Season 2, Episode 10 Bonus Episode Ft. RampageReviews

[00:00:00] I forgot my lines. I'm not gonna lie. What do I normally say to open an episode fuck?

[00:00:04] I'll send you the script so you can read off of it real quick

[00:00:07] Yeah, uh-huh script as if I have one of those you clearly had one for this whole episode clearly

[00:00:12] I had thoughts. I don't know about a script, but I definitely had thoughts

[00:00:16] I didn't think you were gonna reveal the fucking plot twist of the show told me then no cuz it's unscripted

[00:00:22] That would be scripting it so like yeah, you're mad at me. Well, I didn't say I was mad at you to the 4 Sun Scripted bonus episode, we are lucky to have our boy Rampage Reviews here for a bonus episode with us. So that's going to be awesome. We're going to answer a couple of questions that we have stacked up from the weeks prior. And we will also be debuting Exotics' personal little segment, this show too.

[00:01:41] So be ready for that because I don't think Hunter knows what it is and I just found out

[00:01:45] what it is.

[00:01:46] So we'll get to play that all together.

[00:01:48] That'd be fun. like owned all these like nice ish lightsabers and, you know, playing around with them and picking colors and stuff. I tend to gravitate towards like either a like a pink or a which isn't really a thing. So like a teal almost teal seems to be the one that I like vibe with the most. Okay. But why? Why? Because it

[00:03:01] says what would you pick and why aesthetics? I don't know. Like

[00:03:04] when I when it's dark when I'm in a yeah, the the the Darksaber color is awesome. And I, I just and I like yellow because there's that lore about yellow being the the Jedi Sentinel color. And that just feels like a like a prestigious almost like a prestigious position for someone to take on at the Jedi Temple. Like you're that you're like the guardian of the Jedi Temple. I think that's like a cool thing. And so I think that's why we go to either yellow or Darksaber.

[00:04:24] So sadly, I'm a. Yeah, I have gotten them from manufacturers such as yes. Like I have I have Disney ones. I have master series ones. I have ones from Sabre Forge. I have ones from Dark Wolf. I they're from all over man. I don't I don't always pick up new

[00:05:40] ones. I mostly I use Facebook marketplace and a bunch of

[00:05:44] lightsaber groups on Facebook to kind of I always viewed it. I like that word. That's that's probably a word I was searching for. But yeah, I do like that too. All right. Next question that we have here is what is your

[00:07:02] favorite force ability and it can be lights I said in parentheses says light or dark. it wouldn't be original, but since I went first, yours is the unoriginal thought. Well, jokes on you, I'm not picking that one anymore. I'm thinking, I'm thinking Shatterpoint, there's a couple, like, some of the Sith sorceries I think are really cool. I just don't know enough about them to be like, oh yeah, this one particular Sith sorcery with Nope. Lydia Kane, I think her name is. Either Lydia Kane or Lydia King. I can't remember exactly. But so far, amazing writer. And it's hard to put that book down. See, I haven't heard of her. I had heard about Claudia Gray, so that's what I thought you were talking about.

[00:09:41] Because I know she does some of the higher republic books also.

[00:09:43] But see, you've got honestly your reviews and like's gonna make me read them too so oh absolutely I am you bet your sweet ass you're gonna read this with me hey what about the one author I kept hearing about was Charles soul so that's that's the next one after this one I'm getting into right yeah so I'm interested to see what his writing style is like cuz

[00:11:04] everybody kept talking about him so you know what I'll be unoriginal. I'm gonna have to go with just basic ass Force Lightning honestly because like the namesake of the show is the Force Unleashed which is like my number one Star Wars game and in that game like you could like but the first thing I would do is increase like my force pool and my force lightning so I could just run forward spray lightning and everything die and that's just that's just how I am like

[00:12:24] that's just that's what I like to do so Force Lightning is is gonna be my answer for Force facts which was it was a it was a new thing for me to discover too. Originally there was no like Vader is like this torn up dude that got burned on Mustafar under his suit. His suit was originally designed like that and same with the stormtroopers with vacuum of space in mind so they they wear those costumes because they were supposed to be protected from the vacuum of space. Okay all right so he well I mean you know when he when he get to episode six

[00:13:44] though and you uncover his face he still looks like... Well no by then they have Old Republic more than like a lot of the other games is because of how lore heavy it is. And so like every book that's titled The Old Republic, so whether it's a Drew Carpish in book or who else was it? Sean Williams. I didn't want to. I think Sean. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did one and Tim Levin, I think did one to Tim Levin did the Dawn of the Jedi one. Didn't he do an old Republic one too? Not that I know of. Hold on. I'll

[00:15:00] go look. One second. Yeah, I was it was I a big fan of like the robotics, but. I thought it would have been cool if they did his mask differently. I did not like the fact that his mask wasn't symmetrical. Like why did it have to go over part of his mouth too? But yeah, those are my favorite character design at least.

[00:16:23] I don't know, looking at that,

[00:16:24] I kind of like that look though.

[00:16:26] It's um.

[00:16:27] It's again very regal. Mandalorian characters, I do like Ventress and Maul a lot. Mostly Ventress, but Maul's just kind of a badass in his own right. Okay, I'm back. Sorry about that. My picture doesn't look as good as those hilts because my run is from the first run by Darkwolf. I'm pretty sure he makes the best Arc and Saber, but mine is an aluminum shaft that has 24 karat gold on the front and an open

[00:17:43] crystal chamber. It's dead. I didn't charge it, but I don't care about it. Give me out of polycarbonate blades that I can beat the shit out of someone with. Yeah, it's definitely not fightable, but it does extend. It looks super legit when you watch it happen. Definitely easier to carry around and better for cosplay, I'll agree, but I want to fight shit. So I want my polycarbonate blade.

[00:19:01] Yeah, I can't argue with that.

[00:19:02] And it's cool like the stuff they come up with where you hit and you get the light ass in this chair and that's why I have the chair to support my ass. Alright well that's enough that's enough questions. Oh wait let's see these retractable light sabers will not be sold by Disney they're only for the actors in their amusement parks. That's lame. We got the fact check from Brick Deeprio on that one. What if I'm not mistaken those hilts are still rather thick compared to actual hilts that you can buy for manufacturers nowadays? Probably. That's why I

[00:20:21] don't like the Disney park sabers because they And they closed at like, six. And they're like, Oh, if you don't have an appointment by now, then you're not getting them. Like, Oh, she's great. Okay, so I didn't even have a chance to even decide if I wanted to make one. That's lame. I'm sorry. Yeah, this is what it is. And now I know. So next time I go, I'll make sure to set an appointment.

[00:21:43] I mean, if you want some like quality grade fucking sabers, go to Corbanthe, my favorite fucking manufacturer.

[00:21:45] Aren't Corbanthe, aren't Corbanthe, Enthy, unless you pay to have them installed though? Like, what did you guys make of that? And do you think the design is practical because it feels like there's room to slide your lightsaber down and cut off one of the cross guards? Rendering that useless because that's what a cross guard is supposed to be for. So, can I answer this one? The thing about... fine. Okay, go ahead.

[00:23:00] You've been talking. You've been talking.

[00:23:02] Okay, go! Go, ugly piece of shit.

[00:23:04] You smell like beef.

[00:23:05] So, yeah, thank you.

[00:23:07] I ate so much beef last Right. That's something like if you didn't know that, that's what you're looking at it like, what's the fucking point, man? Unless you can come up with a way to have a cross guard saber just be

[00:24:22] continuous from the blade to the cross guard. But you get plasma to curve. I don't know what the science would be behind that or the or the faux science, I guess you would say. But I guess, yeah, I don't know. But it would be. But I know by creating the question portion, even though we also got kind of kind of off track. It's okay. Like I said, it's fun, man. It's fun. We've really enjoyed you here, but we are going to kind of hand the show over to exotic for a little bit. He's going to be introducing his new segment for our bonus episodes. So exotic, take it away, buddy.

[00:28:05] could live life. I think he was on the right because I'm reading that series right now. And I believe he was on the run for about three to five years somewhere in that timeframe.

[00:28:11] He's indebted to the huts for anything like more than like 30 years or some shit.

[00:28:14] No, not in legends, at least. I don't know how it works in canon, but in legends for sure. Not

[00:28:19] I'm reading the Han Solo trilogy right now where he's he just he's a smuggler for them right now.

[00:28:24] And the Empire is about to fucking bombard over the fucking Huts? Because first of all, the Huts control the entire Outer Rim and I'm not a fucking Jedi, you know, Psychophant like you. And so I'm just a dude with guns and Cad Bane did okay against all the Jedi and Sith, right?

[00:29:43] So if Cad Bane can do okay againststop Okay, I mean you're saying me as in Nikita not like my character It's like if I personally were thrown into the Star Wars universe and had to choose I'm not I'm not finna. I'm not finna go after but I'm not finna get near Palpatine. I'm not gonna do it

[00:31:04] Give me the huts. I don't care. I don't sweet talk. You just said hey you want to join a podcast I was like, was it enough that was not sweet talking? That was a question

[00:32:23] All right, I got it. I got a taste that I got a smell that Pass you gotta live with that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fucking turning in a Darth Vader left right and center like fuck that Oh my god. Oh no, if I want to answer this question Yeah, I have to agree like a must-have-for there's just so much shame and anger and frustration if you chose the

[00:33:44] Former I don't even want to repeat it

[00:33:47] Just sounds terrible like when they're flaring I'm in nothing but pain and I don't think I could sit there and just shove my legs into the lava and sit there what because it's not like an instant thing like they're gonna burn and catch on fire and then crisp off like and even though it's gonna be a cauterized wound and I'll probably pass out from the pain until I pass out I'm going to be I couldn't do it eating

[00:35:02] slimy pussy is not going to kill me it's going to be disgusting and it may taste weird but

[00:36:04] rather be hunted by Din Djarin or by Cad Bane. Din Djarin.

[00:36:05] Din Djarin.

[00:36:06] Do you think he's worse at it?

[00:36:08] He's got more sympathy.

[00:36:10] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:36:12] Cad Bane is a ruthless motherfucker.

[00:36:14] Yeah.

[00:36:15] Okay.

[00:36:16] Cad Bane is actually my favorite from the canon timeline.

[00:36:18] He's my favorite bounty hunter.

[00:36:19] In Legends, he's definitely Boba, but like that dude is heartless.

[00:36:23] But is there a chance that you would have something to offer Cad Bane to her, then you

[00:36:26] could turn him onto your side? I think it probably you guys have made a good argument. I have to go with dingyarn in that one too then I Wasn't I wanted to hear arguments on both sides and I had and I had a thought and I did and I provided it And you guys talked me out of it. So All right, so would you rather be a protocol droid or a weak way what no, okay

[00:37:42] Is a week way the hammerhead looking things? No, no in all of the animated Clone Wars series I'm pretty sure the weak way have died the most in all of the Star Wars the week way No, you're like all bitches left and right

[00:39:03] Also, I only ever said that Nikita would be the C3PO Modified protocol druid who I thought like you yes, or long is a protocol droid and he's a bounty hunter who for long See that's I okay, that's who I thought you were talking about I just didn't think he was a protocol droid His protocol is fucking shwacking bitches

[00:40:22] Taking the droid fuck me in a weak way. No. Well you I'm lynch pinned here

[00:41:22] me to become a white man. All right guys, well that has been our bonus episode.

[00:41:26] Thank you so much once again, Mr. Rampage, for not only being on our main episode before

[00:41:30] our bonus episode too.

[00:41:32] Guys I will be sure to include his links to both his Twitter and to his YouTube page where

[00:41:39] you can check out his awesome reviews of Star Wars books that he is currently reading.

[00:41:44] He is going in chronological order doing both canon and legends for those of you who did