Tacocat Spelled Backwards is Tacocat - Bonus Episode

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[00:00:25] I don't know, I would have been p-

[00:00:27] You should.

[00:00:28] You think if he missed the recording session because he took a nap, you think I wouldn't

[00:00:32] still be giving him shit about that?

[00:00:34] Ooh, where was the one that somebody said they didn't know when they just took a nap?

[00:00:39] I don't know, that sounds like something bonk bonk would say.

[00:00:41] You right.

[00:00:42] Okay, there's Brickety.

[00:00:43] Where the fuck is exa-

[00:00:44] Bro.

[00:00:45] Somebody fucking call exotic on his phone.

[00:00:46] Do you have his phone numbers?

[00:00:47] Calls a number?

[00:00:48] I don't have his-

[00:00:49] I called his-

[00:00:50] It's Snapchat, I don't have his actual number.

[00:00:51] Calls a roommate.

[00:00:52] Calls wife.

[00:00:53] He doesn't have a wife.

[00:00:54] You know, call her anyway.

[00:00:55] You gotta get his phone number after this.

[00:00:57] I really do.

[00:00:58] This is two times in a row.

[00:00:59] 100% he'll never happen again.

[00:01:01] Okay, yeah.

[00:01:02] Okay, talk to him here in a second.

[00:01:04] Wait, okay.

[00:01:05] Yeah, we'll just wait till exotic shows up and then everybody including Brick should just

[00:01:09] bash him.

[00:01:10] Beep!

[00:01:11] Fuck!

[00:01:12] Fuck!

[00:01:24] Hey everyone and welcome to the Forrest Scrivitz.

[00:01:37] This is our bonus episode.

[00:01:39] Thank you so much for being here.

[00:01:40] We have a slightly special guest.

[00:01:42] I wouldn't call him special except for when you're talking about his brain cells but we

[00:01:46] have special guests.

[00:01:47] My boy Takao Cat here with us to play fuck Mary Kill.

[00:01:51] I'm super excited because fuck Mary Kill is my segment.

[00:01:54] It's like my favorite games but I'm joined here with not only Takao Cat but you know,

[00:01:59] your resident Mando Nerd, Winchee and our boy Bonkety.

[00:02:02] What's up boys?

[00:02:03] What's up?

[00:02:04] Hello there.

[00:02:05] But anyways we're going to be starting out with fuck Mary Kill as I mentioned.

[00:02:11] Takao since he has our special guest will be giving us his three and we'll go from there

[00:02:15] so Takao take it away buddy.

[00:02:17] So just a preface, I am not the Star Wars nerd as these three may be.

[00:02:24] So I kind of picked obscure characters to make it a little bit more funny.

[00:02:29] So my first is Jabba the Hut.

[00:02:31] The second is Greedo and the third is Pandobaba.

[00:02:36] You might have to google the last one because I didn't even know his name.

[00:02:39] So it was Jabba Greedo and who was the third one?

[00:02:42] Pandobaba.

[00:02:43] Yeah.

[00:02:44] The guy with the next segment is Chins.

[00:02:46] He gets his arm cut off by Luke Skywalker.

[00:02:50] Not mouth boy.

[00:02:51] Yes, yes.

[00:02:52] Yes.

[00:02:53] Okay.

[00:02:54] I know who you're talking about.

[00:02:55] All right.

[00:02:56] Can I take this one first?

[00:02:57] Yeah.

[00:02:58] I mean, you can take the nut sack.

[00:03:00] All right.

[00:03:01] So shut the fuck up.

[00:03:02] All right.

[00:03:03] So I am 100% going to Kill Greedo just because Han Solo diff.

[00:03:09] That's my justification for that.

[00:03:12] I'm going to fuck Jabba and I don't give a fuck if this is the fucking third time.

[00:03:16] I've had to say something about doing something sexual with a goddamn hut.

[00:03:19] I don't care.

[00:03:20] I'm going to fuck Jabba because it's got to be slimy and that should be more than enough

[00:03:26] answer for that.

[00:03:27] And then I'm going to marry nut sack face boy because I don't know.

[00:03:30] I feel that there's something.

[00:03:32] There's something telling about my character.

[00:03:34] If I walk around proudly married to someone with a nut sack for a mouth, I feel like that

[00:03:39] just makes me a better person.

[00:03:40] So those are my choices.

[00:03:42] People aren't going to be thinking that I don't care what people think.

[00:03:45] Yeah, I think they're just going to stare at you and make fun of you.

[00:03:48] Okay.

[00:03:49] And then I simply take my husband's nut sack and I rub it across their face.

[00:03:53] I'm okay with this.

[00:03:54] Fair, fair.

[00:03:55] I'll go.

[00:03:56] I'll go.

[00:03:57] Have you ever seen fucking Greedo's mouth thing?

[00:04:01] Oh stop.

[00:04:02] What isn't he who holds man?

[00:04:06] Look man, I'm looking at all these pictures and it's like, okay, which one?

[00:04:10] Okay, I'll go with the green one.

[00:04:12] So I'm a I'm a fuck Greedo.

[00:04:14] Greedo's wait, I'm a kill Pondo Baba.

[00:04:16] I just can't deal with the nut sack face and there's a whole new job because you know what

[00:04:20] I like having money.

[00:04:21] You think Jabba would give money to his spouse?

[00:04:23] I am the sugar baby, okay?

[00:04:25] I feel like you get something.

[00:04:27] Yeah, I feel like you get money by proxy right?

[00:04:30] Because I mean they're around him.

[00:04:32] I guess you think I'm going to have to like, I'm never going to have to work again.

[00:04:35] Like unless you know like he wants me like dance or something.

[00:04:38] I don't give a fuck if he's paying for all my video games and my my snacks, whatever.

[00:04:44] See that's why I will fuck him because then it would be a one time thing.

[00:04:46] I don't want to live with that but like fucking once getting a big payout and then being

[00:04:51] taken care of.

[00:04:52] I'll do that.

[00:04:53] I can forget about the line.

[00:04:54] Doesn't he also live in the like the desert?

[00:04:57] Technically yes.

[00:04:59] A lot of his a lot of jobless holdings are based on Tatooine.

[00:05:02] However, he does have a palace on Nahada.

[00:05:06] Does it have AC?

[00:05:08] It doesn't have a sea but it's swampy air conditioning.

[00:05:10] Yes, absolutely.

[00:05:11] Oh AC.

[00:05:12] Oh I think you said like okay, oops.

[00:05:15] Well yes he does have AC.

[00:05:17] He also has this really cool thing called a snack aquarium which basically they use it

[00:05:22] to like hold the their snacks that are like usually living aquatic creatures but it also

[00:05:28] functions as like a space hookah is all in one.

[00:05:31] It's called snack aquarium.

[00:05:32] Yeah man like your hookah tastes like your favorite uh little slimy lizard snack.

[00:05:36] Wait the hookah tastes like fish.

[00:05:38] Well, I don't necessarily know what the hookah tastes like but they're both housed in

[00:05:42] the same unit.

[00:05:43] I'm pretty sure like the aquarium for the snacks is probably like the percolator for the

[00:05:50] hookah or something.

[00:05:51] I like that word percolator.

[00:05:52] That doesn't really sound very appetizing to me.

[00:05:54] Okay so the things in the fucking the thing they're patty for their frogs.

[00:05:58] They're not fish, they're frogs.

[00:06:00] I said aquatic life.

[00:06:02] They're amphibious life bitch.

[00:06:04] Is amphibious?

[00:06:05] It's not aquatic.

[00:06:06] No.

[00:06:07] They're semi aquatic.

[00:06:08] Yeah.

[00:06:09] A semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action.

[00:06:11] Doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie.

[00:06:14] Alright I'm sorry.

[00:06:15] I wonder like you know some frogs have like little like goop that they secrete that will

[00:06:21] acts as a hallucinogenic.

[00:06:23] So I wonder if like real frog.

[00:06:25] They don't really make any of the kind off.

[00:06:26] But those are toes.

[00:06:27] Tows?

[00:06:28] Okay, toe.

[00:06:29] How do we get this far off topic?

[00:06:31] We're on topic.

[00:06:33] We're on topic here.

[00:06:35] Alright.

[00:06:36] It's a delicacy that comes with marrying Java like maybe they have some like some shit on

[00:06:40] it that gets you high every time you smoke.

[00:06:42] Okay, I don't know but you like but like they fucking roll them around their mouths and

[00:06:47] then swallow them whole they don't even chew them.

[00:06:49] Oh yeah.

[00:06:50] Maybe that's so you can swallow a frog.

[00:06:53] Oh.

[00:06:54] I think the frog is.

[00:06:55] If it's slimy enough I think you can get it down there.

[00:06:58] Okay alright Mark Mark answered please please.

[00:07:01] Please get us all out.

[00:07:02] I'm going to marry Java kind of for the same reason.

[00:07:07] You're going to get something out of it at least I feel like.

[00:07:10] Kill Greedo and then fuck Ponda just because I'm curious if getting head would be also

[00:07:15] like getting a can't they tip job.

[00:07:18] Oh, not job.

[00:07:19] Oh, not the nut job.

[00:07:22] It's the best of both worlds.

[00:07:23] Wait, brick 3PO just said that Ponda is a spider person.

[00:07:27] Does he look like?

[00:07:28] Oh never mind.

[00:07:29] No, I didn't know he was trying to push this.

[00:07:34] This thing is not you said what you say he put a lay eggs in your fucking abdomen.

[00:07:37] What's that?

[00:07:38] Wait, wait, wait.

[00:07:40] Does he like does he have web stuff like I mean bondage with you like time.

[00:07:45] Yeah, talk about whatever he done.

[00:07:47] Talk about whatever he done with this.

[00:07:49] I told you I made it weird.

[00:07:51] Did you know that?

[00:07:52] Did you know that?

[00:07:53] Did you know he was trying to do this?

[00:07:55] Absolutely not.

[00:07:56] So those are actual man like mandibles.

[00:07:59] They probably like got like little.

[00:08:01] Wait, you can clap your dick bonk bonk.

[00:08:03] There's bangs.

[00:08:04] Oh shit.

[00:08:05] I saw ball face and ran with it.

[00:08:08] You know what I mean?

[00:08:10] This is a fucking mess.

[00:08:12] All right.

[00:08:13] What's your answer then?

[00:08:14] My answer.

[00:08:15] So I'm going to kill Ponda Baba now that I have the new information of him being a spider

[00:08:20] man.

[00:08:21] No, no, you have to answer this as we did.

[00:08:22] We didn't know that so you don't know that either.

[00:08:24] I still that was still my answer because you know, I don't really mess with the testicle

[00:08:29] face.

[00:08:31] Grito I would I would fuck because I like the green shirt.

[00:08:36] I don't know.

[00:08:37] I'm attracted to the green collar.

[00:08:38] You know he has a nice tinge to him and I also marry Jabba although he may you know

[00:08:44] there may be some domestic violence wrapped up into that relationship.

[00:08:48] I feel like the money is a plus and like you know there's more to cuddle right?

[00:08:54] You're never going to you're never going to go cold.

[00:08:56] You can just like curl up in his rolls and like hang out.

[00:08:58] Yeah, that's my answer.

[00:09:00] Oh, it reminds me of those memes that I saw on Tinder for a while where it's like this

[00:09:04] is how close I want to be to my boyfriend and it's like a picture of the girlfriend inside

[00:09:08] of the boyfriend's foreskin.

[00:09:09] Like that's what I that's what I am at.

[00:09:11] Yeah, yeah, he's proud of you too.

[00:09:14] You just call up in there, bro.

[00:09:16] To be fair, the the one who's part on a male body uses the foreskin so you're going to

[00:09:21] be nice and toast in there.

[00:09:23] Oh my god.

[00:09:24] I'm like fucking putt dick cheese.

[00:09:26] Sorry, yeah, it's not bad but I think fond of probably smells the best out of them.

[00:09:32] Oh for sure.

[00:09:33] No, no, no, I think Gredo smells the best and I go like Gredo would live in the good

[00:09:37] life.

[00:09:38] Gredo was a very like affluent smug lure.

[00:09:40] Like he wasn't stanky.

[00:09:42] See, I like I also have always liked Gredo's voice so I feel like maybe he's got like

[00:09:47] some sexy dirty talk you know?

[00:09:49] I don't know.

[00:09:50] But in Rodeon.

[00:09:51] Yeah, I don't care what language it's in.

[00:09:53] I don't discriminate.

[00:09:54] Oh, okay.

[00:09:55] He is a green, silly space man.

[00:09:58] I mean he also does.

[00:10:00] He has the pleasure of being killed by Hanse over all right so that's pretty cool.

[00:10:04] Also like I feel like it's got like two sets of ears.

[00:10:07] I feel like I could just hold like one set of them.

[00:10:09] Yeah, true.

[00:10:10] Yeah, true.

[00:10:11] The top part are like handlebars right?

[00:10:12] Exactly, right?

[00:10:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:10:14] I got I get what you're picking up.

[00:10:16] All right, so the next one that we have is actually a fan submitted one that they wanted

[00:10:21] us to do.

[00:10:22] So it is a Soka, Anakin and Obi-Wan and we're talking about them specifically the clone

[00:10:30] were clone wars versions of themselves.

[00:10:32] What?

[00:10:33] Wait, oh, but that's but she's not.

[00:10:35] That little yeah, I don't know much about, but she's yeah, you can't answer that.

[00:10:42] Yeah, you absolutely can't why can't you answer that?

[00:10:44] She's a minor pass.

[00:10:46] Okay, then it should be obvious what you do.

[00:10:48] Then we're killing a child.

[00:10:50] Yeah, that's open up.

[00:10:51] It gives us two choices like that.

[00:10:53] No, no, no.

[00:10:54] Why?

[00:10:55] No, no.

[00:10:56] It's okay.

[00:10:57] I'll give you one in Anakin clone wars but Soka has to be an adult for this scenario.

[00:11:02] Okay, fine.

[00:11:04] I understand.

[00:11:05] I don't agree, but I understand.

[00:11:08] I'm sorry fans out there.

[00:11:09] We can't stay true to our words doing your submissions because when she is scared.

[00:11:14] Well, maybe maybe don't suggest a minor for the person who suggested it.

[00:11:23] It's specifically asked for the minor version of this person specifically.

[00:11:28] We are talking the Star Wars clone wars versions of each of them.

[00:11:36] Are they informed that this Soka was a minor?

[00:11:39] Yes, they were.

[00:11:40] I agree.

[00:11:41] I then I agree, Ben.

[00:11:43] Yeah, Ben Hammer.

[00:11:45] All right, so we'll make it.

[00:11:47] Let's make it a let's make us soka.

[00:11:50] Let's make them the final iterations of these characters.

[00:11:52] How about that?

[00:11:53] The next thing is Anakin Anakin is like the father on the father.

[00:11:58] No, the father, like where he's in the world between worlds.

[00:12:00] Asokas.

[00:12:01] Same and then Obi-Wan his force goes to Obi-Wan.

[00:12:04] Gotcha.

[00:12:05] You kill the ghost.

[00:12:07] Technically, let's assume it's before Obi-Wan dies on the Death Star.

[00:12:13] So like old man Obi-Wan?

[00:12:15] Old man Obi-Wan.

[00:12:16] Okay, that makes us easy.

[00:12:18] I'll go first.

[00:12:20] So I'm a fuck Anakin because I feel like he'll be switching it up in the bedroom.

[00:12:26] You know, he'll be like light side.

[00:12:28] He'll be like cuddling me and shit and then all of a sudden he's going to be like I'm going to choke the shit out of you right now.

[00:12:33] Okay, we would this description.

[00:12:36] And I'm a kill Obi-Wan because I don't fuck with old man and then I'm a Mary Asoka because she seems pretty fun.

[00:12:45] Yeah, that's the reason.

[00:12:47] I want to play with the tentacles.

[00:12:50] Whatever they call leku, she has leku.

[00:12:52] Dude, I want to get forced choked while you know what never mind.

[00:12:56] I won't finish that.

[00:12:59] It's okay. My mind will and holy shit, you're fucking nasty.

[00:13:04] It's Wednesday just say he's a sub.

[00:13:06] Okay, I want to stop this conversation immediately.

[00:13:08] I'm close to him and his wife.

[00:13:10] I don't want to know this information.

[00:13:12] Anyways, my choices would be I'm going to I'm going to fuck Asoka because like I mean she's got abandonment issues from her teen years.

[00:13:19] And I'm not wanting to deal with that.

[00:13:21] So I'm a fucker though because I'm going to have some fun with the leku.

[00:13:24] I can grab him forwards backwards, upside down, left to right on across anywhere.

[00:13:29] Then I'm going to I'm going to be honest with you.

[00:13:32] I'm a Mary.

[00:13:33] I'm a Mary Anakin.

[00:13:34] That's that's the father and I'm going to call him daddy and he go know it.

[00:13:38] And then yeah kill kill Obi-Wan because kill Obi-Wan.

[00:13:42] He's too straight laced for me.

[00:13:46] I wouldn't have any fun so you got a gold man.

[00:13:49] You're going to you're going to marry Anakin and he's going to have like a little bipolar fit.

[00:13:54] And he's just going to like fuck like he's going to let you cue you and like cut off one year limbs and replace it with like a one I like it rough too.

[00:14:02] And I love crazy bitches and you know I love crazy.

[00:14:05] So what I'm hearing is you want to be impregnated and then killed understood.

[00:14:11] Okay, yes.

[00:14:14] Okay, look as I told you guys before I'm a bitch when it comes to pain.

[00:14:18] She died of a broken heart.

[00:14:20] I have my heart broken 16 times this morning alone.

[00:14:23] I'm cool on that like she didn't she didn't suffer like she like I guess she suffered but like no physical pain.

[00:14:30] I'm cool with that if I'll give you your babies and I'm piecing out.

[00:14:33] Yeah, I've seen his tender conversations.

[00:14:35] I believe that he had his heart broken that many times this morning.

[00:14:38] What yeah the main reason was because the wall was out of fries.

[00:14:41] Yeah, I need my water burger.

[00:14:44] A water burger sorry not a lot.

[00:14:46] All right, so I'll go next personally.

[00:14:49] I like to the idea of Obi-Wan being like the ghost because I thought that would have been cool but since we're doing old man.

[00:14:56] I'm going to have to kill the old man just because it reminds me too much of the family guy you know.

[00:15:07] I don't remember the spoof where he's like.

[00:15:12] He's like a strapple or strapple.

[00:15:15] Yeah, and then I'm going to I'm going to marry Anakin because I feel like he has either way he might be a bad person or it might be a good person.

[00:15:26] We don't know.

[00:15:27] I'm going to marry him because I think he has the most potential to give me a good life monetary wise.

[00:15:35] It'll be like an estranged marriage.

[00:15:37] He can like do his thing.

[00:15:38] I'll do my thing but you know the government has us tied and then I'm going to I'm going to mess around them sheets with the soka.

[00:15:46] That's my old diggers.

[00:15:48] See, he gets me but like let me just add this point like you got to understand like Anakin may see three PO at R2-D2 is his right of die.

[00:15:56] Like every time in the bedroom I work as them. I'm just going to be like every time you don't think that'll make it weird for him.

[00:16:05] Nope, I don't care he crazy.

[00:16:07] He speaks beep boop.

[00:16:09] He'll understand it.

[00:16:10] Be.

[00:16:11] You guys are crazy.

[00:16:13] Wait, so who hasn't answered yet?

[00:16:14] Bunk Bunk.

[00:16:15] Me.

[00:16:16] Um, so what old man of you one right that's what we said it was.

[00:16:21] Yep.

[00:16:22] Yeah, yeah, I'm going to kill.

[00:16:23] I can't nobody wants old man BoC.

[00:16:26] I don't know about that one.

[00:16:27] The old game is the most promiscuous as we see in Palpatine.

[00:16:30] Palpatine comes off his ace to me.

[00:16:33] It seems like he just wants power.

[00:16:35] I mean, that was still put him on the LGBT spectrum.

[00:16:37] Is that part of the spectrum?

[00:16:39] I mean, yeah, LB2TQIA plus whatever.

[00:16:44] There's going to be number soon with the way things are going.

[00:16:46] Jesus Christ.

[00:16:48] Identifies binary.

[00:16:50] And I say Palpatine is gay.

[00:16:52] I mean like gay isn't like a colloquial sense, like you know he could be anywhere on that

[00:16:56] spectrum.

[00:16:57] I mean, I'm sure he's not lesbian but that's the only one I'm sure of.

[00:17:00] We don't know what he's packing.

[00:17:02] Yeah.

[00:17:03] Well, that's not a determination of your gender right now.

[00:17:08] You ever seen him in his fucking like old old old age like black.

[00:17:12] He looks like a witch.

[00:17:13] He could be you know, he could just switch it up.

[00:17:15] He could got a palpacucci.

[00:17:17] A palpussy.

[00:17:18] Yeah.

[00:17:19] That's what I'm called palpussy.

[00:17:22] Slaay.

[00:17:23] Yaz.

[00:17:24] Palcusi.

[00:17:25] Palcusi.

[00:17:26] All right, when she you go, what's your three?

[00:17:30] Yeah, I went.

[00:17:31] Oh my three.

[00:17:32] Okay.

[00:17:33] So your options are the spinny dude from Book of Boba Fett.

[00:17:38] You know, the one that like spins on his knees and shoots the blaster.

[00:17:42] The little speeder bite kid.

[00:17:44] Could you be okay with me get a pick?

[00:17:46] Yeah.

[00:17:47] And then the milk mommy from OB or sorry from Luke's seclusion, you know and then a

[00:17:55] Porg.

[00:17:56] When you say milk mommy are you talking about the thing that he milked for?

[00:17:59] That is the milk mommy that is current.

[00:18:01] My only issue with this is if we had that you know such a disagreement about the age isn't

[00:18:11] beastly out of the ulcer wrong or we.

[00:18:13] No, no, we don't discriminate.

[00:18:15] Aliens are aliens or what's up?

[00:18:17] Children are off children are off limits, man.

[00:18:20] Okay, but but animalistic aliens are you know that's fine right?

[00:18:25] I searched milk mommy looks Skywalker on Google and the first image that came up is

[00:18:29] that fucking thing so definitely Google knows what's up.

[00:18:32] Is that the spin character that you were talking about that brick posted?

[00:18:35] Yeah, okay, so it's it's spinny character milk mommy or who else?

[00:18:40] The poor or the key post this.

[00:18:43] Oh, you can't oh yeah.

[00:18:46] Oh my bad I put him in the wrong chat.

[00:18:49] Yeah, we got to do the guest channel.

[00:18:50] I forgot about that too.

[00:18:51] That's my bad.

[00:18:52] Oh, that's a poor.

[00:18:53] Yeah, okay so this is a poor.

[00:18:54] Yeah, this is uh this is the milk mommy and then uh this is uh the spinny dude from

[00:19:02] book of Boba Fett.

[00:19:04] All right, sorry.

[00:19:05] Who wants to take point?

[00:19:07] Uh I guess I'll lead off here.

[00:19:10] This is a tough one because you know I'm not really attracted to animals like that.

[00:19:17] Are aliens but one of them's you know I have to be intertwined with so I'm not I'm

[00:19:25] probably kill the poor.

[00:19:27] He's cute and all but all I remember from the movies is that they don't shut up.

[00:19:34] They always scream and uh I'm not I'm not fucking with them random sounds.

[00:19:39] All the time I already live with a cat that never shuts up so adding another

[00:19:44] another being to yell at me permanently.

[00:19:47] You have to put it on.

[00:19:49] You could always eat it like I mean yeah but two block of

[00:19:53] Adam he thought they look good you know it tastes good.

[00:19:56] Oh yeah and for contacts pork is only seven to ten inches tall.

[00:20:00] I feel like I feel like the dimensions aren't working out for me in my opinion.

[00:20:07] Um, um, I'm just gonna break.

[00:20:09] Yeah and then I think I'm gonna marry the spinny dude only because he probably has some

[00:20:14] mean dance moves and I feel like we can potentially spark a really good tick-tock

[00:20:20] career with all the dancing you know monetary.

[00:20:24] I'm all about that money you know what I'm saying.

[00:20:27] I'm probably gonna I'm probably gonna lay down with the milk mommy you know I like

[00:20:32] I like them titties.

[00:20:34] She's got four of them you know I can improvise.

[00:20:39] You guys cracking me up.

[00:20:42] Why are they so low on the body?

[00:20:44] Why is she sitting like that it looks like a nut sack.

[00:20:50] I'm not that tall if they were any higher I would struggle.

[00:20:54] No Bob you are unnecessarily pissed off at milk mommy letting her nut titties hang.

[00:20:59] Okay she maybe she had a hard day where you leave all alone.

[00:21:02] Yeah maybe she just needs to invest in some good push up bras but she don't got their money right now.

[00:21:08] I'm talking about this as like a design perspective of like what the fuck were they thinking over at Disney?

[00:21:13] They were thinking she had a hard day at work and wanted to rest and let it all hang out.

[00:21:19] Why can't it be high here?

[00:21:22] She went into the first of the month for E.T. Card of Renew okay.

[00:21:26] That's right next to her legs you know that's extra sweaty.

[00:21:33] That's why she got the leg the legs are spread out she's airing it out.

[00:21:37] True she's ready bro.

[00:21:39] She got the ocean breeze too she she she she she clean she maybe she's gonna be salty.

[00:21:45] Okay so next and add a taste you don't like flavor yeah what?

[00:21:50] No bonkbogs why he doesn't know what seasoning is.

[00:21:53] Tell him mine what is.

[00:21:56] All right mine okay and I've been loud and proud about how nasty I am every time we done this so

[00:22:03] all right so I'm fucking the pork.

[00:22:11] You just come out.

[00:22:13] I'm fucking the pork because seven to ten inches is pocket pussy sized so that's good enough for me.

[00:22:22] I'm a married milk mommy cuz like I'm a like it's the perfect spot to like cuddle between her legs get a nice you know just get some

[00:22:31] some fucking vitamins and minerals from the milk and then just lay there and then I wake up in the middle

[00:22:36] and I ain't got to get up to go get a glass of water.

[00:22:38] I just start sucking on a nut titty and I'm good and then I'm okay I'm a kill spiny guy just because I need to

[00:22:46] support black on black violence like we gotta be out here doing this now I'm joking but no I'm just gonna

[00:22:51] kill him because if he got moves like that if he's gonna take the time to like spit in front of me I'm just

[00:22:56] just pop a cap in his ass and move on so I got kill him Mary milk mommy and fuck the

[00:23:01] porn.

[00:23:02] To be honest I didn't I wasn't thinking about the milk when I answered cuz I'm a big Oreo guy

[00:23:07] and I always run out of milk when I go to eat Oreos so I would never run into that problem ever again

[00:23:14] so that's a tough year right there that's an acid perk I did not see

[00:23:19] bro a limited supply of milk yeah I'm marrying that yeah that's crazy bro you milk's expensive

[00:23:27] nowadays name all right box box with the milk economy in mind what are your answers can

[00:23:33] marry the black dude gonna kill the fuck I got to marry the black dude I'm sorry that was funny

[00:23:47] continue so I have tears of eyes gonna kill the fucking little bird looking motherfucker

[00:23:53] and I guess I'm gonna fuck milk mommy

[00:23:57] because he sounds so sad you can plane about the position of the ditties but when it comes down

[00:24:03] to it you still want to piece a milk mommy

[00:24:05] okay

[00:24:07] what fucking tenets bird what do you mean you had two other options that's all I'm saying

[00:24:16] on his question am I nasty for fucking the porn yeah

[00:24:23] okay

[00:24:25] Roger Roger

[00:24:31] fucking

[00:24:32] I mean brick is an agreement

[00:24:34] he's fucking the porn

[00:24:36] brick feels fucking the point

[00:24:38] all right all right I'll go so yeah like I said I'm fucking the poor

[00:24:42] cuz I mean it's like you've seen the I mean it's like a flashlight

[00:24:48] it's fine

[00:24:50] and like if it's a one like if it dies if it's a one-use thing that's fine

[00:24:55] whatever I didn't want to clean it anyway

[00:24:58] that's the job

[00:25:00] and I'm gonna kill spinny dude because like he just takes too long to spin I'm just

[00:25:07] gonna like

[00:25:08] blink like with dude and yeah I'm a I'm a Mary I'm a Mary milk mommy

[00:25:15] I'm a man of culture I like milk I need protein I lift a lot I need that protein

[00:25:20] this is why when she my bestie none of you guys could compare he know what life

[00:25:24] about milk and pocket push

[00:25:27] milk and flesh lights oh yeah

[00:25:32] all right I'll go by three all right

[00:25:35] Grogu Obi-Wan Kenobi from the Phantom Minus so he's I think he's like between

[00:25:41] 19 and 21 somewhere around there and yeah fuck I forget what the the Zilla monster

[00:25:46] like pre eating the electricity or post eating the electricity or like the big one

[00:25:51] like you want the clone or you want the regular one

[00:25:54] I want the one that like basically tore up half a course on what was it called

[00:25:58] it was called the Zilla Beast yeah yeah Zillobie's yeah yeah yeah

[00:26:04] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:26:05] Phantom Minus is like 19

[00:26:07] oh he's like Grogu is 25

[00:26:10] no Grogu is 50 years old by the way okay yeah but relatively okay

[00:26:16] Grogu is 50 years take a thousand year life span

[00:26:20] he's fucking five years old

[00:26:22] Grogu is 50 years old you just don't want to say you want to kill a child

[00:26:27] I wasn't even going to pick that option

[00:26:29] oh oh oh oh I don't know I think it's

[00:26:33] I'm gonna kill Amanda Lorien

[00:26:35] I'll try to

[00:26:36] Grogu Obi-Wan from the Phantom Minus or the Zillobie's

[00:26:41] I'ma go first because fuck you I am definitely Mary and Grogu

[00:26:46] alright he's smart he got the force he's a Mandalorian we will it'll be fine

[00:26:51] we'll adopt it's okay I'll never touch him

[00:26:54] and he got the force so he don't got to touch me either

[00:26:57] disgusting yeah but if he's touching you with the four nevermind

[00:27:01] the force is everywhere okay sex is about intention so it doesn't matter

[00:27:06] I'm a fuck this Zillobies man I don't know like there's

[00:27:10] something good there let's go like apparently we've already established that

[00:27:17] I'm a sub and that thing is fucking massive so yeah I'm a I'm a kill Obi because

[00:27:22] yeah he got short hair in the Phantom Minus pass

[00:27:26] so I'm taking a look I mean I'm taking the same approach I'm also gonna marry

[00:27:31] Grogu but not for those kinds of reasons I feel like one I can probably

[00:27:36] meet the Mandalorian because they're so you know tight so that'd be kind of cool

[00:27:40] and then like when Mendo's off doing his stuff I can like be Mendo for Grogu

[00:27:45] right I can like take care of him we can play with that little yeah I'll be daddy

[00:27:50] this Joe we can we can like throw around that little like a silver ball from

[00:27:55] the ship just like play fetch and shit feel like that would be cool I'm

[00:28:00] probably gonna kill the Zillobies because like I said I'm not a star wars

[00:28:05] frenatic and in my mind it doesn't necessarily look like a praying mantis

[00:28:11] but it's along the same you know realm and when praying mantis is you know

[00:28:17] have coitus the female kills the male so I'm trying to live so sorry but

[00:28:24] the Zillobies has been slaughtered and then unfortunately that means I'll have to

[00:28:28] fuck Obi-Wan but like paper bags exist so we're chilling you know saying

[00:28:33] I'm just hating on it. I love how you're like you don't want to die

[00:28:37] you're gonna try to kill the Zillobies that's irony.

[00:28:41] Well in this scenario I always win because there's only three options it's not

[00:28:46] maybe I can kill the Zillobies I killed that thing right I don't know how I'm gonna

[00:28:51] do it but yeah that's fair yeah those my answers.

[00:28:56] Bonkety gonna kill Groguo fuck the Zillobies.

[00:29:00] I'm gonna marry everyone we have some normal ones.

[00:29:05] You'll pick one.

[00:29:06] Hold up hold up hold up apparently there was another Zillobies later on

[00:29:13] that Darth Vader fought and was unable to beat but Kylo Ren killed it by

[00:29:19] jumping in its mouth and killing it from the inside damn.

[00:29:23] So we pulled the Will Smith from Men in Black one yeah hundred percent.

[00:29:27] That's crazy bro he did the cockroach shit that's crazy.

[00:29:31] Alright so you're ready for my answers?

[00:29:33] Yes always.

[00:29:34] Alright so I think me and Winchie had the same answer so I'm gonna marry Groguo

[00:29:40] because connections to Luke and Dinger and I'm fucking with that then I'm gonna

[00:29:46] fuck the Zillobies I don't care if it weighs 60,000 tons meat for me I'm gonna

[00:29:52] put my meat on it in it around it whatever I can do I'm fucking the Zillobies.

[00:29:57] I'm fucking the Zillobies.

[00:29:58] I'm with my whole body in the Kuchi I don't care and then obviously I'm killing

[00:30:02] Obi-Wan for the same reasons I'm killing him as the old man he's just and he was

[00:30:06] more sticking the mud then so those are my answers.

[00:30:09] Yeah young Obi-Wan was all about rules man if we're doing shit we ain't following

[00:30:14] no rules.

[00:30:15] I didn't realize he was 25 in the fed him in.

[00:30:17] Oh I didn't realize he was 25 during the fed him in his I thought he was close to like

[00:30:23] 19.

[00:30:24] Yeah totally thought he was.

[00:30:26] I know he was young 25 is still fucking young.

[00:30:28] He's born 57 BBY what year was Phantom Menace?

[00:30:33] It would have to be 35 BBY right?

[00:30:37] It was 32 BBY I was close so he was he was 25.

[00:30:42] Oh wow.

[00:30:43] I thought he was a damn our whole Obi-Wan episode is I mean nah I was still probably emotionally

[00:30:50] the same 25 as I would maybe but like we were calling him a teenager and shit but like

[00:30:54] he was almost almost fully developed right?

[00:30:58] True.

[00:30:59] Oh well.

[00:31:00] Dams.

[00:31:01] Redcon.

[00:31:02] We goofed yeah.

[00:31:03] We hear that the force unscripted don't necessarily apologize for the misinformation but

[00:31:07] apologize for our lack of competency in Star Wars.

[00:31:10] Turns out we're not real fans.

[00:31:13] I guess everyone's not a real fan compared to you Mister born on Star Wars Day.

[00:31:18] I mean I do have a leg up.

[00:31:20] Is that why you play with your feet?

[00:31:21] He's got three legs confirmed.

[00:31:23] That's crazy.

[00:31:24] Oh I forgot brick 3PO has three today.

[00:31:27] Yeah.

[00:31:28] Brick 3PO?

[00:31:29] BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY BBY

[00:31:31] Okay.

[00:31:32] Alright.

[00:31:33] Brick 3PO's three are wedge, bigs and porkins.

[00:31:37] Alright I already know mine for this one so I'm definitely gonna I'm marrying wedge like

[00:31:43] wedge antilles that's my baby that's my baby squirrel right there.

[00:31:48] I'm a fuck bigs because I mean well poor bigs but I'm a fuck bigs and then I'm simply

[00:31:55] gonna kill porkins just because I really don't like that name.

[00:31:59] I'm a be honest with you.

[00:32:01] I don't know much about porkins outside of like the fact that he was on the Death Star

[00:32:05] run but now I'm gonna kill him because he dies anyway so he's peasy.

[00:32:09] Looks like he smells like spaghetti.

[00:32:10] Okay we get pictures of all three.

[00:32:12] I know what wedge looks like.

[00:32:13] I also know what bigs looks like but I can't remember what porkins does or what pork

[00:32:17] is.

[00:32:18] He's a large man.

[00:32:21] Porkins after death a starfighter maneuver was made in his honor.

[00:32:24] Well I don't really care about that one all that much and be honest with you.

[00:32:29] Oh no he looks like an insole yeah kill him.

[00:32:31] We get oh yeah that's porkins.

[00:32:34] Oh he's that he's the one that oh yeah we don't yeah we don't fuck with porkins.

[00:32:39] I'm killing porkins yeah my answer say the same I'm gonna marry wedge fuck bigs and

[00:32:43] kill porkins you know straight up go ahead no go ahead go ahead no you go you go you

[00:32:48] go so my I like things to hold I like to cuddle so the larger the person the better for

[00:32:54] me and porkins looks like he's got you know a little weight to him and his name is pork

[00:32:59] right so it's gotta have you know a little bit of fat.

[00:33:03] So I'm gonna probably marry porkins just because the cuddles are gonna be kind of good.

[00:33:08] I'm gonna kill wedge because I don't like that name makes me or reminds me of the inferior

[00:33:15] potato product potato wedge because French fries are just better right.

[00:33:19] So that's my logic for that doesn't make sense and then bigs I'm gonna fuck cuz

[00:33:24] in the picture I'm seeing he kind of looks like one of the cops from Reno 911 and then

[00:33:30] motherfuckers are funny so I'm gonna fuck bitch.

[00:33:36] Okay I'll go I'll go I am absolutely marrying bigs because I'm sorry wedge because I mean

[00:33:44] he is a beautiful man and we are absolutely killing porkins the exact same way that he

[00:33:50] died in the movie that is exactly how he's gonna die again and yeah I'll fuck bigs bigs

[00:33:56] is a cutie.

[00:33:57] That's what's best when he got that helmet on doesn't he just like to explode in like

[00:34:02] plaster fire whatever porkins is the one that has like a little cry baby moment right

[00:34:06] when he's dying okay he's like yeah okay that's fair guys yeah hold up hold up I got

[00:34:13] I got the clip here is this porkins dead.

[00:34:16] I also have you ever seen the the porkins death from the family guy parody he's just too

[00:34:23] fucking fat to fit his comedy crashes oh yeah yeah he couldn't pull out so he definitely

[00:34:30] couldn't pull out like we're good.

[00:34:33] The one thing I remember from that scene is that red five was just a stick of gum and

[00:34:41] his like in his X-Winger whatever it was yeah he's like I can hold the bigs or porkins

[00:34:48] like I can hold it and then each fucking explodes yeah definitely not trusting that dude

[00:34:53] to not not all right pass wait the actor's name was William Hawkins so they really just

[00:34:59] changed like two letters of his name and then he's like freaking yes come funny.

[00:35:04] All right so you so yeah you said Mary wedge kill porkins and fuckbigs right me yeah

[00:35:11] yeah all right same squad let's go look I mean bigs looks so cute in that helmet I got

[00:35:16] a yes I wear the helmet though I want to I want to like role play like bad cop black

[00:35:22] man who gets pulled over I'm telling you bro put a little short shorts on him he looks

[00:35:28] like that dude from Reno 9-1-1 he's gonna make you laugh and make you come at the same

[00:35:34] time you're chillin.

[00:35:36] I'll role play the the Astro mech droid I'll be in the back all right all right Bockety

[00:35:41] Hill porkins I think what's pretty obvious from my comment earlier about him is smelling

[00:35:45] like spaghetti fuck bigs got that mustache so he fucks and then Mary wedge all right bet

[00:35:54] we we finally like almost unanimously agreed on something so all right well Taco did

[00:36:00] you have anything you want to say for the end of the video.

[00:36:03] I'm not particularly no thank you for having me it was it was fun I know I don't know a lot

[00:36:09] about Star Wars but it was just fun to chat and hang out for a little bit yeah we love

[00:36:13] getting to do this I love our little segments at the at the end that we get to do I love

[00:36:18] fuck bear kills my favorite and then I always I actually really like this or that 20 questions

[00:36:23] pisses me off sometimes because I always want to get the answer right but fuck Mary kill

[00:36:26] is definitely my favorite.

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