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00:00:21 --> 00:00:24 Yes. Okay. All right. Women call it breathtaking.
00:00:25 --> 00:00:27 The dust will certainly do that for you. Hold
00:00:27 --> 00:00:28 on. Hold on. And then you hit the, do you hit
00:00:28 --> 00:00:31 them back? Like, yeah, I don't know. You're breathtaking.
00:00:31 --> 00:00:33 No, normally I'm just like, now put it in your
00:00:33 --> 00:00:35 mouth. And then they can't really talk after
00:00:35 --> 00:00:37 that. It's too crunchy. Well, I mean, I mean,
00:00:37 --> 00:00:40 you can still say that while you're putting in
00:00:40 --> 00:00:43 your d***. their mouth you let your cheese dry
00:00:43 --> 00:00:45 out like that wait did you say what dries out
00:00:45 --> 00:00:47 you let your cheese dry out like that cheese
00:00:47 --> 00:00:50 okay all right anyways let's just like move forward
00:01:15 --> 00:01:19 everyone welcome to the force unscripted obi
00:01:19 --> 00:01:22 -wan kenobi series finale bonus episode we've
00:01:22 --> 00:01:27 got hobbs back for his sadly last show as like
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00:01:35 --> 00:01:37 on to bigger and better things we're gonna drag
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00:01:42 --> 00:01:45 say bigger and better things come on now like
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00:01:47 --> 00:01:51 a no like you're going on to a bigger and better
00:01:51 --> 00:01:53 thing no no it's it's it's a way to gas you up
00:01:53 --> 00:01:56 dude this is a this is a little this is nerds
00:01:56 --> 00:02:00 just being nerds man anything is probably a bigger
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00:02:05 --> 00:02:07 may or may not know that there is a there may
00:02:07 --> 00:02:10 or may not be a hobbs ice shaker by advance coming
00:02:10 --> 00:02:12 that i'm probably not supposed to drop but i'm
00:02:12 --> 00:02:15 dropping it anyway so like that might be a thing
00:02:15 --> 00:02:18 i can't confirm or deny yeah and right ice shaker
00:02:18 --> 00:02:21 yes what What does the ice need to be shaken
00:02:21 --> 00:02:23 for? No, no, no. Did it take your lunch money
00:02:23 --> 00:02:25 and you want it back so you got to shake it out
00:02:25 --> 00:02:28 of the ice? That's an instant transmission over
00:02:28 --> 00:02:31 there and shake you. I like it rough and I like
00:02:31 --> 00:02:35 it bumpy too. Oh my God, you are inviting so
00:02:35 --> 00:02:41 much violence. Yeah, guys, we didn't release
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00:02:48 --> 00:02:51 last show with both Hobbs and Bonkity. Bonkity's
00:02:51 --> 00:02:54 here too, even though he's quiet as always. Hello.
00:02:54 --> 00:02:57 The only person we're missing today is Brick.
00:02:57 --> 00:02:59 Actually, where is Brick3PO? Ain't he downstairs?
00:03:00 --> 00:03:02 He might be asleep. He might be asleep. What
00:03:02 --> 00:03:05 the? He's being a brick. He is being a brick.
00:03:05 --> 00:03:08 That is absolutely correct. But it's okay. We've
00:03:08 --> 00:03:11 got the boys here. It's time to get going. We've
00:03:11 --> 00:03:14 got plenty of Star Wars questions to go through.
00:03:14 --> 00:03:16 Feel free to answer any that you want. We've
00:03:16 --> 00:03:18 got quite a few to go through. The first one
00:03:18 --> 00:03:22 is a Canons versus Legends question. Let Hobbs
00:03:22 --> 00:03:25 start this one out. The, what was that? Oh, there
00:03:25 --> 00:03:27 he is. We found Brick3PO. All right, he's here.
00:03:27 --> 00:03:29 Yay. All right, so the first question is canon
00:03:29 --> 00:03:32 versus legends. What are your thoughts on the
00:03:32 --> 00:03:35 shift from the Star Wars expanded universe to
00:03:35 --> 00:03:38 the new canon timeline? Are there aspects of
00:03:38 --> 00:03:41 legends you wish were still considered part of
00:03:41 --> 00:03:44 the official lore? All right, Hobbs, you're starting
00:03:44 --> 00:03:48 this one. Oh, absolutely. There's so much that
00:03:48 --> 00:03:50 I wish that was still from the original, you
00:03:50 --> 00:03:52 know, still part of the lore. Like everything
00:03:52 --> 00:03:58 to do with Emperor Palpatine coming back. somehow
00:03:58 --> 00:04:02 bs the the clone the whole cloning thing okay
00:04:02 --> 00:04:04 and and oh man i wish i had my camera on because
00:04:04 --> 00:04:06 i was gonna totally zoom and be like come here
00:04:06 --> 00:04:10 but uh but if and if they were going to do that
00:04:10 --> 00:04:14 i i've always said that uh Anthony Stark would
00:04:14 --> 00:04:16 make a great young Palpatine, especially if they
00:04:16 --> 00:04:19 did this. As in like RDJ? No, Homelander. What's
00:04:19 --> 00:04:22 that? As in RDJ? Homelander. Homelander. Which
00:04:22 --> 00:04:24 one's Homelander? Homelander. From the Superman
00:04:24 --> 00:04:27 one. Okay, I know who you're talking about. Okay,
00:04:27 --> 00:04:30 okay. I was about to say Robert Downey Jr. No,
00:04:30 --> 00:04:35 Anthony Stark. See, I heard Anthony Stark. Yeah,
00:04:35 --> 00:04:38 see, that's what I heard. Tony Stark. Look, okay,
00:04:38 --> 00:04:40 I can't hear out of one eye, all right? Leave
00:04:40 --> 00:04:42 me alone. But, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see,
00:04:42 --> 00:04:44 I see. Okay, I support that. I support that 100%.
00:04:44 --> 00:04:46 Yeah, and, like, I thought that that would have
00:04:46 --> 00:04:49 been great. The original Thrawn, well, parts
00:04:49 --> 00:04:52 of the original Thrawn story. But they did, okay,
00:04:52 --> 00:04:54 so I think, didn't they actually kind of sort
00:04:54 --> 00:04:57 of put a little bit of that into Rebels, though?
00:04:57 --> 00:05:00 Like, a little bit? So far, as we know, all of
00:05:00 --> 00:05:04 the Thrawn stuff that has been put into the media
00:05:04 --> 00:05:07 right now was run by Timothy Zahn. are some elements
00:05:07 --> 00:05:10 from Legends in him, but it's still technically
00:05:10 --> 00:05:12 a different Thrawn because of the backstory with
00:05:12 --> 00:05:14 Vader now. Right, right, okay. But everything
00:05:14 --> 00:05:16 was ran through Timothy Zahn, who created the
00:05:16 --> 00:05:19 character, so it's Zahn approved, so it's me
00:05:19 --> 00:05:22 approved. Yeah, so it's me, yeah, agreed, agreed.
00:05:22 --> 00:05:24 If Zahn approves, I approve. I'm there with you
00:05:24 --> 00:05:26 on that one. But I'm definitely loving what they're
00:05:26 --> 00:05:28 doing. I'm definitely loving what they're doing
00:05:28 --> 00:05:30 with Thrawn now. They got a great actor to be
00:05:30 --> 00:05:33 him in Ahsoka. Like, I was losing my shit all
00:05:33 --> 00:05:35 throughout that show. Even with his dad bod?
00:05:35 --> 00:05:41 I don't care. I don't care. When he was marching
00:05:41 --> 00:05:44 on the side of the stormtroopers, I saw his gut
00:05:44 --> 00:05:46 before I saw anything else. And I was like, they
00:05:46 --> 00:05:48 did not give Thrawn a dad bod. That was so funny
00:05:48 --> 00:05:51 to me. And just going to put that out there,
00:05:51 --> 00:05:54 sometimes the gut, look at that. actually abs
00:05:54 --> 00:05:58 really yeah unlike the most you know top tier
00:05:58 --> 00:06:04 bodybuilders yeah i mean he could be it's a possibility
00:06:04 --> 00:06:07 are we saying that canon thrawn is yoked is that
00:06:07 --> 00:06:10 what we're trying to say here that would be amazing
00:06:10 --> 00:06:14 if he was yoked obviously yeah oh man but how
00:06:14 --> 00:06:16 do you how else do you think he got that jawline
00:06:16 --> 00:06:19 true you know what you know what no facts facts
00:06:19 --> 00:06:23 facts he's yoked like bison from street fighter
00:06:23 --> 00:06:26 alpha i want to say the thing that i wish they
00:06:26 --> 00:06:28 would have done that they would have kept from
00:06:28 --> 00:06:31 legends to canon would have been everything that
00:06:31 --> 00:06:37 is pre high well pre yeah pre high republic like
00:06:37 --> 00:06:39 i wish they would have just kept all of the exarcoon
00:06:39 --> 00:06:42 the original bane like all that kind of stuff
00:06:42 --> 00:06:44 if anything like i understand that i'm not going
00:06:44 --> 00:06:47 to get the same like post rtj timeline that i'm
00:06:47 --> 00:06:51 going to get in the legends timeline and in canon
00:06:51 --> 00:06:54 but the stuff before where they have like no
00:06:54 --> 00:06:58 media baseline i feel like they should use the
00:06:58 --> 00:07:00 one media that most people trust and that's the
00:07:00 --> 00:07:03 video games agreed like i feel like this story
00:07:03 --> 00:07:06 of kotor and sword or should remain the same
00:07:06 --> 00:07:08 you know except for that one like episode three
00:07:08 --> 00:07:11 video game where the the ending is different
00:07:11 --> 00:07:14 the alternate ending yeah yeah i mean but i'm
00:07:14 --> 00:07:16 talking specifically in regards to that time
00:07:16 --> 00:07:19 period yeah and lee and and gail and mary can
00:07:19 --> 00:07:21 stay exactly where the he is because like that
00:07:21 --> 00:07:25 boy would destroy everything okay star killer
00:07:25 --> 00:07:28 star killer would absolutely obliterate the power
00:07:28 --> 00:07:32 scale yeah like i still i still want star killer
00:07:32 --> 00:07:34 That was a badass storyline. No, I would love
00:07:34 --> 00:07:37 to have a Starkiller storyline. Just don't make
00:07:37 --> 00:07:39 him that powerful. Like, holy crap. But, like,
00:07:40 --> 00:07:42 you know what? If they nerf him, they take away
00:07:42 --> 00:07:45 from part of the story. Because, like, he got
00:07:45 --> 00:07:47 real close to the Emperor's throne. Well, it's
00:07:47 --> 00:07:49 not even that. Like, if they did do it and left
00:07:49 --> 00:07:51 him that strong, they would just have to kill
00:07:51 --> 00:07:54 him like they did in the game. Yeah, true. They
00:07:54 --> 00:07:56 would just have to kill him off. With what we
00:07:56 --> 00:07:59 know about, like, the brother and the sister.
00:08:00 --> 00:08:02 Like what we know about them. I just feel like
00:08:02 --> 00:08:05 Ahsoka Starkiller, like it just goes so perfectly.
00:08:05 --> 00:08:08 Yeah. Like, could you imagine? Like, of course
00:08:08 --> 00:08:10 you got to scale down Galen, but like, come on.
00:08:10 --> 00:08:12 That'd be really, really cool if they tied that
00:08:12 --> 00:08:14 in somehow. That would be really, really good.
00:08:14 --> 00:08:16 That'd be interesting as hell. Like, I'd like
00:08:16 --> 00:08:21 that. Because Ahsoka's a badass too. True. All
00:08:21 --> 00:08:23 right. So the next question, and I'm going to
00:08:23 --> 00:08:25 focus this one on Bonk Bonk because this is definitely
00:08:25 --> 00:08:29 something that he could answer. So how do you
00:08:29 --> 00:08:31 think the different directors, so like George
00:08:31 --> 00:08:37 Lucas, J .J. Abrams, who did The Last Jedi, Rian
00:08:37 --> 00:08:39 Johnson, how do you think that they've influenced
00:08:39 --> 00:08:42 the tone and style of Star Wars films? And do
00:08:42 --> 00:08:46 you have a favorite directorial approach? Take
00:08:46 --> 00:08:49 as much time as you need, by the way. Give me
00:08:49 --> 00:08:53 a sec. You want me to start it off? Yeah. I will
00:08:53 --> 00:08:55 always think that like Empire Strikes Back will
00:08:55 --> 00:08:58 always be my favorite and no one can ever like
00:08:58 --> 00:09:00 take that away from me. So obviously like George
00:09:00 --> 00:09:03 Lucas, aha. Cause Empire is just an amazing movie,
00:09:03 --> 00:09:05 especially like when you think about it in the,
00:09:05 --> 00:09:08 in the aspect of its time, like great, but it's
00:09:08 --> 00:09:11 it yet. Yeah. But if I have to give my favorite
00:09:11 --> 00:09:14 directorial approach, I really think, and as
00:09:14 --> 00:09:17 much as, as I think the sequel trilogies are
00:09:17 --> 00:09:19 because they were all done by different directors
00:09:19 --> 00:09:21 with three different visions. I think that Rian
00:09:21 --> 00:09:24 Johnson, actually did the best of the three new
00:09:24 --> 00:09:28 ones. The cinematography of The Last Jedi is
00:09:28 --> 00:09:31 absolutely breathtaking, in my opinion. The shots
00:09:31 --> 00:09:36 are really good. The premise of, like, that element
00:09:36 --> 00:09:39 of the plot of the sequels is just really great
00:09:39 --> 00:09:43 to me. But the scene where Holdo, like, goes
00:09:43 --> 00:09:45 light speed into the Mega Star Destroyer, like,
00:09:46 --> 00:09:49 that scene is just crisp. It looks beautiful.
00:09:50 --> 00:09:53 It was shot really well. The colors, the darks,
00:09:53 --> 00:09:55 and the lights were amazing. I really think that
00:09:55 --> 00:09:59 from a cinematography aspect, that movie kills
00:09:59 --> 00:10:01 everything else. Because, like, I love Empire
00:10:01 --> 00:10:04 Strikes Back. I love the original trilogy. But,
00:10:04 --> 00:10:06 like, the movies are kind of dated. Like, they're
00:10:06 --> 00:10:08 classics, but they're kind of dated, right? And
00:10:08 --> 00:10:10 I think that if you think of the newest tech
00:10:10 --> 00:10:13 of cinematography is going to be in the most
00:10:13 --> 00:10:15 recent, you know, trilogy. Because, I mean, even
00:10:15 --> 00:10:17 we can kind of say we like the prequel trilogy.
00:10:18 --> 00:10:20 But some of the scenes are kind of cringe acting
00:10:20 --> 00:10:22 -wise. eyes no and there are cringe scenes in
00:10:22 --> 00:10:24 all of them i don't think any movie can ever
00:10:24 --> 00:10:27 escape that truly but i really think that the
00:10:27 --> 00:10:30 yeah i really think the cinematography of episode
00:10:30 --> 00:10:33 eight carries it and it's in a different league
00:10:33 --> 00:10:35 than the other ones are so that's my take on
00:10:35 --> 00:10:37 that question this is also the one with the casino
00:10:37 --> 00:10:41 stuff right yeah canto blight for eight i i hated
00:10:41 --> 00:10:44 the plot so much the way it was it just there's
00:10:44 --> 00:10:46 it just doesn't make sense to me oh no it doesn't
00:10:46 --> 00:10:49 the last scene will piss me off to no end but
00:10:49 --> 00:10:51 I think that's going to piss everybody off to
00:10:51 --> 00:10:54 no end. I like Luke Skywalker across the galaxy.
00:10:54 --> 00:11:00 I like the Holdo scene. I like the AT -ATs shooting
00:11:00 --> 00:11:01 the f*** out of the sand because they think that's
00:11:01 --> 00:11:04 a physical Luke. So all your favorite parts of
00:11:04 --> 00:11:09 the movie are in like a five minute window and
00:11:09 --> 00:11:11 then everything else is just like ass, right?
00:11:11 --> 00:11:14 I mean, for the most part, yeah. that's what
00:11:14 --> 00:11:19 yeah i was gonna say a lot of them holds throughout
00:11:19 --> 00:11:22 the movie because like nine cinematography didn't
00:11:22 --> 00:11:24 make much sense because it kept pissing me off
00:11:24 --> 00:11:28 like the knife with the death star like no no
00:11:28 --> 00:11:30 shot that doesn't make any sense that's not how
00:11:30 --> 00:11:31 years of weathering on a planet where there's
00:11:31 --> 00:11:34 nothing but massive waves works that's not how
00:11:34 --> 00:11:37 metal survived the same thing i was like oh boy
00:11:37 --> 00:11:40 somebody did not take science class and then
00:11:40 --> 00:11:43 i guess jj abrams the cinema Cinematography of
00:11:43 --> 00:11:45 Seven is, like, okay. There's nothing, like,
00:11:45 --> 00:11:47 in that movie that, like, particularly stands
00:11:47 --> 00:11:50 out looking more beautiful than the rest. Not
00:11:50 --> 00:11:52 that I can remember. One of my favorite scenes
00:11:52 --> 00:11:55 is all the Death Stars on the surface of Jakku.
00:11:56 --> 00:11:58 Like, when they, like, pan onto those, just destroyed
00:11:58 --> 00:12:01 and rotting and being picked apart by scavengers.
00:12:02 --> 00:12:04 I really enjoyed those scenes, especially because
00:12:04 --> 00:12:06 there's, like, nothing else going on. I also
00:12:06 --> 00:12:10 really liked the Poe and crew coming across the
00:12:10 --> 00:12:13 water towards Maz's place. Actually, yeah, the
00:12:13 --> 00:12:17 scene from inside the transport, I thought that
00:12:17 --> 00:12:19 was really well shot. Kind of sort of reminding
00:12:19 --> 00:12:23 me of an actual drop ship, you know? What would
00:12:23 --> 00:12:25 actually be happening inside of a drop ship.
00:12:25 --> 00:12:27 I thought that was well shot, too. Oh, you know
00:12:27 --> 00:12:29 one thing that I even think about, and I don't
00:12:29 --> 00:12:32 even know how I forgot it. What was their name?
00:12:34 --> 00:12:37 Edwards. What's his name? Gareth? Gareth Edwards?
00:12:37 --> 00:12:42 The guy who directed Rogue One. oh that's a that
00:12:42 --> 00:12:45 number one yeah give him number one that that
00:12:45 --> 00:12:48 is absolutely the best one yeah i will even say
00:12:48 --> 00:12:51 yeah yeah gareth edwards and yeah no rogue one
00:12:51 --> 00:12:54 was robin was hype what's the what's the planet
00:12:54 --> 00:12:57 called at the end again scarif yes the battle
00:12:57 --> 00:13:00 with like the x -wings diving through the the
00:13:00 --> 00:13:03 blast shield to like bring air support for the
00:13:03 --> 00:13:05 the guys on the ground i love that entire like
00:13:05 --> 00:13:08 battle sequence it's just so good and they all
00:13:08 --> 00:13:11 die which is you know even heart like you just
00:13:11 --> 00:13:14 saw them do all this badass stuff and then every
00:13:14 --> 00:13:17 single one of them goes up in like flames and
00:13:17 --> 00:13:18 you're just like you just want to salute all
00:13:18 --> 00:13:20 of them you're like damn like you came through
00:13:20 --> 00:13:24 but also r .i .p buddy so now that you mentioned
00:13:24 --> 00:13:27 that when she because of that i actually dubbed
00:13:27 --> 00:13:30 that star rogue one i gave it a nickname i called
00:13:30 --> 00:13:33 it star wars reach oh yeah before i laughed at
00:13:33 --> 00:13:35 that yeah i played reach and i was like this
00:13:35 --> 00:13:37 is just star wars but halo reach and i'm here
00:13:37 --> 00:13:41 for this i'm absolutely here for this yeah basically
00:13:41 --> 00:13:45 uh andor and uh what was her name again urso
00:13:45 --> 00:13:49 urso yeah generous no yeah generous for them
00:13:49 --> 00:13:52 they basically had that uh that noble six mission
00:13:52 --> 00:13:55 survive obviously that wasn't gonna happen but
00:13:55 --> 00:13:58 i like the fact that there was no real like heavy
00:13:58 --> 00:14:01 element on like love interest in that movie too
00:14:01 --> 00:14:04 yeah yeah just a teeny bit with with jen and
00:14:04 --> 00:14:08 um like the smallest amount though yeah it was
00:14:08 --> 00:14:11 so like it was not relevant to the plot and it
00:14:11 --> 00:14:13 didn't like the lack of it didn't like not move
00:14:13 --> 00:14:16 the plot yeah i know that was a weird way to
00:14:16 --> 00:14:18 say that but tiniest the tiniest the tiniest
00:14:18 --> 00:14:20 of subplots yeah it was like a little pinch you
00:14:20 --> 00:14:22 know It was, like, just right. It's like that
00:14:22 --> 00:14:25 dude seasoning the f***ing... It's Salt Bae.
00:14:25 --> 00:14:26 It's just a little sprinkle. That was his name,
00:14:26 --> 00:14:28 right? It was Salt Bae? Yeah, it was. It was
00:14:28 --> 00:14:32 Salt Bae. Yeah. Alright, so Bonk Bar, did you
00:14:32 --> 00:14:34 give your full answer? Um, I don't know. Question.
00:14:35 --> 00:14:37 George Lucas' wife didn't help him with the prequels,
00:14:37 --> 00:14:40 right? I do not know the answer to that. I'm
00:14:40 --> 00:14:42 gonna be honest with you. Okay, because, like,
00:14:42 --> 00:14:45 I'm pretty sure that's how it was. She helped
00:14:45 --> 00:14:47 out with the original, and then the prequels,
00:14:47 --> 00:14:49 it was just George, and he kind of went, like,
00:14:49 --> 00:14:52 nuts with it. So my favorite would be George
00:14:52 --> 00:14:54 and his wife when they did the original. Okay.
00:14:54 --> 00:14:56 Apparently she hated it. The prequels. A lot
00:14:56 --> 00:15:01 of people did. But I don't know. It's hard to
00:15:01 --> 00:15:04 compare because like there's been such advancements.
00:15:04 --> 00:15:08 yeah it's like what the pre the original series
00:15:08 --> 00:15:11 was what 60s 70s when it came out and it's just
00:15:11 --> 00:15:14 like all practical effects compared to like the
00:15:14 --> 00:15:18 early all the cgi see whenever i whenever i talk
00:15:18 --> 00:15:20 about like how the movies go whenever i tell
00:15:20 --> 00:15:23 people i i don't go i i rate the movies based
00:15:23 --> 00:15:25 on their how they came out in their time the
00:15:25 --> 00:15:28 original prequels were or the original uh trilogy
00:15:29 --> 00:15:31 good movies good star wars for their time the
00:15:31 --> 00:15:34 prequel trilogy is okay movies because some people
00:15:34 --> 00:15:35 loved them and some people hated them it was
00:15:35 --> 00:15:38 a very polar release but still good star wars
00:15:38 --> 00:15:42 the the last three bad movies for the most part
00:15:42 --> 00:15:44 and bad star wars and that that's i feel like
00:15:44 --> 00:15:46 that's the only relevant measure that those movies
00:15:46 --> 00:15:49 need yeah i could agree with that there were
00:15:49 --> 00:15:52 definitely very very very weak movies if there
00:15:52 --> 00:15:55 was a way to describe it you have like one of
00:15:55 --> 00:15:59 the biggest sci -fi chains merchandising history
00:15:59 --> 00:16:04 like in forever and the sequel trilogy coming
00:16:04 --> 00:16:07 out in the 21st century with all of these brilliant
00:16:07 --> 00:16:11 screenwriters and stuff had absolutely no collaboration
00:16:11 --> 00:16:13 they were done by three different direct like
00:16:13 --> 00:16:16 i don't understand what the hell they were thinking
00:16:16 --> 00:16:18 there was no plan it was just money it was star
00:16:18 --> 00:16:20 wars and money yeah that's definitely what it
00:16:20 --> 00:16:23 sounds like that does tend to ruin like all the
00:16:23 --> 00:16:27 best of things doesn't it yeah disney all right
00:16:27 --> 00:16:30 so this next question is about the force it says
00:16:30 --> 00:16:33 how would you interpret the balance of the force
00:16:33 --> 00:16:36 do you believe the chosen one prophecy was fulfilled
00:16:36 --> 00:16:39 in the way it was intended or are there alternate
00:16:39 --> 00:16:43 theories you find compelling all right who wants
00:16:43 --> 00:16:47 to take this one first hunter did it get okay
00:16:47 --> 00:16:50 the question was worded in a way that i can say
00:16:50 --> 00:16:52 my piece and still be right was it fulfilled
00:16:52 --> 00:16:55 in its original intended form no i don't think
00:16:55 --> 00:16:59 so the mortis the mortis section was the the
00:16:59 --> 00:17:01 jam that's where it should have been fulfilled
00:17:01 --> 00:17:03 but was it eventually fulfilled now that we've
00:17:03 --> 00:17:06 seen ahsoka and we've seen what's up with anakin
00:17:06 --> 00:17:09 yeah it was he's the badass he's the father now
00:17:09 --> 00:17:12 and yeah it's fulfilled it took a really long
00:17:12 --> 00:17:15 time to get there and you know before the ahsoka
00:17:15 --> 00:17:16 show came out i would have i would have fought
00:17:16 --> 00:17:18 for forever to say that it was never fulfilled
00:17:18 --> 00:17:21 but certainly looks to be that way even though
00:17:21 --> 00:17:23 palpatine returned i agree also that's basically
00:17:23 --> 00:17:25 my take on it i don't think that could be said
00:17:25 --> 00:17:27 any other way I don't think that the Force is
00:17:27 --> 00:17:29 in balance, though. I don't think that, like,
00:17:29 --> 00:17:31 when we get to the end, because, like, obviously,
00:17:32 --> 00:17:34 like, he's still the father by the time, like,
00:17:35 --> 00:17:37 The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker come
00:17:37 --> 00:17:39 around, right? But I feel like in those movies,
00:17:39 --> 00:17:41 which is, like, the latest in the timeline we
00:17:41 --> 00:17:43 are, I don't feel like the Force is balanced,
00:17:43 --> 00:17:45 even when we get to, like, Rey at the end. But
00:17:45 --> 00:17:48 Palpatine artificially did all that stuff, right?
00:17:49 --> 00:17:51 Like, it wasn't a bunch of people, like, just
00:17:51 --> 00:17:54 naturally turned to the dark side. It was Palps
00:17:54 --> 00:17:57 and his... failure of a clone, Snoke, all of
00:17:57 --> 00:18:00 that was artificially created imbalance. Yeah,
00:18:00 --> 00:18:03 but that still has an effect on the cosmic force.
00:18:03 --> 00:18:07 Right, but I think with the fact that immediately,
00:18:07 --> 00:18:12 essentially, Rey pops up, OP, deals with the
00:18:12 --> 00:18:15 imbalance fairly quickly, the span of just a
00:18:15 --> 00:18:17 few years, just like Luke did. Yeah, it wasn't
00:18:17 --> 00:18:20 that long. Yeah, the force definitely checked
00:18:20 --> 00:18:23 itself right there. Maybe. I still feel like
00:18:23 --> 00:18:26 we'll feel ripples. team we'll have to see what
00:18:26 --> 00:18:28 the new ray movie that comes out but when she's
00:18:28 --> 00:18:31 fighting palps and all you hear all the jedi
00:18:31 --> 00:18:34 voices that's that's a good indicator that That
00:18:34 --> 00:18:37 was the will of the force. Everybody's helping
00:18:37 --> 00:18:39 her. Okay. Even the ones that aren't ghosts.
00:18:39 --> 00:18:42 Okay. So let me, let me hit you with a small
00:18:42 --> 00:18:44 counterpoint. So we can kind of agree that like
00:18:44 --> 00:18:47 a similar thing must've happened when like Vader
00:18:47 --> 00:18:50 initially tossed Palpatine down the shaft, right?
00:18:50 --> 00:18:52 Like the will of the force, like this is what
00:18:52 --> 00:18:54 must be done. Anakin Skywalker must be redeemed
00:18:54 --> 00:18:56 in order to become the father. Palpatine must
00:18:56 --> 00:18:59 go down the shaft, explode. Right. But in the
00:18:59 --> 00:19:01 legends book, they clearly described that like,
00:19:01 --> 00:19:03 even though Palpatine is dead, like there are
00:19:03 --> 00:19:06 definitely places. that have his presence still
00:19:06 --> 00:19:09 on them and are still next side of the dark side
00:19:09 --> 00:19:10 luke even describes it like these are dark side
00:19:10 --> 00:19:13 nexuses that still exist so that being said what
00:19:13 --> 00:19:16 is there to say that that does not exist like
00:19:16 --> 00:19:19 now nothing i mean because i don't still mean
00:19:19 --> 00:19:22 that the forces of balance in imbalance no i
00:19:22 --> 00:19:24 i don't think it does mean that like there could
00:19:24 --> 00:19:26 be pockets of but it does it not mean negative
00:19:26 --> 00:19:29 energy no no the the imbalance is based off of
00:19:29 --> 00:19:32 the people wielding the the power right if if
00:19:32 --> 00:19:35 big power is gone for good that like his his
00:19:35 --> 00:19:38 power and kylo too i mean even though he was
00:19:38 --> 00:19:41 quote unquote redeemed by making out with ray
00:19:41 --> 00:19:44 but um the the imbalance comes from the people
00:19:44 --> 00:19:47 actually like wielding the perversion of the
00:19:47 --> 00:19:50 force which is the dark side then explain exar
00:19:50 --> 00:19:52 kun on yavin 4 what do you mean explain exar
00:19:52 --> 00:19:56 kun on yavin 4 he's a ghost okay he's dead still
00:19:56 --> 00:19:58 using the dark side okay he's still not a physical
00:19:58 --> 00:20:01 like person he's that this is one of those next
00:20:01 --> 00:20:02 side you're talking about i'm getting I'm getting
00:20:02 --> 00:20:06 there. Let me finish. No, there's there's probably
00:20:06 --> 00:20:08 always going to be pockets of dark side energy.
00:20:08 --> 00:20:11 People have to like clean them out. That's I
00:20:11 --> 00:20:13 mean, that's the work of the Jedi. We lost our
00:20:13 --> 00:20:16 second rebuild of the order. So there's not enough
00:20:16 --> 00:20:18 people to go around to go out and like sweep
00:20:18 --> 00:20:20 the freaking dirt off the ground, which is, you
00:20:20 --> 00:20:22 know, dark side next side or whatever you want
00:20:22 --> 00:20:24 to call them. Right. So once once Ray builds
00:20:24 --> 00:20:27 up her new order, then they can flock and they
00:20:27 --> 00:20:30 can flourish or whatever and go out and. Do all
00:20:30 --> 00:20:33 their little, I destroyed this one ghost of Exar
00:20:33 --> 00:20:35 Kun that took over this little kid's body and
00:20:35 --> 00:20:37 was wrecking shop. They can do that. You know
00:20:37 --> 00:20:41 what? If anything is released about Rey and there's
00:20:41 --> 00:20:43 like a big bad in there. and they're any kind
00:20:43 --> 00:20:45 of related to the Dark Side, and be like, hey,
00:20:45 --> 00:20:47 Hunter, guess what? There was always a bigger
00:20:47 --> 00:20:49 fish. The force wasn't balanced. Look at that.
00:20:49 --> 00:20:51 It's gonna be, uh, it's gonna be, what's his
00:20:51 --> 00:20:54 name's fault? Balin. That takes place when, oh,
00:20:54 --> 00:20:55 okay, I see what you're saying. It's gonna be
00:20:55 --> 00:20:58 his fault, yeah. I mean, I also feel like, like,
00:20:58 --> 00:21:00 you're both right, because, but, but, like, in
00:21:00 --> 00:21:02 a way, it's kind of sort of like a good can't,
00:21:02 --> 00:21:05 a good cannot, you know, exist without evil type
00:21:05 --> 00:21:08 of deal, which is probably why, you know, they
00:21:08 --> 00:21:11 have, they, they have those pockets, so, like,
00:21:11 --> 00:21:14 maybe, maybe, it is balanced, but because of
00:21:14 --> 00:21:16 those pockets, you know, being that there's always
00:21:16 --> 00:21:19 going to be some type of disruption as long as
00:21:19 --> 00:21:21 there is, you know, as long as there's light,
00:21:21 --> 00:21:23 there's always darkness. Maybe that in itself
00:21:23 --> 00:21:25 is balance. I agree. I just need Hunter to be
00:21:25 --> 00:21:28 wrong, okay? No, no. I'm going to agree. No,
00:21:29 --> 00:21:31 I agree with what Hobbs is saying. 50 -50 split
00:21:31 --> 00:21:34 would be good. With Palps in power, it's a 90
00:21:34 --> 00:21:37 -10 split between Palps and everybody else. Everything
00:21:37 --> 00:21:41 else, yeah. So once Palps is gone, it goes back
00:21:41 --> 00:21:43 down to that. We're in balance. We check each
00:21:43 --> 00:21:46 other. Yeah, basically. Okay. They clean out
00:21:46 --> 00:21:47 all those pockets, isn't it? It's just going
00:21:47 --> 00:21:50 to lead to another Palpatine -like figure because
00:21:50 --> 00:21:53 there has to be balance. Possibly. That's what
00:21:53 --> 00:21:55 I would think. Yeah, probably. So one thing a
00:21:55 --> 00:21:58 lot of people don't know, or there's speculation
00:21:58 --> 00:22:01 around it. We're never confirmed it, but in the
00:22:01 --> 00:22:03 Legends timeline, because Darth Plagueis was
00:22:03 --> 00:22:06 like so perverse in his manipulation of the force.
00:22:07 --> 00:22:10 Plagueis and Sidious both believe that Anakin
00:22:10 --> 00:22:12 Skywalker was a direct result of him sinning
00:22:12 --> 00:22:15 towards the force because Plagueis was trying
00:22:15 --> 00:22:17 to manipulate midichlorians and life. The force
00:22:17 --> 00:22:19 was like, all right, force Jesus time. Like you
00:22:19 --> 00:22:22 did this. Like this is the result of your sin.
00:22:22 --> 00:22:24 You were trying to be the force demon. Now here
00:22:24 --> 00:22:27 comes force Jesus. I mean, he had no father.
00:22:27 --> 00:22:29 He had no father. He was the product of the sun.
00:22:29 --> 00:22:32 Skywalker had that good. She was getting pregnant
00:22:32 --> 00:22:34 off, like, radiation waves from the Tatooine
00:22:34 --> 00:22:38 surface. Wow. She got impregnated by Tatooinean
00:22:38 --> 00:22:41 sand. That's what happened. She got a toy made
00:22:41 --> 00:22:45 by the Wills. The Wills. Will Smith, Will Shatner,
00:22:45 --> 00:22:49 and Will deez nuts into her Skyissy? Skywalkerissy?
00:22:50 --> 00:22:53 Skywussy? All right, I'll stop. I'm sorry. Hunter,
00:22:53 --> 00:22:56 your wife is home, and I'm trying so hard to
00:22:56 --> 00:22:57 hold this fart in while she puts away groceries.
00:22:58 --> 00:23:01 Oh, my God. Hi, Tina. Next question. Sorry, I
00:23:01 --> 00:23:03 got distracted. All right. This one is about
00:23:03 --> 00:23:06 moral ambiguity. It says, Star Wars often deals
00:23:06 --> 00:23:10 with themes of morality and redemption. Are there
00:23:10 --> 00:23:13 characters whose moral journeys you find especially
00:23:13 --> 00:23:16 complex or interesting? Okay, I kind of want
00:23:16 --> 00:23:19 to start this one off, actually. So as much as
00:23:19 --> 00:23:21 I hate him because he killed like my favorite
00:23:21 --> 00:23:23 character. Damn it. I was going to pick him too.
00:23:24 --> 00:23:29 We can pick the same one. It's okay. I think.
00:23:29 --> 00:23:34 Jason Solo's journey, his entire story is interesting.
00:23:35 --> 00:23:37 Because I read the story, like the New Jedi Order
00:23:37 --> 00:23:41 and Legacy of the Force, which is basically like
00:23:41 --> 00:23:45 Jason Solo from like 16 to like 32 when he dies.
00:23:45 --> 00:23:47 I think he's like 30. They're like 32, 33 when
00:23:47 --> 00:23:49 he dies. So you see like a big majority of his
00:23:49 --> 00:23:50 life. But because of that, I decided to go back
00:23:50 --> 00:23:53 and read the Junior Jedi Knights and the Young
00:23:53 --> 00:23:55 Jedi Knights, which is like basically when they're
00:23:55 --> 00:23:58 starting off as like 11 to about 16, like that
00:23:58 --> 00:24:01 time. And then, of course, we get the other Legends
00:24:01 --> 00:24:02 books where they're like growing up and getting
00:24:02 --> 00:24:05 kidnapped every other weekend. They're away from
00:24:05 --> 00:24:09 their parents. But seeing Jason's story in full,
00:24:10 --> 00:24:13 knowing what he went through, always raises questions.
00:24:13 --> 00:24:16 And I find it like the wording of the question
00:24:16 --> 00:24:19 says that you find especially complex or interesting.
00:24:19 --> 00:24:22 And I find his both because he is the son of
00:24:22 --> 00:24:26 Han and Leia Solo, Luke's nephew, very naturally
00:24:26 --> 00:24:28 strong in the force because Skywalker blood,
00:24:28 --> 00:24:32 obviously, has a really interesting upbringing.
00:24:32 --> 00:24:35 Like the first three years of his life, he's
00:24:35 --> 00:24:37 basically kind of like held off without seeing
00:24:37 --> 00:24:39 his parents, like with his twin sister, Jaina,
00:24:39 --> 00:24:41 and his brother, who's a year and a half younger
00:24:41 --> 00:24:43 than him, Anakin. They basically get secluded
00:24:43 --> 00:24:45 from their parents because their parents are
00:24:45 --> 00:24:48 still doing galaxy death defying stuff and still
00:24:48 --> 00:24:50 running around and they don't want their children
00:24:50 --> 00:24:52 in danger. So your children don't know their
00:24:52 --> 00:24:54 parents for like the first four years of their
00:24:54 --> 00:24:56 life for the most part. They see them occasionally,
00:24:56 --> 00:24:57 but they don't think that their parents. Then
00:24:57 --> 00:24:59 they finally do get to spend time with their
00:24:59 --> 00:25:00 parents and they're getting kidnapped every other
00:25:00 --> 00:25:03 weekend. Then they finally become of age and
00:25:03 --> 00:25:06 are able to go off to Yavin 4 for the Jedi training
00:25:06 --> 00:25:09 camp and learn at the Praxium. But then straight
00:25:09 --> 00:25:12 after they finish journeying around the galaxy
00:25:12 --> 00:25:16 with their comrades, Lobaka, Tenelkha, Raynar,
00:25:16 --> 00:25:19 Lusa, all these people who are young Jedi Knights
00:25:19 --> 00:25:21 with them, they go straight into a war. After
00:25:21 --> 00:25:23 a childhood of running around the galaxy, fighting
00:25:23 --> 00:25:26 the Second Imperium, Dark Jedi, and all. that
00:25:26 --> 00:25:29 kind of stuff, go straight into a war where their
00:25:29 --> 00:25:32 cousin, the child of Luke Skywalker, Mara Jade
00:25:32 --> 00:25:35 is born. Jason ends up getting kidnapped by the
00:25:35 --> 00:25:38 Vong, tortured by them, basically having the
00:25:38 --> 00:25:42 force ripped away from him by a Jedi who had
00:25:42 --> 00:25:45 gone off with the Vong like 45 years prior to
00:25:45 --> 00:25:49 that. And it was training Jason Solo to be basically
00:25:49 --> 00:25:51 a badass. And then by the time he comes back
00:25:51 --> 00:25:54 for the last book of the war, Jason is so just
00:25:54 --> 00:25:57 unnaturally strong in the force compared to his
00:25:57 --> 00:25:59 sister um he's not luke level obviously and he's
00:25:59 --> 00:26:01 not mara level like he's not a master but he's
00:26:01 --> 00:26:04 dang near close for being i think at the end
00:26:04 --> 00:26:07 of the war that he's like 21 22 and then he goes
00:26:07 --> 00:26:10 off on this trek across the galaxy, doing the
00:26:10 --> 00:26:12 same thing that Luke basically did, you know,
00:26:12 --> 00:26:14 when he was trying to start his academy, going
00:26:14 --> 00:26:15 around, finding out about different ways of the
00:26:15 --> 00:26:17 Force, finding out about the Fall of Nasi, finding
00:26:17 --> 00:26:19 out special Force powers from different groups
00:26:19 --> 00:26:21 who have different interpretations of the Force.
00:26:21 --> 00:26:24 Then comes back, his sister immediately knows
00:26:24 --> 00:26:26 something's off. Everyone kind of knows, like,
00:26:26 --> 00:26:28 this is not the Jason that we're used to. And
00:26:28 --> 00:26:31 then you find out Vergir was secretly training
00:26:31 --> 00:26:34 him to be a Sith. He finds Lumia, who teaches
00:26:34 --> 00:26:35 him about the dark side. And then all of a sudden,
00:26:35 --> 00:26:38 you end up with Darth Cadus and another... galactic
00:26:38 --> 00:26:41 civil war after the the galaxy has just been
00:26:41 --> 00:26:44 torn through war and then you find out he's doing
00:26:44 --> 00:26:46 it all so that his daughter doesn't fall to the
00:26:46 --> 00:26:48 dark side and becomes the queen of the jedi it's
00:26:48 --> 00:26:51 just like there is so much to this story there
00:26:51 --> 00:26:53 are literally 40 books in this time frame that
00:26:53 --> 00:26:56 you can read about the story of jason solo and
00:26:56 --> 00:26:59 i just think that by far of any character i have
00:26:59 --> 00:27:01 found it is definitely the most complex and interesting
00:27:01 --> 00:27:04 i'm sorry for kind of diatribing on that one
00:27:04 --> 00:27:05 but i felt like there was a lot to say about
00:27:05 --> 00:27:09 jason solo That was perfectly fine. Like, honestly,
00:27:09 --> 00:27:11 I was like, man, this sounds like a plot to a
00:27:11 --> 00:27:13 Final Fantasy. It basically is. I mean, like,
00:27:13 --> 00:27:16 we have, that's, again, and I say this all the
00:27:16 --> 00:27:17 time, and I know people are probably hearing
00:27:17 --> 00:27:19 it, but, like, the Legends timeline just has
00:27:19 --> 00:27:22 so many beautiful scenes and storylines that
00:27:22 --> 00:27:26 were just flushed out through years of content
00:27:26 --> 00:27:27 that was built upon each other, that references
00:27:27 --> 00:27:31 each other, and it's just, when I... I just miss
00:27:31 --> 00:27:33 that, man. That was what I loved about Star Wars
00:27:33 --> 00:27:35 because you could go, you could pick a character
00:27:35 --> 00:27:37 in Star Wars who had come up in a couple of books.
00:27:37 --> 00:27:39 You could find more books about them and just
00:27:39 --> 00:27:41 find out about their entire progression of their
00:27:41 --> 00:27:43 life. It's just that I love it. I love it. I
00:27:43 --> 00:27:45 love running away with the extended universe.
00:27:45 --> 00:27:48 I agree. I agree. I thought that that was actually
00:27:48 --> 00:27:51 quite fantastic, especially with some of the
00:27:51 --> 00:27:54 game. I just recently started playing TIE Fighter
00:27:54 --> 00:27:57 again and remembering like some of the crap that
00:27:57 --> 00:28:00 I went through and, you know, dealing with. there
00:28:00 --> 00:28:03 was an expansion where where you were under Thrawn,
00:28:03 --> 00:28:06 and you had the TIE Defender, and I was like,
00:28:06 --> 00:28:09 man, I miss this stuff. This was actually pretty
00:28:09 --> 00:28:12 good. And I'm talking about the old TIE Defender,
00:28:12 --> 00:28:15 not that sham that they put into that game that
00:28:15 --> 00:28:19 was only okay. The triple wing thing? Yeah, the
00:28:19 --> 00:28:22 triple wing TIE Fighter. They put it in squadrons,
00:28:22 --> 00:28:24 and it was nothing like it used to be. Yeah,
00:28:24 --> 00:28:26 because they dropped that in Rebels, too. Yeah.
00:28:26 --> 00:28:29 So, Hunter, you said you think the story of Jason
00:28:29 --> 00:28:32 Solo is also... the most interesting and compelling.
00:28:33 --> 00:28:36 Yeah, I mean... Like, forgetting all the Vong
00:28:36 --> 00:28:39 stuff, because the Vong stuff was, like, a whole
00:28:39 --> 00:28:40 mini... I think the Vong stuff is what pushed
00:28:40 --> 00:28:42 him over the f***ing edge, no? Sure, sure, but
00:28:42 --> 00:28:45 the last portion of his life where he's, like,
00:28:45 --> 00:28:48 tempted to the dark side by Luminara, then he
00:28:48 --> 00:28:50 goes on this journey, meets all these different
00:28:50 --> 00:28:54 wielders of the Force, goes, you know, holocrons,
00:28:54 --> 00:28:57 that kind of stuff, and then finds out at the
00:28:57 --> 00:29:00 end of his journey that his daughter is gonna
00:29:00 --> 00:29:04 be the queen of the Sith, and... The only thing
00:29:04 --> 00:29:08 he can do to stop that is to himself go full
00:29:08 --> 00:29:12 Sith and just take over the galaxy, destroy a
00:29:12 --> 00:29:14 bunch of shit, be evil for the sake of his own
00:29:14 --> 00:29:17 daughter. It's not for the sake of power and
00:29:17 --> 00:29:19 that kind of thing. It's literally for the sake
00:29:19 --> 00:29:23 of saving his daughter, changing her fate. Yeah,
00:29:23 --> 00:29:25 I love that about it. At the very end of his
00:29:25 --> 00:29:28 life, right? Literally the very end, the last
00:29:28 --> 00:29:32 second. He, instead of trying to fight his sister
00:29:32 --> 00:29:35 Jaina, who's about to strike him down, he reaches
00:29:35 --> 00:29:40 out in the force to warn Tenelkha and his daughter
00:29:40 --> 00:29:43 that there's a virus on their ship that's going
00:29:43 --> 00:29:47 to kill them. And he lets himself die saving
00:29:47 --> 00:29:50 them in his last moments. That's pretty complex.
00:29:50 --> 00:29:53 That's very compelling. He wasn't evil for the
00:29:53 --> 00:29:55 sake of being evil. He was evil for the sake
00:29:55 --> 00:29:59 of family. He's freaking Fast and Furious guy.
00:29:59 --> 00:30:04 Who's Dom Toretto? He's Dom Toretto. I hate Jason
00:30:04 --> 00:30:06 Solo, but the character, the story was done great.
00:30:06 --> 00:30:08 I thought it was done really well. That was literally
00:30:08 --> 00:30:12 the plot to what? Fast 8 or Fast 9? It was one
00:30:12 --> 00:30:14 of them. I know what you're talking about. I
00:30:14 --> 00:30:15 know what you're talking about too. It was one
00:30:15 --> 00:30:19 of them. Because of his son. Yeah. All right.
00:30:19 --> 00:30:21 Next question. Another one for you, Bonk Bonk.
00:30:21 --> 00:30:23 Oh, yeah, you got to think this episode. This
00:30:23 --> 00:30:26 one deals with Star Wars' impact on pop culture.
00:30:26 --> 00:30:29 In what ways do you think Star Wars has influenced
00:30:29 --> 00:30:32 and shaped the broader science fiction and fantasy
00:30:32 --> 00:30:35 genre, as well as pop culture in general? Give
00:30:35 --> 00:30:40 me these fucking big -ass questions. Come on,
00:30:40 --> 00:30:42 man, I got to give you the Star Wars questions
00:30:42 --> 00:30:45 that the laypeople want the answers to. I think
00:30:45 --> 00:30:48 the latest sequel or whatever, sequel movies,
00:30:49 --> 00:30:52 kind of ruined. Star Wars for like any growth
00:30:52 --> 00:30:55 of like this generation I'd want to say the series
00:30:55 --> 00:30:58 outside the Mandalorian I don't really see any
00:30:58 --> 00:31:00 other people talking about it unless they're
00:31:00 --> 00:31:03 like huge Star Wars fans going back all the way
00:31:03 --> 00:31:06 like you guys or like on a level you guys are
00:31:06 --> 00:31:09 overall it's I don't know it's tough to say because
00:31:09 --> 00:31:14 like I don't talk to older people But, yeah,
00:31:14 --> 00:31:16 I don't know. That's about all I got. I don't
00:31:16 --> 00:31:19 really see this generation f***ing with Star
00:31:19 --> 00:31:22 Wars that much. I got you. I think the sequels
00:31:22 --> 00:31:24 really is the main cause of that. F***ing sequels,
00:31:24 --> 00:31:28 man. You know, the original Star Wars movies
00:31:28 --> 00:31:32 totally shaped the course of sci -fi in general.
00:31:32 --> 00:31:36 If you watch space battles in almost every sci
00:31:36 --> 00:31:39 -fi movie or whatever, they all follow the same
00:31:39 --> 00:31:42 format as Star Wars. except for the Expanse.
00:31:42 --> 00:31:45 The Expanse does it much different, but most
00:31:45 --> 00:31:47 of the other ones are same -oriented battleships,
00:31:47 --> 00:31:52 not using the Y -axis when fighting, only using
00:31:52 --> 00:31:56 X and Z, sending out light fighters, you know,
00:31:56 --> 00:31:59 styling combat after naval combat. Almost everything
00:31:59 --> 00:32:01 does that nowadays, and they don't actually make
00:32:01 --> 00:32:04 use of the fact that they're in space, and things
00:32:04 --> 00:32:06 can be upside down and whatnot. They orient so
00:32:06 --> 00:32:08 that people, with things that people are familiar
00:32:08 --> 00:32:10 with, like battleships and aircraft carriers.
00:32:11 --> 00:32:13 and whatnot so at least in terms of like the
00:32:13 --> 00:32:17 military in sci -fi aspect of it they have hella
00:32:17 --> 00:32:19 influenced everything that's come after them
00:32:19 --> 00:32:21 bobs you got any thing you want to add to that
00:32:21 --> 00:32:26 one i mean i as an older person myself there's
00:32:26 --> 00:32:30 been The influence that I've seen has been, has,
00:32:30 --> 00:32:33 there's been a lot of it. I mean, like, we literally
00:32:33 --> 00:32:35 had, like, a couple of years ago, we literally
00:32:35 --> 00:32:40 had a family guy do a parody of all three original
00:32:40 --> 00:32:44 movies. And so, and they crammed that into, like,
00:32:44 --> 00:32:46 into little 30 -minute segments. You know, the
00:32:46 --> 00:32:49 Simpsons have had lightsabers. We've got, like,
00:32:49 --> 00:32:52 Gundams that have beamsabers. There are a bunch
00:32:52 --> 00:32:56 of actual other shows that use lightswords. Like,
00:32:56 --> 00:32:59 zero. from megaman zero from megaman that definitely
00:32:59 --> 00:33:02 had that's definitely one what was it uh gungale
00:33:02 --> 00:33:06 the sword art one yeah yeah gungale zero from
00:33:06 --> 00:33:09 megaman zero has a lightsaber basically it's
00:33:09 --> 00:33:12 they call it a z saber but it's a lightsaber
00:33:12 --> 00:33:15 and you still see that rebel moon i didn't see
00:33:15 --> 00:33:19 it heard it though but that was but like they
00:33:19 --> 00:33:21 said that that was supposed to be like star wars
00:33:21 --> 00:33:24 i don't know The newer Dune kind of sort of even
00:33:24 --> 00:33:28 had some elements of Star Wars to it. So it's
00:33:28 --> 00:33:30 definitely still out there. It might not be as
00:33:30 --> 00:33:34 much as it used to be in the early 2000s and
00:33:34 --> 00:33:36 90s, but it's still out there. Okay. All right.
00:33:36 --> 00:33:39 So next question we have is how does the force
00:33:39 --> 00:33:42 influence the moral choices of individuals in
00:33:42 --> 00:33:44 the Star Wars universe? Is the concept of the
00:33:44 --> 00:33:47 light side and the dark side a simplistic dichotomy
00:33:47 --> 00:33:50 or does it reflect deeper philosophical ideas
00:33:50 --> 00:33:53 about balance and harmony? God, why are they?
00:33:53 --> 00:33:55 These are so many like intense questions. Why
00:33:55 --> 00:33:58 can't y 'all be asking? Like what? Red means
00:33:58 --> 00:34:02 bad. Red means bad. I want people to ask questions
00:34:02 --> 00:34:05 like what color panties is Leia wear when she.
00:34:05 --> 00:34:07 rides hans or something like that like well probably
00:34:07 --> 00:34:10 none characters in star wars inherently good
00:34:10 --> 00:34:14 or evil wait no that's a different question it's
00:34:14 --> 00:34:18 the same question i lost it that fast oh how
00:34:18 --> 00:34:20 does the force influence the moral choices of
00:34:20 --> 00:34:22 individual in star wars universe is the concept
00:34:22 --> 00:34:24 of light side and dark side simplistic dichotomy
00:34:24 --> 00:34:27 or does it reflect deeper philosophical ideas
00:34:27 --> 00:34:29 about balance and harmony so my answer to this
00:34:29 --> 00:34:31 is i don't think the force influences moral moral
00:34:31 --> 00:34:34 choices i think that like it depends on the person
00:34:34 --> 00:34:36 itself it's like if you lean more towards evil
00:34:36 --> 00:34:38 things the force is probably going to push you
00:34:38 --> 00:34:40 more towards evil things it's depending on your
00:34:40 --> 00:34:42 like inherent moral compass because like we've
00:34:42 --> 00:34:44 seen multiple times where people on the light
00:34:44 --> 00:34:47 side they're like i felt compelled to do this
00:34:47 --> 00:34:48 and i don't know why i do it and it saves your
00:34:48 --> 00:34:50 life you know light side things and then there's
00:34:50 --> 00:34:52 dark side people like i felt like i wanted to
00:34:52 --> 00:34:54 kill you so i killed you And now I feel better.
00:34:54 --> 00:34:56 That's the dark side of the force, right? So
00:34:56 --> 00:34:59 I feel like it is kind of like a simplistic dichotomy,
00:34:59 --> 00:35:01 but based on the deeper philosophical ideals
00:35:01 --> 00:35:04 of the person in question, answering the first
00:35:04 --> 00:35:06 part of the second question with the second part
00:35:06 --> 00:35:09 of the second question. Yeah, I'm going to stick
00:35:09 --> 00:35:12 with my red means bad. Other color mean not bad.
00:35:13 --> 00:35:16 because just like that's a good one like that
00:35:16 --> 00:35:19 is a good one so the way i forget who maybe it
00:35:19 --> 00:35:22 was uh hamill goes up to to lucas when they're
00:35:22 --> 00:35:25 filming a new hope and he's like you're not going
00:35:25 --> 00:35:27 to introduce vader you're not going to have like
00:35:27 --> 00:35:29 a little somebody say like oh that's the dark
00:35:29 --> 00:35:32 lord of the force and lucas goes there's a white
00:35:32 --> 00:35:34 background and he's wearing all black and he's
00:35:34 --> 00:35:36 got a red lightsaber i think they'll get it you
00:35:36 --> 00:35:40 know I mean, it's true. Everyone knows when he
00:35:40 --> 00:35:43 walked in. Yeah, not wrong. I think that kind
00:35:43 --> 00:35:46 of explains it. The force isn't inherently good
00:35:46 --> 00:35:49 or bad. It's how people use it. It's everything.
00:35:49 --> 00:35:51 Yeah, that was what I was going to say. The force
00:35:51 --> 00:35:53 can't be any one specific thing because it's
00:35:53 --> 00:35:56 everything. Exactly. I was going to say, it all
00:35:56 --> 00:36:02 really comes down to choice. The choice of the
00:36:02 --> 00:36:08 person itself. Do I choose to... to do this or
00:36:08 --> 00:36:11 do i choose to like you know manipulate the force
00:36:11 --> 00:36:14 into into doing what i want it to do so that
00:36:14 --> 00:36:18 i can get my way you know it's good and evil
00:36:18 --> 00:36:21 i feel has always been like sort of a choice
00:36:21 --> 00:36:23 oh it has and you you know what that's that's
00:36:23 --> 00:36:26 one so when people ask me what my favorite like
00:36:26 --> 00:36:28 period of legends timeline is i always say the
00:36:28 --> 00:36:30 new jedi order because a lot of things are learned
00:36:31 --> 00:36:33 in that period of time for luke's jedi order
00:36:33 --> 00:36:35 because i mean like new jedi order namesake of
00:36:35 --> 00:36:39 the series right but yeah what the thing is you
00:36:39 --> 00:36:41 know at some point he has to tell his i mean
00:36:41 --> 00:36:43 because they're losing the war he has to tell
00:36:43 --> 00:36:45 you know what like the dark side is fine as long
00:36:45 --> 00:36:48 as you remember your roots and stuff and you
00:36:48 --> 00:36:50 know like jana ends up doing force lightning
00:36:50 --> 00:36:52 and feeling like a god and goes on a power trip
00:36:52 --> 00:36:55 when her brother dies because she's sad and she
00:36:55 --> 00:36:56 doesn't know how to like relegate her emotions
00:36:56 --> 00:36:59 at this point and so like after the war luke
00:36:59 --> 00:37:03 has to be like I'm sorry. Don't use the dark
00:37:03 --> 00:37:06 side. Use those emotions. Let them go, but use
00:37:06 --> 00:37:08 those emotions. And then you find out that is
00:37:08 --> 00:37:10 something that Qui -Gon had to tell Obi -Wan.
00:37:10 --> 00:37:14 So you find out as a Jedi, it is okay to feel
00:37:14 --> 00:37:16 those emotions. It's okay to feel them intensely
00:37:16 --> 00:37:18 too, but after the moment has passed, let it
00:37:18 --> 00:37:22 go. That's what truly influences how you're going
00:37:22 --> 00:37:26 to react to, with. And by the force. That is
00:37:26 --> 00:37:29 an interesting look at that. Yeah. I mean, it's
00:37:29 --> 00:37:30 something that they really struggle with because,
00:37:30 --> 00:37:32 I mean, they're getting their butt kicked. Jaina
00:37:32 --> 00:37:34 doing lightning was scary, too. Like, she was
00:37:34 --> 00:37:37 scared. She was like... I can't believe I did
00:37:37 --> 00:37:39 that. You know, like, that's when she realizes,
00:37:39 --> 00:37:41 like, oh, the death of my brother must have really
00:37:41 --> 00:37:44 meant something. Like, no, Sherlock. Okay. This
00:37:44 --> 00:37:47 is another good one. For fans who have delved
00:37:47 --> 00:37:50 into the expanded universe, what story or character
00:37:50 --> 00:37:54 from the now Legends material do you think deserves
00:37:54 --> 00:37:56 more recognition or should be brought into the
00:37:56 --> 00:37:58 current canon? I think I know what Hunch is going
00:37:58 --> 00:38:01 to say, though. That's rude. Of course you know
00:38:01 --> 00:38:03 what I'm going to say. Then answer. Yeah, I was
00:38:03 --> 00:38:06 going to say that. You can start it off. the
00:38:06 --> 00:38:08 thing is they've actually brought a good chunk
00:38:08 --> 00:38:11 of it already over but i'm obviously gonna say
00:38:11 --> 00:38:13 all of the mandalorian stuff everything from
00:38:13 --> 00:38:17 like kotor on get bring it all back bring me
00:38:17 --> 00:38:20 the tong like give me give me coruscant was the
00:38:20 --> 00:38:22 home world of the the mandalorians originally
00:38:22 --> 00:38:25 and give me the empire give me all that i want
00:38:25 --> 00:38:27 everything mandalorian i want the whole culture
00:38:27 --> 00:38:30 back none of this get rid of the pacifist stuff
00:38:31 --> 00:38:34 Or at least explain it in a way that makes sense
00:38:34 --> 00:38:36 with the fact that they gave Jango the chain
00:38:36 --> 00:38:39 code that showed that Jaster was his father,
00:38:39 --> 00:38:41 which means that all of the true Mandalorian
00:38:41 --> 00:38:45 stuff exists. I want to see that. Bring it in.
00:38:45 --> 00:38:48 Give it to me. So, question for you then. Like,
00:38:48 --> 00:38:50 side question off that. Can you bring in all
00:38:50 --> 00:38:51 of that without messing up the current canon?
00:38:52 --> 00:38:55 Yeah. Yeah, you can. You need to write a strongly
00:38:55 --> 00:39:00 worded letter, Hunter. Write it to Mr. Disney.
00:39:00 --> 00:39:03 Like, I don't think there's any portion of it
00:39:03 --> 00:39:05 that you really couldn't. Like, the Clone Wars
00:39:05 --> 00:39:09 stuff, easily tied in. They've already brought
00:39:09 --> 00:39:13 in Delta Squad, right? Just tie in Valon, right?
00:39:13 --> 00:39:17 vow waylon vow cheese vaylon wow okay tie him
00:39:17 --> 00:39:19 in bring in scarada like that all that stuff
00:39:19 --> 00:39:23 is is totally doable the fact that the the nulls
00:39:23 --> 00:39:26 found uh grievous like that's an easy tie -in
00:39:26 --> 00:39:29 just that like even just that tiny section and
00:39:29 --> 00:39:31 then the entire history of the mandalorians before
00:39:31 --> 00:39:33 the pacifists just bring that right in you've
00:39:33 --> 00:39:35 they've already got the death watch they've already
00:39:35 --> 00:39:37 got that the death watch was like beaten and
00:39:37 --> 00:39:40 then sent off to a moon to do their own thing
00:39:41 --> 00:39:44 I'm for Don. Exactly. Like, every single aspect
00:39:44 --> 00:39:47 could be easily brought in without influencing
00:39:47 --> 00:39:49 or, like, changing the course of your Disney
00:39:49 --> 00:39:54 canon at all. Okay. Hobbs? Mine was canon. That's
00:39:54 --> 00:39:56 okay. What would you bring? What would you bring?
00:39:56 --> 00:40:01 I'm curious. Dark Empire. Oh. Oh. Like, I would
00:40:01 --> 00:40:04 just straight up Dark Empire. Dark Empire was
00:40:04 --> 00:40:06 insane to me. And again, this is where I would
00:40:06 --> 00:40:10 say you just use Anthony Starr, not Tony Stark.
00:40:10 --> 00:40:14 anthony star as uh as as a palpatine clone like
00:40:14 --> 00:40:16 that would be great i you know what technically
00:40:16 --> 00:40:20 we don't know what okay so there's a book called
00:40:20 --> 00:40:22 shadows of the sith and it's about luke and lando
00:40:22 --> 00:40:26 and some sith i haven't read it yet but we maybe
00:40:26 --> 00:40:30 maybe luke does have like run -ins with palpatine
00:40:30 --> 00:40:32 clones i guess we like they have room to develop
00:40:32 --> 00:40:35 on that plus in plus in dark empire we get to
00:40:35 --> 00:40:38 see dark side luke yes so and we get to see we
00:40:38 --> 00:40:40 get to see um we get to see palpatine touch pregnant
00:40:40 --> 00:40:44 leia yes you just want to see probably edit to
00:40:44 --> 00:40:47 shit i want to see first off i want to see pregnant
00:40:47 --> 00:40:50 leia but rest in peace carrie fisher but i i
00:40:50 --> 00:40:54 want to see because like i want Ben Solo slash
00:40:54 --> 00:40:57 Kylo Ren to have not a stupid reason for going
00:40:57 --> 00:41:00 to the dark side. I understand thinking that
00:41:00 --> 00:41:02 your uncle is trying to kill you is pretty a
00:41:02 --> 00:41:05 canon event, right? But like. I don't think it's
00:41:05 --> 00:41:08 run to the dark side crazy, right? Isn't it like
00:41:08 --> 00:41:11 check your uncle into a mental hospital? Either
00:41:11 --> 00:41:13 that or uncle, are you sure you're not on the
00:41:13 --> 00:41:15 dark side, but you're trying to kill me for dark
00:41:15 --> 00:41:17 side? Because it sounds like you're a little
00:41:17 --> 00:41:20 bit more dark side than me right now. That one
00:41:20 --> 00:41:24 is we should have sat down and had a talk about
00:41:24 --> 00:41:26 possibly putting you into a home or an institution.
00:41:27 --> 00:41:29 Yeah, with the lights on and other people around
00:41:29 --> 00:41:31 though, because otherwise it's like a Thanksgiving
00:41:31 --> 00:41:34 with the creepy uncle scenario. Basically. We
00:41:34 --> 00:41:36 don't want that. But, like, yeah, that totally
00:41:36 --> 00:41:40 could have been prevented with just a chat. Absolutely.
00:41:40 --> 00:41:43 Okay, let's see. Which would you prefer? To talk
00:41:43 --> 00:41:45 about people having free will in Star Wars or
00:41:45 --> 00:41:49 talk about the political ideologies of the various
00:41:49 --> 00:41:54 intergalactic Senate things? I'm not that well
00:41:54 --> 00:41:57 -versed with the political ideologies of Star
00:41:57 --> 00:42:00 Wars other than, like, Darkseid's authoritarian.
00:42:01 --> 00:42:03 Okay, so here's the vibe. Here's the vibe, all
00:42:03 --> 00:42:06 right? The rebels are meant to be the Vietnamese,
00:42:06 --> 00:42:10 and the Empire is meant to be America. That is
00:42:10 --> 00:42:13 the first movie. Yeah, basically. Yeah. Are they
00:42:13 --> 00:42:14 actually, like, supposed to be, like, communist?
00:42:14 --> 00:42:18 Or, like, is it just stand -in for rebels? So,
00:42:18 --> 00:42:21 like, George Lucas... Well, Star Wars has always
00:42:21 --> 00:42:25 been very, like, politically tied. And he's said
00:42:25 --> 00:42:27 many times that, like, it has... It meant to
00:42:27 --> 00:42:29 be, you know, the U .S., like, forcing their
00:42:29 --> 00:42:33 way in. empire kind of style right just big bad
00:42:33 --> 00:42:37 big ships take over everything technically supposed
00:42:37 --> 00:42:39 to be allegory for the vietnam war that's what
00:42:39 --> 00:42:42 you're saying yeah yeah wait didn't bonk bonk
00:42:42 --> 00:42:44 wasn't it you that sent me that that clip of
00:42:44 --> 00:42:47 like james cameron interviewing george lucas
00:42:47 --> 00:42:48 and it's just going over james cameron's head
00:42:48 --> 00:42:54 the entire time i know they're like stand -ins
00:42:54 --> 00:42:56 but like when you're talking political ideology
00:42:56 --> 00:43:00 like are the rebels like actually communist are
00:43:00 --> 00:43:04 they socialist like i i'm not i know the empire
00:43:04 --> 00:43:06 is fascist yeah so i mean i feel like they kind
00:43:06 --> 00:43:09 of have to oh go ahead sorry no you finish i
00:43:09 --> 00:43:13 kind of feel like They'd have to operate on actual,
00:43:13 --> 00:43:16 like, communism or socialism to survive, no?
00:43:16 --> 00:43:19 Because, like, how else do you get... Like, what
00:43:19 --> 00:43:21 is your means of production as a rebellion? Like,
00:43:21 --> 00:43:24 besides taking pooling skills and just surviving?
00:43:24 --> 00:43:27 The more, like, that the rebels are meant to
00:43:27 --> 00:43:30 be just that, rebels, you know, like, guerrilla
00:43:30 --> 00:43:33 warfare -style things, which was what you would
00:43:33 --> 00:43:35 see in the jungles in Vietnam. Not that I've
00:43:35 --> 00:43:39 been there, but... I think they're rebels in
00:43:39 --> 00:43:44 ideology. Like, what's the IRA? Like, they're
00:43:44 --> 00:43:47 rebels in Ireland. I don't think they were, like,
00:43:47 --> 00:43:49 big, like, socialists or communists, even though
00:43:49 --> 00:43:52 they were going against, like, fascists in England.
00:43:52 --> 00:43:55 But, like, once the rebels defeat the empire,
00:43:55 --> 00:43:57 it goes back to being a democracy. Everybody's
00:43:57 --> 00:43:59 voted in, that kind of thing. It's not a democracy.
00:44:00 --> 00:44:02 It's a democratic republic. Democratic republic,
00:44:03 --> 00:44:06 yes. Representative system. They beat America
00:44:06 --> 00:44:09 to turn into America. I feel like they beat America
00:44:09 --> 00:44:11 to turn into like, oh, now I got to think of
00:44:11 --> 00:44:14 a country. I mean, technically Palpatine ruled
00:44:14 --> 00:44:16 like a monarchy. Like it was not, I mean, it
00:44:16 --> 00:44:19 was an empire. That is a monarchy. Yeah. Like
00:44:19 --> 00:44:22 totalitarianism. Yeah. Dictatorship. Yeah. I
00:44:22 --> 00:44:26 love dictators. They went from that to like wanting
00:44:26 --> 00:44:28 to be like ancient Greece. And then they, you
00:44:28 --> 00:44:29 know, decommissioned all of their warships and
00:44:29 --> 00:44:32 everything so that, you know, they couldn't fight
00:44:32 --> 00:44:34 any new threats that showed up. Super smart of
00:44:34 --> 00:44:36 them. Do characters in Star Wars have free will
00:44:36 --> 00:44:38 or are their destinies predetermined by the Force?
00:44:39 --> 00:44:41 How does the prophecy of the Chosen One impact
00:44:41 --> 00:44:44 ideas of fate and choice in the Star Wars universe?
00:44:44 --> 00:44:46 Didn't we answer that? Did we? I mean, kind of,
00:44:46 --> 00:44:50 sort of. I feel like characters in Star Wars
00:44:50 --> 00:44:53 definitely have free will because the flow of
00:44:53 --> 00:44:54 the Force can change. I mean, we learned that
00:44:54 --> 00:44:58 from Jason Solo, right? You can alter the flow
00:44:58 --> 00:45:00 of the Force. In Legends, what about canon, though?
00:45:01 --> 00:45:04 Well, f*** canon. No, because we see you can...
00:45:04 --> 00:45:07 because like uh ezra does it to save ahsoka so
00:45:07 --> 00:45:10 like we know it's true in canon also but did
00:45:10 --> 00:45:12 he no because that's what always happened the
00:45:12 --> 00:45:14 world between worlds yeah the world between worlds
00:45:14 --> 00:45:17 totally messes that up but that's what always
00:45:17 --> 00:45:19 happened to ahsoka It wasn't that he changed
00:45:19 --> 00:45:22 her fate. She was always pulled into the world
00:45:22 --> 00:45:23 between worlds. Maybe it's predetermined in canon
00:45:23 --> 00:45:26 and not in Legends. I feel like that's the case.
00:45:26 --> 00:45:29 I feel like they wouldn't have finished out the...
00:45:29 --> 00:45:32 They wouldn't have made Anakin the world between
00:45:32 --> 00:45:35 worlds controller or whatever if they didn't
00:45:35 --> 00:45:38 think that he was supposed to be there and end
00:45:38 --> 00:45:41 up there and have to be there. I never thought
00:45:41 --> 00:45:42 about it like that, actually. I didn't think
00:45:42 --> 00:45:45 about the idea of it being different from one
00:45:45 --> 00:45:48 timeline to another. Because in Legends... absolutely
00:45:48 --> 00:45:51 he he jason looks into the well sees what's going
00:45:51 --> 00:45:54 to happen and changes the future 100 and that
00:45:54 --> 00:45:57 that well isn't lying it doesn't lie like that
00:45:57 --> 00:46:01 so like yes in in legends absolutely there is
00:46:01 --> 00:46:04 free will and they can change the course of of
00:46:04 --> 00:46:08 history but in canon everything seems much more
00:46:08 --> 00:46:10 predetermined especially with that stupid knife
00:46:12 --> 00:46:14 Nobody likes that knife. F*** that knife, dude.
00:46:14 --> 00:46:17 I don't even like the knife. All right, so we
00:46:17 --> 00:46:21 are going to begin a new series that we're going
00:46:21 --> 00:46:23 to be adding to our bonus episodes. And luckily,
00:46:23 --> 00:46:26 we get to do our first one with not only Hobbs
00:46:26 --> 00:46:29 and Bonk Bonk here, but we will have Hunter's
00:46:29 --> 00:46:33 wife come start our first inaugural f***, marry,
00:46:34 --> 00:46:37 kill. One of us is going to give three options,
00:46:37 --> 00:46:39 and then the rest of us are going to decide if
00:46:39 --> 00:46:42 we would f***. marry, or kill from that list.
00:46:42 --> 00:46:45 And Tina's going to be going first. It's going
00:46:45 --> 00:46:47 to be so fun because now I get to cut loose.
00:46:47 --> 00:46:50 Oh, Tina! Alright, give us your three, Tina.
00:46:50 --> 00:46:54 Okay, my three are Jar Jar Binks, Jabba the Hutt,
00:46:54 --> 00:46:56 and a Wookiee. No, it's just a random Wookiee.
00:46:56 --> 00:47:01 It's not a specific Wookiee. I feel like that's
00:47:01 --> 00:47:02 kind of easy, though, so we could replace the
00:47:02 --> 00:47:05 Wookiee with Yoda, too. And that would make it
00:47:05 --> 00:47:09 harder. It's up to you. It changes my answer,
00:47:09 --> 00:47:12 so you need to decide. Is it Wookiee or Yoda?
00:47:12 --> 00:47:14 It drastically changes my answer, too. I know.
00:47:14 --> 00:47:17 That would change my answer, too. Well, we'll
00:47:17 --> 00:47:20 do both. Okay. Let's make it interesting. All
00:47:20 --> 00:47:23 right, Bonk Bonk, you first. So we'll do each
00:47:23 --> 00:47:26 of us do two. So if your list is Jar Jar, Jabba,
00:47:26 --> 00:47:29 and Yoda. Going Jabba. Okay. F***ing Jar Jar.
00:47:29 --> 00:47:32 Marrying the Wookiee. Okay. All right. Now, Jar
00:47:32 --> 00:47:36 Jar, Jabba, and Yoda. Same for the first. Same
00:47:36 --> 00:47:37 for the first two, and I guess I'm marrying Yoda.
00:47:37 --> 00:47:40 I feel like I would end up just killing Jar Jar
00:47:40 --> 00:47:43 if I had to marry him. All right, Hobbs, you're
00:47:43 --> 00:47:45 next. So let's start with Jar Jar, Jabba, and
00:47:45 --> 00:47:49 the Wookiee. Okay, I am shooting Jar Jar in the
00:47:49 --> 00:47:53 head. I am marrying Jabba, and I'm going to just
00:47:53 --> 00:47:56 f***ing Wookiee. Screw it. That's smart, because
00:47:56 --> 00:48:02 Jabba got money. Exactly. Gross. Oh, and then
00:48:02 --> 00:48:05 Jar Jar, Jabba, and Yoda. All right, so Jar Jar.
00:48:05 --> 00:48:09 still at least getting beheaded. And you know
00:48:09 --> 00:48:13 what? Bro, that's what we said! That's what we
00:48:13 --> 00:48:20 said! I'll still marry Jabba. And with Yoda,
00:48:20 --> 00:48:22 I'll f*** him because I don't have to really
00:48:22 --> 00:48:25 do anything. We'll just do it to the force. He's
00:48:25 --> 00:48:27 also seemed really loyal. Let's see. So if it's
00:48:27 --> 00:48:29 the first list for me, I'll definitely f*** Jar
00:48:29 --> 00:48:31 Jar because what that mouth do. I've seen his
00:48:31 --> 00:48:34 tongue. I'm killing Jabba and marrying the wookie
00:48:34 --> 00:48:37 and then if yoda is thrown into the mix instead
00:48:37 --> 00:48:40 of the wookie i'm still gonna jar jar i'm not
00:48:40 --> 00:48:44 gonna lie that tongue is it does it for me but
00:48:44 --> 00:48:47 i think i kill yoda and marry jabba y 'all are
00:48:47 --> 00:48:49 gross because the reason why i want to marry
00:48:49 --> 00:48:51 the wookie is because the wookie gonna hunt for
00:48:51 --> 00:48:53 me like i'm gonna come home and it's gonna have
00:48:53 --> 00:48:55 like a little rat in his mouth and drop it like
00:48:55 --> 00:48:57 a cat in front of me and be like here's dinner
00:48:57 --> 00:48:59 and i'll be happy but like yoda as a significant
00:48:59 --> 00:49:02 other is not going to take care of me like he's
00:49:02 --> 00:49:04 going to get high off his guy and stick and go
00:49:04 --> 00:49:08 play his fucking force video game and then i'm
00:49:08 --> 00:49:10 gonna get ignored i'm just gonna meditate all
00:49:10 --> 00:49:12 day i'm gonna ignore at least java got money
00:49:12 --> 00:49:14 money and jar jar still gonna give me the sloppy
00:49:14 --> 00:49:16 see that's why i'm prepared for that because
00:49:16 --> 00:49:18 i'm just like you're just through the forest
00:49:18 --> 00:49:20 and then he'll that way he gets his way i get
00:49:20 --> 00:49:23 my way that is disgusting and i love it everybody
00:49:23 --> 00:49:25 wins buddy it's like an it's like the opposite
00:49:25 --> 00:49:27 of like you know like those people who have like
00:49:27 --> 00:49:30 those free use kinks it's like free use but no
00:49:30 --> 00:49:32 use because like there's no touching There's
00:49:32 --> 00:49:35 no touching at all. But you still get the sensation.
00:49:36 --> 00:49:39 All right, your turn, Hunter. So first one, I'm
00:49:39 --> 00:49:41 going to f*** Jar Jar again because of what that
00:49:41 --> 00:49:45 mouth do. And I'm going to marry the Wookiee
00:49:45 --> 00:49:47 and I'm going to kill Jabba because Wookiees
00:49:47 --> 00:49:49 are hella loyal and they're super fluffy and
00:49:49 --> 00:49:52 I'm trying to cuddle, all right? And I don't
00:49:52 --> 00:49:56 want to cuddle with a fat slug. So second one,
00:49:56 --> 00:49:58 still f***ing Jar Jar because of what that mouth
00:49:58 --> 00:50:02 do. And... bro i'm gonna kill yoda too because
00:50:02 --> 00:50:04 i don't want to be listening to backwards ass
00:50:04 --> 00:50:07 sentences all the time exactly i could not live
00:50:07 --> 00:50:09 with yoda i couldn't do it he'd be like y 'all
00:50:09 --> 00:50:12 could live with java though no he'd be like i
00:50:12 --> 00:50:18 do thanks he's gonna no no no i don't have to
00:50:18 --> 00:50:23 be around java Jabba's always surrounded by hookers
00:50:23 --> 00:50:28 and everything. That's dope. But Yoda's going
00:50:28 --> 00:50:35 to be there like, love you, I do. Ain't nobody
00:50:35 --> 00:50:43 got time for that. If I'm loaded, fine. What's
00:50:43 --> 00:50:49 my three? BB -8. R2 -D2. CP3O. Wait, you just
00:50:49 --> 00:50:52 straight up did three scenarios? Yep. What kind
00:50:52 --> 00:50:56 of f***ing is that? Alright, C3PO dies every
00:50:56 --> 00:50:59 scenario right for everyone. Like, please. Yes.
00:51:01 --> 00:51:02 Oh my god. Like, because I definitely wouldn't
00:51:02 --> 00:51:04 want to f*** him and I know I don't want to marry
00:51:04 --> 00:51:07 him. C3PO has to die in my scenario. Alright,
00:51:08 --> 00:51:10 Hawes, what's your three for that one? Um, I
00:51:10 --> 00:51:14 am melting C3PO down to make a new bong. Um,
00:51:14 --> 00:51:21 and then, uh, Let's see. I will probably marry
00:51:21 --> 00:51:23 3PO because I feel... No, no, no. I'm going to
00:51:23 --> 00:51:26 fuck 3PO. I'm sorry. If I marry 3PO, he might
00:51:26 --> 00:51:31 kill me in my sleep. And yeah, I'll marry BB.
00:51:31 --> 00:51:34 Jesus Christ. All right. I think... Yeah. Kill
00:51:34 --> 00:51:37 C -3PO. I love his... His heart's in the right
00:51:37 --> 00:51:40 place, but his mouth runs too much. I can't...
00:51:40 --> 00:51:42 Uh -uh. Because that means I can't fuck him either
00:51:42 --> 00:51:43 because he's going to be talking... Oh, fuck.
00:51:45 --> 00:51:49 Man. He's going to be talking. through the entire
00:51:49 --> 00:51:52 thing and i'm just not gonna have it i'm sorry
00:51:52 --> 00:51:55 listen i'm sorry bro got so heated i get that
00:51:55 --> 00:51:57 i get that i'm i get that i'm here with you and
00:51:57 --> 00:52:03 everything like that but the instant regret the
00:52:03 --> 00:52:07 old and then i would um i definitely are true
00:52:07 --> 00:52:09 because archie was the most fun like i would
00:52:09 --> 00:52:11 have the most fun with archie and then bdh just
00:52:11 --> 00:52:13 kind of like the safe option to marry smart cute
00:52:13 --> 00:52:16 loyal will not kill you will the probability
00:52:16 --> 00:52:19 of being killed in your sleep goes down significantly
00:52:19 --> 00:52:21 i couldn't i couldn't be in a relationship with
00:52:21 --> 00:52:23 r2 because he liked to run off on his own too
00:52:23 --> 00:52:25 much like he'd be having like four side adventures
00:52:25 --> 00:52:28 like while i go get a cup of coffee and homie's
00:52:28 --> 00:52:34 a serial killer okay but no one is um is a chopper
00:52:34 --> 00:52:38 though chopper is just a war criminal Yeah, Chopper's
00:52:38 --> 00:52:42 a war criminal. Yeah, 100%. If Chopper was on
00:52:42 --> 00:52:45 that list, f***, 100%. Like, I know that that's,
00:52:45 --> 00:52:48 that's really globalist. Probably got it in his
00:52:48 --> 00:52:50 tool compartment. He's like, I have an attachment
00:52:50 --> 00:52:53 for that. All right, Hunter, you go. I also am
00:52:53 --> 00:52:55 going to melt C -3PO. You know, we're just going
00:52:55 --> 00:52:58 to retcon the part where he didn't fall into
00:52:58 --> 00:53:01 the like droid facility thing and actually get
00:53:01 --> 00:53:02 made into a droid. And he's just going to fall
00:53:02 --> 00:53:06 into the lava, little lava buckets and get melted.
00:53:06 --> 00:53:09 And I'm going to f*** R2 -D2 because I know he
00:53:09 --> 00:53:13 got a hole somewhere. I'm going to marry BD8
00:53:13 --> 00:53:16 because he gives good thumbs up. He gives good
00:53:16 --> 00:53:19 thumbs up. I love how we all basically are thinking
00:53:19 --> 00:53:22 the same, but for all different reasons. Yeah.
00:53:23 --> 00:53:27 I love it. At least it validates my choices,
00:53:28 --> 00:53:30 though. Right. I think everybody validates their
00:53:30 --> 00:53:34 choices. I think everybody validates their choices.
00:53:34 --> 00:53:37 Like, I don't want to die in my sleep. You, you
00:53:37 --> 00:53:42 know, you. What's that supposed to mean? It's
00:53:42 --> 00:53:46 like fun. Girls just want to have fun, dude.
00:53:47 --> 00:53:50 Not with C -3PO. Yeah, not with C -3PO. Yeah,
00:53:50 --> 00:53:55 no, no, no. Absolutely not. No. All right, Hobbs,
00:53:55 --> 00:53:57 what are your three? Because I already heard
00:53:57 --> 00:53:59 one of them and it's freaky as f***. Yep, I know.
00:53:59 --> 00:54:01 Plo Kloon. I'm giving y 'all a challenge. I'm
00:54:01 --> 00:54:04 giving y 'all a challenge. What are the full
00:54:04 --> 00:54:08 three? Okay, Plo Kloon, the Jabba Sarlacc. And
00:54:08 --> 00:54:11 let's see. The blue drummer from the band in
00:54:11 --> 00:54:14 Jabba's Palace. Damn. Yeah. So the Sarlacc. I
00:54:14 --> 00:54:16 told you. I told you I was just going to pull
00:54:16 --> 00:54:18 it out. You know that little, the blue little
00:54:18 --> 00:54:20 elephant dude? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
00:54:20 --> 00:54:23 Sarlacc, drummer, and Plo Kloon. Okay, I want
00:54:23 --> 00:54:25 to start this one. All right. All right. So I'm
00:54:25 --> 00:54:27 killing the Sarlacc. Because I don't want to
00:54:27 --> 00:54:29 be digested over a thousand years. I'm going
00:54:29 --> 00:54:31 to f*** the drummer because, like, groupie, right?
00:54:31 --> 00:54:33 Like, that makes the most sense. And then I'm
00:54:33 --> 00:54:36 marrying Plo Koon because he found Ahsoka and
00:54:36 --> 00:54:38 he's also a Jedi, which means that, like, we
00:54:38 --> 00:54:40 could do some freaky force f***ing. And I feel
00:54:40 --> 00:54:42 like that's the only options. Because, like,
00:54:42 --> 00:54:44 I would not want to f*** Plo Koon. I would not
00:54:44 --> 00:54:46 want to f*** or marry the Sarlacc. I would kill
00:54:46 --> 00:54:49 the Sarlacc instantly. But, yeah, f***ing the
00:54:49 --> 00:54:53 Blue Elephant drummer, Maximilian Rebo. And then
00:54:53 --> 00:54:55 I'm killing the Sarlacc and I'm marrying Plo
00:54:55 --> 00:54:58 Koon. Missed opportunity to replace the Sarlacc
00:54:58 --> 00:55:02 with Salacious Crumb. Okay, I'd have to f***
00:55:02 --> 00:55:05 Salacious Crumb. I'm sorry. That's like playing
00:55:05 --> 00:55:06 with a toy. Like, I'd just be sitting there,
00:55:06 --> 00:55:09 like, half -bored, but just one hand f***ing
00:55:09 --> 00:55:11 him up. Like, it would be unfair for him because,
00:55:11 --> 00:55:14 like, obviously I'm, like, eight times his height,
00:55:14 --> 00:55:16 right? But, like, I'd show him a good time. He's
00:55:16 --> 00:55:19 probably a biter. That's okay. With a mouth that
00:55:19 --> 00:55:20 small, he can bite whatever he wants. That was
00:55:20 --> 00:55:24 fantastic, actually. You know what? That's the
00:55:24 --> 00:55:29 list now. wait so so salacious be crumb instead
00:55:29 --> 00:55:31 of sarlacc instead of sarlacc yeah all right
00:55:31 --> 00:55:34 i'm salacious i'm killing the elephant man and
00:55:34 --> 00:55:40 i'm still marrying cloacoon oh thank you thank
00:55:40 --> 00:55:43 you thank you nikita for making that oh anytime
00:55:43 --> 00:55:46 it's my pleasure to be absolutely valid for for
00:55:46 --> 00:55:49 me to just change it on the fly i told you i
00:55:49 --> 00:55:52 told you it's gonna be like deadpool x -men from
00:55:52 --> 00:55:55 time to time and that's what i'm delivering so
00:55:55 --> 00:56:02 when she you're next uh okay uh i'm gonna the
00:56:02 --> 00:56:09 elephant because what that mouth do I'm gonna
00:56:09 --> 00:56:12 kill Crumb because that thing is f***ing ugly
00:56:12 --> 00:56:14 and annoying. It doesn't matter. You can hold
00:56:14 --> 00:56:16 it in your hand. Hunter, you can walk around
00:56:16 --> 00:56:18 and f*** it. You can just be casually doing whatever
00:56:18 --> 00:56:20 you want to with one hand. But look at the f***ing
00:56:20 --> 00:56:23 elephant's nose, man. There's a hole in there
00:56:23 --> 00:56:26 somewhere. There's something about being able
00:56:26 --> 00:56:28 to hold something with one hand and f**k it and
00:56:28 --> 00:56:30 do something else that is just appealing to me.
00:56:30 --> 00:56:33 Like, it's a power trip for sure. I'm not a loner
00:56:33 --> 00:56:35 like you, alright? That's true, but I'm still
00:56:35 --> 00:56:37 gonna f**k the s**t out of Salacious B. Crumb.
00:56:37 --> 00:56:39 How much do you think that elephant can suck
00:56:39 --> 00:56:42 with that? Imagine the suction on that thing.
00:56:42 --> 00:56:45 I don't know, but let me tell you something.
00:56:45 --> 00:56:48 Salacious B. Crumb looked like three -week, stanky,
00:56:48 --> 00:56:50 trailer park s**t, and I know it's cankered.
00:56:51 --> 00:56:55 I'm a married plocoon. Oh my god. Hilarious.
00:56:57 --> 00:56:58 That's all I'm going to say. Chrom going to get
00:56:58 --> 00:57:01 it. There are people who are going to be looking
00:57:01 --> 00:57:03 at the show like, what the f*** is Salacious
00:57:03 --> 00:57:04 B. Chrom? They're going to look it up and get
00:57:04 --> 00:57:08 it cancelled. Maximilian Rebo. Okay, so I guess
00:57:08 --> 00:57:12 he's playing the keyboard. Once you said Blue
00:57:12 --> 00:57:13 Elephant, I knew exactly what you were talking
00:57:13 --> 00:57:16 about. There were a lot of characters that I
00:57:16 --> 00:57:18 honestly did not care to learn the names of,
00:57:18 --> 00:57:21 and I should have. We know about Salacious B.
00:57:21 --> 00:57:23 Crone because we talked about him in one other
00:57:23 --> 00:57:28 bonus episode. Yeah. He's also made appearances
00:57:28 --> 00:57:32 in several of our D &D campaigns that Jester
00:57:32 --> 00:57:35 runs. All right, come on, Bonk Bonk. Oh, my answer?
00:57:35 --> 00:57:48 Yes. uh but no i guess i guess i'm the blue elephant
00:57:48 --> 00:57:52 thing marrying plow and i'm for sure killing
00:57:52 --> 00:57:55 salacious crumb you guys are missing out on the
00:57:55 --> 00:58:00 b crumb come on no that thing's I'm bussy, boy.
00:58:00 --> 00:58:03 Bro, I don't need a fleshlight, all right? I
00:58:03 --> 00:58:06 do. I'm a lonely man. I don't want to risk the
00:58:06 --> 00:58:09 elephant being on top. Like, he'll break my,
00:58:09 --> 00:58:12 like, chest or something. The kick combo that
00:58:12 --> 00:58:17 I would give Salacious would be crumbo. Dude,
00:58:17 --> 00:58:20 I could just, like, step. No, no, I could step.
00:58:21 --> 00:58:23 I could set Salacious B. Crump on my d*** and
00:58:23 --> 00:58:26 flex with my d*** and do d*** sit -ups with him
00:58:26 --> 00:58:29 on there. Wenchy, you know what? It's not just
00:58:29 --> 00:58:31 the mouth, man. It's the fingers, homie. The
00:58:31 --> 00:58:33 fingers and the toes. They all look like they
00:58:33 --> 00:58:44 have holes. They all have holes. Why does he
00:58:44 --> 00:58:46 have finger holes like that? Why is he leaking?
00:58:47 --> 00:58:49 That's what I want to know. He said, why is he
00:58:49 --> 00:58:53 leaking? Oh my God. He's 1 .1 to 1 .7 meters.
00:58:53 --> 00:58:55 Jesus Christ. Okay. All right. All right. Here's
00:58:55 --> 00:58:58 mine. All right. Here's my three. Boba Fett,
00:58:58 --> 00:59:02 Kylo Ren, or Mara Jade. Ooh. Can I get a picture
00:59:02 --> 00:59:04 on the Mara Jade? She is the most beautiful redhead
00:59:04 --> 00:59:07 that you could think of. Fine body, black silk
00:59:07 --> 00:59:09 assassin suit. Like black, basically black widow.
00:59:09 --> 00:59:13 All right. Bonk, bonk. You start. Um, let's see.
00:59:13 --> 00:59:17 Killing Kylo. Boba. Marrying Mara. Okay. I'm
00:59:17 --> 00:59:19 going to request to go last because this is hard
00:59:19 --> 00:59:23 for me. I already know Hunter's. I think his
00:59:23 --> 00:59:25 is the same as Bonk Bonk's, right? Yeah, right?
00:59:25 --> 00:59:29 No. No? No. I thought you wanted to marry Boba,
00:59:29 --> 00:59:32 right? Yeah, yeah. Marry Boba. Kill Kylo, f***
00:59:32 --> 00:59:36 Mara. I want the Beskar inheritance, alright?
00:59:36 --> 00:59:39 See, y 'all know me. I'm gonna marry Mara because
00:59:39 --> 00:59:42 I love her. And I'm gonna have to f*** the emo
00:59:42 --> 00:59:46 boy. Because, like, I can't f*** Boba. I'm not
00:59:46 --> 00:59:48 gonna lie. And to fight, to kill him means I'm
00:59:48 --> 00:59:50 probably gonna have to fight him. And so a fight
00:59:50 --> 00:59:53 with Boba sounds actually pretty enjoyable. But
00:59:53 --> 00:59:56 I wouldn't want him to f***. He kind of rough.
00:59:56 --> 00:59:59 He big. And he bald, too. I would think that
00:59:59 --> 01:00:01 I was like... what are they called what are the
01:00:01 --> 01:00:03 the racist group of bald people what are they
01:00:03 --> 01:00:05 called racist group of bald people skinheads
01:00:05 --> 01:00:08 yeah yeah skin i would feel like i'm a skinhead
01:00:08 --> 01:00:10 and that doesn't as a black jew that doesn't
01:00:10 --> 01:00:13 sit right with my soul so i i gotta kill him
01:00:13 --> 01:00:15 it just feels like we're like natural mortal
01:00:15 --> 01:00:18 enemies like i i see boba fett in nature i kill
01:00:18 --> 01:00:23 boba fett okay homie homie samoan though Okay,
01:00:23 --> 01:00:28 he is Samoan. The actor is Samoan. But Boba Fett
01:00:28 --> 01:00:30 himself is, like, basically one of the white
01:00:30 --> 01:00:33 people of the galaxy. He's a test tube. He's
01:00:33 --> 01:00:35 a test tube. That's all he is. A collection of
01:00:35 --> 01:00:40 cells. I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. It's not even
01:00:40 --> 01:00:42 like his skin color. It's just the bald head.
01:00:42 --> 01:00:45 Leave the helmet on. Yeah, but then I got to
01:00:45 --> 01:00:47 see the helmet. And then I'm thinking like at
01:00:47 --> 01:00:49 any moment, like I'm going to like lift my leg
01:00:49 --> 01:00:52 up to orgasm and he's just going to shoot me.
01:00:52 --> 01:00:54 Like I don't know sudden movements. That's what
01:00:54 --> 01:00:56 I would feel like with the helmet on. All right.
01:00:56 --> 01:00:59 So I think I finally made my decision. So we're
01:00:59 --> 01:01:01 definitely marrying. We're definitely marrying
01:01:01 --> 01:01:05 Mara. Let's go. We're 100 % marrying Mara. That's
01:01:05 --> 01:01:07 just not a question. Kylo, I'm just going to
01:01:07 --> 01:01:12 beat him. up and then then yeah i i i want boba
01:01:12 --> 01:01:15 to break me oh notice how he didn't say he he
01:01:15 --> 01:01:18 would kill uh kylo it's because he likes the
01:01:18 --> 01:01:23 twink so question for you he's not denying it
01:01:23 --> 01:01:27 listen am i am i am i am i saying that i wouldn't
01:01:27 --> 01:01:30 beat him in the submission then you know and
01:01:30 --> 01:01:32 then, you know, tie him up on a leaf. I need
01:01:32 --> 01:01:34 an adult. I need an adult. I need an adult. All
01:01:34 --> 01:01:38 right, it's time for yours now. Okay, so my three
01:01:38 --> 01:01:42 are Moz, Watto, and Wicket. Oh, s***. Wow. All
01:01:42 --> 01:01:45 right, I'm going to marry Maz because she could
01:01:45 --> 01:01:49 fix anything. I'm going. Wait, you said Ward
01:01:49 --> 01:01:53 and who else? Maz, Wado, and Wicket. All right,
01:01:53 --> 01:01:56 I'm killing Wado and I'm marrying Wicket. Like
01:01:56 --> 01:01:59 as a Jew, I can't stand to see the sci -fi representation
01:01:59 --> 01:02:02 of a Jew. So he got to die. Seconded. And I'll
01:02:02 --> 01:02:05 just marry the f***ing Ewok again. It's the Wookiee
01:02:05 --> 01:02:07 situation. Like they'll hunt for me and bring
01:02:07 --> 01:02:09 me like a rat and drop it to my feet and be happy.
01:02:09 --> 01:02:11 Yeah, but they also eat humans. Okay, well, I'll
01:02:11 --> 01:02:15 f*** the bear and I'll marry Maz. Yeah. Again,
01:02:16 --> 01:02:17 I'm going to be in another, like, fleshlight
01:02:17 --> 01:02:19 situation. Like, I'm just going to destroy the
01:02:19 --> 01:02:21 f***ing bear and then toss it to the side when
01:02:21 --> 01:02:23 I'm done. And then go back to my lovely, beautiful,
01:02:23 --> 01:02:25 old -ass wife. Bear tried to eat me. I'm kicking
01:02:25 --> 01:02:29 his ass. I want him to eat me, but not in that
01:02:29 --> 01:02:33 way. That bear tries to have me for dinner. I'm
01:02:33 --> 01:02:35 beating the shit out of that bear. All right,
01:02:35 --> 01:02:40 help the bear. I'm just like, oh, really? Really?
01:02:40 --> 01:02:42 You're going to come at me with a fork and knife?
01:02:42 --> 01:02:45 Nah. I know Hunter's going to say he wants to
01:02:45 --> 01:02:48 fuck Waddle because what that nose do. No. Waddle's
01:02:48 --> 01:02:51 disgusting. What that nose do. Watto's like a
01:02:51 --> 01:02:55 little greasy sleazebag. I'm absolutely marrying
01:02:55 --> 01:02:58 him, duh. Tell me how you feel about the Jewish
01:02:58 --> 01:03:00 representation put in Star Wars, please. Thank
01:03:00 --> 01:03:05 you. No, keep going. Oh my god, no me. So I was
01:03:05 --> 01:03:08 just gonna like fuck it up to say marry Watto,
01:03:08 --> 01:03:12 but like my insides are like crawling as I think
01:03:12 --> 01:03:16 that statement. So I just physically cannot say
01:03:16 --> 01:03:18 I would marry Watto. So I'm going to have to
01:03:18 --> 01:03:20 kill him. So you're going to kill the Jew. I
01:03:20 --> 01:03:23 just I just want this to, you know, for record,
01:03:23 --> 01:03:25 you know, just making sure you want to kill the
01:03:25 --> 01:03:32 Jew. No comment. And I will. I'll marry. Maz
01:03:32 --> 01:03:36 and I will f*** the bear. Ah, see, he's on my
01:03:36 --> 01:03:40 train of thinking. We f*** the bear. You know
01:03:40 --> 01:03:43 what? I know she gave sloppy upside down in her
01:03:43 --> 01:03:45 younger days. I can tell. It's the glasses. Look
01:03:45 --> 01:03:49 how tight they are. Dude, it's the glasses. Oh
01:03:49 --> 01:03:52 my god. That's insane. Alright, Bonk Bonk, your
01:03:52 --> 01:03:56 last. Kill Watto. Everyone wants to kill the
01:03:56 --> 01:03:59 Jew, huh? And marry Maz. I can agree with that.
01:04:00 --> 01:04:02 All right, everyone, that has been our first.
01:04:02 --> 01:04:05 Mary kill is fun. I'm looking forward to doing
01:04:05 --> 01:04:06 more of those. I can't wait to come back with
01:04:06 --> 01:04:09 the next three options. But that has been the
01:04:09 --> 01:04:13 bonus episode. This, again, is Hobbs' last show
01:04:13 --> 01:04:17 as a main co -host on The Force Unscripted. But
01:04:17 --> 01:04:20 he will be back in the future for other guest
01:04:20 --> 01:04:22 appearances. And we're going to be looking forward
01:04:22 --> 01:04:24 to those days. But Hobbs, do you have anything
01:04:24 --> 01:04:27 to say to our viewers out there before you take
01:04:27 --> 01:04:31 off? It was an absolute joy to share my knowledge
01:04:31 --> 01:04:35 of Star Wars with all of you. And, of course,
01:04:35 --> 01:04:38 not to take away from the podcast, I am a streamer.
01:04:41 --> 01:04:44 stream Star Wars games, but I do talk about random
01:04:44 --> 01:04:46 stuff like that. Star Wars has come up, so you
01:04:46 --> 01:04:50 can always visit me. Twitch .tv slash it's Hobbs.
01:04:50 --> 01:04:53 And we can always talk Star Wars there also.
01:04:53 --> 01:04:57 And I definitely look forward to coming back
01:04:57 --> 01:05:01 for the guest appearances, whenever they may
01:05:01 --> 01:05:06 be. And whenever they send their armies. To come
01:05:06 --> 01:05:08 and get me. Oh yeah, I'll be in the front lines,
01:05:08 --> 01:05:10 buddy. I'm gonna drag your ass all the way back
01:05:10 --> 01:05:13 by your collar. Send the pawns in first. At least
01:05:13 --> 01:05:16 make it exciting. No, we're gonna go after you
01:05:16 --> 01:05:20 Sasuke -style. We're gonna assemble the squad
01:05:20 --> 01:05:22 at the village gates and then depart. That's
01:05:22 --> 01:05:26 gonna be great. They never got to him, though.
01:05:28 --> 01:05:30 Well, we're gonna do it better. That's what it's
01:05:30 --> 01:05:33 gonna be. But yeah, there will be a link to Hobbs'
01:05:33 --> 01:05:36 Twitch in the... episode description for this
01:05:36 --> 01:05:38 episode so be sure to go give our homie a follow
01:05:38 --> 01:05:41 but again we'll be looking forward to the episodes
01:05:41 --> 01:05:44 that we get to feature our friend Hobbs again
01:05:44 --> 01:05:48 but that has been the bonus episode a final reminder
01:05:48 --> 01:05:52 this will be our last episode for about a month
01:05:52 --> 01:05:54 hiatus while we transition our artwork and stuff
01:05:54 --> 01:05:57 to have exotic come join for the start of season
01:05:57 --> 01:06:00 one where he will be picking the topic for our
01:06:00 --> 01:06:03 episode and we will keep our unscripted nature
01:06:03 --> 01:06:06 true in the second season and we will have more
01:06:06 --> 01:06:08 segments coming in our bonus episodes so definitely
01:06:08 --> 01:06:12 stay in tune and in touch to catch up with those
01:06:12 --> 01:06:16 but until next time that has been the show everyone
01:06:16 --> 01:06:18 peace out girl scouts and we will catch you on
01:06:18 --> 01:06:18 the next one