Season 2, Episode 16 Bonus Episode

[00:00:23] [SPEAKER_02]: What's up guys welcome back to the force unscripted today

[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_02]: We are doing a bonus episode for our micro series episode that we did and

[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_02]: We have some fan questions that we're gonna answer for you and discuss and then we're gonna go into some of our games that

[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_02]: We play so let's get started

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_00]: So this question is from Jason who gives us a lot of our questions actually

[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_00]: But this one is how do characters like Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda grapple with the meaning of life?

[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Especially in the face of loss and conflict is there an existentialist

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_00]: Undertone in the struggle against the Sith and the search for purpose in the Star Wars universe god. That's a deep-ass question

[00:01:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's quite deep. I don't think that the yeah

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think that Obi-Wan and Yoda and them grapple with the meaning of life

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_02]: They they kind of just accept that everyone dies like life is you you just live for living sake

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think they're really like grappling with like what is life? What is my purpose?

[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_02]: They're Jedi their purpose is to keep the peace be Jedi be

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Tranquil that kind of thing now they meditate on like what is the force?

[00:01:30] [SPEAKER_02]: That's mainly what they're talking about when they're they're meditating and finding out the meaning of stuff

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_02]: They meditate on what the force is what the force wants from them how it interconnects with everything

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But not necessarily like the meaning of life

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_02]: They know things die things are born and you just gotta gotta move on cuz that is like that's how life is I

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_00]: My personal take on this is I you know, I agree with everything that hunter said

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_00]: I just feel like until the events of episode 3 they don't quite understand

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_00]: the meaning of life and the living force as

[00:02:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Deeply as Qui-gon did until Yoda starts communing with Qui-gon because Qui-gon is the first Jedi and I don't know a couple

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_00]: A hundred to a thousand years to actually like keep his consciousness within the force once he passes from the living realm

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_00]: And I think that that had to do with the fact that he was so in touch with the living force

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_00]: whereas a lot of Jedi in that time were more focused on the cosmic force and I think that it's not that they

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_00]: struggle to understand the meaning of life and

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Especially in the face of like loss and conflict

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_00]: I just think that they're so worried about the future that they they stop seeing what's in front of them and what's happening

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_00]: and I think that because of how

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Profound

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Qui-gon's understanding of the living force wasn't how intimately connected he was with the living force

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_00]: That's why he was the one who found the virgins that is Anakin Skywalker

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_00]: That's why he was the first Jedi in so many years to retain his consciousness once he moved

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_00]: You know to the I guess what will be the world between worlds where he can still come up as a force ghost

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_00]: And I think that because of him Obi-Wan and Yoda

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I guess Yoda then Obi-Wan are able to also come to that same

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_00]: understanding of the living force of the force that is like, you know, they're present and

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_00]: What needs to not only be in communion with but also like you have to have that before you can extend further

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_00]: Into what would be the cosmic force?

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like the Jedi before we're just you know

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Focusing more on the cosmic force as a whole and the living force as it was coming

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Qui-gon took it the other way around which seems to be the more I guess appropriate, you know way of

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_00]: Going about studying the force

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Existentialist undertone. I mean well you gotta let you go exotic give his give his take on the first part

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we might not gonna be as long winded as Nikita's but

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I feel like there's a simpler answer to it no, okay. Okay go

[00:04:02] [SPEAKER_01]: It's just like you can correlate it to fucking Christians. I mean, oh

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Someone someone dies they go somewhere that is a better place

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I and that's like Obi-Wan went through quite a bit of loss during the cone war series and just in general

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_01]: They're going to a better place. I guess you could say is what is probably going through their heads. It's like

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_01]: war is war someone's gonna die and

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Even if they're close to him if it happens to be that person

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_01]: They have to move on because their soldiers in this big-ass war and they just have to keep fighting on for the better

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Of the world or universe at this point. How is that? How though the question asked how that's how they they just have to live with it

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they can't by relating it to Christianity. That's how they do it

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_01]: correlating it to Christianity

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_00]: So that's how they do it. It's a correlated to Christianity

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly. So Qui-Gon went to heaven because he was a good dude

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_02]: But the rest of them couldn't figure out how to be good dudes

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_02]: so they never got to heaven except for Obi-Wan and Yoda because he came to them in like

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Like an angel and taught them. Yeah. Yeah, no everyone like no they die

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_01]: They become a part of the living force which you can correlate to heaven and it's just like they become a part of everything

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_00]: So then what is the cosmic force in this grand Christianity?

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Analogy

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I could tell you obviously the cosmic force is like the Trinity right totally

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I can see that powerful kind of deal the living force is like where the people go

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But the cosmic force is where the the ultimate beings reside kind of deal

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_00]: I guess actually what you're what you're saying and what what red just said in our twitch check fits the cosmic force the father

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. Yeah good shit

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought her son shit and that would wrong, you know the the devilish

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Character from true cuz the devil the devil's a fallen angel

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Abeloth is a fallen cosmic force being it fits. Holy shit. Star Wars is just nerd Bible

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_00]: We figured it out. We did it boys see simpler answer. Yeah, I was really complex for a simple answer

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_01]: No, it wasn't if you're correlated

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_00]: People talk about day to day talker not what everyone knows

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Jesus obi-wan is like John the Baptist. Okay, okay

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I can we want to see on the Baptist and

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Anakin is space Jesus. Yeah, so red says that obi-wan is space Jesus

[00:06:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Obi-wan is more like space John the Baptist Anakin is definitely space Jesus no father born anyway

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_02]: the chosen one

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_02]: sacrificed for our sins to get rid of

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Sidious the the physicalization of the devil at that point

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_00]: The physicalization yeah, you mean the personification same shit no

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_00]: Physicalization is not a word

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Shakespeare making words. All right, let's hit the second part of this question that Jason asked

[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_00]: So is there it is a word shut up

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_00]: You can't prove that in a court of law. It's physicalization really a word

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_00]: No physical eyes is a word. Well, I'm red says Anakin is not space

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus Anakin is the antichrist and the angel sent to fight all in one the struggle the whispers

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't get that one. Yeah, how can how can Obi-wan be space Jesus?

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I need I need the explanation for why Obi-wan is space Jesus. I feel like and the antichrist

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Like has a has a physical mother and father though

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_01]: You know you they come to destroy everything Anakin didn't really come to destroy everything. He brought balance to it

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_00]: He was made to destroy everything but he didn't come to destroy everything

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like if anyone's the antichrist is Palpatine because that motherfucker was born and then was like I want to kill my dad

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_02]: see Anakin Anakin is what Anakin's fall is what happens if in the like 40 days in the wilderness when

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_02]: The devil is trying to tempt Jesus. It's if Jesus was like, yeah, give me that bread. Give me that bread

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so let's hit the second part of Jason's question

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_00]: So the question is again

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Is there an existentialist undertone in the struggle against the Sith and the search for purpose in the Star Wars universe?

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure. I mean, absolutely. There's an existentialist undertone because they're all like what is what is the meaning of the force?

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_02]: What is this all-encompassing thing that we are like a part of and is within everything and we utilize but we don't control

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Like yeah, there's definitely an existentialist

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Undertone there and the Sith are just like yo this force thing that's mine. I want it

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna use it. I'm gonna use it for whatever I want to do because I'm a free man

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't care about what y'all Jedi preaching look at all my hate. Look at all my anger. Look at this

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, it's like George Lucas lightning George Lucas said himself that the Jedi are not

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Inherently good and the Sith are not inherently evil. It's just like there's no good or bad

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Just how they choose to use the force

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_00]: It's like the the Sith the Sith see the force is like a tool like they use the force to their own

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Purposes whereas the Jedi see themselves as like a conduit in which the force flows through

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_00]: So they are the tool and I feel like that in itself is like the fundamental difference between the two

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_00]: You can see the force as a tool and not necessarily

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Be evil and you can you see yourself as a conduit of the force and not necessarily be you know good

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Which is how dark Jedi and grays come about I guess great a gray isn't actually like a canon thing

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_00]: But I feel like that's how the two come about because the difference between a dark Jedi and a Sith is still that that use

[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Of the force thing. I think grays are canon. Oh, they are now. I know they're not

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Inquisitor the grand Inquisitor. He's a gray. Yeah, cuz he was he became like

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he became a temple guard from you know went from evil to temple guard

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I think he's the the closest example of way I was other way around soca

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_00]: I thought he was a temple guard and then became an he yeah

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_02]: But then they there was this whole deal in rebels where he like came back

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, as like he had like a different outfit and everything

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_02]: He wielded the double the double yellow or was it double white? I forget. It was double yellow

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_02]: it was yeah, he wielded the double yellow again and came back like as a

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Rebalanced person kind of deal saved the you know, I honestly thought that that was a vision

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't realize that that was actually him

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a vision because he it was whenever Kanan was meditating and that's whenever a canine became like an official night, right?

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_01]: So it wasn't actually grand Inquisitor, right? Well, the grand Inquisitor came to him in that vision

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but had the grand Inquisitor actually been changed or was it just symbolic?

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have an answer for that one

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_01]: They don't go too into detail on it and how he came back and everything like that

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it was symbolic because he was speaking from

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Memories of the grand Inquisitor as well that canine couldn't have known there

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_00]: The closest other example is a soca with the white savers. Alright, so we got another another question here

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_00]: This one's from Timmy and I'm gonna steal it

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_00]: It's who's the best pilot in all of Star Wars wedge you took my answer you fucker

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, there's no way he's gonna take this fuck you. Yeah, we're gently quick wedge until he's best pilot

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_02]: He's a legend's character in he's both cannon to wedge was at the first like Death Star. I had a boat that star destructions

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_02]: All the people you pick fucking wedge until he's eat shit fuck else. Am I gonna pick Anakin Skywalker Anakin? No wedge

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_00]: brick 3po says porkins for the win

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Red leader was red leader was a good pilot that that is for sure and he did get through the trench run and shoot

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_02]: The missile correctly as like guided by their their systems, but I wouldn't say red leaders best pilot in the galaxy

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_02]: It's definitely wedge wedge does all the shit that Luke and Anakin can do but no force

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah wedges wedges Anakin without the force on crack. He's so good

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_00]: We'll get shit on wedge was red leader at indoor true actually do that pretty sure he was who was red leader at?

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_02]: The the older guy I don't know is I don't remember his name

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_00]: I just know his face Garth didn't go through was red leader during the Battle of the oven

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_02]: The only reason that that Luke's torpedo worked is because he used the force to guide it in and not the the

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_00]: Targeting computers use the force Lou at least none of us had poe. That's good. Oh, yeah

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_00]: What's your answer?

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Anakin Anakin

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Anakin pre cybernetics or post cybernetics

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't think it matters I think it kind of does because he's big and bulky

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, but like it doesn't have any it doesn't like the loss of one hand isn't what affects his connection to the force

[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_00]: It's when he loses the other hand in both legs. That's what I'm saying like oh my cybernetics

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I meant Vader not okay, and I got you and I made it was a dog shit

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Fire how you gonna get taken out by by fucking space rat named Han Solo exactly if I didn't if I if I

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Didn't say

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Wedge my other answer is gonna be Han on just some fucking crazy shit

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Especially like in the New Jedi Order with the Yuzon Vong like because he comes up with that fucking move the solo slingshot

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_00]: And everyone starts doing it

[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_02]: You know the thing about Han is like if you think about a new hope right all the people

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Onboard this Death Star that aren't you know Imperial people we've got Vader's daughter Vader's son Vader's teacher

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Vader's droids one of which that he created and then you've got the space rat

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_02]: He's never met before who just somehow comes out of nowhere pilots them out of there

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking breaks destroys earth like half breaks his tie fighter

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Takes away all his like his children and everything his droids like honest honest some fuck shit

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_00]: That just showed up and Vader has to deal with I have a question is is Han technically a groomer because he's like

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_00]: 33 and Leia's like 20 I feel like

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_00]: There's some I feel like that's um that's some kind of such shit cuz that would mean when she's 18

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_00]: He's fucking still like in his early 30s like that's that's crazy. I guess it at least she was 18. I guess

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_02]: At least you that's so bad. He's like a sugar daddy without any money. Yeah, it's really over to death

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, hey after they get rid of dot Java technically he has no debt and then he got money either though

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, he gets rich off of his commission. He becomes a fucking general and he's married to a fucking princess

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well I mean cannon then he fucks off and gets sad and lives on a fucking space junker

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Then he fucks off and gets sad

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_01]: In the sequel he got more debt so that's true. I always

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. I'm with red on this one like the true Star Wars is always gonna be legends to me

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_00]: This is just like this is this is just Star Wars fodder that Disney is releasing the true

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_00]: The true Star Wars timeline is the legends timeline, you know, the only thing I care about from legends and

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_00]: It's the Mandalorian's obviously and yeah, you know nothing about the Old Republic Mandalorian's

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I know some about them. I played the first KOTOR. I've read like the the synopsis of all

[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Clearly you don't know what candor is or to went through and why he's my favorite Mandalorian of all time as a matter of fact

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I do know what candor's order went through

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_02]: My favorite Mandalorian you didn't sit there and told me I went and read it

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_00]: No

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_00]: I sat there in your fucking backyard and told you why I told you about his wife and everything and the

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_00]: Conquest with Revan I sat there and I told you the entire story of candor's order of why I love him

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Also read it. Okay, but I told you first maybe I just let you talk man. You're full of shit. I

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Mean that's like what most of this podcast is just letting Nick Ades talk

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Hey to be fair this whole this whole podcast was my idea. All right

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_00]: We weren't even the original cast you guys you guys are even the second cast

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_00]: Can't believe this show come to me this show has gone through some growing pangs

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_00]: I will say I still can't get over the fact that I spent eight months

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Interviewing people from fucking reddit to be on this podcast with me and forgot about hunters the entire existence. It's crazy

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Hey to be fair. I asked to be fair

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Andrew if he knew anyone who might want to be on the Star Wars podcast and he only vaguely

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Mentioned you and then never again one time now, you're gonna blame Andrew for your failings

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_00]: I will blame anyone but myself for my own failings

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_00]: I you expect me to to sit here and suffer for the consequences of my own actions. Surely not

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I definitely do because I I made you make that apology video. Oh, where's your apology video by the way, buddy

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_00]: I apologize already. I told you it didn't count if you did in the episode

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm gonna need that I'm neat that apology video a set for I didn't I didn't count that see see the thing with

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Your apology video is you said if I am wrong, I will make an apology video

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I never agreed to do that man as bullshit

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_00]: You're an exotic are always figuring out a way to fucking get out of this shit

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I think you just dig yourself deeper holes every time you talk

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Look, I cuz I have to double down and when that doesn't work, I have to triple down. Okay, there's never any up for me

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_02]: It's always down. All right, so so we got one questions are we going into

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_00]: So exotic you're up buddy

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't have one currently I'm still thinking actually I think I do have one. All right, buddy

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_00]: The floor is yours the balls in your court. The balls are second here, but you wish well

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_00]: I said the balls not my balls. My balls are on your back like the fucking forins in the 2d micro

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_01]: All right, hey and welcome to another fuck hold up I have to get my thought all

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_01]: All right, and welcome to another week of would you rather yes no fuck you okay

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_01]: This week. I guess I will start out cuz I do have one that's pretty interesting and it's gonna be would you rather be?

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_01]: The apprentice of Qui-Gon Jin or the apprentice of Master Yoda why gone or Yoda?

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm doesn't that put you in the same line though cuz it's Yoda dooku Qui-Gon

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but they both have their different ways of teaching there. That's true. Honestly, I I would take Yoda

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Just I'm I need like if I'm if I'm learning something and somebody's teaching me

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I need like a regimented like hard ass kind of teacher and I feel like Yoda is like that

[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean look at Windu look at look at dooku. They're all very

[00:18:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Prim and proper I feel like they got that they ass beat by Yoda when he was teaching them

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_02]: And I need that if I'm learning Qui-Gon be like hey, yo

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_02]: What if you just use the force right and then I'll be like, yeah, man

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you should teach me and you'd be like no you just gotta feel it wait

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I couldn't I couldn't do that sure no

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Windu was trained under Trasaw Yoda Yoda is the one who like when when Mace was a learner

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_00]: But like he was actually Padawan to Trasaw

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but like the Windu sucks off Yoda all the time right like well

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_00]: I mean if you're someone's right hand at number two you would right look all I'm saying is I feel like Yoda would would be better

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Teacher for me personally. Okay. Okay, that's fair. I'm picking Qui-Gon. I want space hippie all the way

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_00]: I know that like in between training sessions

[00:19:32] [SPEAKER_00]: He was smoking that good they go be in Kush and I want I want master Qui-Gon Kush that OG Kush

[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm definitely I'm definitely taking Qui-Gon

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Because you want to do that's not the only well, that's that's a big reason

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_00]: I'll say that but again like I'm assuming I know what I know about both of them and I'm still taking

[00:19:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Qui-Gon because of that whole like connection to the living force like I I definitely

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_00]: appreciate the people who live in the moment as opposed to the people who are overthinking the future and

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Yoda is definitely someone who overthinks the future in my opinion

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Especially becoming clouded with like

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Palpatine's rise to power and him being so close to the vicinity of the Jedi on Coruscant

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like Qui-Gon's because because Qui-Gon definitely had and I mentioned this like in one of the others other episodes

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_00]: It's like he's definitely like the more liberal of the Jedi Masters

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_00]: He's not as conservative as like most of the council is and I feel like that aligns more with like how I act

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Like the same way when she said like he's talking about who would teach him best

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I'm going to learn more from the the hippie guy as opposed to the straight laced

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_00]: 800 year old Green Goblin, so I'm taking Qui-Gon

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, probably have to agree with you on Qui-Gon just because like he's more of like a free thinker

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_01]: So he's not really like a straight arrow like Yoda was pretty much following everything by what the Jedi did

[00:20:57] [SPEAKER_01]: He questioned a lot of things that the Jedi did and I feel like that would help

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Pretty much teach you in the long run to question what you're doing instead of just blindly following what someone else says

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_02]: And you never said anything about me having to stay on the light side. All right, what does that have to do with anything?

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I mean being a padawan

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I let let Yoda teach me and then let me figure out that Yoda's full of shit and then go do my own thing

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_02]: That's totally in my my MO

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I'd learn I'd learn I'd be good at good at the shit that Yoda was teaching me and then I'd be like fuck

[00:21:27] [SPEAKER_02]: You Yoda you lied to my ass look at all this other crap. I'm out of here

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like once you naturally come to that conclusion as a student of

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Qui-Gon because I mean even Obi-Wan kind of comes to that realization in the Dune Sea after order 66

[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_00]: It took Obi-Wan till he was almost dead to figure that out. Okay, and

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Look look I want to be in black leather with a red lightsaber when I'm a young strapping individual

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Why can't you be an old strapping individual? I don't think I'm gonna age well

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_02]: It's the milk jeans

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, you might age well inside of the Mandalorian armor

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_00]: You don't have to be exposed to sunlight all the time your skin is probably gonna still be perky

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_01]: And look at Bo-Katan. She's like 50

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_00]: I keep telling you guys like people in the Star Wars universe average live to like, you know in their upper

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, not their upper hundreds but like 110 120 is like the average lifespan

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_00]: So she she looks she definitely doesn't look middle-aged. But yeah, she does age pretty well

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_00]: You know who didn't age well Obi-Wan because he lived in the fucking desert

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Who songs I'll do something to you. I must stay in my environmentally controlled Mandalorian armor

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you very much nice and cool recycle my piss forget all that shit. All right, it's time for your would you rather?

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Why would you rather all right mine is disgusting as always so I want to finish it

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, would you rather be in Chimere's position

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Walk in naked ass into the water with little little Plagueis sitting in a cave with his creepy little hands watching you get naked

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_02]: In the water or be one of the Jedi that had to fight Chimere

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so you dead yeah gladly

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_00]: No, there's something about voyeurism. That's just kind of hot. So I'll be Chimere

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_00]: I'll fucking walk in with my dick out in the water and have a fucking

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Munalist watch me from afar in the shadows kind of hot. I might even jack off a little bit touch myself

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I can I don't want them slimy as long as fingers

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_00]: You know what you if you're if you're picking the Jedi route on this one

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_00]: You're definitely one of the Jedi that gets skewered you get kebabed the Bob didn't then decapitated. Yeah, I'm also picking for you

[00:23:33] isn't

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Ain't finna get kebabed not in this best guard, baby except for honestly except for what was her name?

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Jackie Jackie except for Jackie

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Like they all went out like bitches. I'm not gonna lie. Like even your when I like it

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_00]: He got his she got his shit snaked. Yeah, you're kind of just

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Like he he had the heart there but nothing else and even Jackie went out kind of rough

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_00]: She got fucking stabbed three times in the chest. It reminded me of the fucking

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_00]: What's that llamas with hats? He's like Carl? Why is there a dead human?

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_00]: He's like well, I I walked up to him. Mm-hmm, and I I stabbed him 37 times in the chest

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Carl

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Jackie got stabbed in the chest. What's your would you rather you just

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, who is your

[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Would you rather finger job of the hut or get it always

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay

[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Listen every time would you rather finger job of the hut or get sloppy toppy from Maximilian Rebo

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_02]: We already know what I'm answering to this

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Anywhere near fucking hut like

[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_02]: You see how many fucking little little whole things he's got one of them he could give me sloppy

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_02]: That's sloppy ain't it

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Dude, I can give me that hot tour. All right

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Not the hawks

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_01]: How many times you bring up a hut? I don't think any of us are ever gonna go with that side. Look

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_00]: You don't know what that liquid from his

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Orifices is gonna do to your peepee. What if you get like a fucking yeast infection and that's curable

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Better than fucking fingering job of the hut

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll finger job of the hut. I'd rather physical trauma than mental trauma

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_00]: No, I'll finger job of the hut because I know his slime is not gonna fuck up my fingers

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_00]: If I think about it if you

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Listen listen if you give job of the hut a fingered orgasm you getting a reward

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_00]: That's all I'm saying. He got money

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_00]: Maximilian Rebo is a broke bitch who ends up stuck on

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_00]: fucking

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_00]: He ends up stuck on Tatooine

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Giving his musical services for just food for the rest of his life

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Like all he wants is fucking food and Java got money. I'm a finger the hut

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Like I am so I'm no no, I'm I got money on my mind at all times

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm finna give this hut a finger blasted orgasm and I'm gonna get that check

[00:26:17] [SPEAKER_01]: There's no even guarantee that he's gonna pay you. He has plenty of fucking tweed like fucking slaves

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_01]: What if he's just like, oh yeah, you're a slave now, what are you gonna do? I'm taking care of I'll take the slavery

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_01]: She's breathing taking care of he's thrown so many

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Let me tell you something. I'm going finger blast the hut so good

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_00]: He ain't even gonna be able to slither nowhere. Even if he uses a hover sled

[00:26:40] [SPEAKER_00]: He gonna be fucking shaken from his I don't know his stomach pouch down and he gonna love me

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_00]: That bitch is gonna love me. Oh, you know what? I'm and I'm down to do this too

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_00]: So we actually have another would you rather from one of our viewers read he says would you rather have a mistress?

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Ahsoka or mistress Bastilla from Kotor Bastilla no contest. It's Bastilla

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_00]: But still easy I'm going for Ahsoka because I want to pull on them fucking them

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Leku hit it from the back pull it forward. Mmm. I mean not man. It's Bastilla. I'm taking Ahsoka

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_00]: I just I want something to pull I want something that's human

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Cuz like cuz like I don't know, you know, you know, you know what a human pussy feel like you don't know

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_00]: What a fucking to gruden pussy feel like what if it's better? What if it's hotter? What if we got what if it's got teeth?

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Vagina with teeth fucking I

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm taking Ahsoka Ahsoka hands down. Y'all are just scared. Just say you're scared

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if I want job of the huts booty hole. I'm not gonna lie

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_02]: He does don't let him lie to you

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, cuz I love I love going down on anything

[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_00]: But like if I've been so upfront about how sexual I would be with job of the hut

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Why would I pick this moment to lie cuz you say I'm not I'm the least scared of you bitches

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna put my dick in a toothy to grodin vagina

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Like are you?

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_02]: You guys are toxic dude

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Always come like come out to this because I'm a fucking freak

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Always has to end with a hut. It always has to end with a hut

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I think that's that's everything right? Yeah

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Jesus can't save you this time. All right. Thank you guys for being here for our bonus episode

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