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Alright, hey everyone and welcome to our season 2 finale bonus episode.
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Actually, you can call it a mega bonus episode if you wanted to.
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Sounds like a cool title.
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Mega bonus.
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So what we did for season 1 too, did we also name it mega bonus?
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Or super bonus?
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It was super bonus, right?
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I do not remember.
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I wasn't there.
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I wasn't there.
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Okay, that's a valid excuse.
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Yeah, it was a super bonus.
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Alright, this time it's a mega bonus.
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But we actually have quite a few questions today and then we're each going to be playing
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our respective games.
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And so we're going to get started with that.
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Yeah, we actually got a couple questions for this one.
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So I'm kind of excited.
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Alright, so the first one is a three-parter.
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And the question is, favorite Disney Star Wars content and least favorite Disney Star
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Wars content and how would you change the least favorite to make it better?
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That's rude.
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How's that rude?
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I don't want to do that.
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Too bad.
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God damn it.
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Alright, I'll go first since, since, I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Is there a problem with this?
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I feel like it's not rude or anything.
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I feel like we, I feel like we used up all of our shit talking allocation, you know,
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giving exotic shit earlier.
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Nah, nah, we, I can always shit talk.
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I can always go.
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So anyways, favorite Disney Star Wars content, Rogue One, hands down Rogue One.
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Like I, I'm not even, it's no contest in all honesty for that one.
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Most favorite Disney Star Wars content, I'm going to have to go with episode nine.
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It's pretty easy.
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Like both of these are pretty easy.
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And how would I make episode nine better?
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I would get rid of it.
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It just wouldn't exist.
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Boom, better.
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They're pretty fucking easy.
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I mean, in all reality, I think the, the best part to make it better, like the easiest way
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to make episode nine better is to take out the fucking knife.
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The stupid fucking knife.
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It's a, there's a dumb fucking knife.
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It's a Sith knife.
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Take, fuck the knife.
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It's so stupid.
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Why does C-3PO learning an ancient Sith language have to possibly erase his memory?
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It doesn't make any sense.
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Just, just fucking get rid of that shit.
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Stupid.
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Get rid of the knife.
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Easy question.
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I forgot that was a plot line.
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See, it's so bad.
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You want to forget it.
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That was awful.
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If you hold it at this specific angle, you can see that it matches the fallen death star.
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It's just crazy.
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Yeah.
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My favorite is also Rogue One.
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It's just really well done.
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And I really like the rebel fleet fighting the Imperial forces.
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I like that scene a lot.
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I think they did a really good job with the space combat there and least favorite.
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I mean, the movies sucked, but it's still probably going to be Bookabobafest.
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It's just so- Bookabobafest is your least favorite for you?
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It's just so- You think it's, you think it's more irredeemable
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than episode nine?
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I just didn't want to, you know, I didn't want to follow the same thing that you said.
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Well, if it's your least favorite, it's your least favorite.
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We can have- You've stolen my ideas before, bitch.
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It's okay to agree with me.
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I know you want to be associated with me as seldom as possible, but it's okay.
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Yeah, the movies sucked, man.
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What would I change?
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You know what?
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Just make Finn a Jedi.
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Just make him a Jedi and then let that drive your story.
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They can both be Jedi.
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Who cares?
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Bro, don't say that.
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No, don't say that.
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Bro, when the Star Wars community found out that Finn might be Force sensitive, they were
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all so mad that there was a black Star Wars Force sensitive character.
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Don't say that shit.
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It already- As if Mace Windu isn't like the most badass
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character.
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Exactly.
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Well, okay.
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Mace is badass because Samuel L. Jackson is badass.
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Like just inherently.
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You can't think Samuel L. Jackson and not think badass.
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Or at least motherfucker.
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What about Lando?
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I mean, I know he's not Force sensitive, but like, come on.
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I don't know.
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I feel like Finn should have been at least trained or something.
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By the end, give him something to do.
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Don't just give him really bad plot lines and sideline him.
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I think they do actually.
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It was like one of the Star Wars Lego things for Christmas.
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He's like training to be a Jedi.
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I'm pretty sure.
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I guess we'll see in all those movies that they're supposedly making.
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Alright, Exotic, you're up.
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Favorite?
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Probably going to be Acolyte.
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I love the Acolyte.
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It was just amazing in my opinion and I don't care what our shitty community has to say
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about it.
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But least favorite?
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Whichever one of the sequel fucking movies had Leia fucking going through space-
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Last Jedi, baby!
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That shit sucked.
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That was so dumb.
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No matter how much Force you got, you die in space.
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You can't fucking just float.
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Like, that's not how that works.
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Fuck that.
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To make it better, if I can, I don't know, take that scene out, that shit pissed me off.
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Okay, wait, wait, you want to know something funny?
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So Bonk Bonk, rest in peace.
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He's not dead or nothing, he's just not on the podcast anymore.
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He actually has a viral gif of how episode 8 should have ended and I just want you to
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see this real quick because this is his one Star Wars claim to fame.
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Please watch that.
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Made by our very own Bonk Bonk, by the way.
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Weird.
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Anyways, I thought it was funny that you mentioned that.
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That shit just pissed me off.
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Which would piss you off more, what actually happened or the gif?
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What actually happened.
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Okay.
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Yeah, as if explosive decompression isn't a thing.
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I was like, okay, I understand that she is the daughter of Anakin Skywalker, but there's
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only so much I'm willing to believe here.
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It's like, yeah, we're fucking space wizards, but let's be real.
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Come on.
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You're back in space, you ain't living that.
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But I will say, I do think that if anyone like Rian Johnson had probably the best vision
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out of any of the Star Wars directors for Disney, I think it would have been better
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if he had worked with JJ and they had just done the whole thing together.
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But I do like his vision better overall than JJ because JJ just kind of copy pasted a bunch
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of shit.
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Like in the first one, he just copy pasted episode 4 and then the last one, he just copy
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pasted shitty like from legends.
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Like that's all he did.
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He went on Google and he was like, what are the craziest plot lines from Star Wars Legends?
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And I'm like, answer number one was like, oh, Palpatine came back twice.
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Red stormtroopers.
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Hmm.
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He was 100% thinking of Red Stormtroopers.
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So you're like, yeah, this would be a banger Fortnite skin.
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Oh, you caught me off guard there.
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Oh, wait, which thing?
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The thing about the fucking Red Stormtroopers.
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All right.
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So the next question that we have here is what's considered actually canon and what
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is the best canon piece of content?
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Okay.
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Well, again, the best piece of canon content is Rogue One.
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It for like what's actually considered canon, all the movies, all the TV shows except for
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the OG and the OG Clone Wars micro series.
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I mean, the Lego stuff is technically not like it could be canon in the multiverse of
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Star Wars.
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Like we don't know.
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But I mean, it kind of was in the Lego thing.
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But yeah, so the live action shows, the Clone Wars animated series, the young Jedi animated
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series, Rebels animated series, any of the books that have come out after Disney bought
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Lucasfilm and I think that's it.
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Anything that's come out after Disney bought it is canon.
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And then the things before it's the movies and the Star Wars Clone Wars animated series.
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The micro series is also canon.
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Is it?
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Yeah, it is.
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It's included.
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Anything included on their on Disney Plus is canon.
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It's on Disney Plus?
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Yeah, it is on Disney Plus.
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I didn't realize that was canon as well.
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Anything on anything on Disney Plus is canon.
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Legos are canon.
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Oh, well, okay.
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Outside of the Lego.
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The pause.
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Actually, I don't know about the Lego post episode nine stuff.
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That I'm not sure about.
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Because like I said, they had that one episode where Finn was training to be a Jedi.
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So I really don't.
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I can't say anything about that.
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But yeah, no outside of the Lego stuff, anything on Disney Plus is considered canon.
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The tail stuff is canon.
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But the what if stuff is probably not canon.
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And then, oh, actually, there's another thing.
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Visions is also not canon because Visions is a technology.
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Yeah, this is the what if.
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Yeah, yeah, that is specifically an anthological form of Star Wars.
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Oh, yeah, I guess the second part of the question goes with the last question, though.
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What's your best piece of canon content?
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And that was, well, I guess it's slightly different because what my favorite and the
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best may not necessarily align.
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I mean, that's how mine would be.
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My favorite is the acolyte.
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The best is the animated Clone Wars.
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And I think my favorite is Rogue One.
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But I think the best is Empire.
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Because I mean, that is a canon piece of content.
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Yeah, I think Empire is the best.
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I still like Rogue One over.
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What?
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You still like Rogue One over what?
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Oh, over Empire?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I think if you're if you're rating like the trilogy's Empire is the best.
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But I think that like if you include all the movies, Rogue One is just in a league of its
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own.
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It's modern.
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It's good.
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Like it's everything you want from Star Wars.
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It's war.
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There's space war.
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You know, in the Star Wars.
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Yeah.
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And it's badass war at that too.
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But I still think I still think the the best the I would still say like my favorite is
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Rogue One and the best is still Empire.
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I don't know.
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It's something about Empire being the what I consider the greatest sequel in all of movie
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history period, like not just Star Wars.
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So I think that's why I rate Empire so highly like as the best piece, because it's just
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I mean, it's the sequel to Star Wars.
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What a fucking iconic thing to be.
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Right.
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Oh, man.
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I think Toy Story was pretty good.
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I was just thinking of, you know, you were like, it's the best sequel like ever.
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And I was, you know, I don't know.
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Toy Story was pretty good.
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You think Toy Story 2 holds a candle to Empire?
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Just an example.
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You know what?
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Nah, I'm considering that when she can.
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And right there, he thinks that Toy Story 2 is a better sequel than Empire.
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What about you?
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Oh, and you told us exotic.
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Nevermind.
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Yours is Clone Wars.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I've watched Clone Wars at least seven times.
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Damn, that's crazy.
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All right.
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So you kind of hinted on this one when you answered the first question, exotic.
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But this is another one.
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It is what is the Star Wars fandom like?
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Are they crazy or toxic, etc.?
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The answer is yes.
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All of our fandom.
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Fuck them.
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Getting acolyte canceled.
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They are all pieces of shit.
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Yeah.
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You want to something that's kind of like that kind of sucks.
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It's always been like this.
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Like I found out recently I was looking through like the Star Wars subreddit, even when fucking
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Return of the Jedi came out, like there was decisiveness among the fan, like the fandom
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about how fucking return ended.
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And I'm just like, damn, it's literally always been fucking toxic like this.
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It's always been toxic neck bros.
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Like it's just I fucking hate our community.
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Don't even get me fucking started on fucking SWT, man.
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Fuck that guy.
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They all suck.
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Every single one of them.
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I know he's quiet right now because he's holding in all of his rage.
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That is quite accurate.
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Can we get a little a little taste or is it the kind of thing where if you like, if you
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turn on the faucet, it won't stop.
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It's like a, you know, a faucet situation.
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All right.
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So we're just we'll take your non answer as the answer.
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The fandom does suck because I love the prequels, especially like since they came out, you know,
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during, you know, our formative years.
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Right.
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So like special place in my heart.
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When I saw the hate that fucking Hayden Christensen was getting for his role and like how his
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Vader was cringy, blah, blah, blah.
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I was upset.
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I knew people were shit then.
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But like getting the fucking acolyte canceled, like no renewal for a second season yet.
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Like that's that's a borderline.
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It is unforgivable.
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Honestly, it's tragic.
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I love Star Wars.
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I do not like being considered part of the fandom.
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Like if I if there were to be a statement where the fandom was a collective and they
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said, Nikkata, you are forever excommunicated from this fandom.
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I would not be phased.
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Like I do not want to be associated with them.
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That's my piece on the matter.
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So we can move on to the next question.
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Shit.
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I started feeling the faucet not being able to close.
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I got to stop.
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I got to stop.
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All right.
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So the next question is what is the best Star Wars game?
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Battlefront II.
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Clone Commandos.
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And that's probably gonna be like the best game or like my favorite game.
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It's had the best, not favorite.
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Yeah, it would be Clone Commandos.
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That was pretty fucking good.
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I mean, Republic Commandos was a good game.
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But like when you talk to people about Star Wars video games that they've played, the
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majority of people will tell you they've played Battlefront.
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Yeah, I mean, that's like the biggest game.
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Yeah.
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Well, I mean, they're asking what the best one is.
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The sales and everything wise, I can almost guarantee that Battlefront was the best game.
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Everyone loved Battlefront.
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And we all shouldn't have a different answer than Nikita.
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Because I don't know because the force unleashed.
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Yeah, no, the force unleashed.
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I'm not going to pick.
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I think it's the best fucking run around force lightning.
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Unlike any other game, fucking you can pick shit up, just throw it into other shit and
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then make shit explode.
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Like I can fucking I can fuck up the little mouse droids.
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I can fuck up terrain.
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I can run around and be badass.
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It's even one of those games where you can fucking cheat codes and being vulnerable.
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It is idiot proof.
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It is the best Star Wars game.
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You can fucking crash a Star Destroyer with the force.
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The best Star Wars game.
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Like a Star Wars, the complete song is also pretty high up there.
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Like a Star Wars always is pretty solid.
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I think all the Star Wars games are pretty solid.
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Not for real, like in their own right.
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Episode three video game was I mean, OK, like a video game.
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How about how about if I say it like this?
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I think in their own times, each one is pretty good.
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No, we know a lot.
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There's a lot of bad Star Wars games.
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Really?
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Yeah, I've enjoyed every every Star Wars game I've played.
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I've always enjoyed at least some aspect of it.
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I didn't really like Squadron.
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I like Squadron because I got flight sticks now.
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Yeah, I really can't think of anyone that I just didn't like.
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But I'm also one I like.
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I'm very much like a Star Wars like generalist.
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Like I really don't like saying things that I dislike about Star Wars.
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Like, yeah, they do exist, but they're pretty seldom and can be pretty generalized.
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I go heavy in on lore.
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So anything that gives me information, I just like.
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So God, these are so weird.
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OK, the next one is, do you think that either Kylo Ren or Rey are good characters for Star
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Wars lore?
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What would be a better way to portray these characters?
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OK, so I like the fact that they're dyads.
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I do think they're good for the lore.
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The fact that Kylo Ren is of the Skywalker line and Rey is from, you know, the line of
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Palpatine and they are dyads, especially like with the relationship that Palpatine had with
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the Skywalkers.
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So like I like that part.
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Like the better way to portray them is, I feel like, to give explanation on how the
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like passing the lightsaber thing works.
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Like I want them to say like it's the world between worlds.
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I want I want more information about that.
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The way they did it was cool and it just needed the just the littlest bit of exposition to
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explain it as their connection is developing.
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So that we know what it is.
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And I think that that would make make them better.
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I know it's asking like, what would be a better way to portray them?
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But like, I think doing them the way they did is kind of fine.
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I think that how they did it, like I can't really say how I want to do it better without
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just straight up taking from legend.
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So I'm going to withhold on that part.
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But I think the characters themselves are better if you give their connection some more
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explanation.
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I'll just say it like that.
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I agree with you on like the first part.
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I mean, the second part.
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I mean, I feel like Kylo Ren could not have been just like anger issues as a character.
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Like, I feel like if he was just written better, I just don't feel like Kylo Ren was written
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very well.
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I mean, he was angry because his fucking uncle tried to murk him because he was scared.
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I feel like that makes sense.
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Bro, the Jedi Grandmaster tried to fucking murk you in your sleep.
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That would drive me to the dark side to fuck you, bitch.
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He could be on the dark side, but he ain't got to be like, like, why can't he be like
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a cool dark side person?
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Like why you got to be fucking like angsty teen trying to get out his anger?
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I mean, it might be because he's an angsty teen trying to get out his anger.
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But he's not a teenager.
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Basically is.
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How old is he?
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I think he's in like his 20s.
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29.
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And he's almost fucking 30 and he's throwing temper tantrums.
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Like come on.
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I mean, you have somebody in call who's basically the same.
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Exactly.
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Get your shit together.
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Oh, they're talking about me, you bitches.
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What the fuck?
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I was like, I was like, damn, why is Brick 3PO catching this stray?
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And then I was like, wait a minute.
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Hey, fuck you guys.
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I have to be polite, proper man all day at work being an IT with a smile on their face.
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Hell yeah.
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I would be a little raunchy on my podcast.
00:18:49
Just how Kylo Ren was portrayed was just like pissed me off.
00:18:53
So I don't know.
00:18:54
I feel like they could have made him a little bit, you know, more mature, especially if
00:18:59
he's fucking 29.
00:19:00
All the darksiders we've seen before that been like fucking plotting for the downfall
00:19:05
of entire people.
00:19:06
This guy's like, where's this bitch?
00:19:08
I want her lightsaber fucking for my grandfather.
00:19:11
Shut up.
00:19:12
I literally cannot think of one dark side user that we know of that has not thrown a
00:19:19
temper tantrum.
00:19:20
Not one, not one.
00:19:21
Appetine throws tantrums all the time.
00:19:25
Are you joking?
00:19:26
Lord Vader caught so many strays.
00:19:29
Anytime, anytime Vader did like the smallest, he could have succeeded the mission and not
00:19:33
done it the way Palpatine like didn't want it.
00:19:36
And he would fucking torture him, destroying a fucking tantrum because you will listen
00:19:40
to me and I say Lord Vader and just fucked him up for no, no, everyone.
00:19:47
That's a temper tantrum.
00:19:48
That's a temper tantrum.
00:19:49
No, like if you said ma, ma, I would understand.
00:19:53
Like dude had a heart on for fucking Kenobi, but does do you throw a temper tantrum?
00:19:58
No, you could so fucking elegant motherfucker.
00:20:00
OK, you might be right about Dooku, but I don't even think that Dooku was this.
00:20:04
OK, I guess he was Lord Tyrannosaurus was more of a dark Jedi.
00:20:08
Yeah.
00:20:09
Yeah.
00:20:10
OK, OK.
00:20:11
Dooku.
00:20:12
Yeah, I know.
00:20:13
But Dooku.
00:20:14
OK, Dooku is the exception.
00:20:15
Palpatine fucking.
00:20:16
I mean, OK, even if you say that like that situation is not him throwing a temper tantrum,
00:20:19
he killed his dad definitely in a temper tantrum because he was tired of the fucking
00:20:22
abuse.
00:20:23
OK, how old was he when he threw that temper tantrum?
00:20:25
I think he was a teenager when he killed his dad.
00:20:28
He's definitely not almost 30 fucking getting mad because somebody escaped.
00:20:32
So he's fucking cutting up an entire room or sitting in a fucking AT-AT being like,
00:20:36
shoot him already.
00:20:38
Like as telling fucking.
00:20:40
Oh yeah, so when he was 17, he murdered his entire family.
00:20:44
He not even an adult.
00:20:45
He threw a tantrum when he found out that fucking Vader had gotten fucked up on Mustafar,
00:20:50
tried to get out there as fast as he could, freaked out.
00:20:53
My new Lambo just got into a wreck.
00:20:55
Oh no.
00:20:56
Palpatine is a hard case to fight for.
00:20:57
And Dooku is an exception.
00:20:58
But literally every other Sith, they all they all throw temper tantrums.
00:21:01
I feel like that's a very Sith thing to do.
00:21:04
Succumb to your emotions.
00:21:05
That makes sense.
00:21:06
They didn't do it in the way that Kylo would have done it.
00:21:08
Kylo did it as like a fucking angsty teenager.
00:21:12
Bro, his uncle tried to kill him and his parents didn't help him.
00:21:15
And it was after his parents shoved him off onto his uncle.
00:21:18
Like fucking if you did that to me, my teenage years and I fucking got away and then was
00:21:25
trained on the dark side.
00:21:26
I don't know.
00:21:27
That makes sense to me, man.
00:21:28
I understand what you're saying, though, but I still think Kylo is kind of justified, even
00:21:32
at the age of 30.
00:21:33
Because if you don't work that shit out, I mean, it's not like he was going to fucking
00:21:36
force therapy.
00:21:37
Shit's unresolved.
00:21:38
Well, that's his fault because he decided to go to the dark side.
00:21:42
All right.
00:21:43
Anyways, when she what's your take?
00:21:44
I do feel like he could have been more actually evil and less just, you know, teenage Anakin
00:21:51
kind of emotional state.
00:21:53
But I didn't think Ray was like that bad as a character.
00:21:57
Like some of the things, the plot lines that they made around her were really shitty.
00:22:02
But like as a character, I think she did good.
00:22:05
I do wish at the end, though, that they had made her new lightsaber a fucking staff instead
00:22:10
of just a regular ass lightsaber because she's been using a frickin stick the whole time.
00:22:16
Also her changing her name to Skywalker.
00:22:19
That's just dumb.
00:22:20
Yeah, that made no sense.
00:22:21
Like what was even like the connection there?
00:22:24
You met Luke for like a week before he killed himself and like kill himself.
00:22:28
He got a little too tired.
00:22:29
He killed himself and like you knew Han for a few days, killed also by his son.
00:22:37
Oh, and I guess you knew Leia for a little bit longer, but also killed herself.
00:22:43
So Jesus.
00:22:47
Like where was the I mean, is that you know, the sky?
00:22:50
It's in the Skywalker family now.
00:22:52
She's just going to go in.
00:22:53
That's why she took the name.
00:22:55
It didn't.
00:22:56
It really didn't make any sense to me.
00:22:57
There was a there was a tweet that I saw from the unscripted account one day and it was
00:23:04
something along the lines of do you consider like Rey part of the Skywalker saga?
00:23:11
And I was like, I guess that depends on how you well, it depends on what you mean by Skywalker,
00:23:15
right?
00:23:16
Because like if you mean like directly in the bloodline of Anakin Skywalker, no.
00:23:22
But if you like take it as like in the in a force way, like I mean, she takes up the
00:23:28
Skywalker name and they they cosign it.
00:23:30
So like and she starts the Jedi Order.
00:23:33
So in that sense, yes, she is, you know, part of the Skywalker saga.
00:23:37
But as far as bloodline goes, no.
00:23:39
So it's like it's a weird thing.
00:23:41
I don't know why Disney went with that.
00:23:44
Either way, it's what we got.
00:23:45
So we got to deal with it.
00:23:46
We can bitch about it all we want.
00:23:47
It's not going to make a difference, right?
00:23:49
Or maybe I'm wrong because clearly enough people bitched about the acolytes or it didn't
00:23:52
get canceled or it did get canceled.
00:23:54
Zero reason.
00:23:55
Zero reason.
00:23:56
OK, I like this one.
00:23:57
Hold on.
00:23:58
Here we go.
00:23:59
OK, so the next question is what is the weirdest?
00:24:03
Star Wars content or lore that you know of?
00:24:07
Weirdest.
00:24:08
I don't know.
00:24:09
Whatever your definition of weird is.
00:24:10
Yeah, I got mine.
00:24:11
You want to hear it?
00:24:13
No, not really.
00:24:14
Can you guess what it's about?
00:24:15
Is it about Hutt?
00:24:16
Hutt hookah juice?
00:24:17
Well, it's about Hutt's.
00:24:20
So technically like the Hutt's are the most LGBT friendly race in all of Star Wars.
00:24:28
They are asexual gender fluids and most of them are polyamorous.
00:24:34
I see you guys are speechless.
00:24:35
I already knew that.
00:24:37
Yeah, but I mean, I feel like that's like the weirdest piece of lore that I could think
00:24:41
of.
00:24:42
I'm trying to think of what weird shit I know.
00:24:44
Yeah, I have no idea.
00:24:46
I just think it's funny that like fucking space crime lords are the most LGBT friendly in
00:24:52
the Star Wars universe.
00:24:54
I feel like that's that's a pretty weird fact.
00:24:56
Pretty weird piece of lore there.
00:24:57
The Yoda originally had a first name.
00:25:00
It was Minch.
00:25:01
It's also supposed to be a monkey.
00:25:03
Minch the monkey.
00:25:07
My spleen.
00:25:15
Not miss the monkey.
00:25:16
Wait, Mitch or Mitch?
00:25:19
Minch.
00:25:20
M-I-N-C-H.
00:25:21
It's so much worse.
00:25:24
I can't really think of any like weird lore.
00:25:26
All right, well, I guess you don't have an answer for that one, buddy.
00:25:28
I mean, the weirdest thing like is always going to be that fucking Luke fucked a space
00:25:33
station.
00:25:34
Oh, you know what?
00:25:35
You're right.
00:25:36
I forgot about that one.
00:25:37
Luke did fuck a AI in a space station.
00:25:41
That is correct.
00:25:42
Okay, so this last one is a three parter and we've kind of answered some of it too.
00:25:46
But you know, different people has different things.
00:25:48
So kind of don't want to just ignore half the question.
00:25:51
It's one question, three parts, and it's a favorite single book within Star Wars, favorite
00:25:57
single episode from any Star Wars series and favorite single movie from Star Wars content.
00:26:04
Okay, again, favorite movie, Rogue One.
00:26:08
Favorite single book.
00:26:09
It's probably True Colors, which is the one right before Order 66 in the Republic Commando
00:26:16
series.
00:26:17
Episode.
00:26:18
There's probably an it's in season three, but there's like probably one of the last
00:26:23
episodes of Mandalorian.
00:26:24
I think it was the last one is probably one of my favorite in any Star Wars.
00:26:27
Let's see.
00:26:28
My favorite book is Red Harvest.
00:26:32
It is the one about the Sith zombies.
00:26:35
Love that.
00:26:36
Favorite single episode.
00:26:39
It's a cross between the Mandalorian episode from the Clone Wars or the Luke episode from
00:26:50
Mando season one.
00:26:51
It was season one, right?
00:26:52
Where he fucks up the dark troopers.
00:26:53
Yeah.
00:26:54
Yeah.
00:26:55
Yeah.
00:26:56
So it's, it's, it's between those two for my, my single episode.
00:26:59
I think the Mandalorian probably takes it.
00:27:01
Honestly, I love seeing a soca fucking sky dive and fucking the last they fucking last
00:27:07
bastion Mandalore.
00:27:09
It's this season to finally not my bad.
00:27:13
Yeah.
00:27:14
Yes.
00:27:15
So that one I'll probably say, okay, my favorite one.
00:27:16
Yeah.
00:27:17
Definitely the Mandalorian episode from the Clone Wars.
00:27:18
Fucking last bastion Mandalore.
00:27:20
Fucking love it.
00:27:21
And then favorite single movie.
00:27:22
Yeah.
00:27:23
Yeah.
00:27:24
Rogue one.
00:27:25
What about you?
00:27:26
Exotic favorite book.
00:27:27
I haven't read too many of the Star Wars books just because I didn't really get into it.
00:27:30
One of the ones I do remember is Death Trooper.
00:27:33
That one was pretty good.
00:27:35
Favorite single episode.
00:27:37
The wrong Jedi.
00:27:38
That's from the Clone Wars.
00:27:39
That's probably one of my favorite episodes where a soca was accused of fucking blowing
00:27:45
it up, but it was embarrassed.
00:27:46
And you see Anakin just fucking choke slam that fucking bitch.
00:27:49
That was funny.
00:27:50
So favorite single movie episode three allowed.
00:27:54
That's allowed.
00:27:55
I mean, episode three won't really be topped by, by much in my book.
00:28:00
We're all episode three.
00:28:01
Enjoyers here.
00:28:02
Factual.
00:28:03
Like for real.
00:28:04
Like episode three, the only thing that come close to it is acolyte as far as lightsaber
00:28:08
choreo.
00:28:09
Yeah.
00:28:10
Because they hired the same guy.
00:28:11
They should hire that guy for all of their live action fucking fight choreography.
00:28:16
We will be fine.
00:28:17
Seriously.
00:28:18
Unless, unless the fucking fandom just wants to blow it all out of proportion for no reason.
00:28:22
All right.
00:28:23
So now we are going to move on to our segment where we play everybody's games.
00:28:29
We got 20 questions from me.
00:28:31
Walk, Mary, kill from Nikita and exotic has his, would you rather this or that game?
00:28:39
You're exotic.
00:28:40
Do you want to get started?
00:28:41
I can cause I just figured out my thing.
00:28:45
All right.
00:28:46
So would you rather be stuck in a sarlacc pit for a week?
00:28:51
You still live like just like Boba Fett, but you only end up for a week.
00:28:54
All right.
00:28:55
Or have a fist only fist fight with Chris Anton, the black bounty.
00:28:58
Yeah.
00:28:59
The black bounty hunter wookie.
00:29:00
Um, is it to the death fist fight or not to the death to the death?
00:29:05
This fight?
00:29:06
Well, then obviously I'm picking the sarlacc pit.
00:29:08
At least I live that one.
00:29:10
I might come out horribly disfigured, but you said I survived that one.
00:29:14
But you're basically getting tortured that entire week.
00:29:17
This is true.
00:29:18
This is factual information.
00:29:20
You're like getting slowly digested.
00:29:21
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, but, but, but it takes you a thousand years to digest, which
00:29:25
means it's very, very slow.
00:29:27
So not necessarily, not necessarily.
00:29:29
If it takes you a thousand years to be digested, you're not going that fast.
00:29:32
And if you're not being digested that fast, I doubt the pain is the threshold is that
00:29:37
bad.
00:29:38
I don't know.
00:29:39
Does Boba does his fucking Boba Fett talk about it after he comes out?
00:29:41
But he was kind of like in Beskar.
00:29:43
So it didn't really count.
00:29:44
Well in legends, he was not wearing Beskar.
00:29:48
Yeah.
00:29:49
It's Durasteel.
00:29:50
And it gets melted off basically.
00:29:51
Okay.
00:29:52
So let's make him melt that that that's going to hurt.
00:29:55
Yeah.
00:29:56
But he was in there for like a long time.
00:29:57
I'm taking the sarlacc.
00:29:58
I'm not going to win that wookie fight.
00:30:00
He can rip my arms off at any point.
00:30:02
Fuck that.
00:30:03
Nope.
00:30:04
Nope.
00:30:05
He's a like a gladiatorial champion.
00:30:06
No way.
00:30:07
I want to fight him.
00:30:08
No, no, I cannot outsmart the wookie.
00:30:12
I cannot outsmart.
00:30:13
I can't outsmart anything.
00:30:14
I understand that you can't outsmart him.
00:30:18
You couldn't either Exotic.
00:30:19
I hate to break the news to you.
00:30:20
I don't know.
00:30:22
I could not outrun Kursantin.
00:30:23
Oh, he runs pretty slow in the book of Boba Fett.
00:30:26
You can't out anything him.
00:30:27
I just don't feel like wookiees are that fast.
00:30:30
They don't have to be.
00:30:32
They're fucking seven feet tall.
00:30:34
One step is four of yours.
00:30:36
I don't know about that one.
00:30:37
You don't have to.
00:30:39
Like you can measure it.
00:30:40
All right.
00:30:41
How about a month in the sarlacc pit?
00:30:43
You still taking you still taking?
00:30:44
Yes.
00:30:45
I'm taking the sarlacc pick for any duration.
00:30:48
I would take death in the sarlacc pit over death from the wookie.
00:30:52
He's going to rip my arms off.
00:30:54
But it's like a it's like a fast death from Kursantin.
00:30:58
It'd be a slow death in the sarlacc pit.
00:31:00
Yeah, a month I'd probably be dead.
00:31:02
But you you specified in the beginning that we'd still live.
00:31:05
You said but you survive.
00:31:06
Yeah.
00:31:07
Yeah.
00:31:08
I'll take any duration in the sarlacc pit because I will survive.
00:31:10
All right.
00:31:11
So our next game we've got.
00:31:13
We have brick typing.
00:31:15
That's what I was saying.
00:31:17
Brick.
00:31:18
Like after a month I'm dead.
00:31:19
I don't have to know about the logistics.
00:31:20
I was told I survive.
00:31:21
Yeah.
00:31:22
Nikita, you want to do yours?
00:31:23
I can't do this fucking right kill, right?
00:31:24
Mm hmm.
00:31:25
I don't think so.
00:31:26
I need a little bit more time.
00:31:27
Stop coughing.
00:31:28
I can't.
00:31:29
I'll drink some water.
00:31:30
Nikita, help.
00:31:31
We should do yours first.
00:31:32
You're still going to be coughing trying to say questions.
00:31:33
Yeah, but I can say so if I just fucking do it.
00:31:34
All right.
00:31:35
I got my character.
00:31:36
Are they humanoid?
00:31:37
Yes.
00:31:38
They are humanoid.
00:31:39
Are they a Mandalorian?
00:31:40
Yes.
00:31:41
This is like the first time it's actually.
00:31:42
I was about to say I think this is the first time it's actually been a Mandalorian.
00:31:43
Is it canon?
00:31:54
No.
00:31:55
Are they part of the Skyrata family?
00:31:57
Yes.
00:31:58
This is your cup of tea, Nikita.
00:31:59
Are they a no?
00:32:00
No.
00:32:01
Skyrata fam, but not a no.
00:32:02
And they are humanoid.
00:32:03
Is it a Twi'lek?
00:32:04
No.
00:32:05
Are they human?
00:32:06
Yes.
00:32:07
Why did you waste that question?
00:32:08
God damn it.
00:32:09
Well, I don't know why you asked if they were a Twi'lek when you could have just asked are
00:32:10
they humanoid?
00:32:11
Well, they also won.
00:32:14
The Twi'lek thing was more important.
00:32:17
I think what's more important is you to stop coughing.
00:32:19
For real.
00:32:20
Shut up.
00:32:21
I don't know shit about the fucking Skyrata family, so that's all you, buddy.
00:32:24
I'm trying to think of how to use my question.
00:32:26
Like I get it within 20 questions.
00:32:28
I'm just trying to minimize.
00:32:29
Do they exist in Legacy of the Force?
00:32:31
Yeah.
00:32:32
Is it Barden?
00:32:33
No.
00:32:34
Is it Katika?
00:32:35
Maybe.
00:32:36
Oh no.
00:32:37
You guessed my answer real fast.
00:32:42
I got it baby.
00:32:43
10 questions.
00:32:44
I was hoping one of you would ask if they were a Force user first to throw you off a
00:32:50
little bit.
00:32:51
I'm always going to ask Mando first.
00:32:52
I was hoping I'd built up enough, you know, it wasn't actually a Mando that you might
00:32:57
think that it wasn't a Mando.
00:32:59
I'm willing to attempt to call that bluff every time.
00:33:02
I do not care.
00:33:03
I will pay the Mando question tax.
00:33:05
Might as well call it 19 questions because we know what number one is.
00:33:08
So Nikkate, are you ready to do your game?
00:33:11
You know what?
00:33:12
I was until you said something.
00:33:13
I fucking hate you.
00:33:14
Okay.
00:33:15
I think I'm good.
00:33:16
All right.
00:33:17
So for fuck, marry, kill, my three are Padme, Mara Jane, and Leia Organa.
00:33:23
Fuck Mara, marry, Leia.
00:33:25
No, marry Padme, kill Leia.
00:33:27
God damn it.
00:33:28
Exotic.
00:33:29
Natalie Portman's up there.
00:33:30
Yeah, I'm going the same.
00:33:32
Kill Leia.
00:33:33
Fuck Mara.
00:33:34
Padme.
00:33:35
Like Carrie Fisher was okay, but Natalie Portman.
00:33:39
I would marry Mara and fuck Padme.
00:33:41
And yeah, kill Leia.
00:33:42
Fuck Leia.
00:33:43
She bitched too much.
00:33:44
I can't deal with a princess.
00:33:45
I'm sorry.
00:33:46
Pawn goes through some shit.
00:33:47
He's stronger than I am.
00:33:49
I don't know.
00:33:50
He kind of ran away.
00:33:51
I mean, Leia can float through space and still live for some reason.
00:33:54
That's why she needs to die.
00:33:55
Too much power.
00:33:56
Well, thanks for tuning into our bonus episode for our season finale.
00:34:01
Be sure to keep an eye out for whenever season three is coming out.
00:34:06
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00:34:09
to listen to those.
00:34:10
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00:34:14
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00:34:19
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00:34:20
Bye.
00:34:21
See you with you, everyone.