00:00:25 --> 00:00:28 Thank you guys so much for being here. I love
00:00:28 --> 00:00:29 getting to do these bonus episodes, honestly.
00:00:29 --> 00:00:34 We have some interesting questions always. I
00:00:34 --> 00:00:38 don't think nothing has yet to top the femboy
00:00:38 --> 00:00:43 Luke or twink Darth Vader yet. That was among
00:00:43 --> 00:00:46 my favorite. All right, so the first one that
00:00:46 --> 00:00:48 we got is from Jason. Jason has a question every
00:00:48 --> 00:00:51 episode, which I absolutely love. So his question
00:00:51 --> 00:00:53 is, and this one might be a hard one for you
00:00:53 --> 00:00:57 to answer because I don't think you've played
00:00:57 --> 00:01:00 Knights of the Old Republic 2, but Jason asks,
00:01:00 --> 00:01:03 if there was a three -way fight between Darth
00:01:03 --> 00:01:06 Sion, Darth Nihilus, and Darth Revan, who would
00:01:06 --> 00:01:08 win? And I'm always going to say it's Revan.
00:01:08 --> 00:01:10 I'm always going to say it's Revan. I'm a big
00:01:10 --> 00:01:13 fan of Revan. I just, I think the most we've
00:01:13 --> 00:01:18 seen like historically in both canon and legends
00:01:18 --> 00:01:21 that the strongest force users are always the
00:01:21 --> 00:01:25 ones who embody both the light and the dark because
00:01:25 --> 00:01:30 they achieve a sort of like center that I feel
00:01:30 --> 00:01:33 like is necessary for understanding the force
00:01:33 --> 00:01:36 more intimately. Cause you, as we learn in the
00:01:36 --> 00:01:39 legends timeline that The Force is a spectrum.
00:01:39 --> 00:01:41 I guess you could say the same thing about autism.
00:01:42 --> 00:01:46 But it's not light and dark. It's a rainbow.
00:01:46 --> 00:01:49 It's all of it. You know, it's everything all
00:01:49 --> 00:01:51 at once. It's everything everywhere all at once.
00:01:51 --> 00:01:54 Literally, that is the Force. And so I definitely
00:01:54 --> 00:01:56 think that Revan would win. There may be some
00:01:56 --> 00:01:58 disagreement, but I'm going to stand by that.
00:01:58 --> 00:02:02 I've played the first game. It was on the iPad,
00:02:02 --> 00:02:06 so it wasn't like the best. But... I'm going
00:02:06 --> 00:02:10 to go with Revan. I have to go with Revan. You're
00:02:10 --> 00:02:13 right. I don't think, I mean, obviously he can't
00:02:13 --> 00:02:15 beat, was his name Vishit? Yeah, no, he definitely
00:02:15 --> 00:02:20 can't beat Vishit. But out of Sion, Nihilus,
00:02:20 --> 00:02:22 and Revan, I do think Revan takes the cake. He's
00:02:22 --> 00:02:25 still super strong in the force. It's not just
00:02:25 --> 00:02:28 strong in the force. It's also mastery of the
00:02:28 --> 00:02:32 force too. Yeah, yeah. And Revan had both sides
00:02:32 --> 00:02:36 of the coin. He was definitely... the most powerful
00:02:36 --> 00:02:40 on both sides and i think uh he had a lot going
00:02:40 --> 00:02:42 for him with that nihilus is just a bad dude
00:02:42 --> 00:02:46 but reven is cold now this is just a bad dude
00:02:46 --> 00:02:49 that can be said about like 40 of the characters
00:02:49 --> 00:02:57 in this series all right so we have another question
00:02:57 --> 00:03:01 from my homie dusty juice box He says, what was
00:03:01 --> 00:03:04 the most impactful retcon from Legends after
00:03:04 --> 00:03:07 Disney got the right? I have the answer to this
00:03:07 --> 00:03:10 one, and it was actually a part. Partly related
00:03:10 --> 00:03:14 to the last episode that we did for the bonus
00:03:14 --> 00:03:16 episode, we were talking about jizz whaling.
00:03:17 --> 00:03:20 And I think that the most impactful retcon was
00:03:20 --> 00:03:25 them taking away jizz and naming it Jets. Music
00:03:25 --> 00:03:28 in Star Wars is jizz. I don't care what you say.
00:03:28 --> 00:03:30 It's jizz. It's always going to be jizz. It's
00:03:30 --> 00:03:33 not Jets. That's the most impactful retcon in
00:03:33 --> 00:03:37 my opinion. Disney has to make everything family
00:03:37 --> 00:03:39 friendly. jizz is family friendly how you think
00:03:39 --> 00:03:45 you make the family you got me there uh i got
00:03:45 --> 00:03:51 no response to that one uh we actually have uh
00:03:51 --> 00:03:55 two questions from my friend shy winter um and
00:03:55 --> 00:03:58 one of them i want you to answer first I mean,
00:03:58 --> 00:04:00 I want you to answer both of them, but I want
00:04:00 --> 00:04:04 you to answer this one because I know you're
00:04:04 --> 00:04:06 going to geek out about this and just talk forever.
00:04:07 --> 00:04:11 But the question is, which Mandalorian is the
00:04:11 --> 00:04:14 best and which holds the Mandalorian principles
00:04:14 --> 00:04:18 to the highest degree? Specifically out of Din
00:04:18 --> 00:04:23 Djarin, Jango, and Boba. Oh, see, I wasn't even
00:04:23 --> 00:04:26 going to pick any of those. If you just gave
00:04:26 --> 00:04:29 me free reign, I was going to pick Jaster. How
00:04:29 --> 00:04:31 about how we do this? Answer, because he says
00:04:31 --> 00:04:33 specifically Mando, Jango, and Boba. Answer out
00:04:33 --> 00:04:35 of those three and then answer what you think
00:04:35 --> 00:04:37 that's not for those three. How about we do that?
00:04:38 --> 00:04:40 Okay, the answer from those is Jango. The answer
00:04:40 --> 00:04:44 from those is 100 % Jango. I know Din Djarin,
00:04:44 --> 00:04:48 he's definitely a cool dude. He definitely...
00:04:48 --> 00:04:51 embodies what it means to be a traditional mandalorian
00:04:51 --> 00:04:56 but jango from the and boba boba's his own thing
00:04:56 --> 00:04:59 boba in canon he kind of got nerfed but boba
00:04:59 --> 00:05:03 in legends he was the mandalorian legends he
00:05:03 --> 00:05:06 was a badass dude I don't think he embodied what
00:05:06 --> 00:05:08 it meant to be like a true Mandalorian, which
00:05:08 --> 00:05:11 is kind of funny because Jango and Jaster's group
00:05:11 --> 00:05:14 was called the true Mandalorians, you know, back
00:05:14 --> 00:05:18 before Jango became the progenitor for the clones.
00:05:18 --> 00:05:21 So I'm gonna go with Jango. Din Djarin's a cool
00:05:21 --> 00:05:27 dude. He isn't the like, man. Yeah, Jango, Jango's
00:05:27 --> 00:05:30 the key here. So if you've ever read the comics
00:05:30 --> 00:05:33 with Jango and them. He's just the most badass
00:05:33 --> 00:05:37 dude there is. And Mandalorians are trained.
00:05:37 --> 00:05:40 Their whole identity is being Jedi killers. Their
00:05:40 --> 00:05:43 whole kit is meant for killing Jedi. And not
00:05:43 --> 00:05:45 only does he kill Jedi, but he protects his people.
00:05:45 --> 00:05:49 When Jango was the leader of the true Mandalorians,
00:05:49 --> 00:05:54 he takes down Death Watch, sort of. He loses
00:05:54 --> 00:05:58 all of his friends to Dooku. And he takes on
00:05:58 --> 00:06:02 the Jedi barehanded. So Jango was sold into slavery,
00:06:03 --> 00:06:06 rescued by Jaster. Jaster is killed by Vizsla,
00:06:06 --> 00:06:08 leader of the Death Watch at the time. Jango
00:06:08 --> 00:06:11 goes on his little like revenge spree, but at
00:06:11 --> 00:06:13 the same time always is protecting the people
00:06:13 --> 00:06:16 of the Mandalore sector. He's always there when
00:06:16 --> 00:06:19 they call, which is like the... The key, you
00:06:19 --> 00:06:21 know, thing that Mandalorians have, it's all
00:06:21 --> 00:06:23 about family. It's all about clan. It's also
00:06:23 --> 00:06:26 about being a badass warrior who kills all the
00:06:26 --> 00:06:28 f***ing Jedi they find because I love that. And
00:06:28 --> 00:06:32 when Jango loses his crew to Dooku at Galadron,
00:06:32 --> 00:06:34 thanks to some like backstabbing and conniving
00:06:34 --> 00:06:38 by Vizsla, the governor of the system, and then
00:06:38 --> 00:06:40 Dooku getting tricked into this. Dooku and his
00:06:40 --> 00:06:43 Jedi contingent kill all of Jango's friends.
00:06:43 --> 00:06:46 Jango's best friend, second in command. or first
00:06:46 --> 00:06:49 in command yeah second in command dies and Jango
00:06:49 --> 00:06:52 kills five Jedi with his bare hand he goes ham
00:06:52 --> 00:06:55 he is the most badass there is there's no way
00:06:55 --> 00:06:57 that Din Djarin is pulling that off there's absolutely
00:06:57 --> 00:07:01 no way and then after that he joins Dooku He
00:07:01 --> 00:07:03 and Dooku have this little one -on -one meet
00:07:03 --> 00:07:05 where he poisoned Dooku. Dooku is able to like
00:07:05 --> 00:07:08 heal himself of the poison. But for a moment,
00:07:08 --> 00:07:11 he was going to kill Dooku without even like
00:07:11 --> 00:07:13 raising a finger, which is so cool. And then
00:07:13 --> 00:07:15 Dooku lays out the plan. Hey, we're going to
00:07:15 --> 00:07:17 take out the Jedi and you are going to be the
00:07:17 --> 00:07:19 key. You are going to be the army that takes
00:07:19 --> 00:07:22 out the Jedi. This is a man who killed five of
00:07:22 --> 00:07:24 them with his bare hands, just, you know, on
00:07:24 --> 00:07:26 a little bit of an anger, anger problem spree.
00:07:26 --> 00:07:28 And he's going to be the one that takes out the
00:07:28 --> 00:07:32 Jedi. That is so good. He's he's definitely the
00:07:32 --> 00:07:34 most badass dude. But Jaster was his dad and
00:07:34 --> 00:07:36 Jaster taught him everything he knew. And I do
00:07:36 --> 00:07:39 think that Jaster was probably the better of
00:07:39 --> 00:07:41 the two of them in terms of like leading his
00:07:41 --> 00:07:45 people where Jango was a bit more warlike. He
00:07:45 --> 00:07:47 was definitely if we had to go in terms of the
00:07:47 --> 00:07:49 force, he was definitely on the dark side, a
00:07:49 --> 00:07:52 little bit on the dark side. If I had to answer
00:07:52 --> 00:07:55 this question, which I know my my opinion on
00:07:55 --> 00:07:57 this probably doesn't matter, but in my eyes,
00:07:57 --> 00:08:01 the best Mandalorian. to me and who embodies
00:08:01 --> 00:08:04 the principles of Mandalorian to the highest
00:08:04 --> 00:08:07 degree is Canderous Ordo. I just, I love Canderous.
00:08:07 --> 00:08:11 I'm sorry. I can't not love that character knowing
00:08:11 --> 00:08:14 the story of Revan. And if not Canderous Ordo,
00:08:15 --> 00:08:18 my follow -up is, of course, Cal Skyrata. I knew,
00:08:18 --> 00:08:21 okay, I was waiting for Cal. I was expecting
00:08:21 --> 00:08:23 Ordo to be your second choice. I was expecting
00:08:23 --> 00:08:25 you to say Cal first. Cal knows what it means
00:08:25 --> 00:08:29 to be not only a warrior, but a father. Like
00:08:29 --> 00:08:31 a family man. And he'll do anything for his family.
00:08:32 --> 00:08:34 On top of training them to be some badass warriors.
00:08:35 --> 00:08:37 He gets trained. Cal Scarada gets trained to
00:08:37 --> 00:08:39 be a Mandalorian from the age of five. Five years
00:08:39 --> 00:08:43 old. And he's named after a knife. His name means
00:08:43 --> 00:08:45 blade or knife. Because he kept trying to stab
00:08:45 --> 00:08:48 his adoptive father. What was his father's name?
00:08:48 --> 00:08:52 I forget his dad's name. But he kept trying to
00:08:52 --> 00:08:54 stab him. And his dad eventually like kind of
00:08:54 --> 00:08:57 is able to bond with him. and and teach him how
00:08:57 --> 00:09:00 to be a warrior he started becoming a mandalorian
00:09:00 --> 00:09:03 warrior from the age of five goes on to adopt
00:09:03 --> 00:09:06 the clones as his son a lot of them as his sons
00:09:06 --> 00:09:09 rescue them get them out of the war get them
00:09:09 --> 00:09:13 lives get them families and then is able to reverse
00:09:13 --> 00:09:16 the accelerated aging so that they have the ability
00:09:16 --> 00:09:18 to live a long life his father's name was moon
00:09:18 --> 00:09:21 and scarada they're able to live a full and fulfilling
00:09:21 --> 00:09:23 life which is why in legends we do see i believe
00:09:23 --> 00:09:26 it's more real meet with Boba. And Mereel wouldn't
00:09:26 --> 00:09:28 have been possibly alive if the accelerated aging
00:09:28 --> 00:09:32 hadn't been reversed. So Cal did everything for
00:09:32 --> 00:09:34 his kids. Built a home for them. Helped them
00:09:34 --> 00:09:37 hide from the Jedi. Helped them hide from Vader.
00:09:37 --> 00:09:40 Probably legitimately died a quadrillionaire.
00:09:40 --> 00:09:44 Yes. And on top of that, he is an absolute badass
00:09:44 --> 00:09:47 warrior. Even when he had a limp. Even when...
00:09:48 --> 00:09:50 He was crippled. He was still more badass than
00:09:50 --> 00:09:52 half of the warriors we've seen in Star Wars,
00:09:52 --> 00:09:56 if not more. Absolutely agree. The next question
00:09:56 --> 00:10:00 that we have from him is, who is the best bounty
00:10:00 --> 00:10:03 hunter? I'm going to take point on this one.
00:10:03 --> 00:10:06 Okay, so in my opinion, I have two different
00:10:06 --> 00:10:09 answers and it's very kind of controversial.
00:10:10 --> 00:10:12 Well, okay, my first one I feel like is not as
00:10:12 --> 00:10:14 controversial as the second one. So for best
00:10:14 --> 00:10:17 bounty hunter in the Legends timeline, I'm going
00:10:17 --> 00:10:18 to give it to Boba. I'm just always going to
00:10:18 --> 00:10:21 give it to Boba. If you read the Bounty Hunter
00:10:21 --> 00:10:24 Wars trilogy and read the Bounty Hunter comics,
00:10:24 --> 00:10:29 no one can ever outdo Boba as a bounty hunter.
00:10:29 --> 00:10:33 No one. No one outdoes Boba. He's like the best
00:10:33 --> 00:10:36 for a reason. Everyone knows that. He can charge
00:10:36 --> 00:10:39 what he wants. He can do what he wants. He has
00:10:39 --> 00:10:42 the notoriety, the acumen, the ethos, whatever
00:10:42 --> 00:10:44 you want to call it, to just, he's him. He's
00:10:44 --> 00:10:47 Himothy when it comes to bounty hunters in the
00:10:47 --> 00:10:50 Legends timeline. now for canon timeline and
00:10:50 --> 00:10:52 i know i'm gonna get a lot of flack for this
00:10:52 --> 00:10:56 one but i feel like the best bounty hunter in
00:10:56 --> 00:10:58 the canon timeline is cad bane i will always
00:10:58 --> 00:11:00 think it's flack for that how are you gonna get
00:11:00 --> 00:11:02 flack for that i feel like some people disagree
00:11:02 --> 00:11:04 with that especially since in the in the in the
00:11:04 --> 00:11:09 boba show boba kills cad bane But I still think
00:11:09 --> 00:11:12 that Cad Bane is the best bounty hunter in canon,
00:11:12 --> 00:11:15 for sure. His chest plate was still beeping.
00:11:15 --> 00:11:17 Oh, it was? I believe it was still beeping. Uh
00:11:17 --> 00:11:19 -oh. You know, I'm looking at a list of all the
00:11:19 --> 00:11:22 bounty hunters right now that we know of. Like,
00:11:22 --> 00:11:24 tops of the list. We've got Din. We've got Jango.
00:11:24 --> 00:11:29 We've got Cad, Boba, Bosk. F*** Bosk. Ventress,
00:11:30 --> 00:11:33 Aurra Sing. Hold on, hold on. You mentioned Bosk.
00:11:34 --> 00:11:38 Bosk? I love reading about Bosk in Legends because
00:11:38 --> 00:11:42 at every turn, he is Boba's b***h. every turn
00:11:42 --> 00:11:45 and he hates it and he knows it and he hates
00:11:45 --> 00:11:48 it bosk should not even be in the top 10 he's
00:11:48 --> 00:11:50 just boba's that he's the number one i'm not
00:11:50 --> 00:11:52 saying he's top 10 okay i'm not saying he's top
00:11:52 --> 00:11:55 10 i'm just looking at the list here cad cad
00:11:55 --> 00:11:57 takes the cake he does i mean we've seen him
00:11:57 --> 00:12:00 outsmart all the jedi he's plans he's got the
00:12:00 --> 00:12:03 skills he steals the holocron from the jedi temple
00:12:04 --> 00:12:07 The dude is a badass. The fact that he lost to
00:12:07 --> 00:12:10 Boba is a little plot armory. And it was because
00:12:10 --> 00:12:12 he was gloating. He should have just ended Boba
00:12:12 --> 00:12:15 right there, but he decided to monologue. Boba,
00:12:15 --> 00:12:17 you know, went full sand people on him. But yeah,
00:12:17 --> 00:12:20 Cad is the, like, when Cad showed up in the Mandalorian,
00:12:20 --> 00:12:23 I was scared. I was scared for the people. I
00:12:23 --> 00:12:26 was scared for Din. I was scared for Goo. I was
00:12:26 --> 00:12:28 like, oh shit, they are dead. They are gone.
00:12:29 --> 00:12:31 do you want to know the two things why i rate
00:12:31 --> 00:12:34 him so highly one it goes back to the reason
00:12:34 --> 00:12:37 why i rate boba so highly in legends which is
00:12:37 --> 00:12:41 like he was so good and had all the acumen that
00:12:41 --> 00:12:44 he could pick and name his price and people would
00:12:44 --> 00:12:46 have to pay it. And, you know, Cad Bane's the
00:12:46 --> 00:12:49 same in canon. But the real deciding factor on
00:12:49 --> 00:12:51 why I think he's the best bounty hunter in canon
00:12:51 --> 00:12:56 is because he is still the only person I know
00:12:56 --> 00:13:01 of that has talked back to Palpatine and lived
00:13:01 --> 00:13:03 to tell the tale. The only person. He's so good.
00:13:03 --> 00:13:06 Palpatine needs his skills. There's no way Palpatine's
00:13:06 --> 00:13:08 gonna kill him or whatnot. Cad is too important
00:13:08 --> 00:13:11 to... his plans which just shows you're right
00:13:11 --> 00:13:13 how good he is and of course palps has access
00:13:13 --> 00:13:15 to the the coffers of the republic so he's able
00:13:15 --> 00:13:18 to pay him whatever he needs exactly all right
00:13:18 --> 00:13:20 so next question we have from my friend solonine
00:13:20 --> 00:13:23 he goes has the star wars universe ever experienced
00:13:23 --> 00:13:26 a singularity like event where artificial intelligence
00:13:26 --> 00:13:29 outpaced biological intelligence to an extreme
00:13:29 --> 00:13:33 degree is it honestly one of the few ones where
00:13:33 --> 00:13:35 machines are completely integrated society society
00:13:35 --> 00:13:40 and yet still choose to coexist so interesting
00:13:40 --> 00:13:42 question um there's a plot line right now right
00:13:42 --> 00:13:45 an ongoing plot line where there's a like galaxy
00:13:45 --> 00:13:48 -wide threat that's this like droid ai the dark
00:13:48 --> 00:13:51 droids yeah yeah yeah yeah i just i just got
00:13:51 --> 00:13:54 the the second issue of that released on my birthday
00:13:54 --> 00:13:57 i i have them in my room i haven't read it yet
00:13:57 --> 00:14:00 so i really don't know um much about it but i
00:14:00 --> 00:14:05 can answer from a legend standpoint too so there
00:14:05 --> 00:14:11 is a extra galactic entity called the ssiruk
00:14:11 --> 00:14:16 and their entire like culture was basically turning
00:14:16 --> 00:14:22 human or like living life into technology it's
00:14:22 --> 00:14:25 not really like artificial intelligence outpacing
00:14:25 --> 00:14:29 biological intelligence but it's biological intelligence
00:14:29 --> 00:14:32 kind of being converted to artificial intelligence
00:14:32 --> 00:14:35 in a way i don't i can't think of anything else
00:14:35 --> 00:14:37 in the star wars legends timeline that's similar
00:14:37 --> 00:14:41 it doesn't seem like ai has has ever kind of
00:14:41 --> 00:14:44 tried to take over to in my opinion now this
00:14:44 --> 00:14:46 new stuff might be might be something interesting
00:14:46 --> 00:14:49 but for the most part yeah droids are subservient
00:14:49 --> 00:14:53 there are examples where droids break the subservience
00:14:53 --> 00:14:57 and become semi -sentient even one situation
00:14:57 --> 00:15:02 being i5yq from the coruscant night series and
00:15:02 --> 00:15:05 in fact he is able to be sensed in the force
00:15:06 --> 00:15:09 because his his first owner owner lauren pavin
00:15:09 --> 00:15:13 uh was so close to him and then jack's pavin
00:15:13 --> 00:15:16 lauren's son who becomes a jedi that fights darth
00:15:16 --> 00:15:19 vader like just has such unique experience with
00:15:19 --> 00:15:23 this droid uh so to answer your i guess to completely
00:15:23 --> 00:15:26 answer your question uh no i guess it's never
00:15:26 --> 00:15:29 experienced a singularity like event where artificial
00:15:29 --> 00:15:31 intelligence outpaced biological intelligence
00:15:31 --> 00:15:33 uh the only thing i could think of that that
00:15:33 --> 00:15:37 is somewhat like that is the sea rook but outside
00:15:37 --> 00:15:39 of that i can't think of anything what about
00:15:39 --> 00:15:43 you hunter uh what the droid bounty hunter uh
00:15:43 --> 00:15:47 no no no the one that helps cal the super intelligent
00:15:47 --> 00:15:50 one that that shits on meat bags the intelligent
00:15:50 --> 00:15:54 one that shits on meat bags They get them information
00:15:54 --> 00:15:56 about like caught drive yards and whatnot. They're
00:15:56 --> 00:16:02 a pair. It's a meat bag and a droid. Oh, TK -Zero.
00:16:02 --> 00:16:04 Yes. Thank you. Yes. Yeah, I know who you're
00:16:04 --> 00:16:06 talking about. What was his human partner? Was
00:16:06 --> 00:16:08 it Gabe? Gabe and TK -Zero, I think. Yeah, G
00:16:08 --> 00:16:10 -A -I -B. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:16:10 --> 00:16:13 yeah, yeah, yeah. TK -Zero. Yeah. TK -Zero was
00:16:13 --> 00:16:17 definitely... definitely surpassed humans in
00:16:17 --> 00:16:19 terms of intelligence and he let them know. But
00:16:19 --> 00:16:21 don't all droids surpass humans in terms of intelligence?
00:16:22 --> 00:16:25 No. Yes. No. Well, at least, no, I'm pretty sure
00:16:25 --> 00:16:27 like C -3PO always talks about how he's smarter
00:16:27 --> 00:16:31 than the humans. C -3PO is not smarter. He just
00:16:31 --> 00:16:33 speaks all the languages. Yes. He just speaks
00:16:33 --> 00:16:36 a lot of languages. He's a protocol droid and
00:16:36 --> 00:16:38 he's programmed to be that way. TK -0 is a little
00:16:38 --> 00:16:41 bit different. TK -0's like got his own personality.
00:16:41 --> 00:16:44 He's definitely more advanced as a droid. All
00:16:44 --> 00:16:46 right, so this next question, and this is one
00:16:46 --> 00:16:48 that we can all answer. I'll let Bonk Bonk go
00:16:48 --> 00:16:52 first since he hasn't gotten to say much. So
00:16:52 --> 00:16:55 the question is, what are your power rankings
00:16:55 --> 00:16:57 for the first six movies? Can you come back to
00:16:57 --> 00:17:00 me? Okay, because I already know mine. So power
00:17:00 --> 00:17:03 rankings being like all the... Like in order,
00:17:03 --> 00:17:06 best to least. Just, yeah, in the order of the
00:17:06 --> 00:17:09 first six movies, which is your, like, favorite
00:17:09 --> 00:17:10 to least favorite? Oh, just, like, ranking the
00:17:10 --> 00:17:13 movies? Yeah, just the movies. Oh, I thought
00:17:13 --> 00:17:15 we were, like, ranking people, and I was like,
00:17:15 --> 00:17:16 damn. No, no, no, just the original movies. Compile
00:17:16 --> 00:17:19 a big -ass list. No, the first six months. I'm
00:17:19 --> 00:17:21 going to get a lot of hate, but my favorites
00:17:21 --> 00:17:24 are Attack of the Clone and then Revenge of the
00:17:24 --> 00:17:26 Sith. You're cringe. You're just a cringe. I
00:17:26 --> 00:17:30 like Jango. Okay. Then I got Empire Strikes Back.
00:17:30 --> 00:17:33 So my boy Boba's in there. So I like two, three,
00:17:33 --> 00:17:36 five. Then what? It's probably more like three,
00:17:36 --> 00:17:41 two, five. And then six. four, one, three, two,
00:17:41 --> 00:17:44 five, six, four, one. Okay. That's you. Mine
00:17:44 --> 00:17:46 is okay. Empire Strikes Back is always going
00:17:46 --> 00:17:49 to be my favorite because Yoda beating the out
00:17:49 --> 00:17:52 of R2D2 will never not be hilarious. Also, when
00:17:52 --> 00:17:56 you realize that the mother knew exactly who
00:17:56 --> 00:17:59 R2 was and still beat his ass. So that's my number
00:17:59 --> 00:18:03 one always. Then after that three for sure. So
00:18:03 --> 00:18:07 I do like three Revenge of the Sith and the novelization
00:18:07 --> 00:18:09 by Matt Stover just that. They really sold it.
00:18:09 --> 00:18:11 It was really good. The lightsaber choreography
00:18:11 --> 00:18:12 in the movie was fantastic. Oh, we're just talking
00:18:12 --> 00:18:14 about the movie. So the lightsaber choreography
00:18:14 --> 00:18:17 was absolutely fantastic. Absolutely loved it.
00:18:17 --> 00:18:21 It was great. Then after that, six for sure.
00:18:21 --> 00:18:25 And then two, four, one. So yeah, minus five,
00:18:25 --> 00:18:28 three, six, two, four, one. All right, bong,
00:18:28 --> 00:18:32 bong. Seven, eight, nine. After one, put seven,
00:18:32 --> 00:18:37 eight, nine. No. Or 879, right? Yeah, 879 for
00:18:37 --> 00:18:40 sure would be my order for those. Rogue One,
00:18:40 --> 00:18:42 if I were to throw that in there, I would put
00:18:42 --> 00:18:46 Rogue One right after three. I would go 5 -3
00:18:46 --> 00:18:48 Rogue One, 6 -2, 4 -1. I would even put Rogue
00:18:48 --> 00:18:52 One before 3 for mine. I'd go 2 Rogue... Well,
00:18:52 --> 00:18:54 I'd go 3 Rogue One, 2. Yeah, I'd probably go
00:18:54 --> 00:18:56 3 Rogue One, 2. And then the rest of my stuff.
00:18:57 --> 00:18:58 Empire Strikes Back will always be number one
00:18:58 --> 00:19:01 for me. Always. Especially since... Okay, so
00:19:01 --> 00:19:05 Disney went back and made it canon that when
00:19:05 --> 00:19:08 Luke shows up to Dagobah, Yoda is high off of
00:19:08 --> 00:19:11 his f***ing Geimer stick. So when Luke shows
00:19:11 --> 00:19:14 up, the reason why Yoda... Yoda wants to find
00:19:14 --> 00:19:18 whatever food he has because Yoda canonically
00:19:18 --> 00:19:20 has the goddamn munchies. That is hilarious.
00:19:21 --> 00:19:24 One of my like factors for rating the movies
00:19:24 --> 00:19:27 is the series is called Star Wars. If you're
00:19:27 --> 00:19:29 not in space having a battle in spaceships, what
00:19:29 --> 00:19:32 are you doing in Star Wars? I love the movies
00:19:32 --> 00:19:35 that have the dope space battles. They got to
00:19:35 --> 00:19:39 have dope space battles. Rogue One, amazing space
00:19:39 --> 00:19:42 battles. Three, amazing space battle. The beginning
00:19:42 --> 00:19:46 sequence. Two. The sequence with Django versus
00:19:46 --> 00:19:50 Obi -Wan, I love the sound of those detonators.
00:19:50 --> 00:19:52 I forget the name of them. I love the sound.
00:19:52 --> 00:19:57 It's so, so iconic. One, just, what space battle
00:19:57 --> 00:20:00 do we have in one? Little Anakin going into the...
00:20:00 --> 00:20:02 The Naboo Trade Federation. That doesn't count.
00:20:02 --> 00:20:05 He tried spinning. And he spun a crappy tail.
00:20:05 --> 00:20:08 And 4 has a good space battle. It was obviously
00:20:08 --> 00:20:11 the first one, so they learned from that. 4 has
00:20:11 --> 00:20:14 a good space battle. 6 has a good space battle.
00:20:14 --> 00:20:17 5 basically has nothing. I just... Seven has
00:20:17 --> 00:20:19 nothing. I don't even want to count the sequel
00:20:19 --> 00:20:20 trilogy. Because if I start talking about the
00:20:20 --> 00:20:22 sequel trilogy, I'm just shit -talked for another
00:20:22 --> 00:20:24 hour. There's so much wrong with them. Not even
00:20:24 --> 00:20:27 going to touch that piece of shit. The only redeeming
00:20:27 --> 00:20:30 sequences in terms of space with those are Poe.
00:20:30 --> 00:20:32 Everything with Poe is good when he's in a spaceship.
00:20:32 --> 00:20:35 When he's not in a spaceship, I don't know about
00:20:35 --> 00:20:37 Poe. Seven, eight, nine, and Solo should just
00:20:37 --> 00:20:39 not have been made. They should just not have
00:20:39 --> 00:20:42 been made. I don't hate that Solo was made. Solo...
00:20:43 --> 00:20:45 I didn't hate Solo. I like that we get the backstory
00:20:45 --> 00:20:48 of how he got the Falcon. I loved seeing Donald
00:20:48 --> 00:20:51 Glover. Okay, I love Donald Glover, but I hate
00:20:51 --> 00:20:55 that they tried to canonize Billy Dee Williams
00:20:55 --> 00:20:59 f***ing up and calling him Han. Why? What was
00:20:59 --> 00:21:04 the point? This is funny. Han Solo. oh it's rough
00:21:04 --> 00:21:07 oh yeah honestly though meal uh mall popping
00:21:07 --> 00:21:09 up and amelia clark who is my she's been my bae
00:21:09 --> 00:21:13 since game of thrones so when i saw her and actually
00:21:13 --> 00:21:16 in fact she is the reason why i have a kira funko
00:21:16 --> 00:21:19 pop up on my shelf because that that's bae that's
00:21:19 --> 00:21:21 that's bae i would i let me tell you something
00:21:21 --> 00:21:24 i would drag my nuts through hot glass for six
00:21:24 --> 00:21:28 and a half miles for a chance to sniff the remnants
00:21:28 --> 00:21:31 of a fart that she had after taco bell at 2 a
00:21:31 --> 00:21:34 .m You are disgusting. Absolutely. Down bad in
00:21:34 --> 00:21:36 the highest degree for her. You're disgusting.
00:21:36 --> 00:21:38 That is definitely a sentence that you said.
00:21:41 --> 00:21:44 Descriptive, unhinged, uncalled for, damn nation
00:21:44 --> 00:21:48 worthy, but real. Absolutely. Absolutely. Oh,
00:21:48 --> 00:21:53 by the way, mine is 5, 4, 6, 3, 2, 1. 5, 4, 6,
00:21:53 --> 00:21:57 3, 2, 1. Okay. Respectable. Yeah. I don't think
00:21:57 --> 00:22:01 that's too off track there. That's like, I feel
00:22:01 --> 00:22:03 like that's what like most people are. They like
00:22:03 --> 00:22:06 the original trilogy. The prequel trilogy is
00:22:06 --> 00:22:08 like lower on their list because I mean, what
00:22:08 --> 00:22:11 the heck? But especially one. But yeah, that's
00:22:11 --> 00:22:13 definitely like a general opinion. All right.
00:22:13 --> 00:22:16 Well, that seems to be all of the questions that
00:22:16 --> 00:22:18 we have. Thank you all so much again for participating
00:22:18 --> 00:22:21 and being here for the recording and for the
00:22:21 --> 00:22:23 main episode and the bonus episode. We really
00:22:23 --> 00:22:26 appreciate all the support. Oh, actually, before
00:22:26 --> 00:22:29 I close out, let me just say that. This has been
00:22:29 --> 00:22:32 the end of the two -part Soka special that we
00:22:32 --> 00:22:36 released. Our next special that we're going to
00:22:36 --> 00:22:38 be releasing, which will be sometime later this
00:22:38 --> 00:22:42 month, will be our season finale. It's going
00:22:42 --> 00:22:45 to be a three -part episode about Obi -Wan the
00:22:45 --> 00:22:48 homie. And that will be concluding our first
00:22:48 --> 00:22:50 season of the podcast. It's been an absolute
00:22:50 --> 00:22:53 blast, guys. You guys are absolutely fantastic.
00:22:53 --> 00:22:55 We love getting to do this for you guys, getting
00:22:55 --> 00:22:58 to talk Star Wars all the time. So until next
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