Season 2, Episode 9 Bonus Episode

[00:00:00] Alright so uh... Look, there's a lot that I have to store in this very small meat bag brain, okay? Hey, you've got a big meat. You might not have a big meat bag brain, but you got big meat. I heard. Wait a second. The, okay. No comment.

[00:00:14] For reference, I just want to let you know that him and his wife fucking torture me every time I come over. They do the most fuck- they do the most! That's all I need to say. The fucking sexual innuendos, the comments about Hunter's fucking dick.

[00:00:27] I'm tired of it. It's abuse. Look man, alright. Look, this Nikita guy, okay? This big tree quote-unquote big tree guy. He's always saying some shit so we just gotta have, we just gotta have something that we can throw back in his face, okay?

[00:00:42] Well I say shit because it's random fucking, it's just stupid shit. You guys specifically go to the sexual realm to make me uncomfortable. We just exist. You're in our house like living there for a month like you're probably gonna see something.

[00:00:56] And I could definitely endorse Nikita torture, so... No, no. Keep it up. Keep me alone.

[00:01:49] We answered on our following bonus episodes, so we will get to them. We just won't have them for this episode. But as you guys know at the end of the last season I introduced my segment for the bonus episode which is Fuck Mary Kill.

[00:02:04] We won't be doing that this episode because Winshee will have his own segment and Exotic will also have his own segment that we will debut soon. Today is Winshee, it's time for Winshee's Spotlight. So Winshee go ahead and introduce our new bonus segment.

[00:02:19] Alright so here's the game, okay? It's traditional 20 questions, okay? But it's Star Wars, alright? And I pick a character or whomever picks a character in their head. They don't say it out loud, that's an important bit.

[00:02:32] And then everyone else asks me up to 20 questions to try and guess it. And if they guess it, woohoo! They win. If not, they suck. Yeah, we did a couple of test runs of this. This shit is kinda hard, I'm not going to lie.

[00:02:48] I had Winshee kinda stumped though at one time. My character was Kip Durin and he just had no fucking clue. I guessed it at like 17 questions but I wasn't sure because he gave me hints that actually threw me off and then I just got lost.

[00:03:03] It's not my fault you don't remember the lore of the specific characters, okay? Alright, Winshee, you got your character? No? No! Come on, think of one. Yeah, I got my character. Alright, let's begin then. First question, is it a Legends character? Yes. Are they also in canon? Yes.

[00:03:24] Are they introduced before Order 66? Yes. Do they exist after ABY? Zero ABY? No. Are they a bounty hunter? No. Not a force-wielder, not a bounty hunter, not a politician. Are they a pilot? Not primarily but probably. Probably?

[00:03:48] I mean, I assumed that they would be able to pilot ships. But they're not known for piloting ships. No, they're not known for being a pilot. They're not a politician, they're not really a pilot but we assume they can be a pilot.

[00:04:01] They're not a force-wielder and they're not a bounty hunter. The fuck are they? Are they a soldier? Yes. They're a soldier that exists in canon and Legends. Is it one of Skyrata's clan? No. Is it a clone? No. Fuck, but it's a soldier and they don't exist ABY.

[00:04:19] Is it someone who serves the Grand Army of the Republic? No. What the fuck? But they're a soldier? Were they introduced before the start of the Clone Wars? Yes. Dude, we're not gonna get this one, we got six questions left.

[00:04:31] And they don't serve the Grand Army of the Republic. Are they CIS? No. Fuck, do they serve the Empire at any point? Nope. Okay, alright. How could they serve the Empire? That one's not a real question. You've already asked if they existed. Oh true.

[00:04:46] Well, the Empire existed after Order 66 but before Zero ABY? Sure, sure, sure. So does that count? No, they didn't. Yeah, it counts. Fuck. I'll give you a dumb question but are they a Gungan? Unfortunately no. You're not thinking on that one.

[00:05:02] Did you think that a Gungan, well I guess a Gungan does count as a soldier, yeah? Yeah, they went to war. Episode one, like they were fucking up the battle droids. Do they appear in the movie media? Not the movie media.

[00:05:14] Not the, okay so they appear in the shows then. They're a soldier, they're not a bounty hunter though and they're not a clone but they can't, what the fuck? I'm kind of drawing a blank. Dude, I'm more than...

[00:05:26] You're gonna be very disappointed when you find out who the... What'd you be like? A fan fiction character? Not who would do that. A generic Naboo guard? So it's in the show, it's not a force wielder but a soldier, not a clone. Are they male? Yeah.

[00:05:45] We have two questions and we know that they are humanoid. A male existed before the Clone Wars started. Not just humanoid, you know they're human because you asked human not humanoid. I said humanoid. No he said humanoid. Oh, I heard human so I was answering human.

[00:05:59] Oh yeah, I guess a human. That's like my go-to question because it's... Is this Saw Gerrera? No. Fuck! I think we're fucked here. Alright, last question, can we get a hint? Uhhhhhhh... Okay, any hint I give you just straight gives it away.

[00:06:13] We're on 19, we have one more question. If I give Nikita a single hint about this it gives it away. What if I deafen myself why you give the hint to them? They won't get it at all. Okay. I was gonna fuck.

[00:06:26] Wait hold on, that might help me figure out who it is. Hold on. I tried to help you as much as possible, that's all you know bud. Fuck! I don't know it man, I'm not gonna get it. I'm trying to think. Let me...

[00:06:37] Let me turn around and look at the fucking books behind me. And books ain't gonna help you son. But they exist in legends? Yeah, but those books ain't gonna help you. So it's not a major Star Wars character then for sure. It's just generic Naboo Guard, number two.

[00:06:50] It's a soldier. Fuck, I can't think of his name. Is it fucking... What was his name? Michael? No. Fuck, okay who is it? It's Jester. Jester Mariel. I hate you. I hate you so fucking much. I hate you so fucking much. Oh my god.

[00:07:07] Yeah, you were like skirting, right? You're like, is he a bounty hunter? I'm like, no actually he's like a soldier slash merc. He's not a bounty hunter. You're like, is he a politician? Fuck, what? No, but he is the leader of the Mandalorians. Fuck, I shouldn't...

[00:07:21] You know it even dawned on me to ask like, is it a Mandalorian? Yeah, I know right? I was like wow. I can't believe I got away with this. Cause I feel like, I felt like, nah that was a bait cause like I feel like you would have

[00:07:34] like not picked a Mandalorian just to fuck with me so I was like ah yeah okay he's not gonna go the route that I expected. Fuck you. See, that's why I see it was the double reverse mind game. You said Jester Marie? Mariel. Mariel. Django Fett's adoptive dad.

[00:07:50] And he's in Canon because when Boba Fett gets his armor from Din Djarin and the Mandalorian TV show, Jester Marielle's name is on the chain code showing his lineage so Jester is technically Canon. It was a... What's Wikipedia pages wrong then? It says Jester Marielle.

[00:08:07] You gotta start taking realities. Yeah. Jester Marielle more commonly known as Boba Fett. Wait what? No. That's why I'm saying this thing is wrong. Yeah very wrong. Are you on Wikipedia? Star Wars Universe fandom. Yeah it's Wikipedia. It says Boba Fett 2 is his grandson.

[00:08:23] Boba Fett's name is not Jester Marielle though. Jester yeah no it's not. I'm just reading off the fandom page. I see... Yeah, I see this. Jester Marielle more commonly known as Boba Fett. No. Someone might have misunderstood that scene with the Jester Marielle chain code thing.

[00:08:42] I think that's what that is. Jurnyman male, journeyman protector and warrior who saw Galactic fame as a bounty hunter during the Galactic Civil War in years beyond. No Jester was not a bounty hunter. Jango was. And he was dead during the Galactic Civil War so... Yeah.

[00:08:56] Born on Concord Dawn in 30 BBY. Uh... Weird. No Jester was definitely born on Concord Dawn. He wasn't born on Mandalore. I know but he died in 52 BBY. Did he? Yeah. I feel like that's way too early. No way. Nah. Did he die in 52 BBY? Yeah.

[00:09:14] Then Jango took over the True Mandalorians. He fought the Death Watch for years and then... Because at some point there had to be the 10 year gap after Jango was in slavery and then being the... Yeah, no. Jester was in the flesh of it. Okay yeah that checks out.

[00:09:29] Yeah that checks out. You're right. You know more about that shit than I do. Alright. Are you ready for my character? No but let's do it. Legends? Yes. Grinch. Also canon? Not that we know of. It is possible but probably not. Humanoid. Yes. Post 0 BBY?

[00:09:47] Like are you asking if he's alive then? Yeah. Yes. Oh we got a he out of it too. Nice. Or did you? I mean that's what you said. That is what I said. But that doesn't mean... No. Okay. Legends, not canon but we don't actually know.

[00:10:05] Are they a force wheel there? Yes. Are they a Jedi? Yes. Picks a Jedi. There's so many of them. Are they a master? Yes. Gosh dang. Do they fight in the Vangor? Yes. I'm assuming they are male? Yes. Yeah this is all you.

[00:10:28] Legends is not my strong suit. Names of Jedi is not my strong suit either okay? I know that's why I keep picking fucking Jedi characters. It's so annoying. There's so many of them. Bro I'm the same way for fucking Mandalorians. They're like weeds in a garden. Just everywhere.

[00:10:49] I'd be able to help you one last time. Here's a Jedi master. This guy twirls a spinny light sword. Dude I think there's only... This guy twirls a spinny light sword. There's only like eight or nine masters post fucking like... And you think I know all of them?

[00:11:04] But just by default you could just ask each name of the Jedi masters and get it within 20 questions. In all honesty. Don't do that though because that's lame. I'm about to do that. Fuck.

[00:11:17] If only there was a definitive list of all the Jedi masters post ABY in Legends. If only, if only. Guess you should have paid more attention to the fucking books. What I should have done is not been a little kid when I read them. That's true.

[00:11:30] I remember the stories from reading as a kid more so than I do today. Honestly. Probably from outside factors. Do they have a blue lightsaber? You know honestly they never specifically mention the color of this person's lightsaber. It's kind of an L.

[00:11:53] Yeah so I can't help you on that one. Bro. Did we count it as a question? Nah. Dude I honestly I... Okay uh did they were they alive when Cadas went all bad? Yes. Were they dead after Cadas went all bad? No.

[00:12:12] Okay they're still alive after Cadas went all bad. Is it your favorite power couple? My favorite power? No. Okay. You don't even know who my favorite power couple is. What? You don't even know who my favorite power couple is. What are you talking about? You told me.

[00:12:25] Okay then who's my favorite power couple? I gotta go remember their freaking names now but I know who it is. If you have to remember their names then no you don't. What if your members are faces? He definitely don't remember.

[00:12:35] Well I mean it's possible but he don't know who my favorite power couple is. Well he knows who they are but he doesn't know that they're my favorite. I don't think I ever told you who my favorite power couple is. Who your favorite power couple?

[00:12:44] My favorite power couple is Han and Leia and then Lukimara. Who's your third? I don't really have a third that I can think of. See he's lying because he's literally told me that he had a favorite and it wasn't either of those. Who?

[00:12:56] If I could remember names I would tell you. Yeah dude that's what I'm saying. I don't really know that many power couples. It's gotta be one of those two. Those are like always been my favorite power couples. The two Jedi masters that are married? Oh they're not.

[00:13:09] I never said they were my favorite but you're talking about Cam and Tion Solisar. I love the fuck out of them but they're not my favorite pairings. They're just cool because they basically handle all the younglings. It ain't him though right? No. I'm counting on that one.

[00:13:21] Do they have all those? That's fine. Yeah I never said they were my favorite power couple. They're a dope ass fucking couple though. I do love the shit out of them. I forgot they existed until... When I had to think about it I was like Jedi...

[00:13:32] Oh okay when you said Jedi I was like oh I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah no it's not Cam Solisar. They human? Yes. They're my best here. The only hints I can really give you are... We'll basically tell you who it is.

[00:13:46] Just get different hints then. I don't know names of people. I give up. Even if you don't know the names, if you can like describe who it is I'll know if I know who... I'll know you know who you're talking about. Even if you don't have the name.

[00:13:58] I can't even... So you're giving up with seven questions left? Look man I'm sick my brain don't work right now okay? Your brain don't work when you're not sick. And? Okay I'll give you... Every hint I give you though we'll count as a question how about that? Fine.

[00:14:14] Alright he's Corellian. Okay. He is also a former Imperial. Oh wait I... He's not a master right? No, Zeke is never a master. Hold on I misspoke he's not... He wasn't an Imperial. He was a Colonel in the Defense Forces for the New Republic after the Empire sorry.

[00:14:34] Okay so helpful. He has to fight my favorite character who you don't... Bonk Bonk in Exotic Donuts but my favorite character of all time is Saba Sabatine. So... He's definitely a name. Fight Saba? Yeah he has to... That should give it to you right there.

[00:14:53] There's only one master who ever fought Saba. There's only two Jedi to ever fight Saba but there's only one master who ever fought Saba. Okay I'll give you another hint that should basically seal the deal. This... He becomes super relevant after Luke's exile from Coruscant by Dala.

[00:15:08] That puts us at 17. Acting Grandmaster guy? Yeah okay but what was his name? Oh well uh... Also that counts as a question. So... His last name starts with an H. Yes okay so you know who it is. It's Camp Hamner. Okay yeah yeah yeah okay.

[00:15:23] I know how to stump you every fucking time that... Yeah I hate his character obviously. This is so rude he's gonna do it every... I'm gonna change my game this is so dumb. No no no! You don't hate the player hate the fucking game bro! That's not...

[00:15:35] Don't be upset! Look here man. Hey look... I gave you one that was like... You... I've talked about him like 20 times in the last week. You give me one that I haven't heard of in like 15 years since I read the books. That sounds like a personal problem.

[00:15:49] Skill issue? Skill issue! I at least wanted to you know give you a chance. We have a universe with thousands of characters. That's your fault that you want to give me a chance. I don't want to give you a fucking chance. I want to win.

[00:16:00] What'd you win huh? These nuts. All I'm saying is Sabah Satan kind of ugly not gonna lie. I don't care if she's ugly. She's fucking badass. Translator to fucking knighthood. Is acting grandmaster for a time? Like I love her.

[00:16:14] She gets her fucking skull split open by a fucking swarm queen Jedi and like limps back and is like yeah my head's busted open I can see my brain meat, can y'all heal me so I can tell y'all what the fuck happened? I fucking love her.

[00:16:27] In our D&D campaign he is also an ugly lizard just like her. Yes I am from the same war as she is. I'm from the Sabah Titan clan. Fucking love them. Tessar her son is fucking badass too. Ass two like all fucking Barabels are dope.

[00:16:44] Barab one is the shit. We went there in our Star Wars campaign recently it was great. Alright exotic. Okay I have my character. Alright is it a human? No. Are they from Kotor 2? No. Ooh. Are they from Kotor 1? No. Okay no territory. Is it a canon character?

[00:17:01] Okay wait can I can I reword that before you answer it? Is it an only canon character that's what I meant to ask? I don't really know to be honest I can look it up. Okay I'll wait.

[00:17:09] Hmm so they're really giving me a good I guess yeah they are in legends. Okay I feel like the dual characters are sometimes the hardest. Is it a force wielder? No. Are they a body hunter? No. Are they a smuggler? No. Are they a politician? In a way.

[00:17:28] In a way? That's a yes or no question. I would consider them a politician. Wait did we already ask if they're human? Yes that was the first one. What was the response? No. Is it Jar Jar beings?

[00:17:41] Yeah that was my guess too when he said somewhat of a... Okay. I love how we have the same thought there. It was because of the gun question.

[00:17:53] What was because of how you answered about the politician thing because technically Jar Jar was a politician but I wouldn't call him a politician by any fucking means. I mean he is the one that gave chancellor... He was influential. He gave chancellor Palpatine the power. Yeah that's true.

[00:18:07] He was very influential in bringing palps into power. I don't know if you know this but in the fucking canon timeline they talk about Jar Jar after that decision and basically he lived in ridicule on the streets of Naboo after that. Yes he was a street clown.

[00:18:22] Yeah poor Jar Jar. What do you mean bro? He's still making them kid smile. Poor Jar Jar. I said what I said. Okay so we got 11 questions left. Do they exist post zero ABY? Zero ABY? Yeah so the battle of Yavin. The battle of Yavin. Oh no. No.

[00:18:38] What was the answer to the politician question? You will consider them one? Yeah. Are they from the cartoons? Yes. And they're not a force wheel. They're not a bounty hunter. Are they Mandalorian? No. That's the team then. And they got so fucked up after my last one.

[00:18:53] Yeah well your last one we were like is it Kothor? Yeah that was easy. Yeah and then it was is it Sudeel Sean? And then you hesitated and were like ah it's Bastilla. Is it a droid? No. A droid can't be a politician. They could. No.

[00:19:13] I don't know. C-3POB really convincing sometimes. He wasn't a politician though. That's what I'm saying. But he wasn't a politician. He said somewhat of a politician. No he was somewhat political.

[00:19:23] And he said I would consider him a politician so he's got to be in the galactic sense. He's got to be in the galactic sense at some point. Does he? Does they? Were they alive during the Clone Wars? Yeah. They have to be.

[00:19:35] Well there's rebels as well right? Like rebels was before 0aby so even if it's, yeah. Did they participate in any battles? Let me see. These are a lot harder than I thought they were going to be. I'm not going to lie.

[00:19:53] I guess I don't know as much about Star Wars as I thought I did. That's how you make me feel every single time you pick a Jedi master from the newer... Screw you. Mad. You're mad. Malding. I am Malding. I am Wind Malding. No.

[00:20:08] I wouldn't say any battles. Winnie battles. Okay. But we got six questions left. Are they in the rebels cartoon? No. Okay. All the Clone Wars cartoons kind of a politician. Is it Bale Organa? No. He's very much a politician. Yeah, but was he any battles?

[00:20:24] I'm trying to think of... He was a liar at the Battle of Yavin as well. No, he wasn't. All around he had already been blown up. Oh yeah, true true true. I don't know man. I don't know. Maybe obscure character.

[00:20:34] So it's in the Clone Wars but not in Rebels. It's not a politician. It's not a human. Only showed up in a few Clone Wars episodes. Only showed up in a few Clone Wars episodes. Is a politician not a human?

[00:20:47] Like I said that question I would consider a politician but once you'll figure out you may argue with me on that but I would consider them a politician. Can we get a question back for that then? Sure. Okay. Because like I said it's very obscure character.

[00:21:00] Wait what did you say Hunter? I said see? See what? That question just... Why would you pick Bale? Anyway. Because I don't know. Okay, fuck you. Yep. Um... That just throws me off. You consider him a politician but he might not actually be a politician.

[00:21:18] I'm not a force wielder so it can't be Obi-Wan. Well I mean you could have said it's not Obi-Wan because it's not a human right? Yeah. Not your next question. I'll give you all a little hint if you paid attention during the Clone Wars series

[00:21:30] and picked up on little details that would get on my nerves. So if you ask a question I'll give it a hint. That might help. Might not. Can you give us a hint? That's my question. No! Fuck! Shut up. Doesn't work that way. I'll think of another question.

[00:21:45] It was a question. I'll think of another question. Shut up. Do they kill anyone in the series? Um, they are a part in someone's death. They are a part of someone's death so they don't directly kill anyone. Alright what's the hint? Their voice actor from the Clone Wars.

[00:22:00] Their voice that they did for it was the most annoying voice in the entire series. Is that a personal opinion though? I mean their voice would get on your nerves. And it's not Jar Jar. Look man, I just want to go play video games. We're almost done.

[00:22:15] Shut up. Is there any questions that you can narrow it down? They add a lesson? No. But there were a lot of really annoying voices. I wouldn't say a lot. Were they...wait no, never mind. Well yeah, were they part of the CIS? Yes. Oh!

[00:22:31] Is it the techno union guy? No. Damn. Fuck. I'll give you another hint. This one might give it away but I feel like I did pretty good. Uh, Cad Bane was recruited to capture them and bring them back to his hires. Oh! Oh! I know who it is.

[00:22:53] Zero the Hutt. Yep. Zero's voice actor pissed me off at the episode. Yes okay, I understand exactly what you're saying. I put it together when you said annoying voice and that he showed up multiple times. I was like, okay I know exactly. Okay, okay, okay. I got it.

[00:23:09] Would you consider Zero a politician? Would I consider Zero a politician? No, it's Crime Boss. Yeah, Crime Lord for sure. He's a Hutt. But Zero did speak during the Senate. Yeah but... That doesn't mean he's a...

[00:23:26] I kind of misspoke when I said that they were in the Senate because like I guess like people who are not in the Senate also speak in front of the Senate too. Okay, alright that one was good.

[00:23:35] That one was...I didn't...I would never have expected you to pick a Hutt. I just didn't because I hate his voice so much. He does have quite the annoying voice. I forget...I know and you know that voice actor has done other stuff too.

[00:23:46] Yeah it's that raspy like... Virgin voice. It's that absolutely kind of voice. Yeah. I got you. Okay, okay. Well so that guys that has been our inaugural session for one of the bonus features or bonus segments that will be popping up in future bonus episodes.

[00:24:07] Now that we have Fuck Mary Kill we can also add 20 questions by Winchie to that one. So stay tuned for the next bonus episode after our next release where Exotic will introduce his segment. I'm going to leave that for the segment to reveal

[00:24:24] but we will be doing a couple of questions too just to kind of make up for not doing questions for this bonus section. As always don't forget to follow us on all the social media as possible. As I mentioned in the main episode for this bonus episode

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