44 years old anakin skywalker
00:00:42 --> 00:00:45 spent 22 years on the light side and 22 years
00:00:45 --> 00:00:48 as darth vader in perfect balance which i actually
00:00:48 --> 00:00:51 did not know until just recently i mean i feel
00:00:51 --> 00:00:53 like i knew this but like You know, when you
00:00:53 --> 00:00:55 read it, you're like, huh? Oh, shit. So I thought
00:00:55 --> 00:00:57 it was kind of cool. Like, literally, he lives
00:00:57 --> 00:00:59 his life perfectly in balance. Half on the light,
00:00:59 --> 00:01:01 half on the dark. And he still looked like a
00:01:01 --> 00:01:04 shriveled up motherfucker when he died. There
00:01:04 --> 00:01:07 was no balance in that skin. Like an aged pocket
00:01:07 --> 00:01:09 pussy. One that you forget to clean and he just
00:01:09 --> 00:01:12 sits on your bed for months. That was him. I
00:01:12 --> 00:01:14 don't think we needed that imagery. I mean, I
00:01:14 --> 00:01:16 could have said like a hut pocket pussy. I mean,
00:01:16 --> 00:01:19 he did kind of look like a hut. He was kind of
00:01:19 --> 00:01:21 chunky. He did kind of have the facial structure.
00:01:22 --> 00:01:24 Yeah, but he was bald, so it doesn't matter.
00:01:24 --> 00:01:26 Yeah, so are the Hutts. Are Hutts not bald? Yeah.
00:01:27 --> 00:01:29 He's got nothing to that. For a universe where,
00:01:30 --> 00:01:33 like, you got Jedi living to 900 years old, as,
00:01:34 --> 00:01:36 you know, an outlier to that, but Jedi tend to
00:01:36 --> 00:01:38 live pretty long, right? The fact that you're
00:01:38 --> 00:01:41 dying at 44 and you look more shriveled than
00:01:41 --> 00:01:44 Palpatine did after he got zapped by his own
00:01:44 --> 00:01:47 electricity from mace, I mean, I don't know if
00:01:47 --> 00:01:50 your skincare routine is that good. He was taking
00:01:50 --> 00:01:52 those back to baths. Every time we see him, he's
00:01:52 --> 00:01:55 in a fucking bathtub. If you think about it,
00:01:55 --> 00:01:58 there's only three people in Star Wars who age,
00:01:58 --> 00:02:01 like, absolutely horribly. And it's Palpatine,
00:02:01 --> 00:02:06 Vader, and Obi -Wan. Yup. I mean, Obi -Wan, it's
00:02:06 --> 00:02:08 fair because he's living on a planet with two
00:02:08 --> 00:02:10 sons. Okay, but are you saying that, like, being
00:02:10 --> 00:02:14 burned in molten lava is not fair? Like, I feel
00:02:14 --> 00:02:16 like he probably deserves to look like that.
00:02:16 --> 00:02:18 Okay, for Anakin, I'm talking about Obi -Wan,
00:02:18 --> 00:02:22 right? Yeah, true. Obi -Wan looked old as fuck.
00:02:22 --> 00:02:25 Like, Owen and Beru, they aged hella. How old
00:02:25 --> 00:02:28 were they when they died? 44? Yeah, probably.
00:02:28 --> 00:02:30 They were about the same size. Same age as Anakin.
00:02:30 --> 00:02:33 They looked old as fuck, didn't they? It's the
00:02:33 --> 00:02:38 twin sons. Too much vitamin D. Lots of skin cancer.
00:02:38 --> 00:02:39 So you're saying they looked like that because
00:02:39 --> 00:02:42 they got a lot of D? That's crazy. I'm not not
00:02:42 --> 00:02:47 saying that. Yo, Owen and Beru was fucking...
00:02:47 --> 00:02:52 They fucked their skin's elasticity away. Okay.
00:02:53 --> 00:02:55 All right. We need to call it there. That has
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00:03:17 --> 00:03:20 of erotic thoughts about huts. You know, whatever
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00:03:24 --> 00:03:27 be with you. The Force be with you. Later. All
00:03:27 --> 00:03:28 of you are messed up.