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00:00:23 --> 00:00:25 everyone and may the force be with you really
00:00:25 --> 00:00:28 hope you enjoyed our episode about andor season
00:00:28 --> 00:00:31 two this is going to be our bonus episode we
00:00:31 --> 00:00:32 don't have any questions today but we are going
00:00:32 --> 00:00:35 to be playing some of our little games that we
00:00:35 --> 00:00:37 have we're going to be opening with brick 3po's
00:00:37 --> 00:00:41 and so we'll let him take it away brick 3po go
00:00:41 --> 00:00:46 ahead well so in my need to collect data about
00:00:46 --> 00:00:49 everything star wars to be you know a good force
00:00:49 --> 00:00:54 fact checker maybe obtained several different
00:00:54 --> 00:00:58 pieces of corrupted imagery, but I kinda just
00:00:58 --> 00:01:01 need a little help filling in the blanks. And
00:01:01 --> 00:01:04 for those of you who want to try to guess in
00:01:04 --> 00:01:06 with us, the thumbnail for this episode will
00:01:06 --> 00:01:09 be the image that we see. So you guys can try
00:01:09 --> 00:01:12 to make your guesses also. And so if you would
00:01:12 --> 00:01:14 like to kind of follow along and see what we're
00:01:14 --> 00:01:16 looking at, make sure you look at the thumbnail.
00:01:17 --> 00:01:19 But yeah, let's start our guesses. Bib Fortuna.
00:01:19 --> 00:01:23 Bib Fortuna does not sound familiar to my database.
00:01:24 --> 00:01:28 Masa Meta. That was my next one. No, no. But
00:01:28 --> 00:01:31 I think I know who it is. Oh, shit. That'd be
00:01:31 --> 00:01:33 like a Twi 'lek or something, right? No, no,
00:01:33 --> 00:01:37 it's not. It's not. The Leku are wrong. What's
00:01:37 --> 00:01:43 the fourth Jedi? It was Kit, Mace, all the twos.
00:01:43 --> 00:01:49 As far as I know, this is no Jedi. It is from
00:01:49 --> 00:01:52 the prequel trilogy. Wait, say that again? I
00:01:52 --> 00:01:55 know the face. As far as I do know, it is from
00:01:55 --> 00:01:58 all three - Oh, appearances made in all three
00:01:58 --> 00:02:00 of the prequel trilogy. All three of the prequel
00:02:00 --> 00:02:06 trilogy. He's, uh, another Masamita. Hmm. Is
00:02:06 --> 00:02:09 he Naboo -related at all, by chance? Or seen
00:02:09 --> 00:02:13 frequently with Padme Amidala? Hmm. He said he.
00:02:14 --> 00:02:17 Padme, no. I don't think it's new Gunray. No,
00:02:17 --> 00:02:21 no. Um, fuck. But technically there is a relation,
00:02:22 --> 00:02:26 I guess. A relation to? Padme. I know this guy's
00:02:26 --> 00:02:28 face. A relation to Padme. Yeah, because I'm
00:02:28 --> 00:02:31 pretty sure he's a senator. That does sound right.
00:02:31 --> 00:02:34 Yeah, I know this motherfucker's face. God damn
00:02:34 --> 00:02:39 it. Iktachi? Iktachi? That's a race. No. I mean,
00:02:39 --> 00:02:41 I'm asking. Iktachi's is a race. That's a question.
00:02:41 --> 00:02:44 No. I'll go ahead and correct you very slightly.
00:02:44 --> 00:02:47 He is considered a form of Twi 'lek. Oh, for
00:02:47 --> 00:02:49 real? Damn. Oh, so I was right. It was a Twi
00:02:49 --> 00:02:52 'lek. Oh, so he's the fat one. He's the fat.
00:02:52 --> 00:02:54 Okay. Oh, oh, I know his name. Hold on. Don't
00:02:54 --> 00:02:57 tell me. Don't tell me. Um, um, um, um, um. Gosh
00:02:57 --> 00:03:01 darn it. You guys. No, no. What's his name? Um,
00:03:01 --> 00:03:04 um, um, um. Orn Free Todd. You are correct. It
00:03:04 --> 00:03:08 is Orn Free Todd. That's why you don't look like
00:03:08 --> 00:03:10 a freaking Twi 'lek. It's because he's fat as
00:03:10 --> 00:03:14 fuck. He's considered a rootian Twi 'lek. He's
00:03:14 --> 00:03:16 also a bitch in a lot of the Legends books. We
00:03:16 --> 00:03:18 got it. Orn Free Ta. Congratulations. You have
00:03:18 --> 00:03:22 successfully helped me uncover one of my corrupted
00:03:22 --> 00:03:24 data. So that was corrupted data. Now it's time
00:03:24 --> 00:03:28 for the most fun game we play. Fuck, Marry, Kill.
00:03:28 --> 00:03:32 So since I've just been given some goon fodder
00:03:32 --> 00:03:36 for this one. So for the... Fuck, marry, kill.
00:03:36 --> 00:03:40 You've got Orn Frita, Sheev Palpatine, and Jabba
00:03:40 --> 00:03:42 the Hutt. Jesus Christ. I'm gonna marry Jabba.
00:03:42 --> 00:03:46 I'm marrying Jabba. I'm fucking Palpatine. But,
00:03:46 --> 00:03:51 like, younger Palpatine. Nah, nah, nah. I'm specifying
00:03:51 --> 00:03:55 right now. It's Palpatine right when he makes
00:03:55 --> 00:03:57 the announcement of the Galactic Empire. That's
00:03:57 --> 00:04:00 Sheev Palpatine. So right after he got his face
00:04:00 --> 00:04:03 fucked up. Yup. Goddammit, I'm fucking the Hutt.
00:04:03 --> 00:04:06 Yes! We have a Hutt fucker. We have a Hutt fucker.
00:04:06 --> 00:04:09 I'm changing my mind. We have another Hutt fucker.
00:04:09 --> 00:04:14 I mean, you can make him wear a bag. Okay, but
00:04:14 --> 00:04:16 honestly, of all of them, Jabba has the best
00:04:16 --> 00:04:20 fucking face. He's a Hutt fucker! That's so fucked.
00:04:20 --> 00:04:25 Hutt fucker. You can't tell me that this picture
00:04:25 --> 00:04:27 of Jabba the Hutt... Looks worse than fucking
00:04:27 --> 00:04:30 the guy right above him in the chat. I don't
00:04:30 --> 00:04:32 know. I'd rather fuck something humanoid than
00:04:32 --> 00:04:36 a slug. So you're gay. You're fucking Palpatine?
00:04:36 --> 00:04:38 No, I'm marrying Palpatine. Oh. So you're fucking
00:04:38 --> 00:04:41 Orn Frita? I ain't going anywhere. You gonna
00:04:41 --> 00:04:45 use his leku like reins? Oh my god. I don't care
00:04:45 --> 00:04:47 how the fuck it gets done. You're the top or
00:04:47 --> 00:04:50 the bottom here? Now I'm thinking about it. Now
00:04:50 --> 00:04:52 I'm thinking about Ornfreetaw backshots using
00:04:52 --> 00:04:55 his fucking ears as reins. Why? Because he just
00:04:55 --> 00:04:58 said it. First of all, those are not ears. They're
00:04:58 --> 00:05:01 leku. Also, he got four of them fucks. He got
00:05:01 --> 00:05:04 two in the back. He does? Yeah, look, look, look,
00:05:04 --> 00:05:07 look. Now that I didn't know. Oh, shit. They're
00:05:07 --> 00:05:09 more like hair, but they can sense shit. They're
00:05:09 --> 00:05:11 not like hair. They're appendages. They're like
00:05:11 --> 00:05:15 cat whiskers. I wouldn't say it's... i think
00:05:15 --> 00:05:17 similar to what the thing from avatar no they
00:05:17 --> 00:05:20 communicate with their leku and they they get
00:05:20 --> 00:05:23 like uh like the things from avatar oh i've never
00:05:23 --> 00:05:26 like avatar not the last airbender the blue people
00:05:26 --> 00:05:30 oh i've never seen that i have no idea i've never
00:05:30 --> 00:05:32 seen it How have you never seen that? Ever. That's
00:05:32 --> 00:05:34 wild. Someone told me this guy was going to screw
00:05:34 --> 00:05:37 over all of humanity to fuck an alien. And I
00:05:37 --> 00:05:41 was like, I don't think that's for me. I don't
00:05:41 --> 00:05:43 think he screwed over humanity. I think he protected
00:05:43 --> 00:05:46 an indigenous species and also happened to fall
00:05:46 --> 00:05:48 in love. Guess what? It's Pocahontas. All right,
00:05:48 --> 00:05:50 Brick, who are you fuck marrying and killing?
00:05:50 --> 00:05:54 I'm just going to agree with Exotic. Jabba's
00:05:54 --> 00:05:57 gonna die. Oh, God. So, who are you fucking?
00:05:57 --> 00:06:00 I agree with Exotic. Oh. Oh, well, you said I
00:06:00 --> 00:06:02 agree with Exotic and then only specified Jabba
00:06:02 --> 00:06:06 had to die, so... In all aspects. Wait, oh, so...
00:06:07 --> 00:06:10 It's because you're like a Natolan cyborg. So
00:06:10 --> 00:06:13 you guys are going to do like the freaky tendril
00:06:13 --> 00:06:16 touch. You guys can touch tips. No comment. That
00:06:16 --> 00:06:19 means yes. All right. So I have the opportunity
00:06:19 --> 00:06:21 to do the funniest thing here, in my opinion.
00:06:21 --> 00:06:24 And believe it or not, I'm not going to fuck
00:06:24 --> 00:06:27 Jabba. Like when she gets to be the sole hot
00:06:27 --> 00:06:30 fucker this time. Because I'm fucking Palpatine.
00:06:30 --> 00:06:31 I was about to say, you're probably going to
00:06:31 --> 00:06:33 marry the Hut just so you can fuck him as much
00:06:33 --> 00:06:35 as you want. Probably. I am going to marry the
00:06:35 --> 00:06:38 Hut, but I'm fucking Palpatine. Like, I'm finna
00:06:38 --> 00:06:40 show him a good time. And then maybe he'll give
00:06:40 --> 00:06:42 me a little zip zap on my norbs. And by that,
00:06:42 --> 00:06:45 I mean, I want electricity in my testicles. So
00:06:45 --> 00:06:47 that's why I want to. No, you need to hear that.
00:06:47 --> 00:06:50 So I'm going to fuck Palpatine. I'm going to
00:06:50 --> 00:06:52 marry Jabba and I'm killing Orn Frita. Because
00:06:52 --> 00:06:56 he he looks like my dad when he was fat in that
00:06:56 --> 00:06:58 one picture right under bricks. So I'm just going
00:06:58 --> 00:07:00 to I'm going to kill him. There's a little paternal
00:07:00 --> 00:07:02 hatred in this one. And when she is the only
00:07:02 --> 00:07:07 hot fucker. I like good facial proportions. I
00:07:07 --> 00:07:11 like good facial proportions. And Jabba's got
00:07:11 --> 00:07:13 the best one. You just like them eyes. That's
00:07:13 --> 00:07:14 it. You just want to look him in the eyes in
00:07:14 --> 00:07:17 Missionary. He's too fat for me to see them eyes
00:07:17 --> 00:07:20 in Missionary. You have a Mando visor. You can
00:07:20 --> 00:07:23 do something with a cam droid. I'm going to turn
00:07:23 --> 00:07:26 the screen off. I'm wearing the bag over my fucking
00:07:26 --> 00:07:32 head. The bag's on my head, boys. So that means
00:07:32 --> 00:07:34 you take my word for that goo being everywhere.
00:07:35 --> 00:07:37 You're doing it for the goo. Getting the goo,
00:07:37 --> 00:07:40 nerd. Can we just move on? Oh, I mean, I guess.
00:07:40 --> 00:07:43 But Winchie hucked a foot. All right, Winchie,
00:07:43 --> 00:07:45 your turn. All right, I got my character. Is
00:07:45 --> 00:07:48 it a Mando? Nope. Is it a Force wielder? Nope.
00:07:48 --> 00:07:50 Hold on. I know who it is. I got to find his
00:07:50 --> 00:07:53 name. But I know. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I got his
00:07:53 --> 00:07:55 name. I got it. We're good. Okay. His name. So
00:07:55 --> 00:07:57 it's a guy. I think. I don't actually know. I'm
00:07:57 --> 00:08:01 assuming. I'm sorry. No. Is it a droid? No. It's
00:08:01 --> 00:08:03 not a Mando. It's not a Force sensitive. It's
00:08:03 --> 00:08:06 not a droid. It's not a senator. Are they human?
00:08:06 --> 00:08:08 No. Is it a bounty hunter? No. Do they appear
00:08:08 --> 00:08:12 in the prequels? No. It's not a bounty hunter.
00:08:13 --> 00:08:16 It's not a human. Is it someone from Andor? Yeah.
00:08:16 --> 00:08:20 It's someone from Andor. They're not human. Are
00:08:20 --> 00:08:23 they seen on Yavin? I think so. Pretty sure.
00:08:23 --> 00:08:25 I'm like 85 % confident. Are they a Mon Cal?
00:08:26 --> 00:08:29 No. They're not human. They're not a droid. And
00:08:29 --> 00:08:32 they're seen on Yavin. Can you confirm? Or is
00:08:32 --> 00:08:33 that too hard for you to... Because you said
00:08:33 --> 00:08:36 you're 80 % sure they are. It's kind of important.
00:08:37 --> 00:08:41 fairly very confident that they are i i feel
00:08:41 --> 00:08:43 like i remember seeing them there and the scene
00:08:43 --> 00:08:45 that i'm thinking of they should have been in
00:08:45 --> 00:08:47 that scene so i think they were there can confirm
00:08:47 --> 00:08:51 100 Okay, this one's hard. Dude, you just made
00:08:51 --> 00:08:55 me fucking fuck a hut. They were on Yavin. They
00:08:55 --> 00:08:57 weren't a droid, a human, or a senator. And they're
00:08:57 --> 00:09:00 not a Mon Cal. I thought it was gonna be Raddus.
00:09:00 --> 00:09:02 You got any guesses, Exotic? Bro, I'm lost on
00:09:02 --> 00:09:04 this one, I'm not gonna lie. I just can't really
00:09:04 --> 00:09:08 think of any non -humans. Like, names. Did they
00:09:08 --> 00:09:11 have a speaking scene? They did speak. Probably
00:09:11 --> 00:09:13 one of my favorite things being spoken in the
00:09:13 --> 00:09:16 fucking movie, too. The movie? you have to if
00:09:16 --> 00:09:17 they were seen on yavin they weren't seen in
00:09:17 --> 00:09:19 the prequels they weren't seen or somebody asked
00:09:19 --> 00:09:22 about the sequels right you know i said whatever
00:09:22 --> 00:09:24 it doesn't matter but he did ask if they were
00:09:24 --> 00:09:28 in andor yeah so they spoke in andor on yavin
00:09:28 --> 00:09:31 i mean i'm including andor season three andor
00:09:31 --> 00:09:34 season three as in rogue one that's wild what
00:09:34 --> 00:09:36 is andor season three that doesn't count as a
00:09:36 --> 00:09:39 question Oh, so they spoke in Rogue One. But
00:09:39 --> 00:09:42 it was in Andor as well, so it doesn't really
00:09:42 --> 00:09:45 matter. It works both ways. Um, fuck. What species
00:09:45 --> 00:09:48 is this motherfucker? You have to, he can't tell
00:09:48 --> 00:09:50 you. He can only answer yes or no questions.
00:09:50 --> 00:09:53 I'm talking to myself. Oh. Are they Dabratten?
00:09:53 --> 00:09:56 Or Dabrata? Yes. Okay, is it Pau? I'm going to
00:09:56 --> 00:09:58 need you to say his full name. Rebel Commando
00:09:58 --> 00:10:00 Pau? I don't fucking know his real name. No,
00:10:00 --> 00:10:02 I'm going to need you to say the full name. Whole
00:10:02 --> 00:10:05 thing. Pau -Duck -Draba -Takar -Sap -Da -Rick
00:10:05 --> 00:10:11 -T. Keep going, keep going, come on. Sap -Da
00:10:11 --> 00:10:14 -Rick -T, Nick -Lin -Eck -T -Key, Veth -Nick
00:10:14 --> 00:10:17 -Nay, Seville -La -Kek. You missed two letters
00:10:17 --> 00:10:20 in there, but I'll give it to you. Whatever.
00:10:20 --> 00:10:24 This is such a bullshit one. I thought he was
00:10:24 --> 00:10:27 talking about Yavin 4 just in Andor, not in Rogue
00:10:27 --> 00:10:30 One. That's what I did too. He was seen in Yavin
00:10:30 --> 00:10:35 4 in Rogue One too. Or in Andor as well. I don't
00:10:35 --> 00:10:38 remember seeing him. Okay, here you go. fuck
00:10:38 --> 00:10:40 you eat shit and live no that's a different one
00:10:40 --> 00:10:42 you know what i was gonna ask i really was gonna
00:10:42 --> 00:10:44 because you what threw me off was the speaking
00:10:44 --> 00:10:46 scene that's why i asked because i was like i
00:10:46 --> 00:10:48 remember seeing one alien fucking running while
00:10:48 --> 00:10:50 andor is about to leave and i was gonna ask if
00:10:50 --> 00:10:52 that was him yeah the speaking scene i was thinking
00:10:52 --> 00:10:55 of is rogue one because he says carabast at at
00:10:55 --> 00:10:58 yeah whenever you said he is uh one of your favorite
00:10:58 --> 00:10:59 lines like that's like the first line that i
00:10:59 --> 00:11:02 could think of it's funny yeah because he called
00:11:02 --> 00:11:04 it an ad at Everybody forever was calling them
00:11:04 --> 00:11:07 AT -ATs. I love me some AT -ATs. You know, there
00:11:07 --> 00:11:11 was actually like an argument on the set of Empire
00:11:11 --> 00:11:14 Strikes Back because they didn't know if it was
00:11:14 --> 00:11:17 AT -AT or AT -AT. And Mark Hamill fully believes
00:11:17 --> 00:11:19 that it's AT -AT. Well, it is. Confirmed. Canon.
00:11:19 --> 00:11:23 Bullshit. It's always AT -AT. It's in Rogue One.
00:11:23 --> 00:11:26 He says it. AT -AT. That is Canon. Disney's wrong.
00:11:26 --> 00:11:29 It's Canon now. Disney's wrong. Okay. That doesn't
00:11:29 --> 00:11:31 make it not Canon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
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