Season 2, Episode 13 Bonus Episode

[00:00:00] Oh God that would have been so tragic if I forgot to actually fucking press record.

[00:00:06] It was about to happen too.

[00:00:10] Caught myself there. Look, I'm learning. I'm becoming smarter and eventually I'll have enough

[00:00:15] brain cells to compete with exotic and that number is three.

[00:00:19] Whoever helps you sleep better at night bud.

[00:00:21] I know you only got two brain cells motherfucker. I'm working with one right now but I'll get

[00:00:25] there. You wish. Neurogenesis. Neurogenesis.

[00:00:54] Hey everyone and welcome to our bonus episode for our first part of our Bad Batch multi-parter,

[00:01:01] the first multi-parter for the season. Thank you guys for being here.

[00:01:04] We're doing a little something special today. We do have a question to get through

[00:01:09] since this is the first bonus to our first multi-parter, we're going to be doing a

[00:01:15] little something special today. Each of us is going to be doing our own respective segments

[00:01:20] for the other two. Exotic will have a would you rather for us when she will have a

[00:01:26] character for me and exotic to guess and 20 questions and then I will have a fuck Mary

[00:01:31] kill for these wonderful individuals. Let's go ahead and go. I think you got that

[00:01:38] first question for us here. Yeah so the question I have actually comes from my cousin.

[00:01:42] We were kind of chatting one day about the podcast and he was asking me, you know just

[00:01:48] trying to start a conversation basically because he's a political warmonger but he was asking

[00:01:53] like who do you think was right in the Clone Wars? Was the CIS right like their political

[00:01:59] ideologies or was the Republic right in their defense of maintaining you know the the Union?

[00:02:06] What are y'all's thoughts? Who was right? Who should have won if it was just like a political

[00:02:11] theater kind of thing and then yeah what do you think about like the conclusion of that?

[00:02:16] I personally think like if you're asking like who was right, the answer is yes.

[00:02:22] Talking from a like a try to be more from like a political standpoint as opposed to

[00:02:27] like a Star Wars standpoint. I think they like both sides had merits. The Republic is

[00:02:33] just trying to keep the peace in the long run like keep everyone together. Of course that means

[00:02:38] like taxation and maybe like you know some unjustified taxation but you know taxation

[00:02:44] to have these member worlds you know stay in line with the rules that they set

[00:02:49] but I also see the side of the CIS wanting to do their own fucking like what is what are the

[00:02:53] the matters of the core worlds have to do with me on my fucking piece of shit outer

[00:02:57] rim planet right? Granted like then the outer rim planets are also the ones who wanted

[00:03:02] things like fucking slavery right? Which is bad so like both sides had some bad sides. I definitely

[00:03:07] think the CIS had like the darker of the bads compared to the two groups but I mean like I

[00:03:12] feel like there should have been a coexistence that could have been reached where yes there

[00:03:18] is some form of centralized government that you know has jurisdiction over certain things

[00:03:23] but you know then you guys also have your planetary governments who see other more pertinent

[00:03:28] things that are like tantamount to the success and you know prosperity of your individual

[00:03:35] ecosystems and stuff like that. I think that there could have been a middle ground reached.

[00:03:39] I think that war was a big extreme but I mean we know why that was and so I don't think

[00:03:47] either you can't really say one side was right, one side was wrong. They should have

[00:03:52] just been able to coexist. So would you equate like the the war between the Republic

[00:03:57] and the CIS as kind of like you know between the British Empire and the colonies maybe?

[00:04:03] Is that like an apt comparison maybe? Why should the king or queen or whatever

[00:04:10] control you know the the politics and the day-to-day of the colonies far away from

[00:04:16] you know the central political structure? Yeah I guess that's a pretty good comparison. I was trying to see how

[00:04:20] could I fight that in my head but yeah I could see that you could also try to think

[00:04:25] of other historical examples that you can compare it to but no that's a really good one.

[00:04:29] Yeah I think that definitely especially the outer rim planets are thinking like hey these

[00:04:35] people are kind of you know reaching for more than they should but then you also have

[00:04:39] so like you got to think like in the event of like Great Britain and the colonies like

[00:04:44] I kind of feel like the colonies weren't necessarily doing anything wrong. The outer rim

[00:04:49] planets were definitely doing wrong shit. They're doing slavery and you know all that kind of stuff

[00:04:53] you know selling people selling a bunch of drugs spreading it across the the galaxy with

[00:04:59] the intent of getting people addicted so you can like make sure that your buying base stays

[00:05:04] solid. So yeah good example I still believe that like both sides have their merits though.

[00:05:09] That's where we could disagree because I believe that there's not really a right or wrong side

[00:05:15] but I believe that Palpatine was you know pulling the strings on both sides and he was

[00:05:20] pulling the CIS strings to create chaos and the republics to quell it. So I mean I feel like

[00:05:27] in that terms the bad guys would be the CIS so I mean yeah there were people on there but

[00:05:33] we're talking more of like the political ideologies of like the the CIS which is

[00:05:38] that they're separatists they don't want a strong centralized government. We're talking

[00:05:42] more about that like yeah you can you can play that that part in it like I understand

[00:05:46] that but you got that's why I was saying like you got to think about this more political

[00:05:49] not Star Wars. Yeah like we all know like yeah it was the same dude on both sides like it was

[00:05:55] his method like his ideologies all around where when the war spread the Jedi kill them off take

[00:06:01] control that kind of thing but like as as far as the like day to day not from a grand master

[00:06:07] mind stake like who who do you think had the better leg to stand on there? And at that point

[00:06:13] there's corrupted people on both sides. Sure sure as there always are in government right?

[00:06:19] Yeah there's just like no real saying that who had the better idea because at least one person

[00:06:25] on each side had some idea that was gonna you know screw over somebody or you know oh there's

[00:06:32] probably some uh senators on the CIS side that were like hmm let's not do slavery and then

[00:06:37] there's probably some is like hey slavery makes me a lot of money go with it. That's

[00:06:42] that's how I see it at least. So we're talking like like American Civil War kind of thing.

[00:06:48] I think you can make it more modern than that and like do it in the case of like

[00:06:52] weed like federally is illegal but like the states kind of do it as they see fit you know

[00:06:58] you can smoke in Colorado you can smoke in California you can't smoke in Texas. It's like

[00:07:01] it's like that but like they extremified it that's what I'm saying like I don't think a

[00:07:06] I don't think it was necessary for it to escalate to why I never think war is necessary

[00:07:11] well okay I don't want to say that. I don't think war is necessary for when it comes to

[00:07:15] like ideologies of a political nature when it comes to how people should be governed or how

[00:07:22] you know people govern themselves. We went from slavery to weed. I never once said slavery.

[00:07:29] That was you guys. Oh my god when's that apology episode coming out? I think we need

[00:07:35] to add an addendum. Why? When did I say slavery? That's why I brought it up because you did.

[00:07:47] I thought you were talking about American slavery no I'm talking about like galactic slavery like

[00:07:51] Star Wars slavery that's where I got confused when you said the Civil War I thought you

[00:07:55] were talking about American slavery which was like I'm not talking about anything that has

[00:07:59] to do with American slavery. I was talking about slaves in the outer rim specifically and

[00:08:03] only those slaves. That's what I was talking about too like what do you mean?

[00:08:07] Well he's the one who says Civil War. I was just making a comparison to real world.

[00:08:11] And that's why I said I wouldn't say Civil War I would compare it to something more modern

[00:08:16] like the idea of like you know weed for our centralized government it's illegal for the

[00:08:21] decentralized state governments you know it's not it's just depending it's a case by

[00:08:25] case thing. But also the outer rim wasn't really like as major of a player in the CIS

[00:08:30] right? Like they were they were funding them sure but like the outer rim was kind of more

[00:08:34] of its own own deal right? Well they wanted the CIS to win that's why they funded them

[00:08:37] because the CIS goals may not have aligned with them but so some of them serve the same

[00:08:42] purposes right? Because if the CIS wins then they can do what the fuck they want to unopposed.

[00:08:47] But they were going to do what the fuck they want to unopposed either way.

[00:08:50] I mean that's that's going to be the case of whoever is I mean it was in the case

[00:08:53] of the empire was in the case of republic any governing body that's going to be the case.

[00:08:57] But if you can do it openly and unopposed then you know you don't care that's why they

[00:09:03] like the empire. They didn't know the empire was a player until the war was over and then they're

[00:09:07] like oh shit we can still do slavery bet we don't care long live the empire. Those Trandotians

[00:09:12] really hopped on that that train huh? Oh you didn't say the thing for the bonus episode you

[00:09:16] said it for the main episode so did you guys know that Trandotians in Star Wars also have

[00:09:22] another name? Oh wait this isn't this isn't force facts oops.

[00:09:26] Oh I knew I'm just not saying anything I'm gonna let you eat your own foot.

[00:09:30] What how am I eating my own foot? The fact of the matter stands

[00:09:34] Trandotians in Star Wars were called Trannies that exists.

[00:09:38] What were they?

[00:09:39] Trannies.

[00:09:40] Primarily what was their primary profession?

[00:09:43] Scalping Wookiees.

[00:09:44] Scalping Wookiees or enslaving Wookiees?

[00:09:47] For the empire they did enslave Wookiees but before and after that scalping Wookiees

[00:09:52] and being mercenaries.

[00:09:53] I mean the only reason that they enslaved them was to just hunt them for sport which in turn

[00:09:58] ended to scalping.

[00:09:59] No they enslaved them to use them as a workforce for the empire they did hunt some

[00:10:03] for sport but they were they were just being mercenaries and they had a reason

[00:10:06] too because they had a grudge against that specific they were racist person they're

[00:10:10] racist Trannies.

[00:10:13] I just wanted you to say that.

[00:10:15] I realized halfway through that's why I stopped talking and just said they're racist Trannies.

[00:10:22] I just wanted you to say that.

[00:10:24] That's great.

[00:10:24] All right.

[00:10:25] Yeah yeah.

[00:10:27] Like I mentioned I kind of talked about this a little bit to Nikita but from my

[00:10:31] perspective I think the the republic has more of a leg to stand on you know

[00:10:36] irregardless of the malpractice of you know the outer colonies and whatnot but

[00:10:42] you know the republic is just trying to maintain the unity of their democratic

[00:10:46] senate and whatnot they don't they don't want people just breaking off and then

[00:10:50] eventually their their whole you know government structure governmental

[00:10:53] structure just falls apart because everybody wants to go off and do their

[00:10:57] own thing they spent you know thousands of years building up this what they

[00:11:00] thought was a strong union with different voices heard equally obviously

[00:11:06] not but yeah I think the republic had a bit more of a leg to stand on

[00:11:10] but like we said at the end of the day there's corruption in every

[00:11:13] governmental body pretty much that's ever existed so they weren't all good

[00:11:18] all right anyway on to this or that because that's all I got

[00:11:20] you know he corrected me last time when I called it this today he was like

[00:11:23] it's actually we call would you rather

[00:11:25] well you said this or that not 20 minutes ago so

[00:11:28] yeah because I can't because that that's what the game was called

[00:11:31] when I when I was growing up

[00:11:32] it's weird because it was called would you rather when I was growing up

[00:11:34] and you're only like two years older than me

[00:11:37] I know it is would you rather

[00:11:39] we went to the same school they called it would you rather at our

[00:11:42] our damn school

[00:11:42] I didn't I didn't play in I actually never played in high school it was

[00:11:45] like a elementary middle school thing and I

[00:11:47] went to elementary middle school in the hood and you were both privileged

[00:11:50] white boys so I doubt that that was the case okay

[00:11:54] we couldn't afford those big words it was this or that not would you rather

[00:11:58] anyway exotic why don't you kick us off

[00:12:00] okay so welcome to another week of would you rather which we're also

[00:12:06] interested yeah I know I it is because we've done it before

[00:12:11] so it is another week

[00:12:12] he's getting forced facts confused with this shit now

[00:12:14] okay I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry yeah you shut the fuck up

[00:12:17] no now I said I stopped don't be mean

[00:12:19] no fuck you

[00:12:20] no fuck you

[00:12:22] right anyway y'all can fuck later let's get on with this

[00:12:24] yeah so it's a it's another um I guess scenario type thing

[00:12:29] so would you rather

[00:12:30] is it always a scenario type thing I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

[00:12:34] this is the second time I've done it

[00:12:38] would you rather go out like heavy from the

[00:12:41] rookie arc in the clone wars or would you rather go out like commander

[00:12:45] thorn from the clone wars

[00:12:47] this is always saying something I don't even know what the who these people are

[00:12:50] I'm not even gonna lie

[00:12:51] you don't know who heavy is

[00:12:53] I don't remember the scene

[00:12:55] he's the one with the big gun

[00:12:56] all right so during the rookie arc in the clone wars that uh domino squad they were

[00:13:02] protecting that relay outpost right and then it gets fucking swarmed by battle droids

[00:13:08] that's when like the commander droids like impersonate the clones and shit like that

[00:13:12] you're a terrible at describing scenes he just posts me video links

[00:13:15] no fuck you

[00:13:17] heavy goes out by taking the whole fucking relay station with him

[00:13:22] by blowing up uh some explosives after he had a 1v1 with like

[00:13:26] or a 1v like 20 just with his little fucking uh minigun and they thought he was dead

[00:13:32] and so he fucking clicks the button because he wasn't and then blows himself up along

[00:13:36] the entire station or commander thorn which was I believe he was escorting uh padme on some like

[00:13:42] diplomatic mission and they get ambushed by a whole bunch of commando droids and um

[00:13:49] he pretty much just they all his entire squad gets like wiped out one by one

[00:13:53] and at the end he's just there with fucking minigun just mowing down fucking

[00:13:57] beating the fuck out of him with his bare fists and then ends up just getting fucking

[00:14:01] a whole blasted through his fucking chest

[00:14:03] welcome to another week of exotics clone boner

[00:14:06] I want to go out like heavy if I'm if I'm going out like that I mean yeah thorn went

[00:14:10] down swinging and it was dope but like in my mind if I'm dying like that I'm thinking

[00:14:15] to myself as I push that button get fucked that's absolutely the way to go versus you know

[00:14:21] fighting for your life and eventually getting you know killed by the the 12th commando droid

[00:14:26] that's surrounding you or whatever nah give me give me heavy's death

[00:14:29] I think personally I'd probably take the thorn death because I like the idea of like

[00:14:34] last man standing with your fucking going out with your hands and shit after fucking

[00:14:40] repeating blastering them down I'll take I'll take I'll take the the commanding

[00:14:44] thorn death there's the videos Nikita if you would like to see them

[00:14:48] I don't anymore because I had to sit through your suffering and I I refuse to give these

[00:14:52] two particular clones more time than what you've already made me endure for them so you

[00:14:58] fucked it for both of them rest in peace heavy and commander thorn

[00:15:02] exotic doesn't do your memory justice he's gay what do you mean I said what I said

[00:15:07] no you're just upset because uh-huh yeah I'm upset because I'm not you are you were always

[00:15:14] upset I am yes I'm always mad about something that's my thing exactly anyway thank you

[00:15:19] for tuning into this week's exotics clone boner I'm sorry what would you choose me

[00:15:26] I mean I'm going out like thorn I'd rather sit fuck you never mind I want to go out like

[00:15:31] heavy now watch watch thorns brother let's just fucking bang he's fucking doesn't matter how

[00:15:36] many he's like fucking swinging down he at least takes more than a fucking handful

[00:15:40] down by himself I mean yeah heavy fucking blows up an entire station but he didn't do it

[00:15:45] with his own hands he fucking blew it up thorn was like in the thick of it with his bare

[00:15:48] fists just fucking bare knuckling some fucking uh b1 battle droids yeah yeah the

[00:15:53] difference for me is like okay yeah thorn thorn lost all his dudes and then went down swinging

[00:15:59] right like last man standing kind of shit heavy heavy blocks the great himself stays behind while

[00:16:06] his homies escape you know all his friends and he goes out like a hero blowing that shit up

[00:16:11] making sure that his his boys get out of there alive that's totally more along the

[00:16:16] lines of something that wenchi would do versus just going down swinging did you just both of

[00:16:21] them went down let's like both of them went down swinging yeah that's why I told both of

[00:16:25] their deaths because like they're like notable deaths from the clone wars did you just refer to

[00:16:29] yourself in the third person yes correct all right well you know no disrespect all right

[00:16:34] am i buddy all right i'm ready hit me 20 questions let's get it oh fuck okay is it a

[00:16:41] mandalorian nope you know we can knock down like a lot more possibilities if you don't start

[00:16:47] with that question why is you going to be like are they human they're non-human mandalorians

[00:16:53] yeah are you are you redacted feel a little slow huh name one grogu nope he hasn't recited

[00:17:00] the creed what he's a foundling laszima laszima is i don't know who the fuck that is she's a

[00:17:07] twee hit shit on direct uh see in legends anybody who could wear the armor and follow

[00:17:14] the the tenants of being a mandalorian could become a mandalorian it was very open policy

[00:17:19] the original mandalorians they were not even human they were the tong they were a completely

[00:17:24] different species eventually they incorporated a lot of humans and the human population took

[00:17:28] over them but like they weren't even humans originally and even i just looked it up even

[00:17:34] in canon non-humans can become mandalorians so get shit on exotic fine make it a broader

[00:17:41] term bro it's it's just a safe bet to just ask that with him because like if it is

[00:17:48] it's so much easier for me to guess who it is because he's gonna pull it but when has it

[00:17:52] but you don't know shit about legends but when has it been a mandalorian twice once

[00:17:57] once no oh yeah once he did the yeah so i i just read it because that that makes it so much

[00:18:03] i promise you it narrows out it makes it a lot easier for us because if he says yes then

[00:18:07] it's a wrap i got it all right well do they appear in canon and legends yes

[00:18:15] is it a force user yes is it a sage ventress no we have to keep track of the counts because

[00:18:21] i am i got it yeah that's four i'll post a i'll post an update like every two or three questions

[00:18:28] are they a jedi no is it darth maul no you keep just like throwing shots in the wind well

[00:18:34] yeah because he he recently talked about force users on the dark side that he liked so this one's

[00:18:39] gonna trip you guys the fuck up or are they a sith no wait what was the question you asked are

[00:18:44] they a sith oh so they're not jedi not sith in both timelines yeah and they're a force user

[00:18:50] though okay when you say force user like this this is more of a clarification i don't know

[00:18:56] the question when you say force user are you saying like as in they have midi-chlorians or

[00:19:00] they could actually use the force like there is there is documented footage of them using the

[00:19:05] force i mean that's a question yes how's that okay i guess that's a question this is gonna be

[00:19:11] great are they humanoid yes do they exist post zero aby yes system both times and post aby

[00:19:20] a force using humanoid are they female yes were they at any point a jedi no is it baris ophi

[00:19:28] no fuck baris was at one point a jedi she was a padawan doesn't make her a jedi yes it does

[00:19:36] no it doesn't it does it doesn't um actually but i'm trying to get people who exist in both

[00:19:41] timelines but they never confirmed if baris ophi was killed and he's not because she's in tales

[00:19:47] of the empire no no i mean in legends oh they could never confirm they never saw her death

[00:19:54] hmm or did she die in battle surgeon i can't remember actually i could have sworn someone

[00:20:00] said they don't remember her whatever it doesn't matter um so you're going off the fact that if

[00:20:05] they're a padawan they're not technically a jedi then yes but i did count your baris ophi

[00:20:10] one as were they a jedi because baris was basically and she exists zero aby yep i mean

[00:20:17] in his logic like no shots of soka right is that a question that's 14 i was talking

[00:20:23] in a cater there okay okay i'll let collaboration yeah i don't think so as well gets too obvious

[00:20:31] and i mean he also did say no wait exotic does finnick ever use the force no making sure

[00:20:39] everybody what would you think of finnick i don't know he exists in both time you'd be so mad if

[00:20:45] you don't get this and then i tell you what it is is it somebody i would know oh maybe

[00:20:49] wait that's a that's a question you asked him what the fuck i won't count that as a question

[00:20:55] because he's just asking like if if it's in his knowledge pool it's it's fine okay

[00:21:00] you're on for god what do you think god you wasted like three of them just naming out random

[00:21:03] characters because they the characters that fit things that i've heard him mention they exist

[00:21:10] in both time female force user hmm is it leah no fuck nope nope nope even more broader

[00:21:18] questions that narrow down leah was a jedi she just didn't uh become a master right not in um

[00:21:25] she never she never reached knighthood and canon i thought she did i mean either way like

[00:21:30] she was a jedi and legend so that that would have been like yeah sure oh that's true that's

[00:21:34] true yeah you're right you're right still counting it though 15 female force users

[00:21:40] in both timelines that aren't asaj and leah i'm stuck it's not a soka a soka is technically

[00:21:46] post aby in legends right well i guess we have to like oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

[00:21:52] i i so so i have a theory exotic and this isn't a question i gotta say this before

[00:21:56] like i'm trying to think of like sabine because oh wait she doesn't exist in legends

[00:22:03] though fuck she could but not likely it's not confirmed she's also not a jedi oh that is true

[00:22:11] wait it's not a you asked if it was a jedi right he said no yeah yeah she's not a jedi yes

[00:22:17] oh yeah i guess so but he wants me to be wrong so bad all the time like

[00:22:25] well we need to ask broader questions not just those random characters if we're gonna get it

[00:22:30] not gonna get it that's what he knows it does either i'm looking at my yes i'm looking at

[00:22:34] my books trying to get like a fucking hint there is a book that this character is on the

[00:22:38] cover of i don't know that you own it though how many questions are we at 14 15 15 oh yeah

[00:22:44] sabine is amando numnuts brick said that by the way oh i didn't think about that i forgot

[00:22:49] about that question maybe that was your first question that we argued about um i'm gonna look

[00:22:54] at all these fucking books because if she's on the cover of one of them and exists in both

[00:22:58] timelines it should be easy actually i'm gonna waste a question is the book you're talking

[00:23:03] about a canon book no oh perfect then i have every legend's book give me a second he just

[00:23:08] said that he doesn't think you own it i own every legend's book i don't care what he thinks

[00:23:12] even if he does own it i don't think he'll put two and two together hard for him to put two

[00:23:16] and two together i just can't really think of any other female force users we're just having

[00:23:21] fun here i'm mad i ain't having no fucking fun it's your fault for wasting so many questions

[00:23:26] she didn't live this is bullshit we're at 16 right yep oh you know what i don't even

[00:23:31] have to look behind me i keep an online library of all my books and i can see the covers all at

[00:23:37] once fuck yeah being a nerd pays off for once all right let's look at all these covers you

[00:23:42] got 300 star wars books to go through only 300 only 300 274 is the actual number okay short

[00:23:50] libraries he's not even trying to narrow it down anymore he just like i'm gonna go look

[00:23:55] at every single picture every single i am trying in my head i'm trying to narrow it

[00:24:00] it's just that like the both timelines post aby is throwing me off so hard who said both timelines

[00:24:06] you that was a question no he said are they aby no i asked if they're both canon and legends

[00:24:13] yes yes yes and you said they're aby that's the question was are they aby the answer is yes

[00:24:20] i never said anything about both timelines oh okay well now i'm even more confused

[00:24:27] okay i need i need to waste the question for clarification does that mean

[00:24:31] does the information you provided mean that they exist post aby in legends and not post aby in

[00:24:39] canon uh no what that doesn't make any sense how can you end you asked it backwards okay well

[00:24:48] then the answer is no to that question so it's the other way around oh oh oh god now i gotta

[00:24:55] look at a different set of books hold on i fucking hate you yeah who was that is that 17 or 18

[00:25:05] is it depa balaba no fuck depo she was a jedi oh fuck 18 what the dumbass before we just ask

[00:25:15] random questions let's go through what we've already asked nakeda no okay fine fuck dude

[00:25:20] we got two more questions it's not a jedi not a sith not a manthalorian they're on a fucking cover

[00:25:27] he's gonna be so mad he's gonna be so mad i don't think exotic actually would know that this

[00:25:33] person is a force user but i would like yes yes you would and if you don't damn damn exotic

[00:25:42] you what was the jedi question you asked are they a jedi that's the what do you mean what

[00:25:47] jedi question that's yeah yes you asked are they a jedi yeah do you think by that he means at some

[00:25:53] point they weren't a jedi like they were no i i also no i also asked were they ever a jedi

[00:26:01] okay were they ever and they wouldn't and the answer was no they were never a jedi

[00:26:05] yeah i would know them they're a force user they exist post aby in canon but not in legends

[00:26:13] and it's a force user it makes me think it's a death of mirian but i can't think of ones that

[00:26:20] would have if it's it's a female and they existed in legends i mean surely it's not a character

[00:26:25] from the sequels right it's got to be somewhat like i just female force users but they're

[00:26:34] not a jedi which doesn't necessarily mean dark side but female jedi users or female

[00:26:40] force users are typically i also asked if they were sith and he said no yeah but death

[00:26:45] mirian doesn't mean sith that's the point the witches of death of me are not sith

[00:26:49] well do they tap another force i thought they use like their own sort of fucking they use

[00:26:53] it's it's like more like alchemy but it's still force related they stuff the channel to force

[00:26:58] through their body it's dark side too like it's for sure dark side but it's not they're not sith

[00:27:04] i would assume the light side couldn't just make zombies well we only have two questions

[00:27:09] left can we get a hint i've given so many hints i wouldn't say so many i've said maybe

[00:27:13] maybe one or two i tell brick who it is he's just laughing his ass off so it's a character

[00:27:21] that andrew knows no no i told him who it was but he's laughing yeah because he's seen

[00:27:27] he's seen what i've done with my answers to your questions is it the uh the uh

[00:27:34] like i can't if i get a name wrong but you know who i'm talking about will you still give

[00:27:37] it to me sure is it the fucking the daughter no fuck 19 i think we're just as well here i'm

[00:27:46] pretty sure nakeda has told me i know he says he owns every book but i'm pretty sure he doesn't

[00:27:50] own this one if it's ya i don't own it i own all the adult novels yeah you might as well

[00:27:55] give one more shot because i'm completely lost and we only have one question left yeah um

[00:28:00] hmm i'll give you a hint okay i'll give you a hint this character appeared in the movies

[00:28:07] was both timelines it can only be movies one through six so that narrows down a third of them

[00:28:12] it's post aby so that means it narrows down another fucking third of the remaining so we got

[00:28:18] four options for movies that you'd be from one through four of all the female characters

[00:28:23] that we see in episode four outside of leia who i already named none of them use the force

[00:28:29] he said that i wouldn't think that they could use the force so it's probably someone that hasn't

[00:28:34] you know so that means it's someone from the first three movies it says she i don't think

[00:28:39] it's shmi skywalker because we never get confirmed she doesn't live post aby wise so

[00:28:44] it doesn't matter turn the other female characters in the yaddle for sure dies female

[00:28:49] like oh omega doesn't exist in legends oh she's not in the movies anyway none of the

[00:28:54] kaminoans that i know of so it's not someone from episode two i don't think

[00:28:58] can't be padme it's human no wait to your question when you asked was it human the answer

[00:29:04] was no no he asked if they were humanoid and i said yes oh but we never asked if they were

[00:29:09] i thought the second i thought the question after the mando question was are they human

[00:29:13] no it was or maybe you asked if there no no no you were just he was just fucking around

[00:29:17] saying like oh you should have asked yeah that wasn't he didn't actually ask that yeah okay um

[00:29:24] female characters in the first three movies that are humanoid have access to the force don't show

[00:29:31] it but they have to they exist post aby in canon so who from the first three movies

[00:29:38] exists in canon like the only one i can think of is fucking silke or baris inventress yeah

[00:29:44] we named all of them yeah he said i'd be mad i'm gonna be mad who's gonna piss me off what

[00:29:50] obvious answer am i missing is gonna piss me off fuck yo i'm so fucking i'm so fucking stoned

[00:29:56] i'm gonna be so i know i'm gonna be so mad after this oh i'm trying so hard now what the

[00:30:03] fuck bro i thought i had it when i was like guessing maul and assange i was like i got

[00:30:07] this bitch i did not got this bitch indeed if we're not oh fuck i think we might just have

[00:30:13] cut our losses i'm not willingly about to take an l they were in the movies

[00:30:19] they're what other force users bro i'm jumping around i'm so excited

[00:30:24] well do you want to guess something and get it over with bro i don't even have characters

[00:30:27] i can guess anymore because everyone i've thought of fucking dude do you need another hint yes

[00:30:34] they appear in episode one episode one episode one we will fuck appears in episode one

[00:30:41] wait it's not that um one of fucking padme's uh like uh like decoys right none of them are

[00:30:47] force sensitive i don't not that i can think of i know that one of them appears in the comics

[00:30:52] with vader i just can't remember her name kind of thing they also appear in the clone wars

[00:30:58] they animated oh i know who it is who it is it's aura sing it is aura sing huzzah

[00:31:04] well done i had to give you so many fucking hints i had to remember that she was force

[00:31:09] sensitive from the fucking books the coruscant night series i did not remember that shit here's

[00:31:15] the clip from episode one the whole three seconds she's in the movie i remember i had to

[00:31:20] i had to think i had to think about i was like force sensitive female and then i thought

[00:31:25] like the second you said she's like only enough she's an episode one and i was like

[00:31:30] force sensitive oh shit aura sing i had no clue she was force sensitive you wouldn't train at

[00:31:38] yeah she trained at the jedi academy but she never became a knight she left the

[00:31:42] the order and went on to become a bounty hunter and a damn good sniper because of the force too

[00:31:48] yeah in legend she died in 13 bby in canon she has no confirmed death because she was like

[00:31:54] the uh the keeper of boba yes in both in both timelines she was boba's keeper what if she can

[00:32:01] get away with omega who knows film bros will complain about another cameo

[00:32:08] holy shit we got it on question 20 let's go yeah after i fucking fed it into your mouth dude

[00:32:14] bro i would have been mad if i missed that one i did not remember i did not remember she

[00:32:20] was force sensitive i had no idea she was it's like a it's only it's only a legends

[00:32:26] thing right now honestly disney hasn't denounced it but i i believe um in canon she was also

[00:32:33] confirmed like a yeah all right now that you've been thoroughly trounced let's uh let's hit up

[00:32:38] this fuck mary kill and wrap this bitch up all right cut the chatter all right let's wrap

[00:32:44] this up okay we fucking all right all right fuck mary kill okay so the first one padme amidala

[00:32:54] second one mara jade third one or a sing that's so easy marrying padme fucking mara killing or a

[00:33:02] sing nah marry mara fuck padme kill or a sing mara mara is way better ours i would also i would

[00:33:10] also marry mara 100 but uh mine is i'm gonna fuck aura sing i had a different character for

[00:33:17] it but you made me want to say or a sing so i wanted to fit her in i i also had to make

[00:33:21] sure i did the most straight fuck mary kill while bonk bonk's not here just so he could

[00:33:26] complain but no i want to uh i want to fuck our sing i'm not gonna lie like i'm married to mara

[00:33:33] but i gotta know if like like what's the extent like like because you know how like some

[00:33:37] bitches you have sex with know different tricks than others so like maybe aura knows something

[00:33:42] mara don't so i gotta you know just you know test just to make sure and then i can do have

[00:33:46] her do all the favorite stuff that you know i have mara do that i know mara can do with

[00:33:50] force so i'm like can you can you do that can you can you hit me with that but then she might

[00:33:53] know something how to do something that mara don't know so i want to just see and then i'm

[00:33:57] gonna kill padme because that bitch always gone i need attention sometimes i'm sorry padme you

[00:34:02] beautiful but and smart too so i like i'm gonna cry when i put the the the fucking blicky to

[00:34:08] your dome but you gotta go it's crazy yeah man he obviously wants mara to like hold him

[00:34:14] upside down with the force and like lightly choke him you know while she doing that shit

[00:34:18] no i want her to strap me upside down to a cross with my leg spread in t position while my

[00:34:23] face is pointed down and my hands are tied together above my face while she does absolutely

[00:34:28] anything and everything that she does to me damn she probably knows some good

[00:34:36] she probably knows some good shit too because she was a torturer as well like she

[00:34:39] she trained in that stuff with bro the idea of force nipple clamps excites me

[00:34:46] that's that's don't even think about it

[00:34:52] i'm always thinking about it i love it when a bitch touched my nipples all right well that has

[00:34:57] been the bonus episode what the fuck was that he goes straight from i love when a bitch does

[00:35:03] my nipples too all right that's been this week yeah yeah bro sometimes it'd be like that you

[00:35:08] gotta cut it off immediately with the winter yeah i mean did you have anything i should

[00:35:11] want to say i'm talking about the winter you would do his fuck mario he did yeah okay i was

[00:35:17] i waited i waited to go last i may kill kill arasing yeah yeah y'all just didn't say shit

[00:35:22] about y'all pigs i'm the only one who actually explained why the fuck i picked something

[00:35:26] well yours obviously you've been thinking about it for a while what do you mean i've been

[00:35:30] thinking about it for a while what do you mean like i'm not gonna come off the dome

[00:35:35] i'm not gonna come off the dome be like yeah i want some bitch to touch my nipples and

[00:35:38] clamp them with the force you don't know what you want i'm sorry i know what i like go find

[00:35:43] yourself brother you ain't gonna get me on this one uh-uh no i know what i like yeah hell yeah

[00:35:48] i think about what i like whoo-hoo-wee you do you bud i do you need to learn to do you

[00:35:52] apparently xoxo how to fuck himself hey xoxo go fuck yourself you obviously got experience

[00:36:00] yourself i fuck myself every day all right let's let's close this one bud

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